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Romance › Re: Top Ten Signs Of A Desperate Man by HARDDON: 11:34pm On Jan 14, 2013
martinifeanyi: Are dis nt sgins of a carin guy!
Nope! All signs of a guy in a hurry to do the horizontal tangle according to Ogugua. ℓ☺ℓz

Then he ofcos moves on to da nxt target.
Romance › Re: Top Ten Signs Of A Desperate Man by HARDDON: 11:30pm On Jan 14, 2013
Bolt2011: If you are not nice, they complain that you are not. Now that you are, they say you are desperate. BTW which mumu guy agrees with all a lady sayshuh?
Guys just be yourself joor & don't fake anything. There's a gurl for every guy.
just a chill pill. Too much of sugar intake still coses diabetes d last tym i checked

With women, d way forward, is always the way backwards!

Hope Ʊ dig that cos I'm ενεη lost in dat senseless web but i scale.
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Ur Advise by HARDDON: 10:21pm On Jan 14, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]sleek spectacles u say? so u'd rather he marries a girl he doesn't love cz she is pregnant for him? wasn't d se.x consensual?

that would be a scar on both of them!
ofcz he can care for her and his child without marrying her . this is 2013, it won't affect nothing.

come on B, be realistic puleez.....[/quote]Haw real can a brother get? Huh?

If u did read мч posts, Ʊ wud have noticed i took exceptions to d league of dose advocating he marries ha.

And no oηε can ενεη tell precisely if she isn't just pulling d bravest or all females' stunts on him to seee if he truely luvv ha b4 he goes off to camp!

Haw cud dis have skipped ♏ԑ? OP, plz take ha to d nearest Lab and let's ĸпoω wat d results says.

Back to Ʊ G, yea granted, it is a scar on dem both but he isn't gono bear som pregnancy ƒoя 9 months with all d tongue wagging of passers-by. Nida wud he hv to back n breast feed ƒoя d nxt 2 years and 6months respectively.

Blv ♏ԑ, she wud feel d pain most and 2013 didn't just scrol by to Abruptly change single men's mentality all of a sudden.

Ma mind
Romance › Re: Guys, Can't We Really Have It All? by HARDDON(op): 9:50pm On Jan 14, 2013
Vikin: Someone is on a high horse again! cheesy

At topic,
It depends on the lady involved. Even if you have it all, some ladies will still take it for granted and think there is actually something out there she is missing.

So, you can't get a perfect answer to this.
Oh heck, guess ωнo just strolled in ! Vivi!

*picks ha up and with a lil flicker of sleek smile, dumps ha in the waste bin! Daz ƒoя yesterday. Tongue out. Hehehe

Educate us puleez : so ladies always feel dere is more to life out there? shocked

Wor sort of creatures r Ʊ guys? :x
Romance › Re: Guys, Can't We Really Have It All? by HARDDON(op): 9:34pm On Jan 14, 2013
KateSpade: if you are having sex with your fiance and are unable to talk to him about your sex life and the issues with it, you shouldn't be getting married in the first place
Question is how does a lady go about presenting or raising dis kinda issue?
Romance › Re: Guys, Can't We Really Have It All? by HARDDON(op): 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2013
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Romance › Re: Guys, Can't We Really Have It All? by HARDDON(op): 9:26pm On Jan 14, 2013
Flashaldrin: How does the question relate to the superstory?? undecided
herez some light: wanted to help educate d men folks that they can éasily afford to have gud luks, brains, generous and extremely gud in joyrod ride. most of us tink money is all a gurl really wants.

Cos after all d spending and karing, she really wud luvv it if you can gently take ha to d skies , show her waves of wonders and dnt leave ha hanging dere saying what-de-heck? How cud dis just end §☺̣̣̥̇ ѕσση!

Guys Nid to work on demselves. Hope i'v bin able to confuse you d more? And hey, daz really life right up dere not som super story.
Romance › Re: Guys, Can't We Really Have It All? by HARDDON(op): 9:13pm On Jan 14, 2013
ceewai lebi: I disagree with u on dis,Sex plays a very vital role in marriage.@Don to me the choice is her's to make.Communication is also essential,she has-never told him-how she feels which is wrong wink
Ʈ♓ªƞƘ§ Ʊ C!

But come to fink of it, aint women just too shy to raise dis kinda issue?

Dey only talk or blatantly show it wen it is painful but Kip mute or fake it all up wen dey aint enjoyin it. Den she starts giving you all sorts of reason y she can't Come see you. Hehehe

C wot wud you do if you were in ha shoes?
Romance › Re: Guys, Can't We Really Have It All? by HARDDON(op): 9:09pm On Jan 14, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]marriage isn't all about sex. try shopping instead...its better than sex grin[/quote]M gurl! Cud you scrol up and reread d very first sentence?

d abv isn't mua talkin! Arrrrh!
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Ur Advise by HARDDON: 4:18pm On Jan 14, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]u should keep d baby but u don't ve to marry her[/quote]and who'z gono cater for the baby? so he can just spoil ha career, family and future den move on to marry a virgin from de village?

this wud be an eternal scar on ha.

common G, wear som sleek spectacles puleez.
Romance › Re: Hunger For Sex by HARDDON: 3:31pm On Jan 14, 2013
different folks, different strokes.

do know guys that are strictly reserved. and aint facinated about the females' plane.

just depends on someone's psychological makeup.

so many are active( whether they know how to fish or not), very few aint.

aint saying i belong to the few though... grin grin grin
Romance › Guys, Can't We Really Have It All? by HARDDON(op): 3:22pm On Jan 14, 2013
Got this from across and thought i should share:

I had the best séx of my life with my boss – and it’s making me wonder whether I can marry my fiancé.

I am 25 and my boss is 35. I got off with him at our office party before Christmas. I knew he liked me - we’d been flirting in the office for weeks. I went outside for a cigarette and he followed me. We started chatting, then kissing, and we were all over one another. We shared a taxi home and he asked if he could stay over at my flat.

We had the most amazing night of séx ever. I have had good séx before but this was something else. I know nothing will come of it, as he’s getting married before I am, but it’s making me think seriously whether I can stay with my fiancé.


He is 23, a lovely guy, kind and thoughtful, but he is very small séxually compared to other guys I’ve slept with. He doesn’t have any hang-ups about it so I don’t say anything which might upset him.
When we make love there is no pre-intimacy, and it’s all over within minutes. It is not pleasurable for me and I never think, “Wow, that was fantastic.”
He is pressing on with arranging our wedding but I can’t get up any enthusiasm. I don’t even know if I can stay faithful, though I know he’d be a great husband.

I love my fiancé but I also love good séx and he bores me in bed. Should I stay and just deal with being unsatisfied, or drop him because of my craving for better séx?


......i do bliv guys can have it all.
Health › Re: 10 Interesting Things About Veiled Births by HARDDON: 2:01pm On Jan 14, 2013
nice read....

2-In extremely rare cases, the caul can enclose the newborn entirely in what is known as a 'veiled birth' or an 'en-caul birth'. In this case, the sac is never broken and the water is not released until the baby is outside the womb (uterus).

i am forced to ask, how did the sac maintain its form and fluid with the umbilical cord runing from within?
Romance › Re: The 10 Commandments For Women by HARDDON: 1:45pm On Jan 14, 2013
great words of wisdom.

but Nigerians are masters @ da theoritical stables, eternally slaves in the pratical perpectives.
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Ur Advise by HARDDON: 1:07pm On Jan 14, 2013
lecturerdabo: I find it difficult agreeing with you. you ve tried outlining the reason why the baby should be aborted, how the family that raised her will feel, the disgrace to her father etc

How will the family feel if she dies in the course of this abortion?
What about those that are married for years without kids?
What danger could this abortion pose to her health?
How will the dad feel and how will he be able to face his congregation if your advice goes wrong?

I suggest the op take responsibility for the fruit of his 5minutes of enjoyment yes, they will likely surfer yet love conquers all (except they don't love themselves) even at that, it's the girl's decision to make whether she want to remain with him or not.
@op Talk with your girl she is aware that you don't have a job yet so you two can plan and work out the modalities to care for the baby but don't try using her family as a means of blackmailing her.
Take a bold step to meet the family. They will feel bad yet Christianity is built on love and forgiveness

PLS! PLS!! PLS!!!DON'T ABORT THAT BABY IT COULD BE THE NEXT OBAMA IN THE MAKING
why bring babies into the world to suffer? God gave us all brain for a purpose and most tins we pray and fast about wud easily be resolved if we but sit and think logically. doctors abort babies wen they pose threat to d life of their mothers and this is no diff case. the gurl's life and ha entire history is on the line.

and from the OP's words' outlay, he isnt really THAT into the said gurl( just humping ride). there is a very high probability that all this is headed for the rocks even if they leta on settle togeda. He is mos def gono feel she trapped him!

I wud have easily agreed with you if the guy can hold his own( religion not withstanding). how is he gonno kare for ha when his gono-be-monthly-allowance is 19,800 which he can barely suvive on? a gud tin of baby food goes for 4,500 the least. you buy 2 or three tins a month. not finking about the pampas and all that a baby's wonderful life brings.

and to make tins worse, he isnt gono be around town wen the heavens begins to let out the avalanche.

just ma two pence tot
Romance › Re: Help Me Pls... by HARDDON: 2:09am On Jan 14, 2013
sugarbuns: Yday evening was a bit messed up, I checked his fones and normally I wldn't do dat. Found wat I was lookn for and it wasn't funny. Am just gonna take it easy now; every1 is sayn be patient wv him, nd he's sayn dat I shld give him tym to sort out evrytin buh he still called d chick last nite. I got pretty angry and got drunk, dat made him mad at me cus he had to spoonfeed me cus I was too weak. Guess am takn it to far after all he ain't married to me. He's free to do what he wants. Thanx once again guyz.
I take exceptions to what others hv told Ʊ .

Here is what you shld do, play his cards back @ him.

If he gets access to you @ will b4 naw, form too busy and stop. seeing him always.

Go out there and meet oda guys too . Crzly get urself a job . And stop accepting gifts frm him
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 1:48am On Jan 14, 2013
[quote author=Efemena_xy]It's all about individual preferences.

Different strokes for different folks, I'll say.

@Harddon - interesting concepts you've got here cheesy[/quote]Oh yea?

Ʈ♓ªƞƘ§

But hey, if you quote ♏ԑ anywhere else, I'd deny it , I'd deny you . ℓ☺ℓz
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 1:44am On Jan 14, 2013
Vikin: You are not the first to refer to me as a guy! I forgive you!

And...

You shouldn't be the one to tell me to be civil after your listed steps of drilling a well unconventionally. lipsrsealed
Ƒoя once i was beginning to watch ma a55 closely cos of you ! ℓ☺ℓz . You had beta tick d (f) §☺̣̣̥̇ we all ĸпoω d genda taxonomy you blong. Or r Ʊ shy? Tomboy? Hehehe *sticks tongue out

Wow wonder woman?! Drilling a well unconventionally? You r mos def @ home with words aint chu?

Bsides, ma tactical sensors were constantly scanning tru to make sure kids gets lulled. D1ck turned jrod and d likes.

All steps were with an acute air of decorum you wud agree? Wink wink
Romance › Re: Help Me Pls... by HARDDON: 11:23pm On Jan 13, 2013
He's obviously using d delay-relay tactics . Ouch!

Here is haw to shunt d circuit: seee him less. Become busy with oda aspects of your life. And stop being @ his beck and call.

In essence? Make him miss Ʊ . If he is really into Ʊ , his actions wud prove.
Seems like he got you all on d cheap and ya'll try to hang onto him cos of dem gifts. He knows it and he's confused ωнo is ƒoя real.

And hey, d phone calls r just a sleek playa playa trick. Just to Kip you all on your toes so Ʊ always ĸпoω ωнo da BO§§ is ! Always.

Naw do d opposite. Send less. Precious stones aint easy to come вч .

You sound weak tho.

Regards

D
Romance › Re: Why Wont She Pick My Calls ? by HARDDON: 10:55pm On Jan 13, 2013
the answer is right dere staring @ chu: you are acting all too needy απϑ therefore cutting across like a wussbag Son.

Chilax, and don't you call ∂at line ever again. If she wano τaικ, she 'd call back.

Why do i feel you letting your third leg run d rule here?

Yea i ĸпoω , done did it, it cud be very hard if she's a 9ner .

But always learn to lean back απϑ let dem fly as far as dey cud , cos urs wud always ball back in d end .
Romance › Re: Your Advise Needed Pls! by HARDDON:
The heart leads wherever it so d a m n pleases mehn . Απϑ your trying to narrow it down to your villa ladies is what is draining the life off it naw.

Sit down and ansa dis Question:

What do you really want? A lady from your villa @ all cost? Den create d tym ƒoя home visit every weekend. But do know thåt the oηε ƒoя you might ß located in anoda geopolitical zone all togeda.

You might have ενεη come in contact with ha but because you have a narrowed-home-vision, cant just notice

it is beta to open your heart and follow itz lead dan wanting to plz your parents by marrying from home. @ d detriment of your joy.

It is beta to wait 2more years dan make d worst mistake of your life вч rushing in. Blv ♏ԑ, your home wud be hell.

If you r really crz abt settling down, you wud invest some tym into the process of meeting d oηε ƒoя you and not let some cuz run d rule

Regards

D
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Ur Advise by HARDDON: 9:55pm On Jan 13, 2013
Wot a fix.

Gee, dis is tym ƒoя maturity in reasoning and dnt be rash with ha. I can bet it has bin drummed into ha from early age that Thou Shall not Kill. It naw behooves you to make ha seee stark reality. You really nid to have a hrt2hrt τaικ with ha. Tell ha that as much as you wud luvv to have d baby by her, she shld try and be objective and luk @ d real life :

Wud have asked you if you luvv ha enuf to raise a family with ha but since you Said ha father is a pastor, comment reserved cos he wud not have his daughter marry a non christian. NEVER. This shld ß oηε of your reasoning point wen talkin ωiƒ ha. Make ha seee reasons why it wud be a shame on ha part to make the family, that has catered ƒoя ha all dis while, a laughing stuck.
With what mouth wud ha fada preach after learning his lil angel is gono hv a baibe ƒoя å guy frm anoda religion? It is eida she is disowned ör some1 might just hv a severe hrt attack. (hammer on dis point)

Children wud Come leta on, but once family goes, it wud take God's grace to change status. She wudnt wano be termed a black sheep.



Secondly, you aint got nufin and r ѕσση goin ƒoя service in anoda state and wudnt ß able to be dere and care ƒoя ha. If she gets disowned, you hv no place she can move into ! Ha career wud end, family name tarnished, and she wud mos def suffer all alone.

Do knw that d manner of approach wud matter a lot here and you have to be firm in you points' outlay. Also make sure she is in a lighter mood and d envirom is suitable(Preferably, away from your home.)


If i may ask, why did you Let it get to 7weeks already b4 dis post? Huh?


Regard

D
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 6:38pm On Jan 13, 2013
Vikin: Lol, you should get ready for future not me! grin

Don't console yourself as clearly she Nina wasn't talking about Men with xtra lage 16" arrow co.o.r.k.k. Like you! You Berra do something about that your weapon of mass distraction. grin grin
V! ℓ☺ℓz

Be civil . Dere r alota kids running arnd on here.

And ehmm , you cudnt ß so sure abt my :x :p

And hey? ∂at cudnt be Ʊ on uя ₯? ....and to fink i'v bin refering to Ʊ as a guy?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On Jan 13 2012 by HARDDON: 3:23pm On Jan 13, 2013
This is United! Oηε voice oηε aim oηε goal! Viva united!
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 10:19pm On Jan 12, 2013
nina myers: sex is important in pregnancy, it helps, read every woman it's der, jus as long as it's not rough, did it all thru my pregnancy wif my 1st child, really helps @ d later stages in preg. Cos one's pregnant doesn't mean u stop having sex. Wat of ur man's needs, or wld u rather he gets it outside, haba 9months ain't easy without sex, so she shld stop complaining n do it, unless oda wise as per medical reasons, complications den....... coolsex is important in pregnancy, it helps, read every woman it's der, jus as long as it's not rough, did it all thru my pregnancy wif my 1st child, really helps @ d later stages in preg. Cos one's pregnant doesn't mean u stop having sex. Wat of ur man's needs, or wld u rather he gets it outside, haba 9months ain't easy without sex, so she shld stop complaining n do it, unless oda wise as per medical reasons, complications den.......
Ʈ♓ªƞƘ§ Nina

And ehmm where is that Vk guy. Come and read and get ready ƒoя the future. ℓ☺ℓz
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 10:05pm On Jan 12, 2013
huh
oseiwe: I read HARDDON's first reply and I am forced to comment. He must be a warri boy!
huh
oseiwe: I read HARDDON's first reply and I am forced to comment. He must be a warri boy!
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 9:08pm On Jan 12, 2013
ijebabe: You try so hard to make it sultry just speak normal jorgrin

Yup you got the Chinese ish right!
You must be refering to words painting huh? Well, wish i cud oblige Ʊ , buh daz natural as it gets with ♏ԑ. You shld check out ma diaries . A lil som som to wet uя appetite
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 8:50pm On Jan 12, 2013
Idowuogbo: Chin wan movies are sick! Don't even go dia abeg!
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 8:38pm On Jan 12, 2013
Idowuogbo: Chin wan movies are sick! Don't even go dia abeg!
Ever heard of jet Li ? This dude spice it all up. There are a whole lota çha chin cha wan out there tat r off da hook!

Oh well, let's prfl odogu a lil (pardon ma merix)

She shld luvv films with a lota twists and turns. Movies dat d director spends a whole 15mins filming an actor driving his C class along a lonely road to d clinic . Aki and pawpaw spinin some wicked ways

Movies without head nor tail and dey end it with watch out ƒoя part 7! Na series? ℓ☺ℓz

Daz all she likes.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 8:18pm On Jan 12, 2013
ijebabe: Must you romantize words? Lol.

Cheesy Chinese action movies are the best grin
Romanticize words? Wow , daz da first . Haw does oηε romance words abeg? Ijb?

Ah, i said it already with d Chinese ish
Family › Re: How Can A Man Cope With Sex If The Wife Is Pregnant? by HARDDON: 7:41pm On Jan 12, 2013
Vikin: Hard don, make you no go catch sh.i.it.t.t.t when you go doing it through the back door..you better stick to your wan.k.in.ig..... And leave that woman alone.

cheesy
Rodflmfao!

Comon naw VKkkkkk!

Be civil. ℓ☺ℓz

And hey, a gud fisher man knows exactly where to cast his nets. Hehehe
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by HARDDON: 7:27pm On Jan 12, 2013
ijebabe: Conspiracy theorists will never get tired!! Its getting mixed reviews from critics, all the more reason I want to watch it lol.

Django Unchained is next. Tomorrow should come fast!
Let ♏ԑ make a lil profile of Ʊ :

She luvs sci-fi , action packed, full hawt trotters of movies .

Romance isn't ha game so best sellers count less

Might ενεη like chin chin cha wan movies .

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