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Just kids huh? Alright

Train up a child the way he should Go.

If that's the training u are dishing, they Wud grow n slay with it, just don't cry when they return home with protruding Tommy that is not food induced

@youngfocus,

There is something about marriage. One very vital fact: it was instituted by God and only him can you go to for proper Direction. Sure u Wud hv your specs then tell him to direct you and you also totally surrender your specs to his all knowing will.

Most guys go into it after been stung by the B00bss n B00ties and the intricate calculatory endowments of a HYTEK God..

The ish is, physical ornaments swiftly wears out after constant fellowship. Then the sudden realisation of her other crazy flaws they weren't paying attention to all the while. Then d fights. Lost wears out, The jabs, the regrets n d break ups.

Free your mind. You ain't your brother and your mother isnt Father God.

Rich Regards
Don

cococandy:
Not every woman is desperate to have children immediately after marriage

Yea sure, not every guy fancy that too.

The unfortunate thing is : husby and wify ain't no island any more. This ain't no relationship. The marriage though made up of two immediate ppl, have alot of remote folks underground.

And alot of Nigerian family see baby as a thing of wholesome joy. The finishing touch to the union.
At the wedding, alot of hearts would be up in the air with so many questions n worries only d cry of a new born can wipe away.

And then, there is the lil ish of your friends asking questions. Arrrrhhhh. How long are you gono keep answering and telling em same thing for 3gud yrs? Some Wud naturally start making up seemingly true stories.

See?

A year 5months for good browsing n quality fellowshipping and travelling half of the world. Then get down to brass track. Groom them. Ship them off and complete the other half of the world you left out earlier

Perfect plan ain't it?

kennygee:
Let her block the MIL if she no wan tell hubby.

Her peace of mind is very important, if one is not psychologically okay, how belle wan take enter?

And relocate to an unknown destination i suppose?

freecocoa:
Story.

What a Night!

Freekoko? 11th wonders of the world!

Tot you eluped with an ethopian man and you've bn spending your time catching his dedicated shots n tending your brood?

What brings the tortoise out of its creepy cocoon?

9japrof:
Do these things till happen in this modern age? WTF , some MIL's can be devils in human form, a marriage of just one year three months

My wife and I would stay three years without giving birth, I must enjoy her to the full before I start sharing equipments with any new born

Brotherly!

As much as i admire your periscope, i must say those are nothing but words of a juvenile. Why? because then, there Wud be alot of variables.... Chief among them been your wify! No woman Wud agree to stay 3gud yrs without seducing u and traping your sperm. Do you want ppl to brand her barren?
Even if she agrees during courtship, then she goes out and sees other ladies she wedded b4 strolling with their babies,
She Wud get you so high and rock u so hard you wudnt know when u Hala the kids!

Don't joke with ladies mehn. Don't

youngfocus:
bro it a long story,anyway it abt ethnic different, and due to wat happen in the past to my brothers, I don't won't it to occur again
beside the many chick on the street,so I can't let sum1 to use love cover my face,from seeing another beauty of the world outside

@ 1St emphasised, ethnic wor?
Tell us, what happened to your brothers?

@2nd emphasised, if you follow this kinda thought process, loneliness awaits you in old age because you will never be able to marry. Haven't you heard?; The beautiful ones are not yet born.

N if paraventure u do marry, you would be very polygamous . Or divorce becomes the order of the day.

Be Careful

osic:
Harddon please I don't want to get it wrong, what are the right answers I can give, please it's urgent!

The thing with quick fix shots is that they wear out and you go running back for more.

Do yourself some good and read the thread

youngfocus:
baba I knw wat to do nw tanx very much I do appreciate,I pray it don't build more love in is heart

I tot you were about marrying her?
What changed your mind?

Neimar:
mehn I tink I like dix girl
probs is wen she's bored she chats wif me buh wen she's no longa bored she ditches me.

I asked her if she was dating anybody she said No..buh I suspect she's liein...

how do I forget bout her or shud I try my luck?

I need help guys

If only you know your worth, you wouldnt play second fiddle or go trying your "luck" with a soft doll.

Where have you ever seen an employer trying their lucks with their potential employee?

And as for your question, we got no answer for you. because You already know what to do. Just the will power to do it.

When you are tired of been a support staff (to some guys that you are way better than in her life)that cant even see bra let alone laps, you know what to do.

@Canberra55


support@datingdrill.com

It's amazing how folks ignore the cogent message she's trying to pass across to focus on some mundane things.

Yes, protect the dan fulani @ all cost.
Import grass for them out pf our national purse.
Create a settlement for them in all d states of the federation
When they go on rampage, kill, maim n raze down an entire village, make sure u arrest d villages if they try to retaliate

Use their violence to chart a course for them just like what happened with militants.


Operation crocodile smile, pyton dance in the peaceful south while the violent north has no forms of operation. It should be lion roar over there.

IPod is a terrorist group with just a voice n a flag, fulani hersmen with AK47 are peace loving.

Deodorant for kits n kins
Otherwise Insecticides !

Smh

youngfocus:
baba pls u av teach us the way forward,pls I need to knw hw to wipe love out of girl heart without hurting her feeling,in such a way dat she will c it as sumtin ryte,telling a girl am no more interest is no no in my calendar,in as much we don knw wat tomorrow can bring,I will b greatful if my case is been attend to,tnx

If "sending" Less Attracts Ladies, what do you think would happen if you are all over her like a peacock on heat?

Aiit, go figure

pocohantas:
He tries to avoid her by picking her calls?
What happened to the numerous call blockers?

Any man that doesn't want a woman knows what to do. Stop making your brother look like a victim. The way you men act helpless on matters like this amuses me. If you're not being seduced, you are snatched, hypnotised or pushed into cheating.

Next thing we would hear is how he 'mistakenly' had sex with her.
Please, he should be firm with her.

@ emphasised,
Ouch! Buh we were maintaining our lane now and as you do well know, to the average guys, d D has a remote mind of its own totally separate from ours!

We are always spectators in such gyration.

You Bite?

DeadRat:
HARDDON shebi you Know Lalas247 ? Oya no TIME TO WASTE... Nack me Drills To scatter Her Walls...

Hope you know she is a SHE-MALE?

Don't let those 8k b00bies she is wearing decieve you oooo.

Even the tiny waist and bum bum were imported for 45k!

The more you look, the less you see geee! ( can't believe i just flowed gossip , oh heck screw it, she deserves more)

Brahahaha

HARDDON:
Women Words & Their Meanings


7. LOUD SIGH:
This is a non-verbal statement/sound. It means she thinks that you are an idiot at that very moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over NOTHING

When you get to this point with a lady, kindly take what dah freak is left of your balls and move on


8. WHATEVER, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

WHATEVER: means I'm done listening to your crap. I don't care no more.
Now listen guys, this is a total disrecpect and you should never take it lying down.

SENSE PILL 118:
A practiced hunter knows: the Truth to a Baboon is a strange mirage to the Bat. Yes the Lenses

The future belongs to those who read, think and most importantly, act!

Forward thinking, innovation should always lead the way!

I luv the whole WhatsApp concept and the gaint strides they've taken since inception

"North can ever offer " Buhari. He failed three times woefully until the South West came and they had an alliance. Why are they trying to abuse that alliance? “Four years is enough for the North. Let us respect each other.” He said 2019 is not for Buhari and CPC but for the south ACN"

He conned them. He ain't gono respect the agreement nor let the west rule .

And because of this division within the evil house, PDP would sweep them off with their abandoned broom

Women Words & Their Meanings


7. LOUD SIGH:
This is a non-verbal statement/sound. It means she thinks that you are an idiot at that very moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over NOTHING

When you get to this point with a lady, kindly take what dah freak is left of your balls and move on


8. WHATEVER, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

WHATEVER: means I'm done listening to your crap. I don't care no more.
Now listen guys, this is a total disrecpect and you should never take it lying down.

Women Words & Their Meanings

6. FIVE MINUTES: " i'd be out/ready in 5. "

Brotherly, don't be deceived, budget like an hour thirty or two hours!
Be productive, don't sit there waiting for her like a duck!, drive out, go pick your suit, branch some joint and have ise ewu. Watch a football match. She would be really ready in 5.

7. GO AHEAD.

This means i realise you are going to do it anyways no matter what i say. So go on but be rest assured you would pay for that decision in the nearest future. Or Be ready to bear whatever consequence that brings

Women Words & Their Meanings

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD means the very first type of NO up there. Ain't feeling you.

3. YES, ALRIGHT, OK, SURE

All these are positives and you got very lil to rack your brains about

4. FINE, IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALRIGHT these may, on the surface, sound like #3 above to the uninformed mind but they are farrrr from it.

ladies use these to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.

Dont you dare shush it.... Make sure you get to the bottom of it.

5. NOTHING..... huh? You ask her whats wrong and she blurs out NOTHING? Brotherly that is a pregnant statement and believe you me, everything is wrong.
This is where you deploy probes to find out exactly what is up.
Make sure you don't pester her when she says NOTHING, pretend like u let it be and bring up other talks that still relates to why she's off.
Let's say she went out, on getting back, her mood just changed. Then you ask "babes, waz up? " and she respond with NOTHING. you can say "aiit, so did you get all the stuffs? " she would be forced to narate how the outing went and in the process of her talking, the reason of her mood swing would pop up! See? These are the ways of the superior man.

With these kinda skill, i have dug up alota dirts that some tried to hide. That coupled with my none jugdemental airs and my free spirit.

If you master the act of deploying probes, even the one you just met can go revealing secrets no other person on earth knows about but her.

Back to back hits! On to da next one:

DRILL NUGGET 19:

Women Words & Their Meanings

Ladies' Brains work in mysterous ways to the unlearned mind and communication is def dense.
As a guy you must know how ladies think and the underlying meaning to their words if you are to own your balls and have them willingly fellow your lead

This is not to act like you SEND, no, its for you to know how they think and counter think them in mind melting ways. It is for you to be one step ahead and not float when they decide to pull twisted words on you.

Having said that, let's Rock!

1. MAYBE:
if they use this, it means an emphatic NO. They would not show up nor oblidge you. This acts as to keep you in a limbo. Guess mode. Don't take it. Immediately she uses this, tell her " hmmm, you know what, i also forgot i have an appointment for that time, see ya. " you roll out.

2. NO, STOP IT, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
NO means maybe if you put in a lil more effort i might change mi mind. It means you ain't hiting the right cord just yet.

STOP IT : this may mean you are too forward, lack transitional skills, acting like a peacock on heat(all over her) and you just killed the vibe.... if you guys are behind closed doors and you hear this kinda stop it, Brotherly, Kindly STOP IT. if not the melting moment you two were just about sharing may land you behind bars as Rapist.

STOP IT JOR mean you aint serious. Playful. She feeling the boy. Tune up the heat a lil notch then lean back ....

STOP IT could also mean what you saying/doing is irritating. You should really stop it.

openmine:

Ass"nal, giving men bp since 1889!


Blood Rolls Royal Red

SuperSuave:
Liverpool nearly finish us

Mehn, my heart was in my hands for most of the play.

I'm glad with a point! Now shekpe fans can jump into their huge brew jars and drown away the pains!


Buh city can be freaking ruthless. Imagine banging in 7

And here i was hating the point United managed to gleaned in a very difficult away match!

SilverG33k:
So u dey watch ball, even a man u fan... I think say na only girl matter u sabi oh... No beef intended

Aha! That's what you get for trying to help humanity the lil way u can.

I'm an IT person, an inspirational speaker, life impacting coach coupled with a very balanced brain.

As i always lay out: ladies are a lil part of the huge puzzle Dating Drill.

"I curved him for 4 years, dated his bestfriend & brother. had a baby for his cousin and still... he engaged me! "

Just read that article and i almost wept for the unfortunate nice a33 guy.

Be eating left overs world over!

osic:
Guys, met with my new girl days ago, she said she wanted to ask me a question, I asked her to go ahead but she declined and insisted on sending the question via text message, which I later agreed to. Few hours later, I got a text saying
" what are your expectations of me"
"What do you want from me and for me"
I haven't responded, because I don't know how to answer her. Kindly explain what she meant by these questions. Thanks
@harddon

Moment Defining Question ( get this wrong) get everything wrong!

We have treated this in time past

sirfee:
I said it earlier,Mou is unpredictable.

There you have it, wacky play