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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:40pm On Nov 22, 2017
sexymonkey:
am sorry sir.
You should be.

Hope u didn't go apologizing like a Peacock on heat.

Silently release her account and send her this message: "you have your account back. Wish you well in your future endevours. Bye"


move on with you life after blocking her all access to your life.
BTW, where is your cousin SexyRat? Lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why People Smoke In Toilet by HARDDON: 6:58am On Nov 22, 2017
noblealuu:
Because it's sweeting them huh.

Mouth and nostrils acting as chimneys and anal orifice acting as exhaust pipes at the same time... shocked
Hahaha

Crazy clown!
WebmastersRe: For Bloggers: How To Stop Your Viewers From Blocking Ads Display On Your Site by HARDDON: 6:56am On Nov 22, 2017
aieromon:
If I visit your site and you tell me to disable my ad locker,I just simply exit the website,period!
Simples!

There is a reason The adblocker was installed and go whitelisting every site with ads defeats that sole purpose.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:27am On Nov 19, 2017
DavidTheGeek:
grin grin

He should say sorry.

A "boss" who's in full control of his balls will not have gotten so jealous to the point of changing a girl's FB login details.

He messed up big time by that singular act and should APOLOGISE FOR THAT ALONE.

By the way, what's your take on it?
So you are like the Pharisees huh? Since he is down, let us just help him by digging the ground around him so he can slip into abyss.

Not d way forward. If there is anyone that should appologise here, it is the gurl in question.

Dont make him lose more pieces of his balls by appologizing.

In the learning lane, No matter who you are and how much control u got over your balls, there is a lady you meet and your whole life turns! Ask Styles.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United (4 - 1) On 18th November 2017 by HARDDON: 10:08pm On Nov 18, 2017
Though I'm glad about this win, We need consistency.

And should be able to win games with or without Pogba


Blood Rolls Royal Red
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:58pm On Nov 18, 2017
sexymonkey:
alright boss, I'll do just that.
Huh? huh
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:57pm On Nov 18, 2017
DavidTheGeek:
You've taken things way too far.

Look dude you're wrong logging into her account and even making it impossible for her to access it anymore.

By saying she'll "never have it back", you've lost it. You're out of your mind.

Give her back her account, tell her you're sorry and end the damn relationship now.

This is the honourable thing to do now.

GAME OVER.
Huh? angry
RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by HARDDON: 7:09pm On Nov 16, 2017
[quote author=DeadRat post=62434085][/quote]What with the big brown eyes, are you seeing menses? cheesy
RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by HARDDON:
Benita27:
It's not by force that the person dating you must marry you. She may have found a better man in whom she's getting married to than she previously did in you. Move on!, and quit whining. It would either be your loss or hers later. Nigerian guys have this mentality that spending on a girlfriend in the course of a relationship automatically equal loyalty/marriage. I see that as benefits of being together. grin She may have also added some value to your life in some other way.
So many a times you throw my sleek sense into the wilderness of wonder with your uncoordinated, unrelated, extrapolated, brute, crude responses.

It's obvious the post was too long for you to read angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:01pm On Nov 15, 2017
Samalabz:
Preach!! grin
One of my very finest! With def calculate steps only ghosts robed in fog cud afford.

You are sighted
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:28pm On Nov 14, 2017
Don't sell your soul for a freaking morsel of grub.

Don't lose your sense for a lil dash of the waist.

Don't abandon your dreams, waste your resources/opportunities for the fine back of a soft bone.

There is way more to life than the cleft inbetween a woman's thighs. In the final analysis, ain't nothing in there really!

Satisfaction only comes from Your tru source : God.

No, not power, money, fine wine/woman, fame nor fortune. The more you get, the more you lack and love to get.....
......Don


Now i sound lika preacher man! grin cool

RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:09pm On Nov 14, 2017
brandon180:
HARDDON u should start lectures on chatting..am really struggling here..
Due to popular Demand, Blog would have loads of chat flows for diff situations and how to connect easily online with any soft doll! Keep your fingers crossed, your mind clear...

Blog popping off 1st Dec 2017! Oh you have no idea what we are about to launch gee, you have no idea!

SAVE THE DATE! cool
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
@SnakeXenzia


How does it feel to be sleek with flow sense?

Kul?

Btw, we don't respond to every huff and puff of a lady 's squint.

Lead the lines where you want it. Just sprinkle you wink
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:08pm On Nov 12, 2017
Hussmanov:
Haha .......
Lol ,l am not Oliver twist ooo
Are my words this magical
Like l said earlier ,u look like someone I need to know
Wait till then when we meet by coincidence or it could be better if we fix a date ....Then l shall tell u what I want

*My response*
Don't mind my long story ..... Persistency n consistency are d keys that have brought us this far
Huh? Elucidate
RomanceRe: "I Can Travel From Lagos To Sokoto For Sex" – Female Corper Reveals (photos) by HARDDON: 7:49pm On Nov 12, 2017
Cannonleo:
oga harddon haba
cheesy grin

Things like this just turns me off
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:49pm On Nov 11, 2017
HARDDON:
How do we keep the flame , the sexy spark and have her stung for life? If we so chose?

How do we blend fun with firmness?

How do we live above all average laws, do us?

These and many more we would treat with a simple answer.....

Find out....
DRILL NUGGET 21

HANDLING LUV & BALLS



Solution:


1. A man who hasn't mastered his jRod , has no business loving. For the day he tries it, another mugu, maga or woman wrapper wud be born. Then some wud evolve into another player if they are TDH, so many hearts shattered ( these in turn transform to crudies n start treating ladies very shabbily)

2. You must realise that luv is an action word. Thus, it is not by preaching it daily until it becomes stale. But by the lil daily acts.

3. You must learn how to blend the flexibility of an eel with the rigidity of a rock.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:27pm On Nov 11, 2017
magikalz:
Whatever else you do. Don't answer this question.
Huh?

But why Mag?

He must if not, she wudnt let it. cheesy

Ball's Principle 5

Only average guys avoid MDQs, pros bask in them and kill deals!

@
Hussmanov, we've treated this kinda situation before. Kindly read the thread if not, you wud keep crying back like this.
And i rather teach u how to fish than give u fish.
RomanceRe: "I Can Travel From Lagos To Sokoto For Sex" – Female Corper Reveals (photos) by HARDDON: 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2017
Tnnig:
lol...Oga harddon u sef reach here... thanks for the respect you give my balls oo
shocked shocked

How? cheesy cheesy

Oh, tru Dating Drills?
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by HARDDON: 8:00pm On Nov 11, 2017
cococandy:
I made suya

Been a long time I had it. It’s wasn’t like the original aboki suya but it was manageable considering the circumstances,
Some1 chopped meat into 'chewy' bits, hanged it on a stick, roasted it without even letting g oil kiss it and labelled it Suya ! grin

Suya ko, fried fish ni tongue


Ehmmm, how did i get here?

RomanceRe: "I Can Travel From Lagos To Sokoto For Sex" – Female Corper Reveals (photos) by HARDDON: 7:36pm On Nov 11, 2017
Ugly thing!

Don't know how guys are able to have jRod erect and actually do deeds with things like this angry

Balls have suffered
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:14am On Nov 10, 2017
trishluvly:
Why shouldn't he tell me he loves me?
because you are too young to know what true love is!

Now take your bag and go to school.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:17pm On Nov 08, 2017
HARDDON:
Herein lies the bane of life.

How do we balance the heat of the heart with the sweet nonesense it always chuns and maintain the royal status of our Balls?

How does one love without getting his balls deflated and lost eternally?

How do you say I luv you without sounding up like a love -dreched rat?

Just how? With this weakened mind, love induced drowsy eyes, jrod inflated shaft? How?
How do we keep the flame , the sexy spark and have her stung for life? If we so chose?

How do we blend fun with firmness?

How do we live above all average laws, do us?

These and many more we would treat with a simple answer.....

Find out....
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
KiZiie:
listen to drop the world by lil Wayne and Eminem... there's a verse I cannot type on nairaland due to itz obscene nature..... secondly... have your girls experience this complex where they start addressing you as boyfriend and introducing you to their friend as their boyfriend ? and you like " waaaait oo i haven't accepted your proposal yet o " in reality she's waited so long for you to ask her out she's trying to force it on you and act out her fantasises... that always get me cracking lool
Now you reminded me one smooth move i usually use to maim ladies minds!; their friends!

I use this move to:
1. Make them so jealous they start claiming me before one of their friends wud out smart them. cheesy
2. They basically fall in luv there and then even if they we tagging along before. Start acting possesive when you throw jokes and all her friends go laughing. Her friends might even tell you to take care of their friend. They might even push her to go with you when she tries to follow them! cool

3. It sends the messages that you don't f'ing care about getting down. And bliv you me, that is when they would be curious n wants to get down. Because they wud be thinking thus " is he impotent? Is his jrod so small he cant satisfy a woman? Is he a vG? Or did he just collect from some lady and he's full? One way to find out, let's seduce him"

See? Reverse sexy move.

Here is the deal.... For the first date, tell her to come with her friends, that you don't wano be left alone behind closed doors with her before she pins u down and rapes you. cheesy

( This is totally opposite to what average jonses out they would do) it not only gets them very confy with your sleek, super confident self, it gives them a breath of fresh air from the norm.
Mess up their tot process they can't just figure you out.

Sense Pill 119:

If Ladies can't figure you out, they would always wano figure you in. Go figure...
RomanceRe: Natalia Kuznetsova: Russian Female Weightlifter's Shocking Photos by HARDDON: 11:38pm On Nov 07, 2017
sammiepraise:
Lolzzz .
sorry its a woman.
So you can't tell a woman from a man again?
Which woman wears such huge muscles coupled with some 38D bweasts ? angry
RomanceRe: Natalia Kuznetsova: Russian Female Weightlifter's Shocking Photos by HARDDON: 11:27pm On Nov 07, 2017
Just look how the over stressed bweasts spoil the MAN angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:18pm On Nov 07, 2017
Adasun:
[b]ofcourse da sex is nothing to write home about.



Harddon just talk abt us knwing skils in da last nugget and they is a reason for dat grin grin
[/b]
cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Reps Plot Protest Against Buhari Over Budget 2018 by HARDDON: 3:11pm On Nov 07, 2017
michoim:
Fools. They should be wiped.
lack of wisdom leads to personality attack instead of dealing with the issue at hand.

has 2016/2017 budget been implemented? what effect have these on your life?

smh
RomanceRe: The Raw Truth About Women. by HARDDON: 1:21pm On Nov 07, 2017
oyetgirl:
If anyone follows the gabage the op just wrote.....then I'm sorry to tell you, u will never get married....smh angry
with a lil modification, the post will be just perfect! yea, we know, it bruises ladies' ego.
RomanceRe: The Raw Truth About Women. by HARDDON: 1:14pm On Nov 07, 2017
Cannonleo:
Op I endorse your views 100%, there was a time I was crazy about ladies, I would do anything for them, I was the complete good guy, I looked around and wanted to be different,the guy with the gentleman attitude ,the dude at the beak nd call. I got rubbish ,hit hard and basically washed vehicles for other dudes to ride.


Now I don't give a Bleep about any lady, I approach you and tell you my mind, if you mumble or stumble or play hard to get beyond a level , I dust my feet and move. Ladies complain am cold ,they don't realize I am a fire with a regulator.

Thank you harddon, I may be single and searching now but I do it with dignity.

So Op regardless of the attempted bashing accorded to you, you've made a valid point. deny women worship they think they deserve and watch then crumble
Humbled! now the next thing i wano hear is that you are single but so confused about which one to make the ROSE out of the tens of flowers flocking around you.

Molding minds.Empowering Lives...... kul logo huh?
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Is Ready To Meet Niger Delta Avengers - Minister by HARDDON: 12:03am On Nov 07, 2017
Kundagarten:
Fear don catch somebody, I laff in Daura.

What happened to operation crocodile smile?
It is only when skitos land on your balls you would realise there are other means to solving issues other than violence.
Dialog what? Does this gov bliv in dialog? Sweet any crime by fulani under d carpet and deal crudely with the south.
Let them go and deal decisively with avengers the way they did to KANU now. huh

N just yesterday, prices of oil went all time high since 2015
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye Reacts To Daddy Freeze's Comments On Tithes (VIDEO) by HARDDON: 10:39pm On Nov 06, 2017
billyG:
so yur private jets buying pastors did not make primitive accumulation of wealth their god?keep on worshiping yur pastor.
Your hatred has so beclouded your sense of judgement that even simple sentences ain't simple to you no more.

Kindly read and edit your post.


By the way, don't mix stuffs, we are on tithing and offerings not worshiping of any mortal.

If it so pains you, keep the lil change you have, that is, if you even have any.

Should you have some, try and convert same to dollars, you wud learn to be humble; Go to a bible believing church and recieve a fatherly proclamation that can turn your destiny around for good.

Go and ask Gordons how he started travelling outside Nigerian shores for shows. Go and ask Dangote about his encounter with Benson Idahosa. If all these are too far fetched, take up your bible and study the life of Abraham( and a prophet's proclamation upon his life even after God had told him he would be father of nations), David( his anoiting), Jesus when he was taken to church as a babe, read up the life of Jacob and his father's blessing and a host of others.

"Believe in the Lord your God so shall you be established, believe his prophet so shall you PROSPER. "

.a child without a father is a bastard whether biological or spiritual.

A business man without a mentor wud stuggle and may ultimately fail.


A word is just enough for the wise.

NB: this is the last time i would reply you.


Rich Regards, BYE
Don

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