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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:13pm On Nov 27, 2017

HARDDON:
4. You must know that women are very calculated beings. They rarely do stuffs without an underlining motive. Women controlling men, starts from Lil messages. Kindly pass me the remote, babes could u turn off the fan? ( even though she is closer to d regulator than u are!) . I'm cold, could you help me heat water?( when she isn't sick). Babes I don't wano eat anything in this house, could you go buy me shawarma?( when you just finish having your dinner after a long day's work).
And once they know you can do anything for them, you have lost your nucleus . Watch it gees.

SENSE PILL 121: The mustard seed is the smallest of all seeds but grows into gaint oaks and Lil by Lil the ocean gets filled.

HANDLING LOVE AND BALLS

5. You must realise that even though guys don't see s3x as love nor relationship, to most naive n classically emotional ladies, getting down is getting involved. Know what you want, act what you want from the on set.
A lot of guys let themselves blackmailed into relationship because they r worried that she might be heart broken when they leave because they were deceptive from the on-set.
These are the sets that bastardize the word luv just to get some cookies.
Only Boys do that.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:15pm On Nov 27, 2017

oderinde151:
av tried that bro...

you've tried what?

Phones › Re: Signs That You Are Completely Addicted To Your Phone by HARDDON: 7:22am On Nov 26, 2017*

Most of the points are nothing but repeated rigmarole.

14 is just purely unveracious.

How do u expect to fit a 5.5-7" touch screen mobile device in your jacket pocket?

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Celebrities › Re: Celebrities At Banky W & Adesua Etomi's White Wedding In Capetown, South Africa by HARDDON: 6:48pm On Nov 25, 2017

Rokia2:
The white wedding looks so boring. The traditional was bomb AF.

I cant imagine they took the white from an urban area in Nigerian, lag, to a village in SA! just look at the village settings, chairs and envirom.
it even looks like the venue was weeded not quite long ago.

angry

smh

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (1 - 0) On 25th November 2017 by HARDDON: 5:51pm On Nov 25, 2017

[quote author=sirfee post=62708393][/quote]and lady luck smiles on us for once in a long while! cheesy

Romance › Re: queenlovely by HARDDON: 5:48pm On Nov 25, 2017

Dimples129:
Never wish evil but if he's stupid enough to fall for this then na money-rituals tings

Lol! Who knows if Lil gueeny is a guy that lala has been placing on a constant Ban and he/she wano get back at him? He/she is even a black belt holder! cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (1 - 0) On 25th November 2017 by HARDDON: 5:45pm On Nov 25, 2017

sirfee:
Goalllllll

*Hugs Raemystix*

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:10pm On Nov 25, 2017

Donzie1995:
Lol!

Yes much differences between then and now.

Lol. Nah maybe you misquoted my words but I don't plan for such. I want her to he my girlfriend boss not just bedding her.

Then man up and act like you really dont want her.

you know how we roll...

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Romance › Re: queenlovely by HARDDON: 4:08pm On Nov 25, 2017

Dimples129:
I go with the latter

Terrorist attack on lala

you sound like you would very much like that to happen! why evuls? grin

Romance › Re: queenlovely by HARDDON: 2:20pm On Nov 25, 2017

Dimples129:
Lala will get kidnapped

thought i was the only one that sensed that! cheesy

The hyping is on another level. Imagine the teen knowing how to speak 24 world languages and is also well travelled, well read!

this is either a case of crazy obsession or phoney lure grin

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Business › Re: BLACK FRIDAY: Amazon's Jeff Bezo Hit $100 Billion Mark by HARDDON: 1:34pm On Nov 25, 2017

69MissedCalls:
Imagine this guy was a Christian and he paid tithe from the money. The pastor go just dey vibrate like say he get epilepsy.

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Celebrities › Re: More Photos Of Oritsefemi On His Wedding Today by HARDDON: 1:25pm On Nov 25, 2017

Get rid of that hair that makes you look like a masquerade and turn up sleek

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Celebrities › Re: A Leaked Video Of Rapper Cardi B Exposing Her Bare Boobs Surfaces Online(18+) by HARDDON: 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2017

I bliv 3-10 years from now, more yards are gono drop off for more body to show forth.

Romance › Re: queenlovely by HARDDON: 1:15pm On Nov 25, 2017

The Queenlovely herself!

Your eyes though lipsrsealed

Celebrities › Re: BREAKING!! Lionel Messi Signs New Barcelona Contract Until 2021[Full Details] by HARDDON: 1:13pm On Nov 25, 2017

Release clause 700Mila!

PSG? Manshyty? Still thinking about a crazy idea?

Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma Ready For Oritsefemi And Nabila Fash's Traditional Wedding by HARDDON: 1:11pm On Nov 25, 2017

Wait until one wicked hater steps on it's edge while you are in motion

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (1 - 0) On 25th November 2017 by HARDDON: 1:08pm On Nov 25, 2017

One voice
One sound
Red Rules!

5:0

And yes! : Blood Rolls Royal Red!

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:31am On Nov 25, 2017

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 21

HANDLING LUV & BALLS

Solution:

1. A man who hasn't mastered his jRod , has no business loving. For the day he tries it, another mugu, maga or woman wrapper wud be born. Then some wud evolve into another player if they are TDH, so many hearts shattered ( these in turn transform to crudies n start treating ladies very shabbily)

2. You must realise that luv is an action word. Thus, it is not by preaching it daily until it becomes stale. But by the lil daily acts.

3. You must learn how to blend the flexibility of an eel with the rigidity of a rock.

4. You must know that women are very calculated beings. They rarely do stuffs without an underlining motive. Women controlling men, starts from Lil messages. Kindly pass me the remote, babes could u turn off the fan? ( even though she is closer to d regulator than u are!) . I'm cold, could you help me heat water?( when she isn't sick). Babes I don't wano eat anything in this house, could you go buy me shawarma?( when you just finish having your dinner after a long day's work).
And once they know you can do anything for them, you have lost your nucleus . Watch it gees.

SENSE PILL 121: The mustard seed is the smallest of all seeds but grows into gaint oaks and Lil by Lil the ocean gets filled.

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Romance › Re: Logical Reasons Why Men Love Breasts And It Totally Makes Sense by HARDDON: 8:54am On Nov 25, 2017

Politics › Re: Evil Plans By Apc To Disrupt Pdp National Convention Uncovered - Dayo Adeyeye (m by HARDDON: 8:33am On Nov 25, 2017

No amount of oppresion n repression can save APC from been swept out the d state house with their very own Broom.

Romance › Re: 5 Reckless Things Women Do For Love by HARDDON: 8:17am On Nov 25, 2017

Huh?

1. Flesh2flesh, fluid2fluid la da logo. Sperm oils their skin glow. Nourishes their waist line and a good cognac for the sexy feel

2. Why see the cup half empty instead of half full? Positive perspective is a rare gift of the great

3. A lady who ask nothing, deserves everything. Most wise ones don't ask. They just spend time with you and u naturally go doing..

4. It depends on their discussion n agreement! However, I think ladies know better now.

5. A man with good pair of eyes don't get swayed by the layers of lies lining a lady's life. He sees the diamond in the sea of falling snow!
.....Ball's Principle..... Don

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:12pm On Nov 24, 2017

Donzie1995:
Okay.
Good evening everyones.
Thanks to.Haydon for the good works!

I have a girl in whom I will love to date..I asked her out two years ago she didn't give me any feedback.. All what she said was I should love myself first. Mhen I gave up on her yeah the weak me.
Saw her last two weeks the feelings came back again.

I just wanna ask if there still chance for me to get her..
I really need her.

it's not only HAYdon, it is HYdon. cheesy

Love yourself means 4 things involved
1. You were shabby/unkempt(dirty; cloths, body, bad breath etc)
2. You murdered words constructs or lack ability to read situations
3. You were forming big boy when she knows better.
4. You sounded/acted like a peacock on heat and couldnt get your eyes off her chest while you converse with her.( you talked lustfully). From your last words I can tell that this is one of the major reason you drove her off.

Is there any improvement in your life between that time and now?

Btw, You really need her sounds more like you really wano JUST BED her!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:22pm On Nov 24, 2017*

Amaterasu:
I appreciate your response the DON.
But why has she been all over me; threatened her 6years relationship back then visiting me weekly even with her cousin she lives with threatening to call her boy friend then if she visits me again; cooking with her money for me;
HAS NEVER ASKED ME FOR ONE NAIRA BEFORE ; having issues with her cousin( my colleague at the office) because of me, she initially told her behind me that I'm a very authoritative guy but got disappointed that she still tagged along with me ;. Character wise, this young lady is the best I have rolled with, OR IS SHE JUST PRETENDING IN MY FRONT? This is my challenge here. And this babe will collapse if I should tell her I don't want again o.

Anyway red alert noted.

Only way to find out is to put out subtle probes. Use this to weigh the true contents of her character...( dont forget to ask God for divine direction when you wano stick in for the long haul)
You should know that ladies' pretend a lot when they know that marriage is in the offing.
I do hope to God you didnt allow her to subtly cajole you into the marriage talks?

You better get to know her first.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Storm The Nigerian Embassy In UK, Protest Deplorable State (Video) by HARDDON: 4:42pm On Nov 24, 2017

What a superlative, magnum dose of shame!

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Crime › Re: South African Lady Beaten By Man Over Parking Space Cries Out For Justice by HARDDON: 12:06pm On Nov 24, 2017

biacan:
Men are heartless.......... how dare you do these to a lady ? what kind of disrespectful man is that......? That's why I tell my friends make sure you marry a man[b] who truly loves you who worship you......a man who is ready to take a bullet for you...[/b] ....

So you can feed him crap huh?

More like u want a human robot you can will at your freaking whimps .

Nonetheless,
I don't support voilent men nor women who are home with loads of negative adjectives n energies.

Go figure ....

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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Bushiri Gives BMW X3 To 2 Members Of Media His Team (Photos) by HARDDON: 11:57am On Nov 24, 2017

This is so funny. If only they know what David Ibiyeomie gives out on weekly bases!

But helping humanity in a God rewarding way, don't involve showmanship.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:41pm On Nov 23, 2017

More Juice, here now, we must, however late, roll

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:13pm On Nov 22, 2017

Hussmanov:
Please someone should specify d page where I can read about the first date ....Like going physical for d first time ,l had fix d date it's tomorrow

First date?

If yes, remove your mind from going physical.

Have the aura of a guy that is trying to check her out if she is worth your while. As much as possible, don't take her home. Go to some tranquil / bonding places, let her impress u first. If she is fun to flow with, zoom into her body language to check if it wud be kul to take her home. If you can't read body language, throw out touching probes. And depending on her response, you know if you would end the night early or she wud sleep over.

SENSE PILL 120:
Gone are the days men went after vClef(too cheap, too readily available). What is the content of her character? The worth of her thinking faculty? How can she contribute to our life's advancement? What is her life's goal? Does she see marriage as her final quest bus stop or she wants a career? What else does she have apart from some vClef that every other gurl got?

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:01pm On Nov 22, 2017*

Rubbiish:
So if not for the fact that her blood group is not compatible with that of her ex she wouldn't have considered dating u? & u asked if u are a weak guy? Weak is an understatement. U are just an option to her, of which she is still contemplating to date. If a better option comes up she is gonna dump u...
Honestly u are just forcing yourself on this girl...You sound too weak...
The problem with weak guys is even if u advise them, they will still go behind to act f00lish...

Grow some balls man....

Ouch @ emphasized.

The heart has a way of belouding the minds of average guys gee.

@Amaterasu:

You would always remain a side guy even if you end up marrying her. You don't have the balls to man her nor the will power to own her. If he wants to f her anyday, she wud run into his arms without thinking even if you put a ring on it to TIE her down. Don't be surprise when she is even the one that contacts him for a royal rumble because of your weak GEJ ( don't get me wrong, I luv his thinking cap and good heart. If only he was able to match those with Balls!) kinda gentility.

Besides, the things with virgins when a crude guy (in bed or real life deV them) is that they live to always crave such treatment. They relish such.

Yours truly have had a lota exes telling him they tried to mould their new weak guys to be like him. Daz just the way eriz. And when they can't, they go calling him(yours truly) so he can ring their naughtiness up. Make them go wild in mad fun.

My advise?

This is the worst place to invest your heart, your ring and your life! In her mind, she is doing you a favour if she ever marries u! And nothing worse more than this. She wud become unruly, cheat at will and have very Lil regard for you!

As I wud always say, go to places you are celebrated instead of places you are tolerated.

Is a word enough for the wise now?

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:48pm On Nov 22, 2017*

DeadRat:
Please Do You Reside In Lagos, Badagry

I luk like some1 you know?

Or you plainning on drowning me in fountain of red wine for rescuing your balls?

shocked

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