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No u aont. I know. But i know u r using one of my many Charms( no incantation, no leaves, no chalk needed ) to keep her constantly on her toes.

Wora joke of a presidency!

Talking from both side of the stream! Now they've realised their bleeping goof, instead of just simply apologizing, they want to use English to blindfold their fathers! English they can't even speak well.

Those who sold our the nation to these goons, U Wud know no iota of peace!

GEJ was really a prophet!


"The choice before Nigerians is a very simple one, choice btw going forward or moving backwards, choice BTW democratic values or unfetted tyranny. "


Just is not just a few steps backward movements , it is a plunge into abyss of tyranny

The northern president empowring his fellow almajiris

Spectre007:
HARDDON BABA,ur head dey dia.
lack homely skills,dat one pisses me off easily,some don't even taste their food while cooking,when u ask they will pull a Mayweather on you.if u reject the food Double wahala.

Dem ladies be wanting female dating drills,no give in oo.
lolz

Reject a lady's fud? Gee? ! You could as well pull a double barrel trigger on ur Balls!

Yours truly don't sweat it much if she is TEACHABLE though. I eat a lil of d ish, kiss her n subtly tell later: Bae, come check out this yummy looking site with lots of assorted dishes( allnigerianrecipes.com)
Yea, it teaches how to cook. I Wud then select one dish n tell her to make me that.
The smart ones Wud keep going back there


If she isnt teachable? Oh well, she Wud Neva b close enuf ever again to boil water let alone make me meals.


About Dating Drills : Females Only.

I'm still thinking bout it

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well

Missy "don't" how u holding up? U must hv tried it a couple of times wrongly huh?

Comevto think of it, how do you guys cope?
U see a guy that has all your physical attributes, inbtw your legs gets wet wet yet u lock up n walk on by?

How frustrating cud life be?

walexzee11:
HARDDON Baba tiri gbosa for you, What do you think, on-point or not? say something. You may end up having female disciples....

Yea, technically on P.
Just that op left out some major ish:


6. Nagging
7. Can't hold intelligent convo
8. Cloud of Rains ( abusive, loud, wacky, razz, unromantic, inromantic, in fact unromanus!)
9. Flirt
10. Splend thrill
11. Lack basic homely skills( dirty, can't cook, burns even indomie)
12. Lies like log of wood when Jrod goes browsing


Female what? If only you know how they've bin disturbing me for a female version of Dating Drills

I always run. Guys wudnt forgive me.

Go n maintain internal security up north where fulani hersdmen have been ruining lives n properties.

Nonesence! U know 1 thing n one thing alone: war and wasting of innocent, unarmed lives.. So quit sugar coating

Go n maintain internal security up north where fulani hersdmen have been ruining lives n properties.

Nonesence!

Unlimited 10,15,20. There is something fishy: why do i have to pay 20k when i can just pay 10k?

Only explanation? There is a freaking hidden cap n the unlimited bullcrap for 10 n 15 is shady

Drabeey:
i will. i have a lot of chics.... just dat i felt like settling with ds one. bt i will sure let her be

Johnson already did justice to your ish.

Nonetheless, emphasised caught my attention :

This is why even after reading these drilk and you become a pick sleek pro, you can't take your legs off the accelerator. Because once u start letting d crisom red of luv blindfold your thinking balls, u lose ur self, your rep, u lose her. Constantly, you must glow.
What does that mean? Don't hold none in high regard! Sendless! Infact the very one u wish to marry is the very one u shld send more less unlike what average guys out there do.

A gurls that knows u Wud always be there, regards u not

SENSE PILL 112: Wise men never give full sits to any lady in their lives. They constantly keep them on edge. Keep them wanting more. For a big bud of onion is accessed piece by piece.

......Don

emmyspark007:
So I met an old secondary school classmate. We haven't seen for almost 10yrs now, back in those days she was obviously tripping for me but I didn't really fancy her despite she was pretty.
So I met her in the bank while trying to deposit some cash and we got talking, and she said my face seem familiar but she couldn't remember me, so I had to explain myself after which i collected her digits as she was about to leave. She seem really friendly and was smiling all through our convo.

Mehn this babe is just too fine and posh and she come get car upon say na small girl as she is in her early twenties; although its likely from a guy or her parents cos they are wealthy. Now the problem is that my liver dey fail me to call her cos I kinda feel intimidated by her beauty and posh status (car etc) and to make matters worse, the number she gave me isn't on whatsapp but I confirmed that's her real number by checking facebook. I have never felt this liverless towards a babe, I just can't explain it, even her smile dey make me reason whether she just wan use me cure since I didn't notice her back then. So oga HARDDON and brothers what do you guys suggest I do to up my mojo and some tips needed when dealing with such a babe that makes a nigger wanna lose his balls.

You guys just jumping in on us clogs flowing forward .
If only you would just invest time and read.

HARDDON:
There is nothing like a man Sure of his Steps, Certain of his Future n in absolute Control of his Destiny!

A man Tested by Time
Cultured by Crime
SEasoned by Seasons

While @ it remember: There aint no big Gurls out there. There is just u, a Big Boy with the master touch of guts.

See gurls for who they r without wigs n weavons. Without make ups n pads, no matter d title they hold or the wealth of years they wear ,in the final analysis, they are nothing but babies in need of our touch.

Can't bliv a girl is intimidating u.
you lack basic component of confidence to roll real. Forget calling her for now. Work on yourself first.

For the umpteenth time, read d thread

Tolexander:
May God bless their union and shame those thinking they are too immature to be joined together.

The thing with the heart's luv and desire is, they grow tangentially most often than not.
At that age, i bet u, they haven't even discovered their own true self( likes, dislikes, who they really are, what they fancy in the opposite site etc) yet let alone bonding eternally with another.


Nonetheless, i can only wish them well and may God perfect all that consigns them.

.....Don

drealtruth:
lol....you're funny

You know some of these tiny bones cry fowl when they r the most crooked ppl on earth.
If the average guy cud swallow his pride n tell every tale what their money have suffered in d hands of these tiny bones, u Wud weep for em.

GloriaNinja:
WHAT ABOUT A MAN WHO JUST WANTS THE PUNNA?

What about a gurl who just want the Mulla?



Mulla n Puna r inversly proportional.

Mula suffers a thousand deaths b4 puna even smells one.

SuperSuave:
Thanks guys, glad I didn't miss the demolition of Everton.

Even though d play was shyty n Boring, we luv the scoreline!


But we need to find a rhytym. Some rhyme witout Pogba!

annie74:
YES

Aiit, congrats to us!
Dom perignon, no?


Ggmu!

SuperSuave:
any English commentary channel on mobdro plssssss?

"Sky sports main Event " channel

annie74:
HT
1-0

R u one of us too?

YourWife:
Errrhhhhhmmmm... What are u talking about? GGMU

Look @ ur Moniker gurl.

Drabeey:
just did that bro. mail sent. pls reply asap

Is it sensitive? . If it's not, we might, regrettably, not respond.

All general r/ship questions should be posted here. You Wud get more response and others can Learn from it too

Lalas247:
Lol are you wooing me

Woo ko, worn ni . You learnt Reverse Engineering from me remember?

Btw,
Just look at how excited she is to read my reply.

Might i remind u, Your time is running out.

lekhane:
I think it is too late for dialogue. Both parties took things too far.

But if the president wants to apply this advice, Kanu should for the sake of the young leaders of tomorrow that are dying cos of him, consider it.

Its Neva too late to talk.

N matter how far you drive on a wrong road, you can never get to your destination

Lalas247:
Oops wrong thread

Now i realise:
If it is not My secret admirer Bumbae!

You need not change sobriquets so as to sneak after me.
I know u r @ a tangent on what to do to catch my fancy. Let's help u:
Be lady enough, create a thread and drop me love lines. Or mail it to support@datingdrill.com if you are too shy. Tell me the contents of ur hearts n save yourself this stress of wanting me so much yet not knowing how to go bout it.

Who knows i might just, just consider .

WeNoGoDie:
As in eeh!! Those people are very crooked else I would buy this data with speed. Your 5Gb will dissappear in a matter of days and your data counter will read that you've only used 1Gb. I didn't know Etisalat was so dishonest.

They are trying to find their feet again but going about it in a very crooked way!
Soon, they Wud lose alot of customers. They r losing daily. If they keep this up, their buriah wudnt be far away because data is everything now. whoever loads credit for calls now?

YourWife:
Who are the we? Anyway.... GGMU

Wen did we marry now?

Just woke up n there u were on my bed with a ring strapped on ur hands n mine! Arrrrrhhhhh i took off. I'm not returning until u tell me exactly what happened

Ggmu!

sirfee:
Draw soup


GGMU

Don't we just luv it wen our lil ones eat draw soup?



Make me proud united! We need 6goals @ d min. Mcity can't sit on our spot after today.


Blood Rolls Royal Red

tosyne2much:
So, you carried your legs and went to his house because he's a "business man" and later threw his "business card" at him because things didn't go the way you've always fantasized abi?

Abeg carry your silly ass and gherarahia

Isnt it sweet? They logically fzone a grown a33 guy as a decoy to extorting him while making sure he doesn't touch!

cheap, shallow weak soft soul. Thinks they are smart, they ain't.

So you can ask for things, money, lunch, dinner, pnk and all sorts of crazy demands yet he is wicked n calous to ask for s3x? Now she hates men? Brahaha.

I blame men though! If only the average guy can just say capital NO wen they go demanding things. Just like they coldly do.

louxera:
Get your 9mobile data at a very cheap n affordable rate
5g for just N1800 n 11g for N3500 both day n night subcription for a month
Call me on 070 14808 549

Do you work wit 9mobile? Or simply a reseller?

BTW, d ntw is fast but brains data like a wizard. Uses like 20 MB to open a simple page . Very crooked

jrerico1:
I pray so Sir, as we have visited almost all the churches. This makes me feel God dose not exist because we have slept in churches for months when other people get heal the pastor ask us for money, we pay and still yet no outcome. Why is life cruel?

Huh? Church asked you to pay what?

Guy that is no church! Its a shrine. Wolf in sheep clothing. Such places Wud take away head ACH n give u stomach ache! Stop visiting herbalists in church disquise.

There are few true bible bliving churches out there. Visit them : 1. Winners Chapel.... Take her to go see the man of God
2. Redeemed
3. Salvation ministries. Etc.

Stop doing more harm to her by visiting those shady places. God Wud heal her n put a testimony in all ur mouth

BigBelleControl:
2019: Men Against Buhari.


Atiku, FFK, Fayose, Kanu, Asari, Dasuki, El-Zazakky, Babachir, Tompolo and some section of Nigerians.

Side note: It is sad and irresponsible for PMB and his Buharists to be talking about 2019 at this point in time when they're still living in 2015.

This is to tell you how evil they really are. Imagine been given a mandate after promising heaven n delivering Hell, they ain't burying their heads in shame rather they r looking for ways to loot d tresury more! Hang on to power @ whatever d cost.

Pathetic souls.

Btw, where are all d recovered loots? What happened to our money he sucked with TSA? Smh

Magu still sitting strong on that sit huh?
Nigerians!