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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:27pm On Sep 17, 2017
@ Drabeey

Nland mail is a circus.

Besides we get overwhelmed with mails. This is why we advise that if it is not a sensitive / private issue nor about d WhatsApp group, post your messages here.
We would treat it unfailingly

But if sensitive or.... Mail: support@datingdrill.com
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
@anthoneg

Having read your piece,
So many Questions crept up :

1. Is the guy same as the abroad returned? ( i suspect) If yes, runnnnnn!
2. How is your bedroom skills? pre-intimacy et all? Do you satisfy her or u just hump in n in 3 mins hop out?

3. Do you think she really luvs you or are you d one doing the loving for d FAM?
4. When she changed n told u she got carried away by some jrod, did you prob futher to know who exactlyit was?



But things you should be certain about are:


1. that guy is no mere friend. I can bet my left ball on it( u should know my left ball is very important to me more than d right one cheesy).

You should have asked her this question: "You mean you allowed a mere friend u just visited once to fvck you? And not just that fvck you without a Condom? Wow "

Also ask her : "fine, i bliv it was a mistake, why didn't you tell me about it if you truly value this bond and you ain't planning to be secretive with me when we marry? "
" so we are plaining on getting married and here you are carrying another man's child, you even took drugs i know not what? How I'm i sure your womb isnt damaged now? "
" how many other grave secrets have you been keeping? " ( these are nothing but explosive power pop to make her talk. Drive her to d mad edge n she Wud start spilling. Same skills lawyers use to extract information from people and get to the bottom of cases without witnessing a crime first hand.

2. They had slept together more than once. Infact, i suspect strongly that it was that same guy that spinned her head when she started behaving funny. That was wen it was so hawt.

3. Your supposed woman is a sneaky lier. And she just knows what button to press to tune you out of your anger b4 she goes spinning another funk.

Things I learnt from your post:

1. You luv her to bits and she knows it( takes advantage of it)
2. You are not firm enough as a man and she knows it too. Rides on it.


My Advise:

1. Read this thread to know who you really are and how to handle women. Get closer to God. Only him can direct you the very way to forward from here.

(Are you sure you can stand the tot of a cheating/sneaky wife? If she can cheat even wen u have shown all gud intents n proposed/seen her parents, i bet you she can cheat using ur wedding band as pre-intimacy tool. angry


2. Nonetheless, some of these myopic soft soul just wano explore a lil b4 they buckle down. It cud be the case here. So i Wud advise you tell her mother everything! And lay it across in strong terms that you are putting the wedding on hold until you see positive change on her part.

3. A liar n a cheat don't deserve no fvcking birthday celebration! Grow up!

Ignore her Birthday. What exactly r u celebrating? Her cheating laps? Or her probable pregnancy from another fvcking fellow?
What if she is preggy now? What Wud you do? Abort the baby? Keep it? ( what a quagmire)
N whatever you do, don't u dare descend further so lowly u go confronting a guy that didn't force himself on her. A guy that didnt kidnap nor rape her. A guy she was gladly keeping you in the dark about.
If he raped her, take her n go to d police to have him arrested. Ofcos she Wud Neva agree to that.

Whatever you choose to do, never rush into the wedding. You must satisfy all forms of your curiosity first. Your mind must be cleared of all its doubts.

A broken courtship, they say, is better than a broken marriage.

....Don
RomanceRe: Anionting & Attraction: Pastors & Ministers Beware by HARDDON(op): 11:48am On Sep 17, 2017
falconey:


That's why i'd always avoid your threads, your post is longer than my football career.
Medicine, you would agree, is not for the healthy. The sick would trace it no matter how far, swallow it no matter how bitter.

Have a nice Sunday
RomanceRe: Anionting & Attraction: Pastors & Ministers Beware by HARDDON(op): 11:40am On Sep 17, 2017
Anointing & Attraction

Don't be fooled like fallen great men of God long gone. There is a very strong Attractive force anionting carries. Though there are different angles this attraction manifest, we would narrow this down to the most subtle, the most ensnaring, the most humiliating : Ladies!

There are a couple of things that attract Ladies so intensly and Anionting is one of the major ones.
Just like moth to light, ant to sugar, metal to magnet and heart to luv, most ladies can't help but get drawn to
1. Suceessful/ Wealthy men
2. Powerful individuals ( leaders in various fields, Presidents, Anointed MOG) n
3. Very gud badt guys

Right from school days, they get drawn to that guy with bright Brain, then they graduate and start working. Most start gravitating towards their Boss / the sleek guy that always proffer solutions to challenges.

Then they get home on a Saturday, flip on thier TV and there was God wroughting Miracles tru an earthly vessel. Next Sunday? They were in front row. Join a service group(choir) just to get close to you the anionted man.
Then they come for counselling with hawt dresses that reveals the mommoth mammaries struggling with the bra straps to be let lose. And behind closed doors, there you sat, resisting the devil in form of soft mounds. As you are resisting, your Jrod ( third leg) goes nodding invitingly to the induced external force of a sexy sight! And you wonder in your mind what was happening to you! if your rebuke command was not heeded. You ramble through your speech, give off point counsel to her question. Luckily, your PA walks in to remind you of your next appointment. You excused her off and your mind never remained the same.
She walks off like a peacock with a beaming smile knowing fully well the seed has been sowed. Mission accomplished.
From thence on, the sight wudnt leave your mind and everytime you see her ministering in songs, your heat gets hightened. Then gradually, you start getting a bit closer. Start praying for her a bit more than others. Her counselling starts getting more frequent and longer. The Holy Spirit has been cautioning you. Stilly but firmly . But like a bat during the day, blindly u traced her trail. And before you knew it? She was singing songs, , this time though , howbe it sadly, not in church nor choir, but ontop your wantom waist!

Stricken by sadness, after the romp, the mist cleared off your eyes and you wailed for forgiveness. U begged God for mercy. Wondered how you, a fire brand, cud descend so low and hurt your God. And your flow oil reduced. Holy Spirit went Silent. You could feel it, you are no more, strangely, in touch. You barred her off your line n life. Focussed a bit more, the more u tried, the more the memory of the moments you shared, flashed. Then you started noticing other sweet soft souls. With full option. Crazy endownments in the congregation. Turn in two. You went limp
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:35am On Sep 17, 2017
A very funky lovely Sunday to you all!

It was ouch! Refreshing!
PhonesRe: 9mobile Free Youtube Streaming Looks Scammy, Is It? by HARDDON: 9:15am On Sep 17, 2017
free2ryhme:
The Ting Goes Skkrrrra Pap Pap Clack Clack Clack Ssskrrriiidi Kid Pap Pap And The Brup Brup Trrrrrooooop BOOM!..... Sssskkkiiiaaaaaa!! Kud Kud Tup TupTup Krrrruuud POM POM POM POM...
Repping your sobriquet huh?
Keep it up son!
CelebritiesRe: Fans Attacks Actress Oge Okoye For Exposing Her Milk Factory [PICS] by HARDDON: 11:06pm On Sep 16, 2017
Cheap tins.

Fallen flaps
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2017
[quote author=bustageek post=60531502][/quote]cheesy

Some1'z got his swags on! U doing gud but

A lil note though: blend more fun gee. Talk is too tensed.

Wen she said u shld call her, u Wud hv told her to bribe u first or tell her to sing some romatic song n send it tru VNote or some other crazy ish grin
cool
FoodRe: A Nairalander Caught A Big Python, Cooked It And Ate It With His Family (Photos) by HARDDON: 8:04pm On Sep 16, 2017
Mehnnnnn! Men have mind! Whata meat
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:54pm On Sep 16, 2017
RETIREDMUMU: weldon bro

u lead me to a great path especially in ur dating drill department

av being an extra super nice to lady.

spent on her like wdf sex her like no other still he cheats and dump me.

nice truly suck

i don't know where my love life will be if u ain't established da dating drill


i don't know what to do to appreciate bro smiley
Oops! We are long way from home! cheesy

Lets go back....here we are!

Your sobriquet says it all! cheesy

My heart leap for joy anytime i hear super exciting stories like this! cool

U need not bother urself. U lose one, u gained ur balls! Most important.
The thing is, guys like yours truly can almost always get any gurl from nice guys no matter how serious he is, no matter how rich, no matter how handsome....... If we want to.


The only appreciation i demand is this: make this a way of life. Apply it wen with friends, family n ofcos, ladies.
N however u can, spread the glow

cool

Don
RomanceRe: This Girl Spotted Under The Sun Will Make You Drool - Picture by HARDDON: 7:43pm On Sep 16, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
weldon bro

u lead me to a great path especially in ur dating drill department

av being an extra super nice to lady.

spent on her like wdf sex her like no other still he cheats and dump me.

nice truly suck

i don't know where my love life will be if u ain't established da dating drill


i don't know what to do to appreciate bro smiley
Oops! We are long way from home! cheesy

Lets go back....

Nonetheless, My heart leap.....
PoliticsRe: Lawyers Speak On Military Declaration Of IPOB As Terrorist Group by HARDDON:
To the north n its inhuman crimes, apply deordourant. Paint it fine

But to the south n its logical quest, apply insecticide! Blow it outa proportion.


The day fulani herdsmen terrorists r levelled as such, the north n its two face wudnt cease to amaze me.


But the thing is, southerners r too greedy. Too divergent too selfcentered to mount a serious offence.

How can the few almajiris that managed to attend SCH because while cut off for southerners was 100, theirs were 20, be lording it over d south @ their whims n caprises?

Smh
PoliticsRe: Lawyers Speak On Military Declaration Of IPOB As Terrorist Group by HARDDON: 6:57pm On Sep 16, 2017
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RomanceRe: Yuletide Of Luv: Drop A Luv Note....penciled By Harddon by HARDDON(op): 6:44pm On Sep 16, 2017
One of many masterclass! ......

Your Beauty like reflecting light Rays on a sexy stream
And you eyes like Diamond in the field of flalling snow.
N i am your wine
Intoxigates your sleek
Brim over your fume
In am you plum



.....Don
RomanceRe: Yuletide Of Luv: Drop A Luv Note....penciled By Harddon by HARDDON(op): 6:34pm On Sep 16, 2017
When wisdom diserts you, you'd dance funly to the sound of a foolish flute

........Don
RomanceRe: This Girl Spotted Under The Sun Will Make You Drool - Picture by HARDDON: 6:24pm On Sep 16, 2017
Deliver one, watch the body come crumbling
EducationRe: ASUU Strike Illegal, Lecturers Won’t Be Paid – El-rufai by HARDDON: 6:18pm On Sep 16, 2017
Ofcos not! Go ahead n sack them all! In short, shut down d school permanently.


Men only apply caution wen mosquitos land on their balls. But since ur kids are away, don't pay them
PoliticsRe: Hausas Dress Like Igbos To Show Love And Solidarity With Igbos In The North. by HARDDON: 6:12pm On Sep 16, 2017
Posh!

But even though monkey n gorilla may claim oneness, the monkey is monkey n gorilla? Gorilla.

Time for curative measures r over, preventive ones must hereby be applied.

We spend billions on confab. It can't just be swept off like that
PoliticsRe: Biafra : FGN Under Pressure, Warns International Community, Plans Genocide. by HARDDON: 6:01pm On Sep 16, 2017
N here is another one playing d ostrich string!

How logically beclouded can some evil people be?

Warning the international community that helped get ur master the presidency?

Aiit, long may your days be


Its usually said though: he who the gods wants to destroy, they first make deaf.

The tortoise that dares his chi because of a full tummy, should not bother to get hungry

The fools always run on grounds angels fear to tread
RomanceRe: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by HARDDON: 5:49pm On Sep 16, 2017
All of you raining curses on her, have not the feintest clue so take a chill pill.

N i know most of the ladies spewing dross on here, have done worse than this.


Op, here are your/her options:

1.
RomanceRe: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by HARDDON: 5:29pm On Sep 16, 2017
MissKim:
Expected
angry undecided
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
Sleek Snare 1:

She: I'm Taken( I'm in a serious R/ship. I have a Bf or what ever ish she blurs)

Me: Huh? Taken by what? If i wanted you, not even a seven horned demon could stop me. We ain't just there yet.

Or

Oh babes i was Taken even b4 u started wearing diapers, So come and buy me some drink, lets see if id change my mind


Or

Wow! shocked You mean with all your troubles? Heavens help that Mother!


Where were u taken to? A cinema? Icecream store or to the farm? Wow, so u can farm?"


RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
bustageek:
Testimony time
Was bored yesterday so I decided to copy a message from this thread and forward to some of my contacts, here's one that's making me laugh.


Most of them have been bugging me with call!
Lemme am not answering wink grin grin

The message
"
I heard u hiss and then
dropped, are you having a painful flow or just angry
At Mtn for not allowing you hear my voice?
Whatever it is, call me by 9am when u gotten
yourself together- Cannon"
Brahahahaha! Rodflmao!
Busta!!!!!!! Been long i laughed so long n so hard!
Most especially @ d bolded. But u started it!? cheesy

It works gee, it works.

And because of you, i Wud be dropping

1. OffNotes : actions, bodily features/wears, aura, fregrance that are purposely blown out of proportion to pull effects n attract d lady folks. They help to break d ice for the introverts or the shy types or the sneaky lil lazy real gees .

Off Norms if u like.

n

2. Sleek Snare : well you have to live to find out what these ones do! tongue wink

Hence on along side the Main Meal course
U just inspired me BustaG! grin
CelebritiesRe: Pearl Chidinma Ogbulu: Nigerian Men Romantic When They Haven’t Tasted Honey Pot by HARDDON: 4:53pm On Sep 16, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Love can be expressed in so many ways but the thing is that these days people just equate love to sex
As some equate luv to lumping all their private/family's financial burden on some unfortunate guy.


U ofcos know that ladies actually luv getting down much more than guys ( especially with guys that make them cUm ova n ova) Just that u got full control over such wetness.

Unlike d idiotic average guys that acquires an auto imp airs once Jrod is aroused. angry
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Gifty Goes Completely Nude On IG,Says Life Is Sweet (Photos) by HARDDON: 3:48pm On Sep 16, 2017
Don't they all just wano take it off?

Sell a lil?

#KimSyndrom
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:44pm On Sep 16, 2017
solomix10:
i did read it.

was kinda confuse on you still gathering flowers.

but anyways i know you gonna parry that question
Surround yourself with the fine things of life in a wise way n evil Wud be very far away from u. cheesy

Why do u think it's very difficult to kidnap might that r really having it? wink

Go figure
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ejiofor, Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer Speaks To BBC World On Situation On Ground by HARDDON: 3:30pm On Sep 16, 2017
[quote author=bkool7 post=60518923][/quote]undecided

So every sane soul that condemns the blatant acts of this your military govmnt in babariga disguise is automatically labelled a Biafra huh? Smh.

If you don't know, Evil thrives because men of will hold their freaking peace.

He did it in South south, u bigots cheered him on n till date, after senseless killings n wrecking all manners of havoc n terror on an harmless n innocent people, the whole full might of d Nigerian army couldnt smell let alone see Tompolo.
Now he is doing it in d South East, n here u r once again cheering evil.
All these while his kins men, BH n d herdsmen that have been distroying crops, raping, killing n maiming farmers go scotch free. He tried to steal lands for them, tru out d nation, that didn't work. He then started importing grass for them from d nation's purse! Then there was d grass clearing scandal. Now he wants to empower them more using catlle rustling BS!

Yet u senile souls keep cheering evil.

Keep feeding the monster untill 2019 when he is voted out and he refuses to go rather deploy d military.

Don't jump on my mention again since u r too monocultured, too beclouded to see.
RomanceRe: Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last? She's Scared Of My Attitude. by HARDDON: 12:42pm On Sep 16, 2017
SheWrites:
Trouble maker *tongue-out*
Oh u have no idea. Dont just activate me cheesy

By the way, I'm thinking of considering ur application to be my personal assistant on writing matters.... wink
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ejiofor, Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer Speaks To BBC World On Situation On Ground by HARDDON:
nkeona:
I have never seen someone lie this good. smh
N the truth about his lies is that everyone can see through

Don't expect anything less though. Fg is d mother of liers
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:06am On Sep 16, 2017
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15:

DEALING WITH REJECTION

DRILL NUGGET 16:

NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

THE DIFFERENT PYSCHOLOGICAL MAKE UP OF MEN N LADIES( ladies experience faster n blow older men, boys grow slower n look to younger ladies)
DRILL NUGGET 17:

BLEND D BLISS..... CLOWN NOT


DRILL NUGGET 18:

BE EXPERIENCED/BALANCED

DRILL NUGGET 19:

A. P0RN : The Positives

B. M PROPOSAL

DRILL NUGGET 20

GURL TYPES/GRADES

DRILL NUGGET 21

HANDLING LUV & BALLS

DRILL NUGGET 22

MARRIAGE LIGHT


DRILL NUGGET 23

...........
LEARN LINES, RHYMES, PEOTRY, AT LEAST ONE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, IF YOU CAN, SING!


.........
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:04am On Sep 16, 2017
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 18:

BE EXPERIENCED/BALANCED


We rock, here now, we roll, as promised
In summary?
Do know that a leader is someone who knows more, sees farther and takes critical, sometimes crazy decisions on behalf of his followers. These are no mean feats.

So for you to lead ur life, woman n career, u just must know more. Much more than her. N be ready to teach her alota things.

Btw,

SENSE PILL 111: DONT ROLL WITH A ROCK OF A LADY; If she ain't teacheable, she ain't " dateable"

SENSE PILL 112: To Choose a Mentor /friend, ascend the ladder, to choose a woman/wife, descent the ladder a few steps.


RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:25pm On Sep 15, 2017
brandon180:
read d thread from 1-10 u shud be able to figure something out..infact jst read d whole thread..ur solution lies therein
Brahahaha! Evuls!

He needs quick fix gee.
But the prob wit quick fix is that they make u sound unreal. Ofcos u ain't real

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