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A lady was inlove with her bestfriend's brother and after a short period, the brother was reported to have burnt with his car. The lady went to their house to confirm, then told her best friend that she is pregnant for the brother. The father heard and sent her out. The stress made her lose the pregnancy and the mother of the lady called for the man and when he came, he started loving the girl(everyone knew he loves young ladies). He helped the lady's family and they became so rich cos they weren't before. He proposed to the gurlfriend of his 'late' child. She accepted and bore a child for the Chief. After some years, the child reported dead appeared to the lady alive! He then explained that he was rescued from the accident's scene. Hmmmm..the lady asked them to go back to the relationship and they sha discussed sha.. And the father started fueling the situation and sha the father died and the Lady later Married the Man she loved @ first... I still can believe it!
Fp:Ishilove

What will you ladies say about this pix? When i saw it i burst into laughter. Fp:Ishilove

This is a message to the world inhabitants that Satan and its cabinet members have started the struggle for increase in kingdom since the creation of Adam.
It should be recalled that In the Bible, The true holy book, Abraham gave birth to Ishmael and the bible recorded that God said he will multiply Ishmael and that gives rise to Muslims and as well Isaac which gives rise to Christians but his convenant with Abraham lies with Isaac and not Ishmael. Knowing this too well that Islam was yet to come up as at that time and even Christianity as a religion but Serving God in truth and love. When Christ came and ascended to heaven, after 400years+, Mohammed came with Islam, which the foundation has lots of questions it raised. Islam is a trick of the pit of hell and if care is not taken the billions of Muslims will go to HELL!

WHY ISLAM IS A TRICK OF HELL
Imagine the following reasons.
-Jihad is a fight for the cause of Allah. Who can fight for God?
-Quran states that Jesus wasnt killed but God knowing the mind of the people, took Jesus up.. Are you saying God is not all powerful?
-Quran states that Killing Christians make you go to paradise-(I was shocked when i saw this)! What a wrong preaching.
-ISIL-ALQAEDA-BOKOHARAM, all terrorist groups are Jihad-based. Islam!
-Why will Quran contradict Bible and even quote verses from the Bible if actually from God.. Does God argue?
-SO SURE THAT ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF HELL.. MUSLIMS ARE STONE HEARTED LIKE THE FATHER-MOHAMMED WHO KILLED,RAPED, FORNICATED ALL FOR THE CAUSE OF ALLAH

NOTE: MOHAMMED FOUND IN FRONT OF THE THRONE AWAITING JUDGEMENT FOR MISLEADING BILLIONS-a dying Boko Haram member.

Repent for the time is Near!

The PDP through its Media and Publicity officer Olisa Metuh has recognised the acts of the present administration in fighting corruption and has commended such efforts. The PDP stated that the effort of the Buhari's administration to probe past administrations should not be confined to PDP states alone like Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Abia and the electoral officers shouldnt be threatened or arrested.
The PDP has stated that apart from Buhari who hasnt been characterised with corrupt practices, all other APC members are corrupt
sources: Punch, News24

What's up Great Nigerians/Nairalanders? I have got a mathematics problem that i have given to so many teachers and students, yet no answer. Can you try??

Fill in the boxes with the options below:

[ ]+[ ]+[ ]=30

(1;3;5;7;9;11;13;15).

Now Let's go!
Fp:Ishilove

Schools getting pennies and those getting millions, any difference in syllabus? Why then should i be concerned about the amount being paid? Are their teachers/professors from another world? Are they from Uranus? What a funny world!

It is just a show of Wealth and Fame. Schools collecting pennies are better than those getting money worth buying diamonds. Meanwhile...'alakos' are the ones we have in those schools and not 'so brilliant' ones

fp: Ishilove

Did i then say he should go and steal humans to be his ministers?

What will happen if an epidermic disease breaks out again since we have got no ministers to run helter skelter..?

Fp: Ishilove

Having Ministers are that important? Are the ministers so useful to the nation? I wondered if the absence of ministers in this administration is also a factor contributing to the slow pace of good governance.
God forbid, If Ebola comes up again, who will be running helter skelter? Will PMB do that?
Fp:Ishilove

Some guys claim they beat women to correct them. Why should a sane person raise his hands up and lay it upon a woman of his bone? That's insanity and gullibility!
Stop beating women.. They are to be respected!

A girl that would be beaten nearly everytime by her boyfriend which she lived with, though not yet married. The girl would be beaten, run to the neighbour, and here comes the guy saying he loves her na the reason he dey beat am correct am and she too reply say na because she to love am make her stay.
Is this one love or stupidity?

The former president of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan, his party, the PDP, and his cabinet should be blamed for the current instability in the political and economic aspects of the country.
The inability of the past administration to curb the problems enlongates to this present administration of which strategies are in place to make sure they are quenched.
Jonathan was unable to quench the fire of Boko Haram and that is a problem for the Buhari-led administration. Had it being Nigeria was at peace at the period of transition and everything was in order with love and harmony, the impact of this new administration would have been felt, but the obstacles are still the well-fed problems of Nigeria. If Nigerians have insight, they would have realise the good work that has begun in Nigeria.
The Finance minister, upon her experience at the World Bank, has come to give a lasting problem for Nigeria that needs truncation at a point that it won't be strong again.
The change has begun, but the visible ones are on the way. Let us keep our minds together and have trust in God that gave us The General. It is not time to unconstructively criticise, if you want to criticise, let it be with construction.
Say No to PDP's Plan.
Say Yes to change!

Mization:
President Buhari and his son, Yusuf at his farm in Duara earlier today. Pics below

https://mobile.twitter.com/NGRPresident/status/612317032881758208/photo/1


Cc:lalasticlala

if i get the pics, i think he is about to leave the farm to his son. He is showing him some things and he as well is laughing like 'baba i get you'. Do u mean being a president, and as a medical doctor, should close my hospital down?
And by the way, what achievement do u expect @ some commentors, when you are yet to give room for them. Please stop disturbing dis man... Let him do his work.. U gave Jonathan 6 years, please, give him some time... Ah ah! Wise up Nigerians.. Dnt kill dis man... I feel like sleeping for a year and wake up to see things.. Fed up of ur complaints!

Where are the so called mods that can not in a way silent the leaking mouth of their useless members? Nairaland,a place to meet and share your views about anything, but shouldnt they be at least constructive and reasonable? Some will type and post rubbish out of order and fools like them will like and share..
It is not new anyways but i will still tell the moderators again-IMPROVE ON YOUR TECHNICAL KNOW-HOW.
Comments and posts on nairaland are becoming to tribalistic and posted by racists and tribalists... Do something.
Cc:Ishilove

Stupid Nigerians like Charly boy, Basket mouth should go die in the lagoon since they don't expect the change we have been crying out to see so we can see the ones ready for the change. The bad ones won't do anything except for their personal interest. I don't know why Nigerians won't learn MY COUNTRY FIRST. Why must we be self centred and see evrything we don't support as being right.. And u expect changes? Not up to a month that a man has been there, he has been criticised than someone there for 6 years. It's getting wear out. Criticisms won't make sense again as time goes on. He has been criticised from all angles, misunderstood, misquoted and bad-wished by the haters.
One thing i know is that the pledge you have made for Nigeria since u were young will hunt you one day!

I PLEDGE TO NIGERIA MY COUNTRY
TO BE FAITHFU, LOYAL AND HONEST
TO SERVE NIGERIA WITH ALL MY STRENGTH
TO DEFEND HER UNITY
AND UPHOLD HER HONOUR AND GLORY.
This is what we have been learning yet we are yet to act in accordance of our plegde... Give PMB a breathing space.... Do u think he cares He cares but only constructive ones.. Not stupid ones like that of ********.
Fp: Ishilove

Just surfing the net, i got to a news point where i was made to understand that Jackie Chan is dead. He died then at age 61, born in April, 1954. He died suffering from a heart disease.
R.I.P Jackie!
Fp: Ishilove, Seun

I have not been for once disturbed by the views and opinions of some nairalanders but now it's becoming something that lead Nigerians astray and develop hatred for their country.
Some people misunderstand the news and come to right theirs and paste on Nairaland, people would read, and get confused and bittered by the write up. It's really disgusting.
News24, for example, goes a long way to cross check the posts before allowing it to be on board, same to Naij.com and other big forums like that. Nairaland is moving that way, but would be disgusting if Nairaland leads people astray.
I would like to remember you that i came to know about Nairaland even though my cousin knows Seun but i knew about it during the false news someone pasted on Nairaland on cure to ebola by using salt and water. The news made me get that a nairalander user pasted that.
I want you people to know that posts have to be read so that the integrity of the forum be kept safe!
Improve on ur technical know-how!

Cc: Ishilove, Seun, r231

When it comes to commenting, Nairalanders, some to be precise, have their brains in the reservoir and have no sense of human and reasoning at all!
Why should someone start raining curses on someone even parents and still go scot free despite Nairaland's rule? It's so disgusting. Some Nairalanders would go at length to show disrespect to their President and still wish to be a leader? What a shame! What a leader would you be if u are the one?
Some animalistic behaviours show from different angles of some untested animals on Nairaland when it comes to commenting majorly politics or anything leading to argument... U play to know all when u lead the World Illiterates! Nairalanders, play wise and be sensible, just once!

#He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a compound Fool!

Fp: Ishilove, Seun

RagaMufeen:
osun worker still no pay since 8 month, dat is bad and buhari has no do anythin since. always travel travel to germny chad niger. when is buari going to start work.
still buhari never do anything since he become president but why.
am tired for dis countries walahi, God is wacthing you buhari. olodo man foolish and stupid. better allow osibanjo to rule if you no no what to do and go and rest.
idiot olodo man.

u pple are jux saying nonsense! U are not proving to be a Nigerian but an antagonist! What a Nigerian leader would u be if u are there? U didnt support...and there u are complaining... U pple are jux Nigerian folks that expect miraculous change like Merlin season 3.. Dnt u get it? What do u want him do? Is he the one leading osun state...

I guess u are the real illiterate here!

In Logarithm, we have the following laws
*Log a + Log b, in the same base is logab in that base.
*loga-logb, in the same base is loga/b in that base.
*loga to base a is 1.
*log 1 to any base is 0.
*loga^b= bloga, the power moves to the back of the log.
These are some of logarithmic laws, the question is...

What is Log1 to the base of 1
as in Log1base1...
*remember log 1 to any base is zero.
*remember when base and number are the same, it is 1.
So what is Log1 to base 1?

Fp: Ishilove, Laslaticala, seun

I have a lot to say about this salary saga, but to make it all go short.. I start!

First of all, the difference between Osun states and other states is that the workers understand the reason for the non-payment. But in Osun state, should i say it's going political? Why is it after the atmospheric condition of the election tribunal that has not died down? That shows that it myt be political!
*correcting the news- Edo state owes it workers too... So edit and remove Edo state.. I knw abt that alone... But sure other states too.

What causes it? If we should be truthful and not deceiving ourselves, the APC states suffering from this was due to the political activities that just received change.. Despite the fact that the PDP states get allocations at high rate, salaries are not paid and they could donate 50million for the re-election of #KingofCorruption. E.g Akwa-Ibom... Akpabio soiled his name for party's sake!

To be sincere and candid, during GEJ's regime, the apc states were victimized and frustrated, but i say... The change has come where everyone is carried along.. No discrimination!

SHE TOO IS GREAT.

Nigeria is great. The giant of Africa. I have come to understand that Nigerians need to be oriented and be told about their country Nigeria for the sake of unity and integration and most especially, lasting peace.
I have had lots of discussions with people in and outside Nigeria and i could get that those out of Nigeria(Non-Nigerians) love this country and what belongs to her compared to how the rightful owners love it. Someone today, in the house was watching a non-nigerian movie and was appreciating it(no crime in that) but to have said nigerian movies can't be this way or to be precise 'Nigerians can't behave this way'. To me, she has lost the right impression about the country that made her.
Yesterday, i was on Nairaland, only to have seen the post about how Nigerians blast Basketmouth for his post on fb about Nigeria. Reading the comments, i was proud! I love Nigerians from that angle.. If all of us could realise that Nigeria is great... Then what else? We are half-way there.
She too is great! She is a great nation-state! Nigeria, i hail thee!

Love Nigeria!
One Love keep us 2geda.
Fp: Ishilove

We know you didnt win this election Kashamu! We voted APC and not PDP in S/East. But i wonder hw come u could win.. Hw cn we have more voters than accredited ones? Hmmm! A pity... Still in court? Dapo Abiodun.. We love u.. We voted u... But anyone could win ryt? Hmmm that is true but Kashamu didnt win......
That's one..
2. You left Ogun state to have a house in Lagos, and u came from abroad to contest ryt? U would leave us and come to us when u nid us? Jux a shield... U knw u're guilty... America won't leave u until they take u.... But i pray u're nt guilty bt if u ar... Hmmmm!

i have gotten the answer i needed. Let me then give the answer myself just a repitition of what someone has said. It is Lagos. Lagos is the economic capital of Nigeria as New York is the economic capital. WashingtonDC is the administrative capital of US as ABuja is.

HungerBAD:
Ibadan.

NY is the largest city in the US.

Ibadan is the largest City in Nigeria/West Africa.

there should be two answers there for different reasons

If New York is to USA,......is to Nigeria?
A. Abuja.
B. Ibadan.
C. Lagos.
D. Enugu.
E. Others.

So surprised many don't know it... So anyone with the right answer?

Aren't we seeing the change? Just recently, the Website of the agency responsible for allocation of salaries stated that the President/VP would earn 14million naira annualy.-Premium times reports.
Nigerians won't regret voting him in.
Also, Buhari/Osinbajo declare assets. Isnt that a good example from good leaders? I am not comparing past leaders but i must say this is better(lol).

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May Almighty God strengthen us and give us the opportunity to help this government.
I am personally happy to be part of this government. Tho' the light changes started since 28th, but still one of their ways of distributing the light tho' it is now at that regular interval, but i heard PMB saying stable light underway.... Humm Nigerians, i told you one time in the past that Manifesto differs from manifesto, propangandas differ, plans and agendas are different... And now we can feel the difference between the APC government and the PDP government. Tho' no one is perfect, i am still sure PMB will make a move against Nigerians' will but, we should be sure that it will still be @ last to our own Good and if nt even our good, you can criticise him but constructively. He said he can't rule alone without Us... We put him there therfore we should monitor him... Stop the idea of.. What's ma bizness..' at least he is not feeding me'.. He is indirectly if nt puting food in ur mouth...
Nigerians welcome the change!
Cc:Ishilove

bjprodint:
I met him at a cafe 5 years ago.and i fell 4 him at first sight even though he is a disable.i loved him and still love him.we are married with an healthy daughter.hes ondo am 4rm imo state

a female? Love at first sight for a disable? Even married blessed with kids?? This then must be divine

Holatunde007:
Some people say so

now i see the connection

What is that you will never forget about the day you met him/her first?
For me, i could remember that was the first day she jokingly slapped me..#painful, we are no more 2geda but still love her

Holatunde007:
Those people u mentioned are the omo onile for here oooo

are they the one to ban or bar someone on Nairaland?

kestolove95:
Dey are wat we call mod moderators I mean

w hat are they moderating? Are they Seun? Or what?