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If the only 'camera man' you hire on your wedding day was not taking any pix but only was flashing lights?

Help the Nigerian aspirants to get into university easily without being jilted. Any info?? Please help

We have turned democracy upside down in Nigeria. Democracy has its benefits to be rule of law;respect for constitution;free choice of leaders etc. In Nigeria, it is rule of ignorance;constitutional deficiency, forceful choice of leaders etc. That is why Democracy can now be defined as THE GOVERNMENT TO 'OFF' THE PEOPLE, 'BUY' THE PEOPLE AND 'FOOL' THE PEOPLE. We have been begged to help Nigeria grow, yet we are against the development of Nigeria, without you or I, Nigeria remains the same.

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#No argument nor quarrel.
#Not for comment but for info.

There is this thing common to us men majorly. We never would like to see our gurlfriends,spouses or wives with other men but we can always be other women.

I remember a guy who was referred to as a cassanova or should i say a flirt. He had this gurlfriend who he loved so much. He had only one gurlfriend but he had lots of 'off' gurlfriends. Now, the only one he had speaks with any guy She is in trouble! The guy gets jealous alot but he can do everything to make his gurlfriend get jealous. There is this saying he is used to..'We can do it but They Must not do it'. Lol.

90% of us are like dis....

Despite the criticisms we have got for supporting Buhari Last year, i still believe in his government. I believe President Buhari is actually working if we actually see with our inner eyes and insight. Buhari can't do it all alone unless we realise the right to fight for our rights. The Parastatals and Ministries are the ones destroying this country and making things unbearable for us. We have got a decrease in Megawatts and yet, the district director's home of the Electrity Company remains lighted. I wonder what the country is turning to when this useless ministry makes us pay for what we do not use... What is Fashola even doing as Minister for Power?
Imagine the nonsense caused by the stupid Minister for State for Petroleum. Is that Buhari's fault? Some idiots have looted this money that if a single Nigerian would get #1M each, it will remain. But this nation isnt like that.. What is Nigeria even turning too? When we ourselves are just so relented in our fight against Human right abuse and affirmation of rights.
I am still hopeful that something good is coming our way in Nigeria. I still believe that Nigeria is going somewhere. Let's just believe in the country. Support the Government and shun all acts of corruption. Protest again the stupidity of Ministers. Demand the removal of anybody removable. There is power in THE PEOPLE. We own this country. Let's rule it. We can change it....

Now, everyone wakes up in America to say God bless America, when do we wake up God Bless Nigeria? Sweethearts, Darlings and Brothers, Wake up to reality that we in blackout today will tomorrow be in whiteout. We under fuel scarcity will tomorrow be under fuel surplus. If everything is nt going fine, still remember that Something is going well somewhere. Always wake up to Say.... God Bless Nigeria. God Bless Buhari.
Can we imbibe this??
#GodBlessNaija

everyone type and say #GodBlessNaija.
By:Adedamola Odukoya
Cc:Ishilove,Seun.Despite the criticisms we have got for supporting Buhari Last year, i still believe in his government. I believe President Buhari is actually working if we actually see with our inner eyes and insight. Buhari can't do it all alone unless we realise the right to fight for our rights. The Parastatals and Ministries are the ones destroying this country and making things unbearable for us. We have got a decrease in Megawatts and yet, the district director's home of the Electrity Company remains lighted. I wonder what the country is turning to when this useless ministry makes us pay for what we do not use... What is Fashola even doing as Minister for Power?
Imagine the nonsense caused by the stupid Minister for State for Petroleum. Is that Buhari's fault? Some idiots have looted this money that if a single Nigerian would get #1M each, it will remain. But this nation isnt like that.. What is Nigeria even turning too? When we ourselves are just so relented in our fight against Human right abuse and affirmation of rights.
I am still hopeful that something good is coming our way in Nigeria. I still believe that Nigeria is going somewhere. Let's just believe in the country. Support the Government and shun all acts of corruption. Protest again the stupidity of Ministers. Demand the removal of anybody removable. There is power in THE PEOPLE. We own this country. Let's rule it. We can change it....

Now, everyone wakes up in America to say God bless America, when do we wake up God Bless Nigeria? Sweethearts, Darlings and Brothers, Wake up to reality that we in blackout today will tomorrow be in whiteout. We under fuel scarcity will tomorrow be under fuel surplus. If everything is nt going fine, still remember that Something is going well somewhere. Always wake up to Say.... God Bless Nigeria. God Bless Buhari.
Can we imbibe this??
#GodBlessNaija

everyone type and say #GodBlessNaija.
By:Adedamola Odukoya
Cc:Ishilove,Seun.Despite the criticisms we have got for supporting Buhari Last year, i still believe in his government. I believe President Buhari is actually working if we actually see with our inner eyes and insight. Buhari can't do it all alone unless we realise the right to fight for our rights. The Parastatals and Ministries are the ones destroying this country and making things unbearable for us. We have got a decrease in Megawatts and yet, the district director's home of the Electrity Company remains lighted. I wonder what the country is turning to when this useless ministry makes us pay for what we do not use... What is Fashola even doing as Minister for Power?
Imagine the nonsense caused by the stupid Minister for State for Petroleum. Is that Buhari's fault? Some idiots have looted this money that if a single Nigerian would get #1M each, it will remain. But this nation isnt like that.. What is Nigeria even turning too? When we ourselves are just so relented in our fight against Human right abuse and affirmation of rights.
I am still hopeful that something good is coming our way in Nigeria. I still believe that Nigeria is going somewhere. Let's just believe in the country. Support the Government and shun all acts of corruption. Protest again the stupidity of Ministers. Demand the removal of anybody removable. There is power in THE PEOPLE. We own this country. Let's rule it. We can change it....

Now, everyone wakes up in America to say God bless America, when do we wake up God Bless Nigeria? Sweethearts, Darlings and Brothers, Wake up to reality that we in blackout today will tomorrow be in whiteout. We under fuel scarcity will tomorrow be under fuel surplus. If everything is nt going fine, still remember that Something is going well somewhere. Always wake up to Say.... God Bless Nigeria. God Bless Buhari.
Can we imbibe this??
#GodBlessNaija

everyone type and say #GodBlessNaija.
By:Adedamola Odukoya
Cc:Ishilove,Seun.

I disagree with the Nigerian students saying that JAMB fakes results. There may be problems with the software but the idea of fake results and deliberate failing of students is beyond normal.
In a Generation where over 60% fails WASSCE,NECOSSCE then should we be surprised if they fail UTME?
We should be the one to call ourselves together, read hard to beat it. We can't get there unless we beat it.

Mathematics might be the problem of every student both in secondary school and beyond. Most of us detest Mathematics and most of us seem tired of the subjects 'abacadabra'. We often get uninterested in the show off on the board and the magic performed in the textbooks. We are nonetheless better when we take Mathematics apart. It is the Father of all subjects.
It's compulsory we know all this if we want to be good in Mathematics. Science, Technology and Commercial Students should know that they are empty without Mathematics in their academic pursuit.
First and Foremost is DETERMINATION/FOCUS.
Others Include:
1. Getting a reading patner that can help.
2. Solve Mathematics daily.
3. Love Mathematics.
4. Never say Never.
5. Do not stop solving until you get to the bottom of it.
6. Pride shouldnt be in you.
7. Always ask questions.
8. Get Mathematics textbook of different magnitude.
9. God In all. Be of God.
10. Do everything here.

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Cc: Ishilove, seun

An Edo filling station was caught to have adjusted the metre to be dispensing fuel worth #1500 as #5000. The filling station was labelled sealed when the officials of the petroleum agency went around looking for defaulters going against government directive.
The agency also said the filling station as well mixes petrol with kerosene to deliberately destroy people's car engines.
The agency however made it known that the government is optimistic about selling fuel @ #86.50.
It should be noted that Some states are not complying with the directive but DPR vows to sanction any defaulter.

Source: Channelstv

Cc:Ishilove

Riddle 4 the day..
You are in a dark room with a match stick and box. In the room the are lamp, papers, stick, candle. Which of these will u light first?

#checkthelistandseeifyoubelongtoOwu
#Owu Kingdom.
#UnityOfOwus

As an Owu Indigene, I feel sad whenever i see that we were once together but dispersed by war. I live in Ijebu but you know what? Ijebu and Ife raged war against Owu. There are more than 30 communities of Owu in the world.
Then I put it up to all of you, if you are from any of these places, you belong to Owu Kingdom:
1. In Osun State.
-Orile Owu
-Owu Kuta
-Owu Ile
-Owu Ilemowu
-Owu Ogbaagbaa
-Owu Iwo
-Owu Ile Ogbo
-Owu Epe Ilesha
-Owu Ejigbo
-Owu Ilomu
-Owu Odeomu
-Owu Modakeke
2. In Ogun
-Owu Abeokuta
-Owu Ijebu
-Omu Ijebu
-Odolowu Ijebu
-Odolowu Aiyepe Ijebu
-Owu Ijebu Igbo
-Okeolomu Ijebu
-Owu Ifo
-Owu Ewekoro
-Owu Ayetoro
3. In Oyo
-Owu Erunmu
-Owu Ibadan
-Owu Ajaawa
4. In Lagos
-Owu Ikosi
-Owu Gbamojo
-Owu Mushin
-Owu Igboye
-Owu Isin
5. In Kwara
-Owu Obaloyan
-Owu Igbotele
-Owu Okeode
-Owu Okeya Ipo
6. Overseas
-Owu Tosso-Benin
-Owu Wydan-Benin
-Owu in GreatBritain.

Fp: Ishilove

I already await this since i was not registered for the subject. I was assured of everything being alright by the agent but checking the result, No Physics.
I am writing to the commission to please help me find solution to the problem. I need my physics result and i have tried sending mails to the commission. Calling them was futile. I need my result!

I have experienced lots and i have heard lots. A lot seem the same. My best friend, my close friend, my confidant, my college father, my brother in the lord, my daddy, my family member... All these names, we got called. Now falling in love with people who call you these names, it seems hard to express such feelings. I fell in love with my college daughter and presently don't know how to make it known to her. We've got too close that i don't know how to tell her.. Why is it hard? Anything u think could make a way?

Cc:Ishilove

This is a debate topic by The Ministry of Education. Please contribute and your contribution is appreciated in advance

Nowadays, students love to be in school that at home. What of you, back then?? Why?

lanrehamd:
Wot a pity, ur post realy shows how narrow minded u ar. ISLAM cannot be compared wit any other religion in d world quote me any where. Mecca (saudi Arabia) is not just a country, its an Holy land as supplicated to Allah by prophet Ibrahim A.S(even ur bible call him Abraham) after he laid the foundation of the kaabah with his son, Ismail.(ur bible call him Ishmael). U cannot be a thief/criminal/veil doer, etc and u expect to die in the Holy land. Not possible, u would rather come back home b4 ur death. Its only by Allah's Mercy that one can die in the Holy land. I would not want to belive that u ar jelous becos christianity/hinduism/idolators etc has no acclaimed Holy land. Well sorry its nobody's fault.
As for muslim, our visit to the Holy land is the the 5th Pillar of our faith, and must be practice by anyone capable. With the promise by Allah dat any one who lost his/her life there will be an admited in AL _ Janat.

Pls ops speak to ur pastors/priest.. To get u an acclaimed Holy land if u need one.

bible I am a traditional worshipper!

I wondered if the deaths of over 700 people were because they are devils. They were to stone the devil and in return the devil has stoned them.
Now i could hear some people saying, dying in an ordinary city would lead you to Heaven. Then i began to laugh asking, if i die in Mecca as a good thief, then will i go to heaven? Bible never recorded that about Jerusalam, Hindus never said that about India, Idol Worshippers never said that about Nigeria, Israel, or India. Then why do you MUSLIMS capitalise on going to an ordinary city? Now the economy grows yearly because of your uncontrollable desire to go to Mecca. Some people had gone with a wheel on their head, and some of such people had died there. What a loss!
God had shown you his majesty by telling you there is nothing in going to Mecca. Probably because the Muslims originated from the place, then what's the reward for such? It's a satanic device. Now GOD IS ALMIGHTY!
May their Gentle Soul Rest In Perfect Peace.

Allahu Akbir!
Fp: Lalasticlala, Ishilove

Ladies world.! Ahn Guyz be like... We go dey do am.. Dem no fit try am.. When we try am.. Na polygamy when dem try am.. Na adultery that be o.. No polyandry for Naija!
Wetin u go talk for this pix?
Fp: Ishilove, Lalasticlala

Sorry.... O to all of u commenting. Why ar u putting ur comments like say na PMB call press conference make pple come see his grand children.... Oshhi!

I was wondering what this could have meant when the friend to my gurlfriend told me she doesnt really like how i treat her. Maybe that's why she feels uncomfortable talking with me. I had to go meet her and she started the talk. She was like when will i argue with her, when will i do as i wish, when will i just get angry with her. She complains that i ask her to do as she wants. She complains that i easily give up when it comes to arguing with her. How would i go along with this kind of girl? Do ladies love guys that are not too good to them??
Fp: ishilove

It's kinda true. I am currently in something like this. I always ask her to do as she wishes but she still tells me she doesnt like it. Her friend came to tell me not all gurls love sth like that. She asked me to argue with her for once, talk anyaw to her.. And if possible beat or slap her @ least.. Or even be angry with her. Thse are against my personality... Gurls sha!

Nairalanders are getting mad because of this FTC case. Seun! Seun!! Seun!!! Why are u doing like 2go that makes pple die because of 2go star... Anyways.. Expect no comments... !

donholy28:
Jesus! If this na d finest girls in unilag then unilag girls no fine

lol..... Maybe they are not photogenic or the camera man didnt take them well...lol...... They are finer than baboons sha

Gurgle:
But OP are you a virgin

Otherwise whats your business with "unused ladies" if you have been "used" yourself

I remain one for my dream girl....

Whenever i go to the birthday section on nairaland, i see that (m) sweeps the floor and when it comes to some topics, females sweep it at time... Now.. Let's see, Females like.. Females share.. We cn predict!

Fp: ishilove

Several times, since i was young, i have been saying i will like to marry a virgin. But at those times, people around me, even females ask me..'can you still find one?'. I was surprised and to me means even the females therefore are not one. Why should i marry and already-used lady? It's my desire to marry a lady that has kept her self for her dream man.
Virginity nowadays have turned to a sign of mockery. Sex has turnd to a way ot mocking guys and confirming potency. Our culture is dying. Our tradition is lacking behind. Back then in the days, in Yoruba land, if a lady is not a virgin, she would be stoned to death. Sometimes, they call a party, giving the parents of the lady an empty match box and empty guord meaning their daughter is empty but if found a virgin, it brings respect and not shame, to the lady and the family.
Why should ladies be moved by the western culture that has no regard for virginity?
The even said something 'VIRGINITY IS NOT DIGNITY BUT LACK OF OPPORTUNITY'
Fp:Seun, Ishilove

Okay okay! It is a movie..titled CAMEL

Is it possible? Yes/No! If you want to know where i got this story from.. Google it... I didnt form anything. I saw and read it.. And was baffled... How possible is this?

maxiuc:
Sha I stil don't undastnd ur story sha but sha I didn't make any sense sha

it is not a story... Jux a question... Is it possible?? Yes/ No

izzvic:
Lol, story that f.ucks with the mind..... No sense at all.

not a formed story tho'... I heard about it

DrMuzoic:
Sha op you try sha. Abeg make sense next time

it is something i heard that happened not a formed story.. Read the title very well

Someone who understands the topic should be say. The question was... Is it possible? I heard about the stuff and decided to share jux to see reactions... If u read it well..jux to the last part... 'I still cant believe' that was there meant something. So you should say something good next time..

These yoruba film superstars have added alot to the yoruba film industries that made it rock Nigeria and even other nations.
We all know they are very good... But who is better? Odunlade Adekola(Dagboru,Mufu,Oyenusi) or Femi Adebayo(Jelili)?
Fp:Seun,Ishilove