₦airaland Forum

Itzonlyme:
Yoruba demons n disappointments are like 5&6..let's watch n see. U mustn't bleep a man before u say "I do. Shame!

are you a virgin? I dont need you to answer me i just want you to answer yourself

SenatePresdo:
we all saw the handcuff. so why is the man lying to his ancestors?

lol politicians can lie!

MrPRevailer:
HardMirror

The Lord's Chosen people have defeated armed robbers without arms on many several occasions.
Recently, a Chosen woman have seized gun from an armed robber. And submitted the three armed robbers to the police station. And the DPO of the region saluted the her and promised her that He will come to her church.

Also most recently, a Chosen branch pastor arrested gunmen with their guns, who were terrorising their region. You can read the full details in The Lord's Chosen website. BE WARNED, GOD IS REAL. And he manifests his wonders in the midst of the Chosen.

http://tlccrmofficial..com.ng/2018/02/by-declaration-armed-robbers-their.html?m=1

I think it is time government buys your bulletproof vests since it is significantly cheaper than most vests.

Answer my questions in my last post

Gggg102:
how do we know someone did not make this story up?

that does not look like a police station. looks like a stall.
no police in the picture.
where are the criminals?
who are the police that detained them?
who is the dpo?
how do you contact the dpo?
where can you get record of the arrest?

Thank you.

He has forgotten to add the lord chosen members that die in accidents while wearing their useless vests and the ones killed in portharcourt shot by cultists on new year eve. Or the lord chosen pastor that was robbed and shot in lagos.

kazyhm:
i'm not like that..........


..........not a one minute man
........not a one round man
Dont make mouth


Don't run after women


.......and dont waste my resources on a temporary gratification

but many others do just like chickens

hahn:
Are you still using that same number on whatsapp?

nope just drop your mail. You will love this I promise

Criis:
Okay, nice observations. What are we to do with this then?

use it and soak garri

QueenSuccubus:



This thread makes me laugh ooo...

Im just wondering if the rooster still fvck those hens that lay eggs sha? As they dont do romance , juz flirting & sex..

lol

iAudio:
it depends on the area. My friend lives in a 3 bedroom flat of 170k per annum.

you are very right sir.

adbokus:
You see, you just proved me right! All you are trying to do is score cheap argument points 'e pain am'. You are the child or teenager here. Your sounding like you are smart does not mean you are wise at all. The new you need to learn this morning is you can actually make the little sense you have in your head without being a bozo&you'll get the regard you are hustling for still. By the way, most Lagosian are criminals especially your Jaganban!...

yes he pain you! What concerns me with argument points. You came here branding lagosians as criminals. And i am telling you that many are honest business men and women only for you to start ranting and saying i was rude. Pls just carry your ignorance dey go. If all you know are criminals you had better change the people you associate with.

adbokus:
You are acting like someone who's just pumped cocaine intravenously&now on an aggressive irritable rampage. Nothing in that statement connotes absolute and your use of 'can' means most smarts you have come across are shades of fraud. You may be right but it does not mean I am wrong and you can actually debunk my claims without adding an insultive undertone. Guess Lagos teaches one to be needlessly belligerent...

e pain am. You want to call lagosians criminals and get away with it. We are hardworking and smart. There are criminals everywhere in nigeria so dont come and claim most of us in lagos are criminals. I have done business in port harcourt and delta and i regretted it cos of the indigenes i involved.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Purchase a 10million Nairalanders house in Lagos or Abuja?

didnt i tell you she must be in secondary school? Even in enugu and imo you cant get a bungalow for 300k in the city. She does not know what a bungalow is and now she wants to buy a house for 10million. Lol. Seriously one should just ignore most people on nairaland na teenagers full here

TheUpsetGirl1:
do a research. life is Lagos is more expensive than any other where in Africa. Even London is cheaper

research ko. You think i am a small boy? I have my own flat on allen and i know how much i pay. My padi in abuja is lamemting too cos of rent. If i get i bungalow for 300k that is like stealing the house here in ikeja. 300k for a bungalow is extremely cheap. Paying 1.4m just for a flat here in ikeja. Ordinary office space on the 4th floor is 600K and clients dont want to come to the 4th floor sef. Rent for space on the ground floor na die

TheUpsetGirl1:
jesu...

bungalow oh

do you even know what bungalow is This girl funny o!

adbokus:
Smart in Lagos means to learn to dupe others and get away with it. If the criminal justice system were operational&effective, most Lagosians would be behind bars. Such a worthless hell...

that is not true. Smart can be honest. A friend of mine made 60 million within december for doing christmas hamper delivery for just 2 companies. Honest business and she was paid. Is it in osun state or eboni that they will pay you that much to deliver christmas hamper to their customers? Lagos is a land of opportunities. Better wake up

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
That 300k won't get you a decent house in Abuja here.

you dey mind the secondary schl girl? She is even talking of California and saying houses are more expensive here than in California.

drTOO:
Guy, there is no way you can exaggerate Lagos traffic, in fact no exaggeration can capture the traffic in Lagos.

this thread is total rubbish! The guy keeps contradicting himself. There is employment and opportunities in lagos. Lagos has made many smart and hard working people RICH and there are correct thugs and criminals here you have to be sharp to live in lagos. Traffic na die! Rubbish list!

ITbomb:
Maybe you have never been out of Lagos to any other cities
PH here, a decent bungalow is N350k


I will disagree, Lagos has almost unlimited jobs, the problem is, you may not like most of the jobs (either cos of pay or distance or condition of service).
There are states in Nigeria that you don't even see anything to do

dont mind her. Obviously she is still a girl. Or she does not know what a bungalow is. How can you say 300k is expensive for a bungalow? Ordinary flat is over a million naira here on allen where i stay

TheUpsetGirl1:
life in Lagos is very expensive don't be deceived by this post.
Lagos is the only state in Nigeria where people pay 300k for house rents for ordinary bungalows

another stupid post from her. True rent is expensive here but is it only in lagos? You are even talking of 300k is 300k your expensive? I stay at allen and there are bqs of 600k here and i know of lots of places in abuja and PH that are expensive too. So dont expose your ignorance here. Kid, 300k for a bungalow is not what you should be calling expensive.

Thegeneralqueen:
Don't be too fast boy you might get bitten

your toto dey bite.

Dont know how or what made me remember the chickens my mum kept.
I remember that anytime i look at them all i see are feathered humans. Chickens strut like humans. Hens hackle like women also hackle and nag. But what is most fascinating and striking is the sex life of chickens.

Courting with food/gifts Cocks always start the whole game with food since hens dont ask for Iphones or blackberries. You would see a cock hustling to find food just to give it to a hen. He would go about hustling seriously to find food most times they dont even get anything sensible. The cock would find some useless grubs and start making noise to attract the hen to come and eat what he just found. Just like many men, they themselves wont eat out of the grub, but offer it as if they are nice. Guys would hustle small change they gather na woman dem go dey find to help them spend it.

Demanding sex from the beginning almost immediately, you would observe the cock is already trying to corner the hen. Nigga cannot come and be sacrificing for nothing. The cock go quick clear the hen say goodies no be for free o.

The hen plays hard to get after eating while the cock was starving the chop and clean mouth hen would start refusing to allow the cock have it's way. It is funny when you see how the hen would run away from the cock. Sometime flying on top of roofs just to prevent the cock from doing what cocks do they put so much effort into refusing but let the cock find food again, they would be back to eat more.

then she voluntarily yields after stressing herself and the cock at a point after making the cock sweat under the feathers, the hen starts allowing him to mount without stress and only does shakara once a while.

One minute man, one second cock when you see the cock pursuing the hen you would think if he catches her, she is dead. For where? The cock would use gragra handle the hen as if he wld kill her. Climb her roughly, no romance nothing. Upon all na 2 seconds he go spend release. Just like many guys, upon all the mouth, na 1 minute dem go spend.

shake bady waka once done, him eye go clear. Shake body and waka away then repeat the whole process when konji comes knocking again

Safiaa:
This millennium generation, I don’t understand. English? Comprehension? This picture was taken in 1913 what do you expect them to wear? This was the high class fashion back then.

Thank u my sister. Those questioning the grandeur of this guys are obviously stu.pid teenagers

Nofav0rs:
I bet your Grandfather was wearing leaves at this time (1913) and wouldn't dear near them

Dont mind the foo.l he must be a teenager with indomie in his skull.

purem:
Women love sex more than anything else

Base on experience I've come to realize that if a guy can't really satisfy a lady sexual need, the love she has will fade and she will be fvckin another nigga outside and later use you has ATM since you're not useful sexually.

you are very right my brother. They are pretenders.

cr7lomo:
Lol... when person shout thief for crowd u go c as 3or4 people go pick race

my brother e sure me say that babe na real hoe. Anyone defending all this our useless actresses are usually hoes themselves

Thegeneralqueen:
Never you in your life say something this disrespectful to me again......

what would you do? By the way i was refering to aigbe as the hoe not you. Or are you aigbe? Or are you a hoe? Cos you seem to associate with the name so instantly

Thegeneralqueen:
I wonder how she ends up with this man just look at the ugly thing......she has moved on do the same man..... besides I thought he's meant to remain in prison for the duration of 3years why is he out here ranting like a public dog

is she not also a dog? That man is more honorable than she can ever be. Useless hoe!

hopefulLandlord:
nairalandmain@gmail.com

just sent you a mail

hopefulLandlord:
Can I be involved in it too? is it good? a partnership?

Drop your email

hopefulLandlord:
Can I be involved in it too? is it good? a partnership?

are you a webdeveloper or involved with cryptocurrencies? If yes then you can be part bro

Chikita66:
That one Na for your own pocket.

And how is it your business if a guy has decided not to be a maga for u btchis

Hello hahn pls drop your email addy here i dont have your phone number again. As i said before working on something you can be involved in. I will reach you immediately