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NO THE BIRDS THAT NOAH SENT OUT TO PICK THE OLIVE BRANCH ALSO HELPED TO TRANSPORT MOST OF THE ANIMALS TO THEIR VARIOUS HOMES AFTER THE FLOOD!

They spent over 4 months not 40 days

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THERE ARE A FEW SPECIES OF PENGUINS THAT CAN SURVIVE OUTSIDE THE ARTIC.

WHERE ELSE CAN THEY LIVE..?

THE REGION AROUND EQUATOR... THE PACIFIC OCEAN BECAUSE OF THE WIND, WATER, AND TEMPERATURE. ECUADOR, SOUTH OF SOUTH AFRICA, AUSTRALIA AND CO. AND THEY'RE VERY FEW IN NUMBER AROUND THIS REGION COMPARED TO THE SOUTH POLE REGION.


AND NOAH LIVED WHERE?



THOSE BEING'S CAN'T SURVIVE UP TO 2 HOURS OUTSIDE THEIR NATURAL HABITAT (OR ARTIFICIAL IF ANY AVAILABLE ) AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SPENDING A WHOLE 40DAYS WITH NOAH!
THOUGH THERE ARS SPECIES THAT CAN SURVIVE IN WARM PLACES BUT GEOGRAPHY DON'T TALK MUCH ABOUT THEM BECAUSE OF EXTINCTION.


YOU'VE CHANGED THE GAME PLAN HERE, ITS NOT ABOUT DEFENDING NOAH AND HIS FAMILY OR THE BIBLE STORIES,
ITS NOW ABOUT DEFENDING YOUR OWN ABUNDANT STUPID!TY!
YOU'VE GOT TO BE HONEST SOMETIMES. THERE'S NO WAY ALL THE ANIMALS WE HAVE TODAY WOULD HAVE MADE IT TO NOAH.
DIDN'T YOU ATTEND BIOLOGY CLASS IN SCHOOL?

WHAT ABOUT THE WORMS AND CENTIPEDES, AND OTHER LIVING THINGS LIKE THE NEMATODES?

WHAT ABOUT THE LICE AND TICKS, SO NOAH SERIOUSLY HAND PICKED ALL THESE TINY BUDDIES ALL BY HIMSELF, INCLUDING SCORPIONS AND BEES AND WASPS, SPIDERS AND BUGS?

AND THE KING COBRAS AND PYTHONS, AND ALL MANNER OF MAMBAS


DON'T JUST GOOGLE ANY NONSENSE, FROM ANY NONSENSE SITE.
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN PENGUINS GET BOOKS ON THEM AND READ TO UNDERSTAND.

Why are penguins found only at the south end of the earth even tho there are lots or tundra and cold regions to the north you can't find penguins there.

And you cannot find polar bears to the south.

WHY?

It would have been far easier for the pengiuns to go north (towards siberia) than going south from Mesopotamia.

Common sense is indeed not common.

This is clear evidence that penguins evolved around the south pole. If the migrated, we would have had penguins towards the northpole

otemanuduno:
There is this thing about witchcraft and the brain that I am trying to keep secret, but now I will have to reveal it. There is a way our body and mind reacts to what we have heard and then soon we will start seeing them coming to pass.

WITCHES ARE THOSE WHO BEHAVE IN A VERY SCARY WAY DURING THE DAY AND THEN AT NIGHT, THOSE WHO FEAR THEM WOULD START TO SEE THE THINGS THEY SAY COME TO PASS IN THEIR LIFE.

Eusebius modified the New Testament is an example. In his book, he left a statement of fear there for anyone who is coming up with a doctrine against the New Testament.
Here is what he wrote, "I HAVE SUPPRESSED ANYTHING THAT TENDS TO ABOUND TO THE DISGRACE OF MY RELIGION."

in my ignorant self, I began to post the DOCTUFOS and somehow I downloaded his material when I saw his name in a vision. When I read that statement, I HAVE SUPPRESSED ANYTHING..BLA BLA BLA... I dreamt of him coming at me with a sword before I later know his method.

Now what I want to draw out from this is that when you see a witch as powerful, then their words could manifest in your life, whereas witches and wizardry itself is just a mind game.

Mourinho is a wizard in his own respect...the normal humiliation of Arsene Wenger. The fear of someone is the beginning of the manifestation of his!/her negative speeches in your life. Now back to the matter, FEAR is what brings about many things in our life.

If you regard someone as a witch and he says something and you get scared of it, your heart will be disorganised, some helpful microorganisms in your body will die and some parts of you will be left vulnerable. Then anything can happen to you.

WE ARE WHAT WE THINK WE ARE. PUT ME IN YOUR MIND AS A DEVIL, YOU SEE ME AS A DEVIL IN YOUR DREAM IN THE LONG RUN. PUT ME IN YOUR MIND AS AN ANGEL, YOU WILL SEE ME AS AN ANGEL IN YOUR DREAM IN THE LONG RUN.

I SAY AGAIN, WITCHES AND WIZARDRY ARE MINDGAMES AIDED BY DEEP MEDITATIONS AND FEARFUL URIMIC PRONOUNCECEMENT.


I saw Johnydon22 in my dream this morning. You know why? I regard him as a very good brain user, therefore I saw him in my dream, both of of sharing ideas. If I have regarded him in real life as a son to the devil, I could have seen him in my dream fighting with me. YOU GET WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT.

YOUR UNCLE WAS PROBABLY SCARED OF THE PRONOUNCEMENT OF THE LADY. SOMETIMES WHEN THINGS GO THE WRONG WAY IN HIS LIFE, HE WOULD CONSIDER THAT LADY'S PRONOUNCEMENT, UNTIL FINALLY THAT SWOLLEN HAND HAPPENED WHEN FEAR HAS OVERWHELMED HIM.

Do you know that you can kill someone by merely telling them that he or she is HIV POSITIVE when he didn't have it in reality? Do you know that accident does not kill when your body is intact, but HEART ATTACK KILLS?

SUPPRESS FEAR AND THREATS AND YOU WILL OVERCOME ALL 'WITCHES' 'WIZARDS' 'NEGATIVE PROPHECIES' ETC.

Applause.

If only people understand what witchcraft is.

Lilbrown007:
This A Real LIfe Story Lemme Just Summirze It:
My uncle Was dating one Girl[Edo Girl] We All Have Heard About Edo And Their Witchcraft Myth..... He used her n Then broke up with her Then she sent a text To Him That If anything Should happens to him Thats Its his fault , then shortly after That , his right leg started paining him, three hospitals diagnosed meds n they dint work He Had To Call The Girl And Beg Her But She didnt Listen until they Took Him To a traditional healer In The Village After Narating The Ordeal To The Herbalist The herbalist Conculed that It Was The girl dah Was Responsible And Was Later Treated By The Herbalist....

Since I Dont Believe In This Spiritual Stuff I Wanna See If They Is Other Explaination To What Happened This Event Just Snaped..I Need The Professionals..

cc:
johnydon22[scientist]
cloudgoddess[biologist]
Decker[scientist]
hardmirror[Ex-Pastor]
ValentineMary[scientist]
Otemanuduno[Otem]
Winner01[Trouble Maker]
E.T.C

There are secrets to these things.
I am now an atheist but believe me I can still cast out "demons".
There is something called "closed eye cold-reading" I can still do this after I became aware of my ability it is no longer "closed eye" it is now what professional mentalists call "open eye cold-reading" cos I am now aware of what my subconscious was doing.

Traditionalists are not powerless, they hold a lot of secrets passed down for hundreds of generations.
There is good reason to believe in Juju, but forget witchcraft.
I have delivered so many witches I don't even know how many any more.
From my experience I have come to know that witchcraft is a state of the mind. They don't have powers. But it is easy to pin things to them because they make themselves culpable.

I once saw where a woman cursed her husband and assured him he would die. Within a week the husband suffered a brake failure.

Did the wife cause the brake failure? No.
But she made herself culpable by cursing him.

Same with the lady in this story.
What ever was wrong with your uncle was bond to happen anyway, or only got worse because his mind was fixed on his ex attacking him spiritually.

Kudus to the native doctor that helped re orientate his mind making him believe the witch craft attack has been broken and probably giving him some effective herbs too

Jacksonville:
Yo...my guys are skrillex,diplo nd David guetta... Any day.

Where are you- skrillex, diplo 'n J.bieber

Hey mama- David guetta, bebe rexha 'n nicki

This one's for ya- david guetta 'n zara larsson..


As for skrillex..i love all his electric music. But the songs i mentioned, i'm addicted to 'em.

Sweet choices my man.

You gatz respect the deep creativity in this works

hahn:
No light na. How will we now relate with a music genre that involves electricity?

You no serious

Pushas:
I forgot to add Swedish House Mafia Nicky Romero Zedd Martin Garrix - Animals classic and dope jam

Check out AngerFist is you love hardcore. Odious, Dancing with the wolves etc

Pushas:
I forgot to add Swedish House Mafia Nicky Romero Zedd Martin Garrix - Animals classic and dope jam

That track made Martin Garrix gain immense popularity in the EDM world

Pushas:
Never knew I will find my own peeps here.
My Favorite:
Avicii
Martin Garrix
The Chainsmokers
Seeb
Calvin Harris
Skrillex
Diplo
Tiesto
Felix Jaen
My two hottest jams now. Mike Poster: I took a Pill in Ibiza(Seeb Remix), Chainsmokers ft Daya - Don't let me down.

On point!
I Will checkout chainsmokers, I don't play their music before.

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OGA YOU ACTUALLY DANCE TO THESE GUYS?

HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE A VIDEO! :-P

Lol. After I see yours

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I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE ME EXISTED UNTIL I FOUND THIS THREAD!

We dey o. But very few as you can see.
I am make my own beats too. I have 3 completed projects now

JumaiM:
Thank you my brother. He is nothing but an angel of darkness sent to Nairaland by Lucifer to deceive baby christians. He just happen to be a demon with a brain

You no well at all.

movingclouds:
I wouldn't say he is scared of the questioning...Nigerian atheism seemz a bit different..the post should be meant for reasoning and not throw-the-bible-away thing...I am atheist but show no phobia to religion by trying to condemn what they believe, cos i believe in nothing doesn't mean another can't believe in something...the fact u read a religious book to slash the followers reveals how scared u are or how much hatred u have...live and let live...I know some religious pple are bigots, talk more about hell than they do love...

Yes it has to be different. The title is to get the attention of my intended audience. Go to the science section and see how low participation is. Go through comments he and see how daft and ignorant people are. That's how this playing field is

lerumoss:
You're like a highly trained doctor who believes that HIV and Cancer are incurable.... Where as, an old illiterate African traditional doctor will cure those diseases with herbs and no side effects.

I have seen cancer being cured with palm win, garlic and paw paw extract.... If I tell a cancer specialist at John Hopkins that it is possible, he won't believe me...


How true is your claim?

You have access to this knowledge and you are not the richest person in the world?
Do you know the 100's of Billions of dollars spent on diseases like cancer and hiv every year?

Keep living in delusion.

If there was a cure for cancer I guarantee you, thousands of people will be cashing in BIG on it right now.

Cocaine is illegal and punishable by death in many countries, yet people still traffic cocaine. So why won't people traffic pawpaw which is not even illegal if it can cure cancer.

This is how you people fail to use your common sense.

Antiparticle:
lwkmd. Please tell me you are just trolling for laughs. Most of what you have posted in this thread doesn't make sense. I really suspect you are just trying to deliver us some humor.

All one can do is laugh at that guys posts. Reasoning with him is futile.
I am sure he believes everything he reads online and sees in movies

uckennety:
Mr homo sapiens (modern man)is a stage of human evolution just as homo erectus is also a stage in human evolution propounded by charles darwin!the are not species @ all!species is when there is a variety of same thing e.g red rose and white rose!d er both rose but they are different species!guinea pig and west africa pig all are pigs!you can google human species For a clearer picture

Give me the scientific name of the present human species or shut up and stop mis-informing people

petra1:
1 Corinthians 2:14
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

If you read Genesis 1 you would have seen that water covered the entire earth before Adam was created . God separated the water above from water on the earth. The reason water covered the earth was because God had destroyed the first world with flood before Adam came . This flood disnt just cover the earth but also the solar system . So the body of water in Gods bank is bigger than the earth itself .

The bible says the earth existed and came out of water .

2 Peter 3:5
For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:




No you have rather been recieved from the website you're doing copy and paste from.

And how does this answer the questions I asked? Someone just created a thread and replied me excellently (using information well researched from Jehovah withnesses website) you are here spewing gibberish.

And why do you think this thread was copied from somewhere else? You think everyone is daft and can't put information and calculations together?

This is why I love Jehovah withnesses

Well written. BUT!
This are just maneuvers to make it look real.

1. How could Noah have built such an ark?

2. You say there are only 1,3million species of animals. This is not true. The list you gave above are FAMILIES. Elephants alone have 5 different species. Cheetahs have about 4 species, you mentioned Amphibians. Frogs are just one of the over 20,000 amphibians and frogs alone have hundreds of species all very different from each other. So by the time we consider salamanders and other amphibians you will see that we have far more than 20,000 you mentioned.

ALSO don't forget they were in pairs and some where in 7 pairs (14 animals) for each specie. All birds where in 7 pairs that is 14 birds for each specie. So at the end we have over 20 million animals going into the ark.


3. You say the ark did not land at the very top of mt. Ararat which is 5,100 meters high. That is not a contention. All I am sure of is the bible making it very clear that the waters covered all the mountains in the world. (Let us not twist facts). It probably made this claim so that we won't think anyone was able to climb to the top and survive. So the whole world was flooded and all mountains were covered including ararat.

How does this answer where we got
4.5billion cubic kilometers of water extra when the whole earth only contains 1.3billion cubic kilometers of water?

How did all the animals squeeze into the ark?

How did they not suffocate?

How were their waste manage

How were they fed?

oweniwe:
You are the one who is ignorant.

Prove me wrong .... Instead of typing rubbish.

Aren't pyramids real?

Aren't obelisks real?

Werent Sahara/Arabian deserts once fertile forests?

The walls of babylon.. as high as 15 storey buildings and wide as 20 lane highway so that soldiers could shoot from top of the walls.... The great wall of china... Aren't they real?

Then what makes you think noah ' s ark is impossible?

So because pyramids which we can see even today and obelisks are real every other thing must be real even tower of babel, noah's ark and dragons.

Hogworts must be real too. Infact x-men are real.

Since trucks are real, Optimus Prime must be real too. Cameros are real so Bumble Bee (Transformers) must be real too.

You call me ignorant for saying you are fallacious for claiming that dragons existed even uptil the 14th century and that the sun will die out in 2 centuries time.

Are you getting these from movies?

The pyramids were built by hundreds of thousands of people and the architecture gradually evolved.

How can Noah and his family build such an ark that is even longer than any ship in existence today?

Have we not built taller buildings than the pyramids?

How can such an ark fit all the species of animals along with their mates?

I don't have time for someone that believes dragons exist even in the 14th century. You are not even worthy to discuss with a 10 year old child.

uckennety:
Ya read about it

You read that the earth existed before the big bang? Interesting
This just keeps getting amusing

uckennety:
Ya negro is one and Mongolian

Interesting I never knew we had any other specie of humans apart from homo sapiens o
I am beginning to see why christians swallow fairy tales as facts
Just as the one telling me dragons existed even to the 14th century. Lol
Now I understand you people better.

oweniwe:
That shows you're very ignorant.

If aeroplane as big as five storey buildings can fly, an horse... Even elephants will fly if they have suitable wings.

Dragons existed up to the 14th century before they went extinct. Do your research well.

If you go into the forests you will see species that science have not even classified....

Try and think outside your brain ... It has nothing to do wth being a Christian or religion.

If the pyramids in Egypt could be built without cranes and steel rods.... Build free standing obelisks as tall as skyscrappers.... Then tower of babel was definitely real... And it is very possible for noah to have built that ark.

Johnydon22 have you seen ignorance this worse? This guy is a unique specimen.

oweniwe:
Flying dragons that spat fire once lived... Where are they now? Is it impossible that dragons ever lived? No

Your own case is even worse than that of an average christian. I am sure you even believe unicorns exist and flying horses with wings

melanch:
I think this is a simple thing; Christians believe in the mighty power of God, that's their lifestyle and they love it! All those calculations and logical stunts are just a waste of time. Most atheists I know try to make great impact in the world, I hope you are planning yours rather than calculating the size of an old ark. That's a horrible waste of time!

And why can't I waste my time if I want to?
Is it your time?

oweniwe:
HardMirror ... And CAPSLOCKED

What percentage of man's brain can we utilize presently? Just 25%... That's even for genuises... Most people don't even use up to 15% of their brain capacity.

Let me ask you a question ...

If the great pyramids in Egypt could be built at those times, what makes you think it is impossible for Noah ' s ark to have ever existed?

The Bible said the sun "stood still "... You surely don't believe it... But do you know that man is no vigorously researching into the creation of artificial suns that will hang in orbit when the present sun goes cold in the next two centuries... If you tell the people in those days where multiple artificial suns is the norm that only one sun once sustained the World, they will not believe you.

You said nylon covering bread doesn't mean water can cover the whole world ... What makes you think that is not possible? The bible said God opened the doors of the "deep "... Do you know what "the deep " means?

"Earth is a jewel of the solar system, painted blue by the vast oceans that hold the majority of our planet’s water—or so we thought. Most of Earth’s water, according to a new study, may actually be locked in a reservoir 400 miles underground........

If all the ringwoodite in the transition zone is as damp as the samples that Jacobsen and his team detected, that layer would hold three times as much water as all of the Earth’s oceans combined, reducing their share from 96.5% of all known water to a relatively paltry 24.8%. In other words, the ringwoodite discovery could quadruple the amount of water found on Earth...."

http:// www. pbs.org/wgbh/nova/next/earth/huge-underground-reservoir-holds-three-times-much-water-earths-oceans/

Now look at the surface of Jupiter, Uranus or Neptune .... It is very possible that water can cover the whole world.

You said it's not possible to keep millions of animals in an ark.... let me ask you... Is it possible for 10m people to live comfortably on a ship? ... You may say no.... But it is not impossible.

Someone said it is impossible that Jesus fed a crowd of 5,000 buy multiplying some loaves and fishes... Look at coca cola... How many billions of soft drinks have they produced? Where did they get all the water, bottles and chemicals they used.

How did only Egypt feed all the nations around them in farmine? Is it possible for people thousands of years ago to store so much grains for 7 years without modern storage facilities and still be able to feed countries around them?

The mistake you are making is that you're thinking within the confines of your brain. ...

A decade ago, before you see 1gb disk, you will sweat... But today, 10tb can be fitted into a disk no bigger than your finger nail.

The same way you are looking at people in the stone age... Saying rubbish that all they did is impossible because they were not technologically advanced ...... That is how people who will live in the next 2-3 centuries from now will look at us today.

They would say all our present "Advance Technology" is impossible for us to achieve. They would see us as primitive and savage.

Just imagine someone in the year 4050 saying .... "How is it possible for people in 1999 to achieve supersonic flights with junk scrap metal?" How is it possible that New York or Tokyo be such big cities they claim to be? (Remember Nineveh and Babylon are now desert? )

Now let me ask you... What is the time difference ... How many centuries have passed between Noah time and now?

Man still has a lot to catch up with... Common Flu and virus epidemics we can't prevent or control on time with all our "Technological Advancement ".

What you think is very hard Or impossible for people in the stone ages to do could actually be very simple for them.

Na wa o

So we humans only use 15% of our brains. This is one of those old wives tales people swallow. Show me a credible science journal or source that states this.

I also demand you show me a credible science source or authoritative source that toLd you the sun willl stop shining in 2 centuries from now.

Lol
So you believe every conspiracy and crap you see online without checking out with the authorities in the relevant field.

I shake my yansh for you.

No wonder you believe the bible

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SERIOUSLY SIR I'M LAUGHING SO HARD HARD, IT FEELS LIKE THIS IS MY LAST HOUR!

MEANWHILE WE NEED TO CHECK THIS GUY TO MAKE SURE WE'RE NOT REPLYING A POTATO HEAD!

His stupidity is surely a blessing. One that brings laugher

BUHARIWILLWIN:
hehehehehehehe. All these he posted was to scare me away on purpose. As per madness, I can't run mad. Am still determined to learn d way to use d book. Initiate means priest. I clearly can't be a priest. Thanks for d warning tho. I found out something, everytime u warn me, I always disobey and nothing bad happens. Remember dat kundalini stuff, I downloaded 30 binaural beats and even took a substance(I g b o) but still am standing. If dat one no make me run mad, na dis one?. Lols

Madness is in the mind.

Hope mellin sef never run mad been a while I saw the satanist online. Lol

hahahahahha+@hahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahaaaaaa

Buhariwillwin over to u...

Any wise thinking person will know what u posted is dead on arrival....

A friend I know back then in school is still mad because he used that book... Falsely conjugation of spirits is not something I will advice anyone to do

Which yeye spirit?

He was already going mad the moment he believed he could conjure spirits

Divinerspell:
What fact do you have that the book was not written by Moses? Why don't you invoke and conjure Moses to appear in a beautiful human form and not with his celestial body and ask him your questions? Mysticism is not a religion!

Bunch of comedians. I am sure to enjoy this thread. Can you appear to me this night?

Divinerspell:
Moderator, can you delete this advert? Thank you!

Can't you use your powers to delete it? He is indirectly telling you to go get a job. Lol

Oga diviner. Lwkmd

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ARE THERE MORE THAN ONE SPECIE OF OF MAN TODAY?

BRO!

It's like you and I notice the same things o. I am sure he is not an homo sapien. Lol

uckennety:
Finally the issue about animal species well funny but I hope you all know abt genetics mutation and the ability to adapt to change in other to survive. I won't emphasize much but we know that it's only Noah and his family entered the ark but today how many species of man do we have today?so asking about the number of species is totally irrelevant!
Trust me I trust the bible on this one.....

You made my evening with this your funny post. So within 5000 years humans mutated to create all the races and sub-races in existence today?
Wonderful.
And yet you don't believe in evolution that takes millions of years.

So 5000 years is enough to make our genes so unique that it is impossible for you to see a caucasian give birth to a negro.
Wonderful!