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adjoviomole:
This is not black mamba. We don't have black mambas in Nigeria. It's either a cobra.


With the current situation in Nigeria una wan add black mamba join our wahala again.

If it were a black mamba, both guys will be dead by now. Black mamba is fuc-king aggressive when threatened, and it can stand to the extent it can bite a grown man on his face. And it's very fast. It has got one of the most poisonous venom, it also bites multiple times.

no talk wetin u nor know. Mambers (both green and black) are abundant in nigeria

i guess its same boyfriend you complained earlier who beats you at the slightest misunderstanding. remain there untill u lose one of your eyes

Nutase:
Perverts

hmmm

goldiam:
If you are truly responsible you won't be jobless like you stated above.
You cannot be idle and claim to be responsible.
@op I wish you goodluck

so joblessness don turn irresponsibility..... if you future husband suddenly loses his job, guess he will become an irresponsible man to you

shuo, dem won use copers do mobpol

hmmmm, i no talk

tosyne2much:
Those who have been in 6 years relationship will be like "irò oooo"

borngeologist:
There is these thay i ran away from home...because my dad actually flogged me..they started lookin for me all over the place.when they eventually saw me they treated me like a king gave me golden morn and milk..with high malt..for my mind..i told my self i will be running away every two weeks..it was when night came i receive the beaten of my life...calling mama yusuf and co to come and rescue me

i can relate to this one. nigerian parents can be really unpredictable. reminising on all these make childhood really sweet and memorable. nigerian parents are the best

joey150:
Lol no be person post you sef rewrite

no mind them

Women sef.... back then na so my ex who was feeling sick (little malaria) and i went to care and console her. In the process of petting and consoling her, she leaned towards me. Everything was normal then she reached out for a kiss and i reciprocated out of courtesy. She went for another which I concurred and withdrew but she urged me to continue (despite the fact that she was running temperature). Like play like play she turned me on and we continued and we ended up making love. Mehn! The malaria made the pussy hotter, the thing was super warm and I ended up fucking hell out of her as I couldn’t control myself cos the pussy really felt different. I was also surprised a girl that was sick still had strength to say “baby fvck me!”.

Surprisingly after the exercise, later that evening she sent me a message, saying I took advantage of her and made love to her knowing she was sick and I still made love to her … that am not disciplined.
Mehn, I just confuse. To my surprised she kept me malice for up to week an reconciled after much begging. For my mind I dey say “which kind witch be this? "if i had refused she for still vex saying am insensitive"

you are the olosho our time

the woman don hold disola for local. the condition sweet me die

chizzy4eazy:
1 biko

rubbish, when she grows older and become fat, that nyash will no longer be fun, it will turn to problem/burden. if its a lie go and ask itsekiri and izon women in warri

the posters's site link is dead. and e won taach people adsense. a laugh in french

why was she jerking at the beginning, does she have a vibrator within her pussy?

wetin she tell am wey make her dey laf like that

hmmm, how i hate excess breast or excess nyash. nothing like an average handy nyash or breast

to me the guy is immature to have made the video public. he even hit her in the head and she bled. if an me i will simply WALK AWAY from the relationship

if no be money , na only God know as I GO DIE for be

lukman:
So why exactly are you pained?,or you are one of the keyboard villains?,guilty conscience, better learn to be honest to yourself or you will just be right where you are for long.

show me the one uv done! Simple

Let me look beyond the box since no body wants to. All i can say is 'the make up artist who did that did an excellent job, far better than what some do in nollywood'.

Those indians can be something else sha. How person take set that 123hrs record

lukman:
I'm sharing this because it is thought-provoking. I wish you could forward it to every youth known to you, so they can have a piece of it. And let the sleeping giants rise.

"My Dear Nigerian Youths", by Prof. Isa.

I am very angry and that is why I am addressing you.

You are the source of my anger and I want to vent my spleen- maybe not at you directly- but at the arrogance of your ignorance.

You sit in front of a computer and rant all day through social media but with every click, you make money - not for yourself - but for Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook).

With every megabyte of data you spend complaining and maligning, you make stupendous bucks for Etisalat, Glo and Airtel.

Over the next two years, the number of Nigerian millionaires will jump by 47% but most likely you will not be among because you are too busy whining and complaining. And yet about 60% of Nigeria’s 170m population are below 35 years. Oh, what a waste! By the way, Mark Zuckerberg was 19 when he started Facebook.

Africa’s youngest billionaire, Ashish Thakkar, is 31. He escaped from the Rwandan genocide and relocated to Uganda where he started an IT business.

Collin Thornton, who made his millions by fixing bad computers and setting up Dial-a-Nerd, is 35.

Adam Horowitz, an 18-year-old entrepreneur, started 30 websites in 3 years before he became successful.

The only thing you have ever started is an online petition. Have you heard of Jason Njoku? He’s 33 and the founder of Iroko TV. He received $8m investment into his company just a few years ago. What he does? Sharing the same Nollywood films that you spend hours to watch online. He didn’t just hang around waiting for Buhari to make something happen or blaming Jonathan for not making anything happen.

Kamal Budhabhatti was deported from Kenya but while on the flight, he thought of the opportunities in Kenya. He found his way back after 6 months and today his company is valued at $30m. He’s 36.

Have you heard of Chinedu Echeruo? Apple just paid $1b for his app. He’s a Nigerian like you and all he did was attempt to fix a problem. But for you, the only thing you attempt to fix are your nails- and your hairdo! Chinedu moved to New York in 1995 and found it difficult to navigate the city with ease so he developed HopStop to fix the problem.

Stop listing all the problems - we know them already but what are you doing about them?

Awolowo was 37, Akintola was 36, Ahmadu Bello was 36, Tafawa Balewa was 34, Okotie-Eboh was 27 and Enahoro was 27 at the time of independence of Nigeria.

In 1966, the first coup was led by Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and stopped by Murtala Mohammed (28), TY Danjuma (28), IBB (25), Sanni Abacha (23) and Shehu Yar'adua (23).

It brought in Yakubu Gowon as Head of State at 32 and Olusegun Obasanjo at 29.

You are in your 40s and you still sag your trousers.

Of course, you know Linda Ikeji. You’ve spent hundreds of hours on her blog laughing and commenting while she smiles her way to the bank.

She’s just built a house for her father in the village- just by you clicking on her gossip and sharing.

Your day is not complete without a stop by at her blog. She was as broke as you are but she turned a hobby into a business.

Are you that void of understanding?

You think those politicians have any regard for you?

That is why I referred to the arrogance of your ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe.

You have a false estimation of yourself. You have an over bloated ego.

You are only as good as an election ticket - pure and simple. You are only good to be used and discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a used ballot paper anyway? That is why they only remember you every four years.

The word CHANGE belongs to the masses not to selected few, my friend sent this to me & I couldn't resist the urge not to share this
Awake the entrepreneural spirit in you, and the time is NOW! Parents share this among our youth.

Pls read this article patiently and carefully.���

we don hear jor. I was scrolling to see where u mentioned the one u have done but didnt see any. U want to show urself Just because u recently learn how to copy and paste

Nma27:
Its best to ball out when the cheer is loudest. Death can humiliate the mighty. Well, he's resting now. Rip

wetin this one dey talk, ball out from where. what do u mean "death can humilate" as if you or myself wont die