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Akell:
access bank doesn't allow for split payment. You'll have to pay both obligatory and tuition fee with #250 commission.


First bank allows split payment sha

iceberylin:
Finding a gøød gurl is harder than getting A in Chemistry

echobee:
Is d girl in question,alright?

Mobolaa:
Didn't you get my mail? I've sent it since Monday!

Extom:
I know say D'Prince head nor correct, so I won't be surprised if he actually does a rubbish song like this(as usual). But what would shock me is if the alchemist himself get caught up in this.
Everything Don Jazzy touches, turns into gold, but I'm sure he wouldn't stoop this low.

mistabiola:
Gbam!!!

Fayose on the loose.....

Fayose allegedly bans use of Educational Certificates from Educational Institutions based in Northern Nigeria.

Gov Ayo Fayose today announced on @ekitistategov state owned EKTV that certificates from Northern Institutions will no longer be recognized in his state.

Even if you're born and bred in Ekiti but schooled in the North...your Certificate will not be recognized as long as he remain the Control-General of the Land of Honour (once Fountain of Knowledge).

What a Man, What a State, What a Shame.

Kete ra l'Ekiti, in-mo Ora Ooo..

dorlapoh20:
wash

MzNelly:
The best lines I've ever heard:

1. "Hi, I'm Mr. Right; someone said you were looking for me."

2. "Excuse me, can you empty your pockets. I think you just stole my heart."

3. "What's the time?" {tells him} "Okay, I just wanted to know the exact date and time I met the woman of my dreams"

4. "Wanna see a beautiful person?" {holds up a mirror}

5. "Hey stranger! I heard you looking for me, I'm here*

ronald4lif:
Honestly, I don't consider religion when going for dates, I can comfortably date a Muslim, Hindu or from whatever religion even.

Mzflexydeeva:
u smile back

Tashaamania:
La book, la space!

Mzflexydeeva:
Over the years I have heard this a lot and I have tried to understand the situation. The truth is, no lady likes a stereotype guy.


It is so common to find guys getting the monosyllabic response over instant messages because they always say the wrong things.
Before you attack to bite let me finish.


It is no longer news that we meet more people online today than we meet in person. A Lot of guys call it "forming" for others it's just "annoying attitude by ladies" but I say, know what to say and you can get the best out of a conversation.





How would you expect a lady you are chatting with to take you serious when the 1st time u chat her up all you can say is:



1. Who is dis That's a no no......
I know you'll say a lot of ladies do that but it's a no no for a guy for Christ sake she isn't going to wanna listen to you. If she's not giving out her name, don't take it the hard way. Some ladies prefer to be anonymous till they feel comfortable so just give it time.

2. Don't start up a conversation by asking " what do you do".
For heaven's sake, you wanna make friends not a business partner.

3. You only just met her online and you are already asking what are parents do for a living haba now......

4. If you want her to totally loose interest please ask what her best food is or her hubby.... menh that's so 19th century.


5. If you are interested in her beyond friendship please never ask " what kindda guys she likes"
That's a signal for "complex"




There are lots of reasons ladies pay little or no attention to a guy the first time they chat but for the sake of a healthy conversation it's better to go with the flow. The first conversation should not always be an interview trust me lots of ladies hate that.





Best form of conversation:
Boy: hey what's up?
Girl: who are you?

Boy: got your number/ pin from......
Girl: k.... what do you want?


Boy: just wanna be friends if you don't mind..
Girl: K

Boy: my name is...... how are you doing and how is your day turning out? hope you are not busy and can chat...



No girl will ever turn down such polite approach as against the typical.....

Boy: hi
Girl: hi
Boy: can I meet you?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you based?......

simplylekan45:
I have finished my registration yesterday 19-01-2015
Surveying and Geoinformatics department

notoriousbabe:
I doesn't understand dis game jo. The game is meant for sinners{liars}

Nutase:
we hear... next version.

Fukup:
Bro..... I'll go for my mum first coz no amount of money or anyone can replace that woman

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

mtor:
Nice observation but after ticking the box and submitting your pdf acceptance letter will appear with the accurate date

QuixPhix:
God bless whoever changed the topic to reflect what's being discussed. I remember I raised the issue sometimes ago. And to the three who responded to my question about the cost of the prospectus, God bless una too. Me, I ain't going anywhere near unilag until the last week of January. By then everything would have been up and working, the PG peeps would be around to conduct registration, and most importantly, my department would have posted information regarding courses, course combinations, the lecturers for each course and other such stuff. Such info is essential in order not to regret one's choices after filling the course form.

TrishaP:
Naija is really a mess

MhizVee:
I detest wheat.Come in and tell us yours

oluwagream:
e good as e even miss self. Less hassle.

mtor:
The course form is the problem until one can register nothing else can be done. So until spgs decides to open the portal everything else is on hold.

oluwagream:
Come, so nobody don gree go do screening.....

DaPhilosopher:
I think i like the topic of this thread now!

DaPhilosopher:
I got this from Tim's blog


"Those of u asking abt reciept for the
prospectus… Go to the spgs and
make a payment of 5000 naira.. Then
they’ll give u the prospectus and the
reciept… Was there today and I got
mine…. Success to you all..."