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Death wey go kill dog no dey allow am perceive the small of shit..

Did he takes up this journey thinking is forever? Anyway there many types of suicide and this is one of them

These people make it hard for one to find a good girlfriend not to talk of wife..

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One cannot rent a room/shop at peace dis days.
CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES for where...

More war against them biko

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LordErrk:
It's one of the methods used to complete abortive processes. The doctor may use a metal like spoon to scrape out the remaining products of conception, or he may use an mva kit

Ok. Thanks

Where was this A- THON since?
Why am I just hearing this year??..
Is it a new discovered word.

Nigerian self.

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Sombody tell me what is the meaninhg of EVACUATION. I think it is a proccess of packing out of children mcheew sorry, packing out everything?

Smh..
Who knows, she might be enjoying it true true... Women and lie na 5&6.

Okakwara m mma na m noduru onwe m...


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Who is fooling who

No need to strip them.. call them one after the other n check it.. woman to woman

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Must nairaland make me laugh anytime I logged in with funny funny headlines?

Force him to mention his likes, gather all of them and set them ablaze.
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OmG!, you really speak out of experience.
For me, even growing up without anyone telling me much about girls I used almost all these your aforementioned clues to stayed away.
But to be honest, it's not an easy task.

During my secondary days I put it to myself that I will not have a girlfriend unlike my colleagues, until I enter university. I was able to stay clean all through,thanks to my little shy nature. After my ssce in 2010, there's no dough to continue my education.

So currently university I no go
Money I never balance as I want
Girlfriend I no get.
But the urge is not helping matter anytime it shows up.
The worst part is that the morale to approach girl vanish during the time I was practicing celibacy.
Confusion everywhere.
The little fuel I use dey go for is (you have been waiting all these while,. WHY NOW!?).
Seems af I'm only waiting for miracle to happen

On God sha.

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Who even get time dey check these people?

Ok na. Naijiria are always ready to try new things.. bring it on

Mehnnnn! why choking the less have?
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Chai... Everything this days is fake...
Even humans...

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This is bad. Very bad..

I don't know why I'm laughing for this ... Funny people full 9ja. From top to bottom

Till someone collapse n diee, all this ladies will not stop tempting their God....

Cookathon no come get value again

inoki247:
So in one word u no fit dey access Twitter as guest anymore....

Still not in one word

Hmm... I smell lies

E pain am

Congratulations my man kante. I wish you success

Simple, STOP IMAGINING

D. 12:03

Because it's only 3 mins away from 12:00(i.e 3 mins to 12:00) while others is 5mins,10mins and 6 mins respectively to midnight.

12:03 is the answer

Proof. Put 12;00(which is the midnight) in the middle, the place A,B,C and D at the appropriate spot around 12:00. So command all of them to move to 12:00 at the same place let's see who reach first .

So think of options ABC& as neighboring village to 12.00(midnight). Which is closer. 12:03 right?

Chai.. I will sue u 4 this

E don reach when una go dey tell us wetin ur bat dey think? nawaoo

Which kind button up be this. Oh chim😀