₦airaland Forum

Jeffboi:
He donate. With mouth. Na to pay be issue

Smellymouth:
See as holes full undies like say na rat chop am

Lasveg:
Ur type will give all ur hard earned money to d so called men of God, while ur family will be starving at home. I just pity pple like u, u dont know. I just hope one day ur eye will clear.

Lasveg:
My dear I'm not trying to judge anyone, but sometimes truth has to be told to make d world better and safer. But I don't expect someone as blind as u to understand. U hav suffered too much brainwashing, may God help u.

Lasveg:
Wow I love u 4 dis. Its a good thing not every one is as gullible as dat girl called Harmony92. Nigeria still has hope with pple like u nd me.

Lasveg:
Ok, I've heard ur wailings. Now get ur stinking self out of my face...

Lasveg:
And some losers will still give dis fake man their hard earned money...

Ibroboss:
(1) Buying Cigarettes and igbo paper for the igbo seller in my hood at age 7 and smoked the hell out of myself only to find out that i slept on the dinning table that night till the following morning(saturday)
(2) Betting on dice throwing,I started with #5 and ended up going home with #525,I love betting a lot...
(3) F++gering my age mate at age 8 at the back of my house,we later got caught by my cousin...wasn't funny
(4) Watching porn disk 200 in 1 and 158 in 1 from 12a.m till dawn,I slept off and guess who woke me up in the morning? My DAD...wasn't funny
(5) Alot can't reminisce

cruzita:
wetin dem dey talk

saintvc:
I have Neva enta queue in my life

ehix89:
hilarious stuff...when u finally get to d front nd dhey tell u dodo has finished, yhu go jzt weak :-)

Richnero:
So i invited one of my girlfriends over to my house to keep me company. She came, we ate, chatted, watched movies, then one thing led to the other, we started kissing and smooching each other till it got to the point of taking off clothes.
But i noticed she was wearing beads (not even one) round her waist. I felt totally dissapointed cus i don't know if it was charms or for protection of some sort.
Anyways, had to force myself from going further with her(wasn't easy though) and lied to her i had no condoms.
So i really wanna know the reasons for those beads. Is it really neccessary?

menix:
Was it killed spiritually Cous I can't find bruises...

Godswillnwaoma:
your phone screen must have been outdated.

ERCROSS:
[b] And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo....

ooohhh, then I remembered the last cup of garri I had in my cupboard.... oooohhh Garri, I love u.... saving the life of Nigerian students since 1509BC... I brought out the life saver and took one of pure water which I bought earlier to dilute my solute.. I can feel its hotness even as I held it, well, I no get choice, I just put am like that , stirred the molecules together...

I lift up the first spoonful to my mouth, and I cudnt say for sure if na garrium sulphate I dey swallow or na Eba... Chai, d hunger wey don hammer my head no even let me notice the difference in taste I just dey carry out my business transactions dey go, I'd rather die of lassa fever than die of hunger..... I finished my GarrieEba......

Still unsatisfied with a half filled belly, I went to a female friends place with the hope of getting something to eat, As I dey go na hin I don dey pray say make manna from heaven dey fall for her house ooo...
God still answers prayer, I was greeted by the aroma of a well scented stew as I knocked on the door... ooohhh thank God...
ko! ko!! koko!!!
who be that... a masculine unfriendly voice answered( maybe Lalasticlala ) ...
its me Ercross, I seek for mhizkel.
She went out
pls, when is she coming back
Tomorrow....
haa, Gbese reh ooooo... Tomorrow keh
Depressed and saddened, I turned back and left...

Now am back at home lying on the carpet, **who go sleep on top bed for this heat**
the heat wey spoil my food because I no open the pot cover allow air enter as I was told by my next door neighbour tosyne2much....
Guess its one of those nights when we go to bed with an empty stomach....
All thanks to the heat



Hoping tomorrow will be a better day
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axortedbabe:
Abeg wetin b her work again