Sketch007:


I'll help out a bit.. a young man feeling unconcerned about his soul was approached by a pastor who invited him over to a programme holding in his church. On attending the programme, he went with a friend who raised a song when the time for young men to sing a song came. The wordings of the song"pass me not o gentle saviour" captured him at that point, he asked himself what his life would become if God passes him by. There and then he bought into the song and sang deep straight from his heart.
After the closure of the gathering, the pastor met with him and asked him to narrate how he felt of which he told him of how he was working by a canal and heard the song from some fellas having a meeting by a boat. The part "While on others Thou art calling, do not pass me by" from the song got to him and then he believed it was the turning point to which he became saved after the church programme.
Hopefully you'll understand with my little explanation but if not, then revert back to the original and read between the lines of each words slowly. Best wishes of the new month.

Maj196:
You can as well buy it but fvck it who e epp. I rather polish up my skills in IT dan waste my time chasing First Class that might be useless to me in the long run.

ClassRep001:
That's a real man out there.
Not all these modern chicken hearted men who'd go to any extent to please a woman cos of pussy.

My wife dare not purchase any goddamn shit without my consent or she'd end up in her father's house the next day.
I married her, i paid her dowry, i took care of all of marriage bills. I own the house she's living under. She dare not do anything under my roof without my consent, she dare not possess any Property "be it phones, clothes, necklaces or shoes" without me knowing about it.

Giving ladies "free hand" to do anything is one of the reason that makes them go into sleeping outside for financial reasons without their husband questioning their moves.

God bless every real man out there!

Tapout:
i dunno if I should go and watch this match or just jejely stay where I am and check livescores.com after 90mins (i usually have peace of mind with this option no matter the outcome)

omoelerin1:
I don't want to know anywhere in the south east. I don't give a damn.
Wetin i want take knowing the place do? Who they help?

Snow5:

You call malaria "Little" abi?
Go and conduct a research work on malaria in Africa.

braimeddy:
Anyway despite the goal we conceded, i think we played well.

mostHandsome01:
truth be told, the Nkechi lady was wrong, but I am so pissed at how some people reason, everyone can clearly see juliet meant no harm from her first post, But ur hatred for juliet won't let u all speak the truth. God will help some Nigerians and unnecessary bitterness.

TheUbermensch:


Naw.

My money and phone were in my other pocket. If he had attempted to reach that it'd have just been foolhardy of him.

TheUbermensch:
Word, OP.

There's also another scam I've been told about and also experienced.

It works best when you're wearing a sandal. A young guy would approach you to tell you you aren't putting on the Sandals well. He'd further say that the way you are wearing it may spoil it. Now when this was happening to me I didn't dismiss the nigga immediately. Indeed I was experiencing a certain pain in my foot from the Sandals. "Maybe I wasn't wearing it well I thought".

The best thing to do in this situation is to dismiss them. Be very harsh. Raise an alarm if possible.

But if you don't they'd keep on commenting on your Sandals. The guy would later say he makes sandals and he can help you readjust it so it won't spoil. At this point you should really really tell him off.

But if you don't, and you shrug and let him come to adjust your Sandals, he'd ask you to see him. Then he'd be readjusting your foot sort of. At this point all your concentration is on your foot and what exactly the guy would do.

Alas! What's really happening is as you bend, he's dipping his hands into your pocket and you'd be in a position where you won't feel it. Maybe they use Jarz I don't know.

When it was happening to me I let the nigga have a go at my foot. I wanted to see how exactly it worked. He kept on readjusting my foot and telling me to bend down, but my eyes were on my trouser pockets.

He was lucky he got away with a knock from me. Had I seen the policeman at the bend of the street I'd have handed him over.

Bottom line: Y'all have to be wise in the street of Lagos.

majorbravo:


OP, washing raw meat before cooking is not recommended. Just thought I should point that out to you.

Nice presentation btw.

Kingsley1000:
Open www.nairaland.com/sexuality to learn more

KingGBsky:


She was simply praising God and relating it to the
Frank Edward music she was listening to. How would you know how this things works when you don't even believe in God?
I have heard of miracles when someone got saved with her Pastors picture in her house, but like I said this things are spiritual and you can never understand it.

KingGBsky:


Just shut up that your mouth there.
All of you people that think that God does not exist but Satan does.
She is giving God glory for saving her life in thesame vehicle people died and you are here analyzing it. Mr analyst. Where has your analysis led you to on life? Onyara.

Majlaw:
Sentiment aside, Zarah Buhari beats them all.

seyizma:
Ope o. Dey don give us go ahead...

Any G-boy in here please? I need a mentor asap!