FanOfMyself:

Nooo. I mean stuffs like drink, smoke, gamble, pre marital sex...
But hey, you got me riled up with that shit you put up there. I may be bad, but I'm not sick!!!!! Not your fault tho, you are free to air your opinion. This is one of the few times a post on NL got me fussing

Broobembem:

Kindly correct me

Broobembem:
She's narrated The cause of her fight with Wathoni, stating that she[Wathoni] asked Kidd about chasing someone in the house, because she[Erica] said she doesn't chase guys.

Again she said, Wathoni doesn't behave like a woman of 29 with a child, she's a coward and behaves too immature. I think I'm smarter and wiser than her, she bragged.

Her DS is over.

Oyerinde16:
I carried out some of the biggest examination malpractices in history during my days...

1st, during weac, I hated maths so much that, I wrote nonsense, waited for the best student to submit, then followed him, I picked up his booklet and feigned I forgot to write something's, I went back to my sit, I had already perfected it, swapped the cover, mine cover with name n reg on his n his on mine... I got a B in maths, the guy got an F, in Neco I swapped with a brillant lady, I got an A n she got an F... Funny is the lady made it in weac and the guy made it in Neco.

2nd During my uni days, I had finished my paper, but I wrote answers on the question papers I do distribute, unfortunately I was caught with a question paper filled with answers, I bailed myself by insisting I usually scrub out rough answers on the question paper before transferring it to my booklet, as instructed on the exam paper, rough work can be done on question paper, the DC reasoned with me and let me go, thou I carried over the course, but the remaining 6 persons we attended the DC together were all rusticated from school...

3.. Right in front of the school exam officer, I rubbed it on his face, he sat facing me, but I put a small sheet on my booklet, the only small space blocked by a chair in front of me was a small pieces of expo... The man in his wildest dream would never believe I can dare put a paper there and copy, but I was that brave and confident, I actually did and I was never caught...

I regret those actions and I don't advice anybody to do same or cheat... It doesn't pay.

Shibaraba:
Very soon she go buy house with Benz. These women are great entrepreneurs. Like this cleaner.
And my house cleaner. She cleans the house everyday. She is so efficient she cleans my body too.
Everyday.
Support Nigeria cleaning people. Patronise them today. Where you can find them? They're here on nairaland. Some are at Allen, others at Ikeja. Near the place.

Liftkid:
lol. how do you want it ? with a knock or hot slap bro

EmptyCoconutHead:

Offpoint:
Lol, the fear of trekking and your head being at the risk of being mine is the beginning of wisdom

ckmayoca:
No body wan trek Luke that abuja own. Imaging person trekking from Ogun state bush to Ibadan.

EmptyCoconutHead:
this shameless fornicator called Anthony will lose twice... his face will be disfigured and he will enter into a coma after he will be thoroughly beaten by Andy Ruiz.

Foolish man, he go commit fornication with The olosho called DJ cuppy and that hoe suck am blood finish come give am bad luck join.

same fate that befell on Samuel Peter will also befall him.
If he wants to avoid such a show of shame he should call it quit and back off now that's it's still early before he receives the kind of beating and disgrace that may later make him commit suicide.
Guys if u want to make it in life avoid women because they were created to be a downfall to man that's why they are called Woe-Men.
Quote me after the match ends.

uuzba:

Tomboy.
A stupid girl that refuse to dress as a girl, sit down and close her legs.
Whenever you speak to her, she will laugh, hahaha, that she knows she should calm down and behave feminine. It's just that kicking football and all those men, gra-gra stuff is sweating her body and she can save money by cutting her hair short.
She eventually grows out of it. Maybe, some angry fellow impregnates her, so she remember she's a girl and start wearing wrapper and head scarf.
When baby suck her breast well, she will remember she is a woman.

That is Tomboy that OP is talking about.

BUT
She can still wear trouser and be going to office O.
And during PTA meetings, children's inter-house sport, she will still attempt to use her high heel shoes to kick football, because it's still sweeting her body.

pyro62:


Mumu.. Make them kill am give you the meat to chop na

SultanOfAbia:
When your Food is bathing and taking care of you before you eat it..
Very Lucky Lion...
If only Chickens can bathe us and wash our clothes before we kill and fry them

condemn:
80% of men whose Zodiac sign is Cancer are women beater. Wizkid is Cancer. Women should avoid cancerian men. Their birthday is from June 23 to July 23.

Whiziddo:
Rivers state corpers. Any Rivers in the house

LiveByNight:


I just want to beat the crap out of you and I don't know why

I just want to close line you really hard up close so you head strikes the concrete really hard then pick you up and drive my clenched fist really hard into your diaphragm crushing your ribs instantly
then while you are gasping and choking and probably bleeding from the nose from earlier hitting your head on the concrete I hold you face and drive my fore head into your nasal.region so hard that the crunching and shattering sound of your upper gums and nose cartilage splintering is heard her away

Then when you faint immediately at my feet I stomp on your neck very hard to snapped all.the vertebrae in your neck


This isn't a threat
I just feel like.hurting you bad

Maybe it's because I have been having a bad day

Or maybe I just don't like your face

I just want to come to akwa ibom ...

KingLennon:

See wetin your ovaries fit produce here

urboyAce:

I actually love Cersei.. that confidence and smartness is second to none

urboyAce:
Liverpool I'm proud of you. Thank you for murdering them......My hatred for Barca is more than I hate Sansa

Imstrong2:
When you are passionate about soul winning and you find yourself in region that is against your Faith wisdom is profitable to direct..May God rescue him

EVILFOREST:
What a RISK.
These are the REAL CHRISTIANS.
U are not a TESTED CHRISTIAN until you have lived in the NORTHERN part, where persecution is inevitable.

Not the Ones in the NIGER DELTA milking people of their hard earned money.

May GOD deliver you my Brother.
I feel really Bad now

Eife:



It should be through the door.
I am hardly at home
And the guys staying with me are sometimes careless.
You know
No one monitors your property better than yourself