One of the reasons I go into a relationship with sex ruled out..At least I won't feel too bad when one has to break things off

hammerFC:



CAN U TELL DAT TO THE ARAB MAN?


U GO FIT TELL AM SHUT UP?

Are you well?

ShinqRambq:
Too much exposure corrupts women more than men e.g sweetbuns who is basking in the euphoria of having a connection to the internet thus the Foreign world and feminism.If the girl had stayed in the kitchen she would not have eaten shit but in a bid to be greater than men(feminism),she placed herself in this situation.

Just shut up and don't bring feminism into this

Anything to say relevant

EMMAUGOH:
Wife of a great Yorouba man..

Your husband is indeed a rare gem....

We would train our children to be like him.

The Defender of oduduwa race.

Shut the fvck up

Thankful for the gift of life , had to travel for a short notice something and yeah he granted safe journey and will still do more

aaronson:
Just sent a PM missy, i could take a quick crash course on how not to be introverted from you ma'am. Oh I see you can't reach into your pm due to lots of other introverts in there as well, please leave me your contact here Chrisofficial305@gmailcom

I doubt you would learn a thing or two from me..
And you assume a lot

aaronson:
i believe you like me like that right?

I have never swam.

I have never been to any of my graduation party since primary school

I have never fully loved a lady before, besides my relatives

I have never sang in front of an audience, even though I like to be believe that I have a decent voice

Come and sing for meeeeeee

aaronson:
I also have never been to any shoprite in the country.

Never been to the cinema.

Never attended any wedding and burial.

Never gotten admitted in the hospital

Never fainted.

Never flown on a plane.

Never used an elevator and escalator.

Never ridden on a horse and boat.

Never ever had my picture on WhatsApp and until lately I deactivated my fb I only had one pic as dp for many years.

Never been to a hotel.


Funny but true, I have never seen any celebrity or super star in reality, Be it A -list down to C- list. Never seen any of them. oh only 2 face when he came to Uniben for a show other than that no one.

Ur own introverted lifestyle is on another level

OTayobami:
I an going to that area now to throw a stick of match there now now now

Lol, na you go first die

Alexis11:
Whether we like it or not, truth must be told.... After God, the next most important person in the life of a female is that man that took her virginity. If that lady spend another 100 years on earth, she will never forget him.

Keep deceiving urself

merit12:



You don't have to tell him it's a joke, try to repeat it again in a way he will hear you, you don't don't have to joke about your feeling he could be your future husband

Ps first find out if he has a girlfriend if he has pls stay off and if he reject your offer or approach please let it be you don't want force him

Are you from calabar?

Follow this advice at Ur risk

stubbornman:


Well already did... so how're you

Not bad

stubbornman:


harriet412.. how you doing

Sorry, I misquoted you..

irumole1975:
I read a lot. all in the pursuit of first class
I can sit down and read from 8am in the morning till 6pm in the evening (without standing up)

The most craziest I've ever did was planning to read for 24hrs without break. I started from 6am on Saturday (bought 3 Pepsi and lot of biscuit), I read till 11pm, my leg was shaking, I almost fainted, I slept by 11:30pm, wake up around 1;30am, and contnue reading till daybreak


This is not a joke

It is something i actually did

Lord! I can't even read for 6 hrs straight

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stubbornman:


My dear if you got real friends after school...when working and making some cool cash, you will enjoy life more... When did you grad??

lonelydora:
All of you bashing Igbos with their list, are you people aware there is something called Tradition?

Could it be these lists is why Igbo women stay in marriage no matter the situation. They don't cheat, they don't run away when the situation goes wrong.

Igbo amaka. Marry an Igbo woman and have absolute peace in your marriage.


IGBO AMAKA!

Damage control

Slynation:
Give am better knocks for head.... just 5 and he's already loosing concentration, then what will now happen at the age of 15 if Ekiatte distract him with her ass...

U don't have sense

Lol, see the way I'm shining my teeth
Op, fear God na..
Good for that useless scammer, flip cash KO, flip yansh ni

I've actually slept on the same bed with my uncle, nothing happened

ChiefAzubuike:
On top Toyota corolla you no want make we hear word. No be your mates dem vandalize their rolls Royce and they simply import spare parts from obodo oyinbo to fix the damages.

Typical Igbo

I don't give a flying fvck, the most important things have been neglected.. and is that the only LG in the whole state

Lol, I actually thought if u swallow orange seeds, orange tree will grow inside Ur stomach chai! Stupid me..

Nlanders,
Happy New Year

CHESTER48:
so if you are skinny and your bf calls u skinny then you'll break up..lol see you not skinny before?

Skinny is too derogatory abeg, Slim would be better..

Hey nlanders,

I have a little issue, my skin is hyper-sensitive to pepper... Once i slice pepper and it touches my skin, the burning sensation is out of this world , even if it is Just one pepper. I'd have to cool my hands in cold for an hour or two before it comes down. Now the thing is, my mum is an ardent fan of fresh pepper in her food, like whatever she's eating there must be fresh pepper in it and so I cannot escape it, if not I'd have long ported to grinded peppers.
Mbok, how do I minimize or prevent this burning sensation on my skin??

MadCow1:
I dreamt that as I walking past a bank, all their ATMs exploded and I was covered in money..

What does it mean please?

Do I need to be walking around with Ghana-Must-Go bag to pack money with in case the dream comes to pass.

Lol, ode

The day my bf will call me skinny, that's the end of the relationship wtf!!

Hello drock49,

Hey, its alright... Biko don't think of suicidal thoughts
If u need someone to talk to, h fan send a PM

Handsomecole:
I never knew how dangerous typhoid was until I was down it last Month November, in fact mine was Malaria 3+( cerebral malaria) and typhoid .
Words can't describe the trauma I passed through. It took me the entire November to recover till next I'm still recovering.

I spent a total of over 75k on treatment in two hospitals and one pharmacy.
Unfortunately it's so dangerous one might not even know that he/she is suffering from it. Mine was just severe brain in balance which affected my movements .

Sorry for her and her relations RIP to her .

I'm telling u, until it hits u b4 u know what's up..

Typhoid that almost killed me in my undergrad days.. Any little symptom, i treat myself immediately