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Laveda:
hehe I'm funny?

Anyway, that's the fun of some of these celebrations. But most of the gals dey over do am some tin leaving the innocent guys lyk me high on thoughts

Laveda, u are kinda funny n I can't just stop laughing. Water melons, why I go free am.
The last time I check am, doctors said water melons r good for the health

Laveda:
E worst pass slippers

Lolz, I fit help u pump am for free

ellabooz:
Am not even putting any now

You dare not go out without putting it on, fear no catch u especially badt guys lyk them around

1GHC=#100
GHC100000000=#10,000,000,000:00
Ghana is owing nigeria approximately #10bil.
Make they pay oo, shebi them dey make mouth for us

Nice business plan. The man na sharp guy, buy the D2 club in portugal. Develop his own club in nigeria and transfer top talents to the Portuguese side with little stress and put a clause in their contracts in case any on the players impresses other top flight clubs.
Or if the portugal club gets promoted to the main league, the price of his share rises and if they remain in the top, he can sell it at a higher price and make his money.
Na win win situation for the guy......

Nice business plan. The man na sharp guy, buy the D2 club in portugal. Develop his own club in nigeria and transfer top talents to the Portuguese side with little stress and put a clause in their contracts in case any on the players impresses other top flight clubs. Na win win situation for the guy......

Close una eye, why u wan see the full thing.

Culture is everything. This lady stunned many of those who attended her traditional marriage ceremony recently when she opted to appear unclad to the amazement of guests during the occasion.
The bride, the daughter of a local chief in the town, bare her oranges at her traditional marriage, an act that is said to be in consonance with an age-long culture of her people.
The event took place somewhere in the Southern part of Nigeria and the girl insisted it’s her culture.

Vinshu:
Oh I'm serious and I'm not aggressive. I am actually gentle and reserved but hate when men feel important.

Why won't we feel on top. A lady's beauty just lasts a while then its gone, that's when you fight tooth and nail to keep ur husband in check frm the youngies. Unlike we guy, the gals keep coming for us no matter our age

I remember a time back in 2010 in makinde (oshodi) side when I was coming back frm my usual stroll. Any one who knw oshodi well will knw that air force base is close to makinde thru the back gate.
That day, the road was very busy and there was small hold up. I then move cos to canal drainage cos I was on foot. Then all of a sudden, one man on uniform then slapped me say I was blocking them and the funny thing na okada the man climb together wt his friend. Back then I was extremely hot tempered but u wnt knw except u pull me to d limit. I got angry, gave the army man a resounding blow on the back and backed off waiting to knw wat he will do. The man self surprise say small boy no fear... (Why I go fear when na only am dey and na my area again the man cme enter. Any Bleep up must be treated).
Next tin people were looking and shouted I should run. Maka why na, I kill person. The army man just lock up, climb the okada n moved.
Wat am saying in essence, if u dey ur hood and any unarmed uniform man wan try shit. No fear, treat their Bleep up. And miss small for a while... Notin go happen.
I have seen when a civilian fought a uniformed airforce officer(driver to a 2-star general). Even his friend(uniformed too) was surprised and even begging the guy. NIGERIA MILITARY men live on ur fear, once they see u shake... U don enter be that

The vatican is as old as time itself. The state was made to serve as mecca of a sort and a reminder of where catholism started. If you have been there b4, u notice the place is as old as wetin and such building, paintings, relics are ordinarily expensive. The popes r to lead it simple lifestyle to show the world that MONEY isn't everything. Quote me, if the pope wants a BOE737 jet now, he can get it but he knows material things fade. Check the list of popes b4 him especially pope john paul II. They lived simple lifestyles in the presence of affluence.
The church channels it resources into orphanages, feeding the poor, and other life changing works aimed at bettering humanity which our "men of God" sorry "god of men" seems to forget. For Christ sake, wetin pastor dey do wt 4 private jets. One no do to do God's work. The pope is the leader of over 1.2billion catholics and yet no dey carry himself. That's why the papalcy will always be revered and always a pointer to our "god of men" to follow

BENIN CITY—A party organized by gay lovers turned violent in Benin City last Tuesday as one of the organizers caught his man with another of their friends in uncommon mood.
This came as two young men were arrested by policemen of “B” Division Police Station, Warri, Delta State, for allegedly indulging in homosexuality, a crime against the Nigerian State.
The party in Benin was organized in a hotel located around Oben, off Sapele Road and the gay lovers were said to have deceived residents of the area by dressing like women in order not to attract their attention.
It was gathered that trouble started when one of the jealous lovers, identified as Ricky, caught his ‘paramay’ with one of the guests and disagreement over the issue resulted in a bloody fight.
A source toldVanguardthat they fought with bottles and plastic chairs in the hotel room, which attracted residents who did not know they were holding a gay party.
Some of the guests had their heads broken and clothes torn.
A source in the neighbourhood toldVanguard: “ We have been suspecting the management of this hotel for some time now because the last time, some girls suspected to be lesbians held a party here, we were shocked that no single male was in attendance.
“But today, I wanted to go and buy a drink at the hotel when a young man walked up to me at the gate and said to me that his people have taken over the place.
‘’I was shocked to notice that he was putting on tight leggings and wearing red lip stick and wig, so I left the place immediately.
“It was later in the night that we heard loud noise and saw some boys fighting over another boy, thereby attracting all in the neighbourhood.”
Vanguardlearned, however, that the boys took to their heels when policemen patrolling the area stormed the hotel, following a phone call from one of the neighbours.
It was further gathered that the police are currently quizzing the management of the hotel.
Warri homosexual brothers
Meantime, two young men have been arrested by policemen of the “B” Division Police Station, Warri, Delta State for allegedly indulging in homosexuality.
The suspects, whose names were given as Mr. Johnson Onoriode Efenaghor and his sibling Emmanuel Efenaghor, were said to have been apprehended by the Police, following a complaint by one Kelvin Williams who was sexually molested, abused and defiled by the duo.
Vanguardfindings revealed that the suspects gave in to sodomy while in Lagos.
Johnson, it was gathered, is the principal actor who committed the act to initiate Kelvin into homosexualism, while his brother, Emmanuel, was arrested as an accomplice.
Emmanuel’s silence on the crime of his elder brother was sequel to the threats from his brother not to reveal his criminal tendencies.
Vanguardgathered that the victim, Kelvin, was not comfortable with the act and reported to the Police to save himself from threat to his life by his lover who warned him not to let anybody know about the sacrilegious act or he would be killed.
William narates ordeal
Narrating his ordeal, William said the whole thing started in July when Mr. Onoriode Johnson Efenaghor accosted him on his way to visit his father at Odion Road, Warri, and told him that he was handsome and would like both of them to become friends.
He further said that he later visited Johnson who persuaded him to sleep in his house, not knowing he had other intentions. He said Johnson did all to lure him into the sin of sodomy.
Calling the Police
On why he reported to the police, which led to the arrest of Johnson, he said: “I decided to tell the police because I knew that homosexuality is an offence. Second, my grandfather is a pastor and I live with him. Even when I told him that I arrested somebody, he didn’t believe me. My grandfather is a pastor and I didn’t grow up with street life.”
Vanguardinvestigation revealed that Johnson, who is currently cooling off in the police cell, admitted to have made attempt to have carnal knowledge of Kelvin but could not gain access due to plea by the victim to have the real fun at another rescheduled date.
While saying that he was introduced into the act by a Jehovah Witness man who came to preach to him in Lagos three years ago, the suspect pleaded for mercy from constituted authority, promising not to indulge in the act again.
Divisional Police Office, DPO, “B” Division, Warri, CSP Anietie Eyoh, could not been reached for comments, but an impeccable source from the station confirmed the arrest and detention of the suspects, noting that they would be charged to court soon.
Source: Vanguard

Its 10% of the said money. That means 100k in bail and two surety with maybe like sum. Totalling 300k for everything. Me I am very sure that the judgement was compromised so the guy would be remanded in jail.
If the guy wanna save himself. He has to apologise publicly to the governor's wife and withdraw his statement on the laundering charge

A Nigerian blogger who was arrested by the Nigerian police for making a Facebook post on the wife of the Ogun state governor appeared in court early today at theIsaboMagistrate Court in Abeokuta, Ogun state.
Ojo Emmanuel whose arrest and detention by the police caused an uproar on the internet was brought before a Magistrate judge early this morning accused of criminally libeling the wife of the state governor, conspiracy against the state government and assault on policemen.
Ojo was arrested on Sunday over a post he made alleging that that the wife of the governor was arrested in the UK for money laundering.
Police prosecutors claimed that Mr. Ojo resisted arrest and tried to disarm officers sent to apprehend him on Sunday.
During Ojo 's arraignment today the police prosecutor pleaded with the judge to deny him bail claiming strenuously that he was a “dangerous criminal”. However, the judge denied the prayers of the police stating there was nothing before him to warrant sending the blogger back to prison as his offenses were bailable. He then granted Mr. Ojo bail in the sum of N1million and adjourned the case till October 21st, 2015.

MabraO, you are very stupid or foolish or maybe both. No body forced u to open the thread and no body forced you to read. Aporoko

Breakdown of his properties are N120 million and
$224 million incomes as annual rent from
his landed properties in Nigeria and London.
BUKOLA SARAKI’S ASSETS
Plot 212 Musa Yar'Adua Street, Victoria Island, N700
million.
Others are a plot of land on Lekki Phase (block 72),
N7 million;
Ibafo near Ajah, N5 million;
Buildings on number 42 Gerrard Road, Ikoyi, N750
million;
19 Roxton Road, Ikoyi, N500 million;
62 Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, N100 million;
15A & B MacDonald, Ikoyi, N160 million
6 Vulga Street, Maitama, Abuja, N60 million.
HIS LANDED PROPERTIES
123A, Ashley Gardens, Thirleby Road, London,
valued at $750,000. (N120 Million Naira)
56 Cheyne Court, SW 3, London, $900,000; (N144
Million Naira)
54 Ashley Gardens, Ambrasden Avenue, London,
$2.5 million; (N400 Million Naira)
141 Ashley Gardens, Thirleby Road, London,
$600,000; (N96 Million Naira)
Nell Gwynn House, Sleave Avenue, London,
$400,000; (N64 Million Naira)
Ormond House, Ormond Street, S/London, $400,000;
(N64 Million Naira)
53 Ashley Gardens, Ambrasden Avenue, London,
$2.5 million, (N400 Million Naira)
70 Bourne Street, S/W London, valued at $4.8
million. (N768 Million Naira)
HIS MOVABLE PROPERTIES
Mercedes S320, N16 million;
Mercedes S500, N20 million;
Mercedes G500, N18 million;
Mercedes V220, N6 million
Mercedes 300E, N2 million.
Mercedes ML 240, N8.5 million;
Mercedes CLK 320, N9 million;
Mercedes E320, N11 million;
Mercedes G500 bullet-proof, N45 million
Mercedes S500 bullet-proof, N30 million.
Ferrari 456 GT N25 million;
Navigator, N15 million;
Peugeot 406, N2 million,
Lexus Jeep bullet-proof, N30 million
Lincoln Navigator bullet-proof, N25 million.
HIS CASH DEPOSITS IN DIFFERENT BANK ACCOUNTS
NIGERIA
Societe Generale; N11 million
Ecobank, Broad Street, Lagos, N350, 000;
Citizens Bank, Broad Street, Lagos, N390, 000;
Citizens Bank,Broad Street, Lagos, N600,000;
Ecobank Nigeria plc,Broad Street, N10.3 million,
Guaranty Trust Bank,Adeyemo Alakija Street,
Lagos,N2.9 million
Shuuu chaiii na only one person get all this things

Maths student do physics under the aegis of mechanics, vector n tensor, geometry and sme others. The suffix changes to MAT instead of the normal PHY. Statistics deserves to be on the list cos main stat starts from year 2 under probability 3

Mathematicians do physic(mechanic) statistics, econs and others b4 majoring in maths frm 3rd year. Even at that the physics changes name to mat35... If u no strong, for ur face in ur year 1, ur cgpa fit the read 2:2

Wetin be complex numbers, those are 100l stuffs. When u advance and start talking bout lagrande, maths modelling, geometry(no be secondary skul geo), abstract maths, complex analysis, vector n tensor analysis and others. You go think two times b4 u say maths dey easy

But what will you do if na ur bro dey pursue plus dey spoil(cast) your name for the gal side

adedayourt:
IF I GOT A GAL ND SHE CUD STOOP SO LOW ND AV ANYTIN WIT MA SIBLING.

AMA JUS CAL MA SIBLING, GUY COME DIS BABE IS NT WORTH OUR FIGHT D WAY SHE TREATS ME SHE WUD TREAT U WEN SHE SEES ANODA GUY SO LETS CHOP HER UP ND CLEAN MOUTH.

Badt guy

We have been hearing of cases where sibling fight themselves over things. Now, what will you do if you find out that your younger one is dating your heartthrob and at same time tarnishing your name?

A man came back from work and met his wife
making love with another man on their matrimonial
bed.
Without shouting or beating any of them he went to
the sitting room, switched on the television and sat
quietly listening to the news.
A few minutes later, the man got dressed, came to
the sitting room and said to the husband 'I am
sorry'. Before he could say any more words, the
husband said don't worry, stuff like this happens'.
The man left, but the wife did not come out of the
room.
Tired of watching television, the husband switched
off the TV, went into the room, met the wife crying.
Without saying a word to her or asking about the
incident, he went straight to bed and slept.
In the morning, the husband woke up and saw the
lifeless body of the wife. She committed suicide
while he was sleeping.
The husband was arrested and sentenced to 20
years imprisonment for murder.
QUESTION: Who is unfair in this?
1.The Law
2.The Wife
3.The Husband
4. The Man
Please give a reason for your answer.

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