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londonrivals:
Nollywod actress Funke Akindele on Sunday August 30th 2015 pulled in a host of colleagues and celebrities to celebrate her birthday party at Cokobar in London.

The birthday gurl danced the night away and was presented with a personalised 3 decker birthday cake. Funke, who became a household name in the film 'Jenifa' had a super 39th birthday bash.
http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/09/photos-from-funke-akindele-39th.html

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http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/09/photos-from-funke-akindele-39th.html

9ice 1 there. Happy birthday 2 her.

ceometromedia:
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Lol. Action governor...

PHOTO CREDIT


https://mobile.twitter.com/GovAyoFayose/status/638364738615967744

keep it up man.....

Ptimes:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/189383-buhari-sued-over-lopsided-appointments.html

baba hate corrupt leader's dats y.

AmicableEd:
You know the good thing about surprise proposals, they make the ladies do things they never imagined!

Fashion blogger, Alma Ojugbana is now engaged and she had one of the best áww-inducing’ surprise proposals ever.

Her soulmate, Jesse Ngur popped the ‘will you marry’ question during the special dinner treat he had organized for her at Johnny Rockets restaurant in Abuja last night.


Jesse had panned with the staff of the restaurant and while they were having the romantic dinner date, a waiter approached Alma with the bill.

It was while going through the bill that Alma realized what the heck was going on and freaked out.

On seeing the ring, a surprised Alma ran away at first impulse, aww!

Shortly after, she bursted into tears, embraced Jesse and accepted the ring.

http://weddinginnigeria.com/surprise-proposal-bride-to-be-runs-away-after-boyfriend-asked-her-to-marry-him-at-abuja-resuarant-photos-videos/

nigeria girls like proposa ehe! If I may ask hope she is nt using cream oooh. Bcus her skin like sum 1 who use's cream's. Anyway congratulation 2 her. Am lookn 4ward 2 engage mine....2

dainformant:
Always looking for new ways to making governance 'interesting' and also being in the political limelight...Ekiti State Governor, Peter Ayo Fayose, has continued in his strive in making Ekiti a better state. The Governor was pictured personally inspecting the ongoing construction of Lock-up Shops at elegberun market in Ikere-Ekiti today....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/09/again-ayo-fayose-personally-handles.html

dats is his calling. Keep it up man.

ijustdey:
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) says it has intercepted 7.576kg of white cocaine and 3.885kg of crack cocaine being smuggled from Brazil.



http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/ndlea-intercepts-cocaine-concealed-in-tins-at-lagos-airport/108920.html

GET RICH OR DIE TRYN...... Igbo's kwenu

Rapmoney:
In many places in Igboland, the python is regarded as a ‘sacred being’ which no one is expected to kill, harm or maltreat. It is an age-long observance because to most Igbo communities, Eke or python is seen as the symbol of the sea or river goddess. It protects and provides for the people, both in terms of wealth, fertility and long life. To the people, eke is a harmless ‘being’ and it is actually harmless to those who do not kill it. To them, eke symbolises peace, prosperity and abundance, especially in the waters.

At Umuohi, Okija, in Ihiala local government area of Anambra state, a man called Ukata Nnanna in an interview gave a clearer picture of why the eke has come to be regarded as being so sacred and in some places is worshipped as a goddess.

"The story of eke we have here is sacred and different. But before we go on, it is good to point out that the mystery surrounding eke is greater than most of us can actually understand. Our own case is quite peculiar. In the olden days, our people used to provide shelter for strangers. This was how the issue of eke became a symbol of respect and regards here in our village", Nnanna said, grinning and shaking his head repeatedly.

"There was one certain aged widow who was said to have been driven away by her husband people. She set out on a journey, a journey she did not know where it would take her. When she got to Umuohi, Okija, she stopped and begged our people to provide a place for her to rest her feet. She was by then too tired to continue on her way.

"Our people did not only give her a place to settle down, she was also asked to remain with us. Without knowing it, our people had given shelter and hope to a woman with plenty of mysterious powers. Before the woman died she made a lot of promises to our people. In the first place she asked that her house be built by the riverside. No one knew why she made that sort of request. But then at her death she decreed that no Umuohi woman should be maltreated by her husband people. And wherever she is married to, on the first night of her arrival, a python would appear to encourage and strengthen her. To date, this situation still exists; that once an Umuohi woman is being threatened at her husband’s place, a python appears, sometimes a very big one that would frighten people out of their wits. For this reason, a lot of people are sceptical about marrying an Umuohi woman.

"The woman did not even die. She turned into eke. She lives inside the Okpu stream or if you like river, which is along Owerri-Onitsha road, Anambra state. There you can see this big python and it comes out once the sun is out to suntan. This is what it does everyday. It is so huge that a lot of people are scared of it," Nnanna stressed. "But we the Umuohi people are not," he boasted.

The python which is called eke ogwugwu-mili therefore is said to be the mother of all the pythons that litter the length and breath of Igboland. Today, anyone who kills or maims eke either knowingly or unknowingly is compelled to buy all the necessary materials with which to bury it. These range from white cloth, to coffin, kola nuts, white chalk and so on. The coffin would be placed in a conspicuous place where passers-by are wont to pay condolences and show some sign of remorse. Where one fails to bury the eke in the traditional way, more stringent punishments will be placed on him and members of his family. Sometimes he would be ostracised or banished from the land depending on the circumstances of the death of the python. Some even have small pox sickness placed on them.

It is because of all these that eke does not bite the natives of Okija and other places where these observances are made. If eke bites one by error, all it does is to hiss, and then the bite will have no effect on the person. Even then, Christians also obey the law; they too do not kill eke. Why would anyone kill it when it does not harm him? Some people would often ask. Eke is a common sight in many places in Igboland where they are at liberty to crawl without let or hindrance. There is the eke Idemili (for Idemili, river). There is also eke Ogba which is supposed to be the king of all the pythons. That one lives inside huge forests and so has no contact with human civilization.

Each area gives the eke a name according to what it does for them and the deity it represents. For some, it is eke atamili’ or eke nkwo ocha, all in the name of what place it has in their communal lifestyle and existence. Today at Umuohi, Okija, eke still remains their symbol, some kind of rallying point. And you are not expected to treat their daughters with disdain and disrespect.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/archive2/tblnews_Detail.php?id=26454

goood 4 tourism...

olokedde:
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Jesse was one of the victims! He is Hadizas son( Hassanas younger sister) he went to spend the holiday in kaduna with Hassana and her family and she was bringing him back to Abuja that Saturday to his parents!

He was 4 years old!

He was the first son of Mr Gabriel and Hadiza Ajane!! May God comfort the family especially Hadiza who lost a sister and a son!
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/09/photos-4-years-old-boy-that-died-in.html

RIP little boy.

Hadizam:
The picture below is for a young man named Shu'aibu Garba whose family declared missing in Yankaba Kano, these are the numbers to be call if it happens that you see him pls 07063232044 or 08032789890

pls Lalasticlala help by moving it to FP

he wil b found n jesus name AMEN.

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/lawyer-re-arraigned-for-defiling-nine-year-old-on-court-premises/


Photo of the lawyer

hmmmmmM! So.. Konji nu respct lawya @ all. I wuda wetn e go do Agbero...

brianperpetual:
How comes ngozi's name is nt on d list?

my broda dsame question I ask myslf oooh. God is watchn....

ArrowAssassin:
What a man can do...A woman can do better!

https://i.imgur.com/f1j0aNM.jpg

Nigerian leaders are known for looting public funds to enrich themselves and store up riches for their unborn generations. Majority of this is done by male leaders, because they occupy most notable positions. However, a few Nigerian women have entered the list of corrupt leaders due to one or two money laundering scandals they were involved in. Over the years we have had some of these corruption scandals go viral on the internet and newspapers across the nation, and these women listed in this article are the top five prominent women whose corruption scandals shook Nigeria.

https://i.imgur.com/JMmbMny.jpg

5. Iyabo Obasanjo
N300 Million Money Laundering Scandal


Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello is the daughter of former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo. She is a highly educated veterinarian doctor from the University of Ibadan, and has a Masters degree from University of California, and a PhD also. In 2008, EFFC charged her to court over a N300 million unspent budget of the federal Ministry of Health. She urged the court to quash the charges on the grounds that the N10 million allegedly given to her by the Ministry of Health was spent on the Senate Committee on Health members as bribe. She and her colleagues also collected N500, 000 each and an all expenses paid trip for a seminar in an exquisite hotel in Ghana which they all attended except two members who were not interested in the scheme.

https://i.imgur.com/5i8RIDz.jpg

4. Stella Oduah
N255 million BMW Scandal


Before Princess Stella Oduah-Ogiemwonyi was the Nigerian Minister of Aviation, she was active in the political campaign of former President Goodluck Jonathan, where she served as his campaign’s Director of Administration and Finance. Stella Oduah has been involved in numerous controversies ranging from highly inflated purchase of BMW bullet-proof cars without following due process, as well as allegations of fake MBA degree certificate supposedly obtained from St Paul’s College.

There were outcries and feelings of outrage by Nigerians when they learnt of Stella’s illegal purchase of bulletproof cars worth N255 million. According to news reports, the minister requested that the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority purchase bulletproof cars for her following threats to her life. A committee was set up by former President Goodluck Jonathan, to look into the matter and a major recommendation of the Aviation committee was adopted. The EFCC was also on Stella’s neck as she was under interrogatory arrest for a while.

https://i.imgur.com/zBkVy4R.jpg

3. Patricia Olubunmi Etteh
N628 Million Naira Money Laundering


She was the first female Speaker of the Nigerian House of representatives from June till October 2007. She is a trained hairdresser, beauty therapist, and also is a law graduate from the University of Abuja. In September 2007, she was accused of allegedly spending N628 million Naira on renovations of her official residence and that of her deputy, and also bought 12 official cars for the House of Representatives. In her testimony, Etteh had claimed that it was N238 million that was allocated for the renovation of her house and that was what was used. Prominent Nigerians including Nobel Laureate winner Wole Soyinka, called for her resignation and after weeks of pressure she finally resigned on October 30 2007.

https://i.imgur.com/6RoEJ4Y.jpg

2. Dr. Ndidi Okereke
Money Laundering Scandal


Former Director-General of the Nigerian Stock Exchange, Mrs. Ndidi Okereke– Onyiuke was accused of misappropriation of funds and carried out fraudulent transactions which includes the purchase of N186 million worth of wristwatches without proper accounts and a yacht for N39 million. In her defence, she explained that the watches were bought for awardees who had spent 48 years in the Stock Exchange, and also that the expenditure was approved at the Annual General Meeting of the NSE, after it had also adopted the audited accounts of the organisation. Under her leadership, there was the misappropriation of funds of over N1.5 billion which almost led to the crash of the Nigerian Stock Exchange market in 2009.

https://i.imgur.com/uADrH5c.jpg

1. Cecilia Ibru
Multi-billion Money Laundering Scandal


Former managing director of Oceanic Bank International, Mrs. Cecilia Ibru is said to be involved in one of the biggest female corruption scandals in the history of Nigeria. She joined Oceanic Bank as General Manager, Administration and Personnel, later becoming Executive Director, Finance and Administration In 1990 and became the bank’s MD/CEO in 1997. She was charged with money laundering of N15 billion and about 120 other offences, including insider trading, wire fraud, abuse of office, fraudulent abuse of process of award of facilities and fraudulent manipulation of the capital markets. She pleaded guilty to the three-count charge and was consequently sentenced to 18 months imprisonment as well as the forfeiture of over N191 billion in cash and assets to the government.

SOURCE:
http://buzznigeria.com/top-5-notable-nigerian-women-whose-corruption-scandals-went-viral/

cc: lalasticlala

well nigerian leader's Rr known 4 corruption exactly. Ntn has happen 2 dem @ all ncludn madueke fuma minister of petroleum, and they wil 1 day die n leave d money kobo wudt 4lo dem 2 HELL.... I pity d comon man on d street. God hlp us.

tmodeltoluene:
Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/man-jailed-five-years-for-setting-pregnant-lover-ablaze/

d man is EVIL @least he deserve d punishment ...

ladyF:
Oh my....Edo state again?

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

dis LadyF must u type laff n all ur quote? Pls reason well b4 u quote abeg.

ebosie11:
Govenor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state was pictured commissioning a new musical instruments acquired by Musician Dayo Maxima, a member of the Ekiti State House of Assembly.Checkout his outfit to the event.

dis man is natura. Doin tins jst d way he want it.

ketekete:
Pastor Tunde Bakare Daughter "Olubunmi" Weds Olaoluwa Fabode

Learn More: http://ketekete.com/pastor-tunde-bakares-daughter-olubunmi-weds-olaoluwa-fabode/

https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1-Pastor-Tunde-Bakares-Daughter-Olubunmi-Weds-Olaoluwa-Fabode.jpg

am happy 4 dem. Big congrat 2 dem. Mine is nxt #AMEN#

mrking3:
This snake was killed by just a single man with cutlass!! Seriously! I think some men got balls!! Right there and then, he sold the snake for 10k! in a very short interview i asked the man how he managed to kill a snake as big as this all alone? He said thats what he does for a living! He kills bigger snakes like this on daily basis! See pics Below!

nigeria wit food. Jst 2 consume dis country know. Nstead of taking dis innocent snake 2 d zoo. D man jst sold it 4 jst 10k well....

money121:
Here is a newspaper clip of the woman's before and after photos. Wetin all this makeup artist go cause eh.. Dem power no go reach am..

But is the husband justified?



http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/08/see-photos-of-bride-sue-by-husband-for.html

d man mumu sha. He is complaining dat his wife use make up 2 deceive him, hmmmmmmM! He shud cum 2 ma luvly country nigeria, make he see make up artist ladies, fake nails, fake skin, evritn about dem is fake and dem go stil wear nyash join nyash. God is watchn u ladies ooh. My advice is dis sha. 4 all d men dat wana get marry 2 any girl I wil advice d man 2 take d girl 2 swimming pool b4 they do d needful bcus most ladies Rr scama....

lalasticlala:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/terry-g-denrele-grace-amah-others-ejected-from-ebonyi-hotel/

eya. Smoking anyhow and misbehaving. I guess dat is d reason they kick dia ass out.

JideJamez:
By Dayo Johnson Akure



Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/masquerades-invade-church-flog-pastors-worshipers/#sthash.KmIXEi7V.dpuf

dos useless masquerades deserve life imprisonmnt I swear.

175:
DECORATION OF NEWLY PROMOTED INSPECTOR
GODWIN HOSEA FOR EXHIBITING EXCEPTIONAL
TALENT
You may recall that on the 22nd July, 2015
during a one-day working visit to Bauchi State
Police Command by the Inspector-General of
Police, IGP Solomon Arase NPM,fdc, one F/No
218346 Sgt Godwin Hosea presented a fabricated
bullet proof jacket which he manufactured locally
and at affordable price to the Inspector-General
of Police during a lecture parade at the Bauchi
Police Command State Headquarters. As a result,
a visibly happy IGP instantly promoted the
Sergeant to the rank of Inspector with effect from
22/07/2015.
While decorating the newly promoted Inspector,
the Commissioner of Police Bauchi State
Command, CP Mohammed K. Mohammed psc(+)
congratulated the Inspector and urged him to
rededicate himself to duty and reciprocate the
gesture done to him by the Inspector-General of
Police.
He further enjoined other officers and men to
emulate the newly promoted officer and harness
their God given talent in order to move the Force
and the Nation forward.
The CP finally thanked IGP Solomon E. Arase,
NPM, fdc for giving personnel welfare a top
priority in his administration.
DSP Haruna Mohammed,
Police Public Relations Officer,
Bauchi State Police Command.


https://npf.gov.ng/tweak/news/2015/8/31/BULLET_PROOF_MANUFACTURER-POLICEMAN_GIVEN_SPECIAL_PROMOTION_BY_IGP_DECORATED_WITH_NEW_RANK/index.php

congratulation. May lookn @ him now his tommy is flat now, like person wey nu da chop well jst gve him 3yrs frm now him belle go big anyhow like person wey swallow native pot. Tank GOD 4 my country nigeria @least dis man has being remembered 4 his talent

Mykel4God:
Was going through my files when I came across this,so I decided to share with you guys.

This was how banking looks like as at year 2004.

The blue pen indicates the amount credited.

The red pen indicates the amount debited.

How many of you bank this way?
Cc: Lalasticlala

I don't kw such....

360metrosports:
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photos-see-vehicle-governor-fayose.html

trickish.....

Naijasinglegirl:
My kid brother came to me for money. His wallet was lying carelessly on the couch while he went into the toilet. I took advantage of that to investigate if his bankrupt tales were true.  When I unzipped his wallet, I found a dirty 100 naira note and surprisingly, a condom.

Fear gripped me.

He is 17 and already moving about with a condom...and probably having more sex than our parents.

I was dreading a confrontation. The thought of discussing sex with the small rat I once used to pack his shit pained me eh.

“What are you doing with this…this thing?’’ I asked, flinging the condom at him as soon as he came out.

'Thing' cause I couldn’t desecrate my tongue to say the word [CONDOM] to a little boy.

He smiled mischievously and told me he is a BIGBOY.

‘’Apparently, you are broke because you have been spending all your money on condoms. If you are that much of a big boy you should stop coming to me for 1k! In short, if you need money, go and sell your condoms.’’ I said and stormed out of the room.

Later that night, the queen could not sleep. Each time I closed my eyes, an image of an aggressive old woman having sex  with my brother tormented me. I want to tell her to please take it easy on my brother but it's only an imagination.

The following morning, I narrated the incident to a couple of friends.  Five guys among the eight I spoke to told me unlike we ladies, It is perfectly healthy for a guy to have an active sexual life at a young age. If he doesn’t, an accumulation of the spermatozoa abi semen would lead to complications for him in future.  “Each time a guy goes for as long as six months or more without releasing that stuff by 'hook or crook', he would end up nauseous and unstable.” My neighbor had said.

Imagine!

Humans will give any excuse just to commit fornication. This was one of the most outrageous excuse and downright silly thing I have ever heard but what do I know?  Who am I to judge sef? AfteralI  I don’t have a penis... I'm just pissed my little brother may be having sex as I type this.  Does this contradict the saying that God can never give you beyond what you can’t handle?.

Reason I am throwing this question to all penis owners in the house. What is the worst that could happen from staying celibate till marriage?  

http://naijasinglegirl.com/guys-get-in-here/

@ 17 avin sex already hmmmmM! Dat means wen he enta uni, he meant even pregnate sum female lectural. Nstead of him 2 focus wit his studies, he is busy releasing pre-mature sperm frm his body Avin sex wit a girl is nt priority urg boys like us shud put 1st. @ least there Rr oda better things ahead b4 sex. Pls advice him 2 focus wit his studies ooh.




























Konji is a bastard

londonrivals:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-e0x4zn588Cs/VeMxflJZwjI/AAAAAAAGagM/vCSoQenJZ0U/s1600/6.jpg[/img] This was the rice/stew served at lunch to those inhabiting the IDP camp. She also mentioned something about '5 dry catfish being used to cook a meal for 3500 persons.' Apparently, even funds meant for feeding at the camp are embezzled...
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/see-kind-of-food-served-for-lunch-at.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

I don't kw wat 2 say ryte now. U meant b suprise 1 idio.t jst diverted all funds dat Rr supose 2 use 2 cook 9ice meal 4 dos pple to enrich his or her slf. Dis also remind me @ NYSC camp, hmmmmM! D food they gave 2 us sumtimes I don't tink my dog @ home wil eat it. Nigeria wit greedy heart. Thurder go fire d person divertn d funds meant 4 dos pple.

Cyriloha:
abi broda your on point fighting corruption while your cruppted .........

lolz. Oga I nu udastnd u ooh.

ThisisBuhari:

hope dis administration we Rr now, is nt going 2 end up like dis vehicle ooh.

mybad:
My 1996 Toyota Camry is no longer fuel efficient.
The car uses far more fuel than a plane.
It consumes 20 liters on the average for a 20km drive (Egbeda to Ikeja Airport) on a daily basis not minding the traffic. [/b]That’s about 1 liter per kilometer.
Just last week my car consumed about 100 liters of fuel for just office to home trips alone, a total mileage of 77 kilometers.
[b]• I’ve serviced the engine
• I’ve changed plugs
• I recently serviced the Injector
…and changed the injector nozzle
A V6 doesn’t consume as much fuel.
Please kindly help with solution to save my monthly budget
A stitch in time they say saves nine.

my honda acord is consuming a lot of fuel badly, I don't kw if it's bcus d car has bein packed 4 longtime. Bt d rate @ wich d car consume a lot of fuel is causing nightmare 2 me. Wat shud I do now? I jst bought d car frm a friend of mine.

Sile12:
Where it all began.

source: http://cavemancircus.com/2015/08/24/a-damn-fine-collection-of-fascinating-photos-34/

http://bloggedd.com/video-games-now/
cc: Lalasticlala, obinoscopy


1. Soccer.

no marta kombat. I feel like playn PS4 now.

ObiOmaMu:
The fear of Annie Idibia should be the beginning of wisdom but some girls just won't listen! lol.

Tuface was on the set of a new music video when one of the girls on set with the music legend got too excited and decided to take these photos. Those are her legs up in the air but you notice how Tuface didn't even budge to look her way? See the chiq's face after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/girl-spreads-her-legs-in-front-tuface.html

girls hmmmmmM!!! Destiny killer's. Shameless asshole. God av mercy on her.

marked10:
A selfie of a co-pilot who tragically died on Saturday, August 29, as a result of the Nigerian Air Force helicopter crash in Kaduna has been circulating in the Internet.


: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/so-sad-see-late-co-pilot-of-kaduna.html#sthash.NWJMjsIy.dpuf

wat great lost. May his soul RIP. Life goes ON.

contactmorak:
Mercy Johnson who is now heavily pregnant, was recently pictured smoking the tobacco stick at a movie location in Lagos. The photos were taken earlier this month when her pregnancy was yet to grow big. See more photos below...


http://www.splendormag.com/2015/08/photos-of-actress-mercy-johnson-smoking.html

ok ooh. Oya continuel.