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MissSlimbody:
I heard her scream "Kill it" kill it" I jumped out thinking it was a snake.
(I don promise Jacabi say I must kill snake )

When I got the scene of the commotion, I met the corpse of a Grass Cutter lying on the floor




4bobo meat don set o

Tosyne2much come come chop Rat, sorry grass cutter

Kingtom wa je okete

Mizmycoli Bia ri Oke-ofia

na evritn una da chop self y nt taking it 2 d zoo? May lookn @ it self, it look like big rat

otabuko:
But this man wowo oh... Chai Lara.... GOD help you under this man and the face, abi you go tie your face with black robe when him don dey heat period...

hw many times wil u b nfum dat her name is nt Lara dumb brain Her name is iara.

FREEEMANAN:
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) on Friday said it had secured over N200 million bank facility for disbursement to corps members as loans to enbale them start their businesses.

Director-General of the corps, said this when the Commander, Guards Brigade, Nigerian Army, Brig.-Gen. Musa Yusuf, paid a familiarisation visit to the NYSC Headquarters in Abuja.

“That has been a challenge; we train these corps members in the camp after the camp we have partners all over the country where corps members also receive training throughout the service year.

“Now, the issue is that when they get this training they don’t have start-up capital but we have been doing a lot to see there is opportunity for them to get startup capital. We have the NYSC foundation as we speak, the NYSC foundation has just approved loan worth N10 million for corps members.

“ Corps members based on the business plan they submit could get as much as N250, 000 and N400, 000. We have also signed an MoU with Bank of Industry though it is yet to take off but we are working on it.

“ A couple of months ago, I also approached Heritage Bank and Heritage Bank is setting aside the sum of N200 million under a package where corps members will get a soft loan and the only collateral they will have to drop will be their discharge certificate.

“ We are also talking with Central Bank Governor to see that a micro credit loan could be arranged specially to address corps members in this category.” He debunked allegations that the corps has yet to provide skill acquisition and entrepreneurship development to corps members, adding that the exercise had been ongoing since 2012.

According to Olawumi, the NYSC has so far trained over 400,000 corps members since the commencement of its skills acquisition programme in over 12 different skills.
He said that the NYSC, under the sponsorship of the World Bank, was currently partnering with an international organisation to train corps members interested in going into the building and property development sector.

Olawumi also called on the Guards Brigade to continue to assist the NYSC in ensuring the safety of corps members serving in the Federal Capital Territory as well as those serving in other states.

The director-general also directed the Director, Skills Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development (SAED) of the corps, Mrs Mary Dan-Abia, to commence partnership with the brigade’s skills acquisition centre in Keffi, Nassarawa State.
Earlier, Brig.-Gen. Yusuf assured the NYSC that the brigade had made adequate security arrangements to ensure the safety of corps members serving in FCT. Yusuf said that part of the security arrangements put in place included regular patrolling of the FCT, adding the safety of corps members was one of the priorities of the Guards Brigade.

He also assured the NYSC boss that the brigade would continue to support and partner with the corps in the area of training of corps members and other related needs. “I am here on behalf of the Guards Brigade, officers and their families to commend you on the collaboration and support we have received from the NYSC so far.

“ I want to promise that this collaboration, support and understanding will be maintained. “ If there is anything we need to improve on in terms of our relationship or training to new corps members or any other area the Guards Brigade is here to support and assist.”


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/nysc-secures-n200m-bank-facility-for-disbursement-to-corps-members-as-loans-dg/

if and only if d money wil get 2 d ryte hand bcus during my time it was scam.

FlirtyKaren:
We've seen Nigerian men that did this - get married to a Caucasian women old enough to be their grandmothers. Well, meet Ugandan singer, Guvnor Ace, who literally set his country on fire yesterday after he tied the knot with his 68 year-old heartthrob, Mona Lisa Larsson.

Guvnor, born Ronald Ssemawere, wedded Monalisa yesterday morning at the registrar of marriages in Kampala. His romance with the 68-year-old has been a subject of hot debate on Ugandan tabloids.

The 28-year-old first introduced Mona as his lover to the public on his Facebook page and since then,
came under sharp criticism which he often ignores.

To even prove to his critics that his love for his fiancé wasn't fake, Ace composed two songs in her honour titled: Mona Lisa and Mukadde. In the hit ‘Mukadde’ Guvnor Ace revealed that the elderly woman is the love of his life and he doesn’t care about other people’s views.

“The one you call elderly, I discovered secrets in her and she gives me love to the fullest,” sings Guvnor Ace.

Even at that, some people still accuse him of wanting to fleece the old lady while others supported him for being true to his heart in marrying the love of his life. See more photos from their wedding below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/aww-ugandan-singer-28-weds-his-68-year.html

wat is wrong wit our boys dis days Na wa ooh. Hw wud dis guy able 2 sex dis old mama? Kai green card na bastard

Islie:
http://thenationonlineng.net/man-to-court-i-only-threatened-my-wife-with-hot-water/

pls who has nokia 3310 charger?

bamac:
It is a long one, please bare with me..

Through conceptual clarification i could deduce that "relationship is the way in which two or more people, groups, countries, etc., talk to, behave toward, and deal with each other.
It is also a romantic or sexual friendship between two people: the way in which two or more people or things are connected".

Sex on the other hand is the "physical activities in which people touch each other's bodies, kiss each other, etc. :physical activities that is related to and often and often includes sexual intercourse".

Many youths of today have likened relationship to be sex which shouldn't be so.

Relationship and sex might work hand-in-hand but it shouldn't be incorporated at the wrong time.

The opportunity for courtship is being abused on a daily basis just because we try to make relationship work through sex.

So many young girls have involved themselves in premarital sex which has led to unwanted pregnancy which some will abort while some will be forced to give birth at a tender age.

Everything in life is by stage. Yes, it is not possible you wake up one day and conclude that you want to get married without having someone you are dating that you have known for some months.

But the fact is that relationship and sex are two different things that should only be linked at the appropriate time.

So many men made their lady believe that if the lady did not have sex with them then she doesn't love them.

See, if you want to love, nobody will stop you from loving anybody, but don't pretend to love when your ultimate goal is to get under her.

Don't make her believe that sex makes relationship stronger.

Premarital sex doesn't make any relationship stronger, it kills the relationship especially when the intention is not for marriage.

Even at a stage, couples that didn't involve in premarital sex get tired of having sex with each other, then if that is the case, are you not making it a bit faster to lose thirst for sex?

I think ladies of this generation should have become wiser enough to decide about their life earlier than 18years.

Some men will only have sex with a lady ones and that's all. You should be able to keep your precious self away from the beast in men.

Many men out their are no more interested in staying with a woman for so long, they will tell you they don't like eating a particular food twice but love to eat different kinds of food.

They will come to you and give you all the sweet words and you will gladly accept them and even release your body to them like sheep without Shepherd.

You are the only one that can destroy yourself. You only go into wrong hands if you did not say yes to the right person.

During courtship you are free to decide if you can cope with each other or not, and you can choose to continue or discontinue your relationship.

But now a days, ladies find it difficult to leave the beast they are into relationship with simply because they have engaged in sex which has made her emotionally attached with the man.

That way, it will not be easy for her to say no when she should have said it.

Some men change immediately they have sex with their lady. The sex will automatically be an eye opener for them, they will want to explore more, thereby exposing them to any other things in skirt.

I am not saying it is not good to introduce sex in your relationship, but it is necessary to introduce it at the appropriate time to avoid the series of disadvantages associated with it.

It makes relationship stronger but this is for the couple and perhaps serious minded couple-to-be. Biblically it is not for those who are not married, in fact, it is a sin.

Some men are only interested in getting under a lady, but how will you decipher the true man from the fake? You can be safe if you keep your precious part till the right time.

Those that are even married can get divorced anytime let alone those that are not.

Though, some ladies are the cause of their own fall. They cannot do without sex, and so many reasons got them so attracted to that which we might not blame them for some, while some are due to covetousness and love of money.

Sex in courtship can mar your marital life more than it can make it.
Be wise and never give yourself room to regret your impatient.


Please your comments, criticism, likes and share will only encourage me, i will be so glad to see them coming...

http://bamisepeters.com/2015/08/sex-will-make-your-relationship.html

chidima said if flavour ask her out 4 a date, her reply 2 flavour wil b HMMMMMM!





Bck 2 d origina story. Wait oooh they keep on blaming guys bcus of sex n relationship. While d girls Rr left alone. My qustion is dis wat abt girls who demand 2much money frm a guy and dis dsame guy wil nt ask her 4 sex b4 u knew it d girl has already dump d guy 4 anoda. Wat wil u call dat? Wil u call it a sin or a game?

bqlekan:
Wait ooo. Nah legit money dem use buy these cars sooooo? Cos av been working ma arse off day and night and I never save money wey reach buy bicycle

bros I tire oohh. Na only GOD go hlp our husling ooh.

DeBret:
Won't forget to add mine ..cos am also a celebrity

na only ur own I see bros . I wil add mine soon by his grace.

Dannyabu:
My Wife Lied About Her Age

Four years ago at 35, I married my wife, who I thought was 35. We both wanted children, but unfortunately, she had miscarriage in the second year and stillbirth in the third year. We began consulting a fertility specialist.

After she started asking questions, my wife admitted she is actually eight years older than she had led me to believe. She's 47 years old! She's cried and cried, begging for my forgiveness.

She's gone to try fertility treatments to get pregnant, but I don't want her to continue that for health reasons. I have forgiven her but as an African man; I'm NOT willing to consider the adoption option. She says, of course, that she feared I would walk away if I knew the truth, but she must have known it would come out sometime, somehow. I think I still love her, she is really a wife material, respectful, lovable and very industrious lady but I feel so betrayed! Letting a husband believe you're years younger than you are with all the implications for child-bearing, is a grotesque deception. Sometimes, I'm always wondering if some things she says are the truth. Moreover, after all the wahala and years in-between, her beauty has really waned. She now looks old! We have become butts of joke from neighbours and even strangers when they see us walking together. I look way younger than she is.

I think of getting another wife, but that has not been my person. I think of divorce, but where do I start? Have I wasted 4 years of my life just like that? We still have faith that miracles do happen. Our pastor has asked me to forgive her and move on, that my ability to forgive her will make her more loyal and obedient to me. She is a naturally good person, but for this act of deception.

Maybe if my wife had been honest with me from the beginning, knowing her age I would have adjusted my planning and expectations for children. But she lied. Should I prove her right in her assumption that when I found out the truth, I would walk away? Any thoughts on helping us get through this? I have given all my resources to make this marriage work.

I need matured and sincere advice please!

pls I beg u don't divorce her simply bcus she lied 2 u, jst 4gve her frm ur hrt. U meant b lookn @ her dat she is old or sumtin, but nside her is urg n strong 2 carry 2win babies 4 u. We all sin evriday, evry min, evri hour yet our creator 4gve us all, den who Rr we nt 2 4gve each oda. Wat I want u 2 do is dat , u n ur wife shud b vry prayaful n 2ok 2 GOD abt ur hrt desire he wil surely grant u guys.

dainformant:
Is there justification for this if this is true?? This pictures having been buzzing the internet after being shared on Facebook by a citizen who witnessed the shocking incidence...According to the eye witness, the soldier returned home to meet his wife on his matrimonial bed with another man cheating, only to parade them naked on the streets…

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/08/photos-soldier-catches-his-wife-on-his.html

women hmmmmmM! But d guy get mind sha, d guy tink say soldier go boko Rr ram teritory b4? He die well. Wify do n pack ya load 2 d village

ShutdownBrown24:
I saw this waec result from my friend cousin, I was wondering is kind of waec result possible in Nigerian. OK if it is possible, did the candidate use is own brain to write this or did the person used any expo or is it a mistake from waec.

This are the questions I do ask my self. So see for your self is this possible in Nigeria?

y did u duplicate my resuit n post it here y?

Aminat508:
I hope he survives this






Source : http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/man-spotted-eating-20-tubers-of-pounded.html?m=1

hMmmmmm! I guess d man is a truck pusher.

lalasticlala:
http://leadership.ng/news/454949/35-candidates-miss-unilorin-post-utme-over-indecent-dressing

gud 4 dem, dressing anyhow. Nu b say dem even know wetn dey wor ryte self.

Akeelahtunez:
The actress and her four children were at Cool FM
this morning to promote her son, Captain E, who is a
budding music producer.


https://instagram.com/p/6kDEObm0KZ/?taken-by=realomosexy

ok ooh lovely family. Mine is cumn soon AMEN.

Aminat508:
How do you react when you have a young child that steals? You've talked to him/her several times, told him/her everything that has to be said about the consequences of pilfering. You do ALL you can to provide his needs and wants. But he keeps 'doing it'. How do you help or stop such a child? A reader sent this in yesterday:

Hello,

My son steals from me, my husband, my mother, his grandparents, his friends, everybody!! Please, let's discuss this here because I'm sure I'm not the only mother having this problem. If it's not money, it's things as small as tiny toys and games from neighbors. Sincerely, it's gotten so bad I don't know what to do with him anymore. My husband and I now have locks on our bedroom door to keep him out.

Problem started when he was 11 and got into boarding school. He is 13 now. I've threatened him that next time he steals, I would have the police involved. Of course I don't want to or plan to do that but I don't know what else to do.


Source :http://www..com/talk/topic,250835.0.html

hmmmmm! Dis is terrible and sum how ooh. U better take him 2 deliverance center now ooh b4 he turn 2 dis......

lalasticlala:
https://thenationonlineng.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/PIC.23.-DISTRIBUTION-OF-CANOES-TO-FLOOD-PRONE-VILLAGES-IN-SOTOKO.jpg


CARETAKER CHAIRMAN, RABAH LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA, ALHAJI ZAYYANU GANDI, DURING INSPECTION SOME CANOES PURCHASED FOR DISTRIBUTION TO SOME FLOOD-PRONE VILLAGES IN RABAH, SOKOTO STATE ON WEDNESDAY.


http://thenationonlineng.net/photo-canoes-for-flood-prone-areas-in-sokoto/

hmmmmm. I hope dat thing he called canoe is nt unfinished cofin ooh. By d way self na canoe him mate da buy @least speed boat wud av be better. See him belle self like person wey swallow bag's of akpuuu...... Imagin dis guy mess hmmmmmm!

lalasticlala:
http://citypeople.com.ng/i/inside-abeokuta-hill-top-sstate/#utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=inside-abeokuta-hill-top-sstate

my money is ncluded. Aeremo obasanjo pls bring back our money ooh.

emamos:
http://thenationonlineng.net/cleric-seeks-divorce-from-4th-wife/

hmmmm I wonda wat is goin on dis days wit pastor's n wife mater. If I may ask wat message rr they passing 2 member's now?

lalasticlala:
Thanks to @ubifranklintriplemg #birthdaycake


https://instagram.com/p/6kaSncm4EA/?taken-by=aycomedian

congrat man. We d august children Rr born 2 b great.

lolu007:
Have you?

no AC @ all, I wud av love 2 bt no AC...

olokfor:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-hs00pnsCl10/VdRNb6Rl3sI/AAAAAAAGSJw/8OrhUxu-u8Q/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]
Wife of Edo state governor, Iara Oshiomole was yesterday August 18th decorated by members of the Nigerian Girls Guide Association during the group's National Camp Meeting which held in Benin City, the Edo state capital.


http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photo-iara-oshiomole-decorated-by.html

ok oooh.

vani86:
just to type i like her confidence, you quoted the whole thread.


the machete that you will be flogged with, have been soaking in kerosene and pepper since 1992

ok oooh. Continuel 2 soak it oooh.

shut:
Why are ugly cars very expensive these days

bcus d beautiful car's Rr nt yet built.

olillywales:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-j-fQmD8RbqA/VdPKGIGWPGI/AAAAAAAGR78/tZGfR7sjd1o/s1600/a.png[/img]
Comedian and movie producer AY Makun turned a year older today August 19th and bought himself a brand new G-Wagon as birthday present. Happy birthday to him. More photos after the cut...

[img]http://1.bp..com/-mnrvUtB6XlA/VdPKHFbf8BI/AAAAAAAGR8E/rYOlDzxFV-c/s1600/b.png[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-QlrBAlMZcdw/VdPKIDdcOfI/AAAAAAAGR8I/vYGZQ9JdrYs/s1600/c.png[/img]
http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/08/happy-birthday-to-ay-comedian.html

am happy 4 mr AY. So me n him na dsame mnth. My birthday was on 16th wich is last sunday and AY 19. He bought himslf G wagon n I bought myslf honda acord GOD I tank u so much.

olokfor:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-pVj-B58T6gg/VdQE3dp2ewI/AAAAAAACJEw/tU7vpqREjYI/s400/Mosunmola-Oladipo-360x378.jpg[/img]
Meet the 19-year old student of the School of Nursing, Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi Araba, Mosunmola Oladipo, has won the Miss Virginity 2015 beauty pageant.

Oladipo beat 51 other self-confessed virgins at the event held on Saturday in Surulere, Lagos.
According to her, there was a lot of pressure from many people outside, but she was able to preserve her flower based on her conviction.

Oladipo said,

“It’s all about self-determination. It is about knowing what you want to achieve. It is a thing of honour to be a virgin.”

The originator of the competition, Princess Adunni Adediran said the contestants were not tested medically or physically .She said

“I was thinking of our female children who men repeatedly use to satisfy their carnal desires before they are finally dumped. These girls will have undergone several abortions till their wombs are damaged. And when they marry they cannot have children. Some girls even run mad.”“This time around, God forbid that anyone who is not a virgin would come here to contest. I’m not testing them but they don’t know,” she said.

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/08/photo-19-year-old-wins-2015-miss-virgin.html

na wa ooh. Seun pls pple readn dis post ncludn me we Rr nt babies @ all. I don't wana see dis kind of trash post again pls. Virgin my ass

elgizzyuplifted:
Students of mechanical engineering department of unizik putting together a shuttle bus with locally sourced materials.. Photos..cc lalasticlala

I love dis @ least gradually we wil get there.

Stephansmily:
OAP Yaw Naija shared this list last night - songs labelled ‘Not
To Be Broadcast’ (NTBB) by the National Broadcasting
Commission (NBC). Reasons for banning the songs include
‘obscene video, drug trafficking, vulgar lyrics, violence,
among others. What do you think?





www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/check-out-new-list-of-songs-banned-by.html?m=1

vry 4uni. Still hearing most of d song's.

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/city-news-feature/delta-police-kill-robbery-suspects-in-gun-battle/

my pple perish 4 lack of knowledge, y stealing? Wat so eva gud tins u Rr doing on earth be it biz, job or handwork jst hold on 2 GOD, he will definately bless d work of ur hand. There is no gain n stealing and as 4 our pen theive's n govt pls u pple shud change frm ur evil act n stop causing hardship 2 we nigerians. God is watching evribody on earth.

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/news/my-pastor-husband-sleeps-with-church-members-wife/

body nu b fire wood ooh. Merciful GOD wia Rr u?

Aminat508:
Lol


https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/633671055199064068

hmmmmmm. Baba is wa oooh.

Islie:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/city-news/suspected-okada-snatchers-set-ablaze-in-mararaba/106892.html

2 bad, u meant b suprise most dem doin dis jungle justice they Rr thieves 2. I tink d govt shud look n 2 dis jungle justice of a tin bcus is nt hlpn dis country @ all, we Rr more dan dis silly act.