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tosyne2much:
9. They are quick to Rubbish and Bash Nairaland guys

They often say they are only here to catch, therefore, no guy here is worth dating. They see every guy here as a dude who has no ambition, dreams and goals offline


10. They Ask for Monetory Promise Before They Open Their Legs

New generation girls have been programmed in such a way that their brains are wired to belief that sex is a favour, so they use it as a manipulative tool to extort money from guys. You will even hear some of them boastfully saying a guy cannot even seen their bra, not to talk of what they have under their skirts, in as much as he has not spent to their satisfaction


Make I add this bonus

11. They only message you when they need financial assistance

You should have quite a few of them in your BBM or whatsapp list. Even if you update, "I'm at the point of death" as status, they won't even care to ask what prompted you to have posted such a terrible update. But when they post you, you should be sure that they need to renew their BIS or need to recharge their phones


This reminds me of a lady who deleted me from her BBM for failure to send her MTN N50 credit she needed to make an urgent call. Oooboi !!!!, the next thing I saw was, this contact is no longer in your list


May God deliver us from ladies of nowadays


They are so confused that I doubt if God Himself understands them

my broda u jst spoke evritin abt my x-girl success, evritn u wrote here here on dis forum, Dis is exactly how she behave. I regret meetn her , I tot mayb she wil b dat kind of wife materia until I relize dat she is a vampire, how can a girl b askn her guy money [#6500] 4 her body cream alone Well 2 all d guys n d hus, any girl dat ask 2much frm u know dat d girl want u 2 go 2 ur early grave. Pls!!! Run 4 ur life bcus sum of dis girls, they Rr 2 lazy n they don't wana work.

tosyne2much:
9. They are quick to Rubbish and Bash Nairaland guys

They often say they are only here to catch, therefore, no guy here is worth dating. They see every guy here as a dude who has no ambition, dreams and goals offline


10. They Ask for Monetory Promise Before They Open Their Legs

New generation girls have been programmed in such a way that their brains are wired to belief that sex is a favour, so they use it as a manipulative tool to extort money from guys. You will even hear some of them boastfully saying a guy cannot even seen their bra, not to talk of what they have under their skirts, in as much as he has not spent to their satisfaction


Make I add this bonus

11. They only message you when they need financial assistance

You should have quite a few of them in your BBM or whatsapp list. Even if you update, "I'm at the point of death" as status, they won't even care to ask what prompted you to have posted such a terrible update. But when they post you, you should be sure that they need to renew their BIS or need to recharge their phones


This reminds me of a lady who deleted me from her BBM for failure to send her MTN N50 credit she needed to make an urgent call. Oooboi !!!!, the next thing I saw was, this contact is no longer in your list


May God deliver us from ladies of nowadays


They are so confused that I doubt if God Himself understands them

my broda u jst spoke evritin abt my x-girl success, evritn u wrote here here on dis forum, Dis is exactly how she behave. I regret meetn her , I tot mayb she wil b dat kind of wife materia until I relize dat she is a vampire, how can a girl b askn her guy money [#6500] 4 her body cream alone Well 2 all d guys n d hus, any girl dat ask 2much frm u know dat d girl want u 2 go 2 ur early grave. Pls!!! Run 4 ur life bcus sum of dis girls, they Rr 2 lazy n they don't wana work.

olillywales:
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According to reports, about 2,500 Nigerians illegally living in Kousseri, Cameroon, were today July 30th rounded up and escorted back to Nigeria.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/photo-of-nigerians-in-cameroon-deporte

dis remind me of wen cattle's is been taken frm north 2 south. HmmmmM! No diff btw dos 1's am seing ryte here on NL. Aniway welcum back home cow's ....

olillywales:
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The Nigerian American rapper Wale who recently visited the White House to see President Obama. Nice picture with the first lady of USA,Michelle Obama

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/07/photo-nigerian-born-rapper-wale-with.html

ok oooh.

Harbdulrasaq:
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Oliseh Akpofure Neo from Warri, Delta State has emerged the winner of the “MTVBase win a day with Don Jazzy' competition which was concluded on the 16th July.

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Mr Oliseh who opted for the cash equivalent of the trip to Durban South Africa, was given a whooping sum of N500,000 on 29th July 2015 by Don Jazzy.




https://instagram.com/p/5uMCqyNRy4/?taken-by=donjazzy

baba GOD pls favour me AMEN.

vikel2104:
Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them.
You will definitely find your neighbour among the list below.

1. Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are basically noise makers.

2. The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where you make all your investments and your spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3. The Really Mysterious Neighbour There’s is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4. The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5. The Copy Cats – The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and there you go a replica of it would be in theirs too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1am in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again at the wrong door. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time – the alcoholic guy next door.

8.The Party Freak.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9. The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too finicky about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and are waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise nor look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He just a jolly good fellow.

Can you see your neighbor in the list?

neigbor's loading......

delectablegyal:
Source: http://adegboyegailori.com/16-costly-mistakes-married-women-make/

gud 1 there. Hw I wish many married women can read dis. I pray GOD hlp dem ooh ncludn mine 2 b.

darmys:
President Muhammadu Buhari met with the President of Cameroon Paul Biya, Key issue they discussed was the issue of security, Boko Haram as if affects Nigerian and Cameroon. The president also took the time out to meet with Nigerians living in Cameroon.

Details by Special adviser to the president on Media and Publicity


https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/626410873758855168

sai baba!!! Dats is all I can say 4 now.

onlyme12:
A 28-year old notorious kidnapper,Henry Chibueze popularly known as "Vampire" has been apprehended by DSS. Luck had ran out of Vampire when he was trying to kidnap a tribunal Judges lodged at Disney Hotels, along Onitsha - Owerri Road.
Security Operatives, acting an a tip-off swooped on but he managed to escape with bullet wounds which he had gone to treat in the house of his elder brother where he was arrested alongside the brother's wife and her mother. Vampire told the Imo State Governor, when he was paraded before newsmen, that he operates in many parts of Nigeria, Cotonou (Republic of Benin) and Abijan (Ivory coast), where his family lives.

According to him, his wife, who hails from Cameroun believes he is a clothes dealer. He confessed to many high profile kidnapping and most cases, assassination of the victims, if they prove "stubborn". Part of the exhibits found with him include; large sum of Ivorian currency, Some AK 47 rifles and pistols. He was arrested along side Hakeem Bello from Kwara state, Alexander Ohigide his "native doctor" and treasurer were equally arrested.


SOURCE>>>http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=3826

evriday 4 d thief 1 day 4 d owner. God av mercy...

lalasticlala:
That's our flag and President Buhari's official portrait on that pole in Cameroon..


https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/status/626403511912280064

gud 1 there. Baba do n cum back on time ooh.

seangy4konji:
Dear Nlders...

Here are three pics of our house dog...Like the dog and my siblings take good care of it and i when i used to be home but never for once bothered about knowing the breed...My dad told me she did her mentrual things once and never did it again because they never too it around a male dog...

I have my own house now and would want it to start mating so i would like to know the breed and to my fellow peeps who knows about dogs...what type of dog would it be nice for me to mate her with...

Thanks for your contributions.

dog thrend dis evening?

olokfor:
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They say not many men can pull off a pinkshirt.However, Dbanj is not every man! The star who is back in Lagos posed by his Bentley while rocking a pink shirt and matching shoes..

Nice shades! Another below

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https://instagram.com/p/5ugh9YoNg2/?taken-by=iambangalee

D banj dos nt look broke @ all. Aniway 9ice outfit.

kazmanbanjoko:
http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/what-nigerian-banks-pay-their-workers.115180/#post-127032

ok ooh.

stillonstreet:
This Girl Claims She Has The Tiniest Waist And Biggest Booty In lagos (See Photos)



http://stillonstreet.com.ng/this-girl-claims-she-has-the-tiniest-waist-and-biggest-booty-in-lagos-see-photos/ via @StillonstreetNG

hmmmmmmM! Dis 1 na mack disel engin oooh, and na 1 guy go jst day 1 cona day bleed am oooh yu gat 2 warm up dickson b4 u go in

ebosie11:
Nollywood actor and businessman,Jim Iyke is one of the richest actors in Nigeria.

  The actor who recently opened a bottling plant business is set to officially launch his water bottling plant business, Burgeon Global.He took to Instagram to share photos of the corporate headquarters in Abuja with the caption below..

"#Excited. Finally setting up #Burgeon Global corporate headquarters. It's all coming together folks! #ThanksForAllYourSupport #BurgeonForever #GladysBoi#AbujaBizLife."

Congrats to him.
Source:

https://instagram.com/p/5qE2H6FBL1/

congratulation man...

adonbilivit:
as seen some where in Aba. they only allow wise people urinate here. one fool was caught urinating there today and was beaten black and blue. as a wise guy that I am, I urinated there and nothing happened. so nairalanders in Aba, to confirm if you are foolish or wise just come urinate here

hmmmmmmM! Ok ooh.

tbaba1234:
Source: http://naijarchives.com/what-nigerian-soldiers-saw-at-dikwa-photos/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork

Nigerian troops have retaken the city of Dikwa from Boko Haram terrorists and these are the photos from the expedition:

wit all d numba's of boko haram get killed evriday and they refuse 2 surrounda hmmmmmM. #Life wastage#

sixtuschimere:
Veteran Nollywood actress Hilda Dokubo still has her figure intact.

Check out the star as she stuns in new photos


https://instagram.com/p/43wLUbyT4s/

dis woman sabi cry sha. Aniway she is stil beautifu....

onosprince:
http://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Killing-Mahama-will-save-Ghanaians-from-dumsor-Gunman-371517

ok oooh. Na him sabi...

hola106:
Dnt knw y some ladies of dis days behave lik animal banging on a table nt even hotel na wa oo

I said it b4 dat d way @ wish most ladies tink is jst like frog.

hary4luv:
I encountered an act in the office some days back and since then it seems things have taken an awkward turn in my office.

I work in an organization as an assistant consultant, which by implication makes my office very close to my boss who is the senior consultant in our department.

On a fateful Friday after work, I decided to stay behind in order to tide up some office works. After about two hours I started hearing some strange moans/voices coming from the office directly opposite which happens to be my oga's office. I was curious so I decided to take a look to see what's going on, when I got to the door, I didn't hear any voice so I thought maybe it was my imagination. I gently pushed the door expecting it to be locked only for the door to open and lo and behold my boss was banging our newly employed secretary on his office table. our both eyes jammed, I stood frozen for some minutes (I guess) before I heard his voice "Young man what are you looking for in my office?"

Since that event things have been very awkward between me, my boss and the secretary. ( Don't know what to do)

since u head sum noise direct 4rm ur boss office u shud av udastood dat ur boss is warming his di**ck afta working activities most of dis female secretary slf, they can open their leg anyhow 4 boss jst 2 get wat dey want. It's also take d grace of GOD 4 urg married ladies nt 2 do dat.... Bcus most ladies tink like frog.

princeofpeace22:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/unpaid-salaries-imo-workers-begin-indefinite-strike-today/

most of dis nigeria politicians slf, d way @ wish dey behave animal's n d bush can't behave such way. Rochas know's dat he is owing imo state worka's salary and he stil av 2 boldness 2 travel 2 us wit buhari and d he came wit billboard sign post hand shaking wit president obama. Rochas brain reali has fault.

lalasticlala:
As shared on Twitter...


https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/625954482988433408

na wa. Wicked art. God av mercy on us.

dainformant:
"Always proud to kill a militant"...A gallant soldier who is currently in the northern part of the country -posed for a snapshot alongside the corpse of a Boko Haram insurgents in a recent victory recorded by the Nigerian troops in Borno....Guess the insurgents are beginning to feel the heat of the havoc they've been been wrecking since...

The Nigerian troops have been on top of their game in recent times -recording massive victory against the deadly sect in Dikwa, a remote village in Borno state.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/07/graphic-pix-gallant-nigerian-soldier.html

good job but he shudt av pose wit d dead body.

ThisisBuhari:
See how Ethiopians welcomed OBAMA, Eh! Eh!, That “red carpet” (PHOTO)

http://www.kenyan-post.com/2015/07/see-how-ethiopians-welcomed-obama-eh-eh.html?m=1

cc: lalasticlala

and he refuse 2 visit nigeria bcus of high rate of corruption. Ok ooh. Oya continuel now n mama p voice.

liberty300:
Warning: graphic photo:


A 16-year-old boy, Tajudeen Azeez, has been arrested by the Lagos state police command for allegedly killing a four-year-old boy in Ijaniki area of the state.Azeez reportedly removed the deceased’s intestine and kidney after killing him.He was said to have lured the deceased to the back of an Anglican primary school, in the morning and committed the murder there, Daily Trust reports.

Giving his statement at the homicide section of the State Criminal Investigations Department (SCID), Yaba, where he is being detained, the suspect said one Osho promised to give him N50,000 if he could provide him with fresh human parts.

“At first, I did not want to succumb to the temptation but it kept coming. When I woke up this morning (Monday), I saw Ibrahim at the back of the house. I told him to escort me to a primary school not too far from the house. The name of the school is Anglican Primary School, Ijanikin.



“He followed me to the place and on arrival there, I stabbed him with a knife from behind. He fell down and I strangled him with a rope. I then cut his stomach open with the knife. I am sorry for what I did,” he said.

According to the acting police public relations officer for the Lagos Command, Patricia Amadin, the body of the deceased had been deposited at a government mortuary.

She said the suspect was arrested following intelligence information.

“Based on the strength of the information, the DPO and his men raced to the place. On arrival, they found the lifeless body of a four-year-old boy while the suspect was soaked in the deceased’s blood.

“From close observation, it was discovered that some vital organs such as the kidney and intestine had been removed from the deceased. All the organs were kept in a black nylon bag. The suspect was promptly arrested and taken to the station,” Amadin said.

She added that the police was making effort to arrest Osho, who is on the run.



http://www.afikpochicupdates.com/5016

JESUS christ!! @ dis age? Dis boy shud b sentence 2 death by hanging . R.I.p to d decease.

Denn:
Currently undergoing restoration.

Will update soon

dis 1 reali make sense. Keep it up man

AutosBay:
All you need to know about 'The Beast'

That is the US president's official car

Photo Credit: PTI Graphics

it's well ooh.

Denn:
In our country, people seem not to appreciate vehicles older than a decade.

The rave is for newer cars.

People who own old cars are automatically rated as 'struggling' on the economic ladder.

Is it possible to create a desire amongst our present generation for these vehicles? A desire to maintain them and keep them in top notch condition for the coming generation?

We all have nostalgic feelings when we remember how some vehicles dominated our roads in the 70s and 80s.

I remember my school's principal. He owned a Datsun 120Y. My Dad owned a Datsun Stanza, a couple of Peugeots, our neighbours owned a beetle 1500 and a Bluebird etc.

These vehicles are no longer common in Nigeria.

You however travel and still see some of these cars in top shape.

Can we start the revival?

who wil show us his or her tortise car?

LRNZH:
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http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/26/troops-kill-boko-haram-fighters-on-dikwa-maiduguri-road-photos/

ok.

MojiDelano:
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]

u need a strong deliverance.

ProphetUdeme:
Thats why i like my church Apostolic Faith. They dont request for offering or tithes or seeds sowing. As i de commot go church so. 5 naira no de my pocket. Come and join us and hear about salvation Sanctification and the kingdom of heaven and be blessed

hmmmmmmM! And u Rr happy? U tink ur pastor is doin u guys gud? My dear tell ur pastor 2 preach abt giving. Wen u gve, u discova dat u wil nava lack. Am always happy wen am gving 2 GOD bcus am using it 2 hlp myslf.