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proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

both of yu need serious deliverance I swear.

Freemanan:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/sex-workers-hold-candlelight-procession-for-slain-colleagues-in-abeokuta/

hmmmmmmmm am short of words ooh.

Ikaosunwon:
Boys were not smiling this morning after this snake killed a lamb in my area at Iba town, (along Isheri - Lasu road) Lagos. They ran after it and finally caught it with different types of sticks, machetes & the rest. At the end of the day, it ended in different pots.

delicious meal there. Bt I don't eat snake @ all.

ceometromedia:
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The photos attached are not abandoned buildings but the current but pitiable state of Government Secondary School,Odu-Ogboyaga. The only Secondary School in my Governor's village. The truth is that,the school is just about 500metres away from Mr Wada's private residence. (The only habitable building in the collection is Mr Wada's private residence.)

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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photos-of-only-secondary-school-in.html

am nt suprise @ all. Wat do u xpct frm PDP govermnt Ntn 2 deliva. 1 time forma govnu of edo state, lucky igbenedion dis was d type of legacy he left behind wen he was d govnu of dat state. Nt until OSHO baba came on board and build modern sch's n gud road's. Oya ova 2 yu all PDP wailer's...

chayomastic:
hmmmmm.....a close friend dated a guy who is not too financially stable...she accepted him cuz she loved him. she even borrows him money...only for the guy to be spending her money on another girl, later dumping her.
so dnt blame a lady that decides not to date struggling men cuz most guys dnt realize wen they have diamonds.

well if dat is 2ru, d guy is wicked n hrtless. 4 me I can't do dat 2 any girl who 2ruly luv's me bcus 4 her 2 gve me money show's dat she want d best of me. Gud girls Rr difficut 2 get nawadays

emmalezy:
https://expressng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Pastor-Adeboye.jpg

The Redeemed Christian Church of God announced the retirement of 20 Senior Pastors who have attained the age of 70.

The announcement was made at the conclusion of this year’s ministers’ conference (it yearly preceedes the convention) with the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor E. A Adeboye.

Six of the pastors received awards of Excellence while the remaining 14 got the award of “Fruitful”. Moreover, they all received the G.O’s handshake, plaques and undisclosed sums of money. The church thanked the retirees and prayed for them.
Also, the church gave awards to some of its pastors who have put in 20 years and above. They are in the categories of 20, 25 and 30 years.

To prevent the health crises recorded during the marathon fast declared by the church last year, Adeboye advised members to always break with pap or other soft items, rather than solid food which takes longer time to digest.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/08/adeboye-retires-20-senior-pastors.html

GOD work continuel..................

GOATandYAMtheory:
The General Overseer of Mountain Of Liberation And Miracle Ministries (The Liberation City), Pastor Chris Okafor, fondly called ‘oracle of God’, has challenged Nigerians to pray against the plan of the Devil on the country, saying prayer was the only thing that could avert the impending doom. Prayer, according to him was necessary following a revelation he received from God.

The popular Lagos-based pastor gave this warning during an interdenominational service held at the headquarters of his church.

DAILY POST recalls that earlier this year, the servant of God predicted that a popular traditional ruler would join his ancestors.

He said, “God revealed to me that if prayers are not offered, the air disaster may occur and would claim many lives.”

According to him,in the vision, he saw an aircraft full of human blood and to this effect, he has called on all Nigerians to be vigilant and pray against an approaching air disaster that might shake the country. He went further to appeal to the management of the Nigeria Aviation sector to diligently carry out their duties.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/08/03/i-saw-an-aircraft-filled-with-blood-pastor-chris-okafor/

it's well ooh. God pls protect ur children.

chayomastic:
is it wrong to want more for urself. why ask a lady to consider a conductor.....later when the lawyer lady and conductor guy start dating ull say love is blind.. ..or ul say d woman is d breadwinner nd rides d man...its difficult nt to ride a man wen ur giving him pocket money.
the conductor can marry a pepper seller.....marriage has class
ladies dnt necessary look for made men....we just look for some1 in d same level as us....it wnt hurt if hes level is higher but dedinitely not lower.

quite udastndn, but hw many ladies or let me say girl's Rr ready 2 plan life wit a urg guy who jst cumn up? Jst few of dem let me 3% @ of 100. Bt girls dis days see's evry guy dat aproach dem as an oportunity 4 dem 2 careter all their need's. U kw wat am 2okn abt. My x is an example.

harbdulrasaq88:
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During his one day visit to the Republic of Benin on Saturday August 1st, President Buhari was honored with a traditional title 'Manahouwhe’ Gbede' meaning, “I will never forget you”.

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http://www..net/2015/08/photos-president-buhari-honored-with.html


cc lalasticlala

ok ooh.

peeparty:
And finally you agreed to have a date with her.

what will you do if she does this or what would be you impression of such ladies.

d babe day hungri now, she need 2 eat vry well ooh.

ceometromedia:
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Can someone say amen?
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photo-nigerian-soldier-praying-in-borno.html

amen 2 ur praya. God protect u as u fight 4 yur country.

toopsy22:
art or ACT... they could be.in chad, cameroon ...
if only there is something that can trace their location via the video..

ok oooh.

bashit:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/187713-nigerian-military-arrests-boko-haram-commander-rescues-178-people.html

May God help us to overcome these terrorist once and for all

tank GOD they wia rescure successfully. As 4 dos foolish boko aram their days Rr numbered on dis planet earth. Kudos 2 our army.

GINJALAND:
New video from ISWAP (Boko Haram) shows part of their MBT, APC and Artillery arsenal, also shows the decapitation of a Nigerian Police Officer, 3rd decapitation shown so far, as well as a call to to all believers of Islam to join up with them and fight the Nigerian State.

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http://ginjaland.com/article/boko-haram-releases-new-video-shows-off-weapons-beheading

only n nigeria u see dis rubish art. God must kill all of dem.

360metrosports:
http://thenationonlineng.net/boko-haram-kill-13-villagers-in-borno/

it's well.

omoreporter:
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This happened in Unubi, Anambra state today, Sunday, August 2nd.

According to eye witness;
The guy name is Mmadubuike Ugochukwu,opposite boys sec.school, he is twins,he is riding okada, from umu umenobiz. He is a choir master and was probably returning from Church when he ran in security van at a sharp bending corner. Too bad!
This is really a bad news.

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Source: http://www.weeklypostng.com/2015/08/graphic-photos-from-fatal-accident-that.html
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God av mercy on us all. Hw wish he has helmelt, well may his gentle soul R.I.P amen.

AlexReports:
Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria Twins Osaso & Osato Dazzle At Gold Pool Party





http://www.alexreports.info/2015/08/mbmn-twins-most-beautiful-model-in.html?m=0

ok oooh. Dem try, and dem get luck say they yellow 4 skin e 4 worst 1 kind ooh.

chimere66:
President Muhammadu Buhari alongside his entourage arrived Nigeria this evening from his one day state visit to Benin Republic.

  He was received by VP  Prof Osinbajo and other government officials.

IMAGE CREDIT: Sesco Photography

Source: http://kcblow..com/2015/08/president-buhari-arrives-nigeria-from.html?m=1

4 jst 2 months plus baba don travel almost round d world wil I call it around d world n 80 days now ? Abeg baba ride ON evri oda presido now counterfite....

lalasticlala:
In a series of tweets, a man alleges police brutality of these people pictured here at Sango police station, ibadan. But the man didn't give a vivid account of what happened that led to the alleged brutality...

Read tweet and see photos....


https://mobile.twitter.com/muyiwamoh/status/627185320497426434

is high time we nvite foreign policemen 2 educate d nigeria police on hw 2 perform duties @ d ryte way.

Ibiyomee:
You wake up to the smell of nice aroma from your kitchen, thinking your wife is preparing breakfast. On getting to your kitchen you met your wife sister cooking like this.
Guys, what will you do?
SPEAK THE TRUTH!

it's well.

metroparrot:
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American super star,Akon is in Lagos and during the day he paid a courtesy visit to Asiwaju Bola Tinubu

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/07/photos-akon-meets-tinubu.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

I wonder hw dis conversation btw AKON n TINEUBU will look like . Sumtin tell's me dat AKON is lookn 4 a plot of land 2 strt up an nvestmnt, well he shud cum I wil gve him sum big plot of land.

Spam2:
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lolz,let's wait and see who is the sponsor of this
one,since no one was the sponsor of the other one.

http://yesreport..com/2015/07/another-rochasobama-billboard-appears.html
lalasticlala

Rochas don't worry I know wat 2 do 2 u, I wil nform OBAMA dat u Rr owning state worka's salary.

contactmorak:
http://www.splendormag.com/2015/07/akon-meets-tony-elumeluphotos.html?m=1

dats gud of him, I know all d oshow free okpo babe's lookn 4 a way 2 av access 2 him

SenJoe:
Back then in school I use to have a mixed feelings about exam, part of me likes it and the other part hates. Success to my siblings.

eya we all missed him...

metronaija:
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President Buhari flanked by Vice President Osinbajo and Gen. Danjuma at Council Chambers alongside CDS, NSA and committee members .


http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/photo-president-buhariosinbajo-visited.html

we must surely get there jst slow n steady.

Toks2008:
Desperate for a husband


For many years i never knew how ladies in their very late 20s,early 30s and late 30s feel when it comes to the issue of settling down with a man until recently when i had the cause to really get close to many of them.

Yes many of them will always insist that marriage is the least of their worries but deep inside,most of them are hoping desperately to have a man to settle down with and my acquaintanceship with some of them made me decide to write this short piece hoping that when they see and read it,they will come to understand that their desperation is self inflicted and until they learn to put themselves at a vantage point,they will only hope and wish for a long time that a man comes their way.

I have witnessed many deliverance session for ladies all in the name of looking for a husband but after a close look i come to realize that they are their own problems and this is as a result of the society that have brainwashed them and rather than dealing with the problems,they end up running from from one prophet to another and from one deliverance service to another and some have become a shadow of themselves as they turn to emergency sister dressing like masquerades,going without earrings,make up and even on low cut all in the name of looking for a man.

Please when next you see such ladies,help me inform them that deliverance won't solve their problems and even when we know that there are spiritual hindrance to getting a spouse,most times what we need is a re orientation of our minds,ways of life and culture.

1.Many ladies will not say yes to a man if you are not ready to do traditional wedding,legal wedding,white wedding,blue wedding... Please tell me how easy you expect to find a man in this harsh economy.

2.As an Igbo lady,you are naturally at risk unless you drive it into your man's ear that in your own family they don't ask a man for crazy bride price otherwise you will only see men come into your life without discussing marriage and you will think its a curse from the village but its only as a result of the funny belief that Igbo ladies are expensive to marry.

3.How many ladies can start a life with a struggling man? I guess part of the prayer point during deliverance is that GOD should bring a ready made man to propose to you.Mumu

4.Funny doctrinal belief is another hindrance and many ladies who run to conservative churches in the bid to have a man end up in more bondage.I had a lady friend in her 30s who i admire so much but she goes to one of this conservative churches and there was a time i was so sick and i was expecting her to visit but she never did and when i told her i was angry,she was so quick to say she can not visit me at home and i was like FOR REAL? Even a sick guy? i even told her that she would have at least come in company of a friend and i lost interest in the friendship instantly and i wonder how she will get a good man with that mindset.

5.Rough past is another hindrance and many ladies just believe that if a man loves them the past does not matter.

6.Lack of wife qualities is another issue and i wonder how a lady who does not have the required quality to be a mrs to a man will be desperate fore a man because even if any man comes,he will eventually leave you until you work on yourself.

The bottom line is that many ladies we see in churches today who tend to be looking for a husband are their own problems. So stop been desperate and work on your mindset and you will be surprised that in no time,a good man will walk into your life and marry you.

2 cut my story shot. Most nigerai ladies has fish brain. They jst av dis mindset let already made guy cum my way *empty brain pity 4 dem* and they Rr so lazy dats y.

prinwa:
Hi
I am a lady in my late 20, I have been married for 5years now. My husband come back once in a year, I am getting tired of the loneliness and lack of sex, though I have never cheated on him. I just feel I made a huge mistake. I have 2 kids for him, and I try to keep myself busy in order to avoid temptation. My husband. Doesn't have another wife apart from me, recently I asked him about our papers and he said he doesn't want us to come and live there permanently , but we can visit and go. I want to be together with my husband. I am really getting tired of the whole situation. My children are growing up with out him and it is making me unhappy. I need your advice please.

hmmmmmm! Nigeria ladies don cum again wit lies . 5yrs marriage, dat means yu got married 2 him @ d age of 15yrs hmmmm! I doubt. Well if na 2ru u da 2ok sha my advice is tell him 2 snd u plastic dic..kson wit his name on it. Den afta ur kid's sleepn @ 9t u can strt doin sum practice wit d dic...kson. U know wat I mean now? By nsertn it n 2 ur road 2 U.k

wristbangle:
Amen brother and you too.

yes ooh. Sleep well my guy.

wristbangle:
Halleluyah say u never introduce her. E for worse oo! Some naija babes no dey shame. I swear!

@ all. She cum dey tell me abt her papa life. Well na she sabi ooh I don leave her since. God go gve better woman soon.

realoke:
source> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/07/this-policemen-are-not-only-disgrace.html

e b like say na shanti bobo music dem they dance ooh. Anyway dos police brain box need hydrolic.

wristbangle:
Bros, na to guy N200 meatpie and N150 coke. Chop their yansh and dump their sorry ass.

yes ooh my man. My greatest joy b say I nu ntroduce her 2 my family @ all. 2 show hw me serious reach. Na she I say I must marry tank GOD she ntroduce her ugly atitude shap shap. Make she go 5nd already made guy.

wristbangle:
LMAO @ she is a vampire. Her money lust na grade A oo.

and na dem form pass ooh. Weras shi-shi nu gum dem. And d most anoyn part they think evri guy dat cum's their way, is d guy resopnsibility 2 take of all even up 2 their chew gum mtcheeeeewwwwwwwww