₦airaland Forum

midolian:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/186910-emir-sanusi-in-tears.html

y he day cry him cattle day miss?

Maxtermind:
THIS IS 'COMING TO AMERICA' STYLE ..... THE DON OF UBIMA DRESSES TO KILL AS HE ACCOMPANIES President Buhari to USA

ONE WORD FOR HIM

if na GEJ he 4 don put mama P 4 front and he go make sure say he go wit like 150 cabinet wasting our money anihw. Amaechi na man u be jare. U fear no man on earth xcpt our creator of d whole universe. Hater's Rr stil cumn.

SleekyP:

Source:http://thewillnigeria.com/news/breaking-ex-president-jonathans-cso-obua-arrested/

d arest nu get head now....

JealousPrince:
Funny photo of how the witches follow you from the village

God pass dem abeg.

olola4:
It started around February,this woman happens to be a colleague at work but is 3year old marriage broke(with 2 kids)and her husband who I know as a very aggressive man (on the day he came to visit his wife at the office, I think he came to give her something he almost slap the security officer who was asking him what he came to do) sent the wife out of the house.After the husband have sent the wife away the only option the wife(my colleague at work) have is to move to the residence of her elder sister who happened to be my own neighbour in the same flat.

At first the only thing I do is to drop her children at school and carry her along to the office, later since am still single and am the only one leaving in my flat except sometimes when my fiancee or my younger brother come spend some days/weeks in my place, she started coming to my flat to watch film,she said her sister didnt subscribe and she is missing her favourite T.V. programs and opera, later she started watching film over night and now she is now leaving in my flat with the excuse that her sister's husband send her packing.

The problem now is that my fiancee cant come over to my place, i have to always lie to her that am not at home, and the woman herself is seducing me by wearing tight inside the house, also am the one to buy everything including foodstuffs and provisions even toothpaste.

The day I sat her down and told her that am not comfortable with her staying with me she was crying and when her one year old daughter saw her crying she also started crying and also she brings visitors which I hate,this will make me be like a stranger in my house.

pls fellow nairalander i need your advice.

who wil join me and let art dis movie now. See money

emmyrichie:
Despite the fact that he's handicapped and can only move with the aid of crutches, he won't let his situation deter him from hustling real hard to earn a living.

He assist taxi drivers at Nyanya motor park to load their cabs and in turn they give him N20-N50 as the case maybe.

Good thing is that he did not resort to begging.

Cc:

lalasticlala

GOD is watchin him frm heaven and he wil definately bless him a lot.

Franchise21:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/breaking-news-tragedy-averted-as-2-firstnation-aircraft-collide-at-lagos-airport/

I guess dos guys Rr drunk y directn flight.

lalasticlala:
This accident happened this evening....

https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/622095361621032960

dis is wat we call how mrket.

































Hw much 4 new keke?

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/photos-women-also-pray/

I love dat 1st girl nu b small. Her beauty is cool.

lalasticlala:
These are pictures from Osun today as they celebrate Eid-el Fitr...

See crowd..

https://mobile.twitter.com/OranmiyanOrg/status/622094728486604800

hope he has paid worker's salarie's ooh?

valkaywalex:
http://www.punchng.com/news/efcc-begins-probe-of-uduaghan-administration/

udu stole all d money frm delta state ncludn our bursary money. Dat man shud b probe. EFCC slf, they Rr nt even reliable animore mtcheeeewwwww.

Engrpj:
she has been on my neck. for long thinking she will give up...but she won't....
what do I do pls??

women has always be d problm of dis country. Imagin a married woman wana av sex wit her ex guy again, Hmmmmmm! Women go plennty 4 hell fire sha, devil go 2 welkum dem.

Christmasdon:
This is really gorgeous, one word for this car.

d girl must b d carein type 4 such gift.

Built2last:
No be small thing.

The shame shud go to the guy.

Why will your wife enter marriage suffering?

Na by force to Marry?

I can't believe dis happen on a weddn day. #frameup-package#

nidera:
u sure? its vice versa jor

ok

ahamonyeka:
Caption this photo of a muslim brother.

lols. E wor chop soon.

talk2smat:
President Muhammadu Buhari has appointed Tolu Ogunlesi, a journalist, as his Special Assistant on New Media. Officials at the presidency told PREMIUM TIMES Mr. Ogunlesi has undergone security screening and his appointment is to be announced in the coming days. Mr. Ogunlesi is one of Nigeria’s most active Twitter users, and was clearly in favour of Mr. Buhari’s election in the 2015 general elections.

He will be the Buhari administration’s social media anchor, a role played by Reno Omokiri for former President Goodluck Jonathan. Mr. Ogunlesi describes himself as a poet, photographer, and fiction writer. Before his appointment, he was a freelance writer, contributing articles to various publications, mostly abroad. He also syndicated opinion articles in many Nigerian newspapers, including PREMIUM TIMES.

Mr. Ogunlesi, who trained as a pharmacist, worked as Features Editor for the defunct 234NEXT newspapers. In 2009 he was awarded the Arts and Culture prize in the annual CNN Multichoice African Journalism Awards. He won the CNN award again in 2013 in another category. He was also shortlisted for the inaugural PEN/Studzinski literary prize.

Mr. Ogulesi tweets via @toluogunlesi and has 143,000 followers.

Credit:http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/186789-buhari-to-name-journalist-tolu-ogunlesi-sa-new-media.html

dat 9ice.

INTROVERT:
http://www..net/2015/07/photos-soldier-strips-female-workers.html

dis soldier is vry vry wicked, such a silly art 2 urg girls. Bt there Rr oda way 2 pusnish dem nt by unclad method. Dis man must av a devilish motive 2 av don dat 2 dem. Hmmmmm! Afrikan's wit dumb skull since days of colonian masta's.

elego1:
http://www.naij.com/487247-7-reasons-nigerian-youths-are-highly-desperate-for-wcjs.html

not all yurth dat graduated 4rm sch Rr lazy. Like me, am a graduate but I av self collar biz job am n 2

MixedMan:
Cameroon has banned burqas (women face veil) in the northern part of the country after two women, dressed in the religious garments, blew themselves up last week in a suspected Boko Haram attack, a local governor said on Wednesday.

The twin attacks in Cameroon’s northern town of Fotokol killed at least 13 people, the government said.

Governor of the Far North, Midjiyawa Bakari, said, “I took this measure because of the security situation prevailing in the region.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/cameroon-bans-women-face-veil-over-bombings/

it shud also b ban here n nigeria.

lalasticlala:
http://leadership.ng/news/447510/applicant-steals-n50000-from-school-proprietors-safe-during-interview-2

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Daniyemi:
Seen at a burial ceremony recently.

Innovative or not?

it's well ooh.

nidera:
I did,I used biblical term where its been generalized thus woman (man)
fault finder thanks

lolz. U shudt av use biblican terms @ all. Bcus women Rr 95% of men problem n dis world we Rr.

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/news/mother-stabs-seven-year-old-for-defiling-sister-neigbours-daughter/

nigeria wit diff kind of news evriday. Well I blame d mother 4 nt educatin dem on sex education. 1 sister don touch me wen I was 13yrs old and den she was 25 to 26yrs. Jst imagin d age diff.

abagoro:
http://www.weeklypostng.com/2015/07/photosgovernor-obiano-visits-site-of.html?m=1

change has cum already.

olillywales:
https://i2.wp.com/2.bp..com/--k_Ndv1334g/VaddKkUlTfI/AAAAAAACDTQ/OFICJo7i1YY/s1600/CKBH4U9WUAA1AdK.jpg?w=702

The father of the multiple twins who ran away from home for three months, leaving his wife and six children has returned.

Emeka Uche, after days of persuasion by his wife Ruth returned home yesterday, July 15, 2015.

The Uches used to stay in Agege on the outskirts of Lagos. Mrs. Uche, a teacher, had two sets of twins. Another set came in February.

Just as this reporter was about to leave her apartment, she came face to face with a light complexioned man wearing an Arsenal jersey, a pair of jeans and slippers, holding two polythene bags.

He looked confused, uttered no word, save for the exchange of pleasantries and made to move away when Hope, the Uches’ former neighbour, saw him.

“Papa ejima (father of twins), where are you coming from? So you are still alive? Please come inside and sit down,” she exclaimed.

Upon hearing ‘Papa ejima’, Mrs Uche rushed to the door. She didn’t run into his arms to hug or kiss him, but stood and watched him for some minutes after offering him one of the plastic seats in the living room.

But he did not sit down, rather, he went straight for his newborn babies. He was seeing the three months olds for the first time.

Uche held both on each arm, smiling and then collapsed into the blue chair, admiring them.



http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/photo-man-who-abandoned-wife-for-having.html

cc: lalasticlala,ishilove

congrat man don't run away frm ur trumphy again ooh. Go ye 2 d world n multiply.

dakerabbi:
Silence is truly golden.

lolz. Sum girls can b so 4uni, rememba nt all dat glitar's Rr gold ooh.

Mchayy:
Davido has copped a customized ‘OBO’ artwork in his Lekki mansion.

Davido shared the photo of his new artwork that looks exactly the same as his customized pendant.

The artwork was done by Osagie Osarenkhoe better known as Osa 7. Davido wrote on Instagram “BRO JUST HOOKED THE CRIB UP @osa7_ BLESS G !!”


https://instagram.com/p/5H0y8KKUIt/

1 day nairaland wil show us sum celebrity shit.... "Excriter"

PhockPhockMan:
Imagine the President of Nigeria, Africa's most populated country, Africa's biggest economy now needs English interpreter to interpret his spoken English language.

so...... Wen wil PDP stop hating

ConfessionsNgr:
Posted anonymously on

http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/140/i-cant-believe-my-husband-is-asking-me-for-this

lolz dis is vry 4uni. We afrikan's we pretend a lot and take christainity 2 far. Madam learn 2 love ur husband vry well ooh, b4 satan ntroduce him 2 a sexy lady outside. U kw wat dat means if he dos dat.































He meant begin 2 dump ur ASS wen it cum's 2 sex thing. I mean fcvkin tins.

Oladat:
Yes you are right,but even d bible says he dat kill by d sword shall die by d sword.

yea. It's well