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funshint:
Stupid love!

Painment

How una take dey see this kind Love??

Theicecode:
This marriage will be bigger than anything you have ever seen or heard of, if they don't spend billions on it then I am not theicecode

This marriage can not be bigger than Obi Cubana mother's burial

Who ask you?


If you know what NIGERIANS took you for you won't be talking anyhow

Confirmedzombie:
The FG should urgently lockdown the country for 12 weeks at the first instance.

Nigerians should be given 2 days to stock their homes.

The military should takeover the streets,

All industries, offices, markets airports, schools should be shutdown.

Nigerians are already used to the lockdown and will be able to bear it.

We will embark on a massive protest should the FG fail to declare a Total lockdown immediately.

May God Heal our land

You have no sense that's one
You are wicked that's two


Don't be deceived ncdc decided to hike their daily figure because the case is worsening in few other countries.

How many NIGERIANS on daily go out there to run COVID-19 test? ask urself this question!

Is she going to live the rest of her life Undergoing cosmetic surgery?

Beebah2000:
That is what you guys ask for in a relationship na.
Men, fear men.

You know sex is what they really asked for, so why asking again "Do You Want To Have Sex?"

lagdmark:
Buhari and Tinubu the 2 blind men from Nigeria on sick bed in UK. They couldn't build hospitals in their their great mega sophisticated country Nigeria.

And I can bet my 2 balls some idiots will still vote that old dullard as next president

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This is better ....better than those sacrifice you do update us with

After eating this .......I will make sure I follow it up with hot sex that morning with her

let the walls of her vagina contract to hold my dick firmly as i continously thrust in and out while she secrets all types of vagina fluid.....sticky, foaming, watery and slippery liquid....
Let her reach that sweetest part called orgasm... as blood engorge her nipples and clitoris...the walls of her vagina begins to contracts and relax as her body vibrates in escatsy

I want to register in ur class

slivertongue:
how much did he pay?

You didn't read the article that's why

How many NIGERIANS actually going out there daily to carry out COVID-19 test for ncdc to get this massive results on a daily

And someone moved this to FP

Beautiful man

myforty68:
is it until someone you know dies before you believe.donT BE a COVIDIOT

You slowpoke! Read my comment!

COVID-19 is real the report isn't!

We all know this report is not real buh let's pretend we don't know

We all know this report is not real buh let's pretend we don't know

Jones4190:
What Jonathan can't do for his people buhari is doing it.

God bless professor of language

What Was Buhari's contribution in this project

thorpido:
Can't imagine Messi wearing a jersey that is not no 10.

Messi didn't start with Number 10 remember
He picked up the number 10 @ Barcelona when Dino Left!

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Danny, you only need to take her with you for a scan but any reading of 3 months below proves you impregnated her.
For one thing, if her claim of not having sex for six years before yours is true, which is not impossible, she must've become highly fertile for it to happen first time. The ovulation period in relation to when you had sex is another factor.
Moreover, the funny thing about pregnancy is it is said that if you have sex with a woman today and the she misses her period in the next few days, she is already a month pregnant. Going by this fact, I would say congratulations to you as a potential father.
I would wait to read from the guru's opinion on this though.

You're very Right

ObaKlaz:
You have a rare genetic condition. Your sperm causes 'back-dated/pre-dated and post-dated pregnancies'.

You are sick asswear

This man is very correct, if the big men were the target the issues would have been solved or taken seriously by government!

Unfortunately the politicians have securities all around themselves that's why they hardly get kidnapped, leaving the poor and the common people vulnerable to insecurities!

One of the tiny fraction of Nigerians who do not lie about their age.

Confirmedzombie:
The cases has over increased this week hence I call on the FG to as a matter of urgency declare a Total lockdown for 12 weeks.

We can't fold our hands and allow this deadline virus to keep spreading.

I hereby call on Nigerians to immediately begin to stock there homes now.

We will embark on a bational protest should the FG fail to declare a Total lockdown effect from monday 9th August.

Enough is Enough

What are you smoking this morning?

Kizyte:
More than 19,000 cases of Covid-19 everyday in Indonesia, and many reported deaths.

That's the reason NIGERIA cooked up their own report daily to feel among and attract sympathy and financial support.

I would suggest Let's give this position to men who are full of life not all these ancestors and lifeless fellows but the blinds and dullards voters won't reason this way!

FutureIsFemale:
lalasticlala this comment has broken rule 3

That's how truth sound, like it breaking rules

Messi is a big g foool,
Sometimes u gat to know when to move on especially when the ovation is high!

I don't know why this guy is afraid of plying his trade away from Barcelona
Or is Barcelona owns his kidney or they buried his placenta there

Empty threats


Funny guys

The size of her mouth would be equivalent to the size of her puxxy

What of the guy that his mouth wide and comfortably accommodate a Can drink

Well that's fine if it's only advances he's accused of...

If he had had sex with her i would insist on a more serious and severe punishment.

Foolish man with stuupid insatiable sexual desires

Both Our past and current leaders don use this road chop money year in year out