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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 3:28pm On Feb 22, 2010
I dont mind having the Green White Green Bow Tie. Please text it to me as soon as possible.
PoliticsRe: Just Got This On Bb: Almost Drove Me To Tears by hatch: 3:12pm On Feb 22, 2010
My condolences go to you and your friends family. cry
[s]I thought that it was Fashola that was to be blamed for it only to see that the blame indeed goes to FG and PDP[/s]. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: The Curious Case Of "becomrich" : Is He A Human, Program Or A Trojan Virus ? by hatch(op): 3:07pm On Feb 22, 2010
onye_ngbu:
You people should leave Adesegun alone.

If you dont like maps dont click on his post. Isnt it that simple?

I have seen Adesegun on facebook but I cant authenticate Osisi's picture. There arent enough detail
Is there also a variant of the Becomrich syndrome on facebook ? shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 2:56pm On Feb 22, 2010
@ atilla

Do you have an extra bow tie ? Probably a Yellow or Pink colored bow tie ?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 2:51pm On Feb 22, 2010
@ delagasky

Please just make sure you don't wear those pair of shoes that Grand Pa willed to you back in 1979. tongue
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal From My Best Friend! by hatch: 2:49pm On Feb 22, 2010
@ OP
Girlfriend, first of all age is nobody's friend and so i may say that you should know that time waits for no one.
On the issue at hand, let me advice you to go and watch this movie "MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING"

Once you have watched the movie, come back and tell me what you think.

Common sense will tell you to go for your best friend, there is nothing better than marrying a best friend, trust me i am talking from experience. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 2:39pm On Feb 22, 2010
Guys please George W Bush and Tony Blair will be paying Kpolli a courtesy visit at this Beer Parlour
later in the day. Please i want you all to be at your best behaviour and will dressed.

We can not give these to past head of states a bad impression of Beer Parlours in Nigeria. Bearing in mind
that Muttalab has succeeded in already giving a bad impression about us in Air Planes.  huh

There will be an unusual increase in security personel that will be drafted to strategic positions around the beer parlour
do not be alarmed they are CIA, MOSSAD, FBI, KGB , HAMAS, HIZBOLA operates protecting our guest.
PoliticsRe: If Yar Adua Is Sick , Where Is Turai , Why Have We Not Seen Her In Public by hatch: 11:57am On Feb 22, 2010
go4gold107:
@becomrich

Can u scan this area for Turai with your Geo-Satellite.

You will definitely find her here. Just zoom to 20m from sea level
grin grin grin Abeg its a monday morning,dont get me into trouble with laughter oh !
PoliticsRe: The Curious Case Of "becomrich" : Is He A Human, Program Or A Trojan Virus ? by hatch(op): 10:10am On Feb 22, 2010
Another conspiracy theory just reaching us claims that Becomrich is a former NASA scientist from republic of Benin but was later poached by Google earth to help in the developing the google earth web application. I don't know how true this is though. huh
PoliticsThe Curious Case Of "becomrich" : Is He A Human, Program Or A Trojan Virus ? by hatch(op): 7:45pm On Feb 21, 2010
Can some please enlighten me more on the personality called becomrich ? I have marveled with his "rare disorder" grin and addiction for google maps and the rational behind some of his threads.

I sometimes wonder if at all he is actually human, a program ( developed to entertain us) or if he is actually a Trojan virus (designed to raid our hard drives with his weird maps) ? huh

Another school of thought or conspiracy theory even suggests that he may even be Seun's alter ego shocked
Please lets unravel this mystery,anyone with useful information that can help us make this community safer from the likes of becomrich should please come forward.
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin Is Number 1 In Nigeria. by hatch: 7:31pm On Feb 21, 2010
shocked Is Becomrich a human, andriod, program or trojan ? huh
Music/RadioNigerian "hiphop" Music Scence Is Just As Over Hyped As "nollywood" by hatch(op): 12:52pm On Feb 20, 2010
Bla , Bla , Bla. The noise of this so called Nigerian hip hop music industry is something that i believed is generally over hyped by the Nigerian media and probably some big corporate organization players such as Telecoms & Brewies giants in Nigeria.

Take it or leave it our Nigeria Hip Hop scene in my own humble opinion is just over rated and hyped. Where you have a system that fails to have basic sales statistics audits of the sales figures of their artist in order to an authoritative chart rating yet we make noise we have arrived ? huh

Our albums or Cds sell for less than a dollar ? huh Goodness grief and you say its actually to checkmate the pirates. Please their is no value for money after buying a CD for N100 and i cant play it on my cd player more than 3 times before the cd gets scratched and its starts to jump. huh

Yes we may be making some good music videos now with the help of some music video directors such as Wudi Awa, Clarence peters, DJ T and more but abeg thats where it stops. A good music video that gets air play on channel O and probably on MTV Base. We all know that your video will b played a million times on the Nigerian Local TV stations. For What ? huh . They are played for free, did i hear you say. Of course they are played for free and infact we have to settle the TV stations to even play the videos so as to give us promotion.

I hear the songs so much on TV and radio that i may not even bother to buy the CD after all, how pathetic.

What about the Big Recording Labels and Companies ? There are none my friend. All the big players have left. Sony, EMI and may be Premier Music. All gone with the wind. Now we dont need music labels when we have Alaba Marketers. undecided How interesting.

Simple logic pay me 2 or 3 million naira which equates to $13 - 16,000 and i will gladly sell you the rights of my album for you to produce and sell as many millions as you can. huh

Lastly, i can tolerate anything in music but i cant tolerate live shows and concerts that are just as poorly organized as Prom parties in Sudan. How many of your so called musicians can dare to day that they can really do a live show or performance that can be compared to an MTV Unplugged standard. Very little probably Asa,Nneka and a few others. grin

Naija music this, Naija music that tongue
Music/RadioRe: Kingsley Of Kc Presh Speaks On Recent Engagement - Pics by hatch: 6:19pm On Feb 19, 2010
tosinaded@:
next pls . . . . . . . grin
Oops i'm sorry ! Ikechukwu d*ck is next inline for tosin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Evidence That Both Black And White Race Can Both Co-exist. by hatch(op): 5:54pm On Feb 19, 2010
ezeagu:
See how tpia.s gender is changing like underwear. undecided
grin  grin
Music/RadioRe: Kingsley Of Kc Presh Speaks On Recent Engagement - Pics by hatch: 5:36pm On Feb 19, 2010
tosinaded@:
i knew an idiot was def going to show up!!!

Hatch# ure welcome grin
tosinaded@

I never get enough of you, First you were busy sucking saucekid's d*ck now it seems you switched d*cks.
It's not hard for one to figure out that you are sucking KC's d*cks now. grin

When you re done giving KB the bl*w job who's next on your blow list ? huh Let me guess ? That will be Da Grin tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 2:32pm On Feb 19, 2010
This pikin still dey here oh ! Abeg time never reach to close from work. I dey go drunk break.
PoliticsRe: Evidence That Both Black And White Race Can Both Co-exist. by hatch(op): 1:15pm On Feb 19, 2010
tpia.:
^^ so what's wrong with being black, since you can decide "not to remain black"


bleaching products dey sha. I'm sure a perm and wig look good on you. wink


or are you albino? better apply for a visa to join your "long lost white relatives" in the west.
How you tey know ? grin
CelebritiesRe: Kingsley Of Kc Presh Speaks Of His Engagement by hatch: 12:57pm On Feb 19, 2010
@ OP
WTF ! Who gives a cows hoof what he spends on his engagement ceremony ! huh Why are you spamming the site with this particular thread huh
Are you a spambot or kc's publicist. You posted the same thread in the music section and its here like twice.

undecided
PoliticsRe: 'Yar Adua Is As Good As Dead'-Nurse!, Call To BBC Was A Prank Call. . And More by hatch: 12:45pm On Feb 19, 2010
Hmmm, so the truth will be brought to the fore. How long can lies be concealed ? lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Evidence That Both Black And White Race Can Both Co-exist. by hatch(op): 12:41pm On Feb 19, 2010
tpia.:
una sha are so desperate to be white.
And you are so desperate to remain black tongue grin
PoliticsRe: Evidence That Both Black And White Race Can Both Co-exist. by hatch(op): 12:13pm On Feb 19, 2010
Sunny_bobo:
The 'white' boy is clearly an albino
What ever ! grin At least he is not black and is clearly white. At all at all na him bad pass ! undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 12:11pm On Feb 19, 2010
Please minors are not allowed in this bar,by the way who get this pikin wey dey hold can of star. He is high like a kite.
Please dont allow human rights people come to start shouting here oh .

Kpolli a word is enough for the drunk oh ! Please give me a bottle of "33" for there !

PoliticsEvidence That Both Black And White Race Can Both Co-exist. by hatch(op): 12:04pm On Feb 19, 2010
huh undecided Who ever said both the black and the white race could not both co-exist.

Music/RadioRe: Kingsley Of Kc Presh Speaks On Recent Engagement - Pics by hatch: 11:11am On Feb 19, 2010
smile4kenn:
"The ring I gave my fiancee is pure diamond (supposedly worth $20, 000). The date has not been fixed for the wedding yet but we have done our introduction. We did that in my fiancee's father's Okota home in Lagos this January.

The engagement was in Dubai, the choice was Dubai because I wanted to surprise her. I told her we were going to Dubai on holiday and we stayed at the tallest hotel in the world, the popular 7 star hotel in Dubai, Burj Al Arab Hotel. The hotel room rates starts from $1, 767. 66.

I hired a parachute for just the two of us and when we were about 40, 000 feet above sea level, I brought out the ring and asked her to marry me. She said yes. The time we spent in the parachute was a memorable one. When we returned to Nigeria, I bought her a car - a Honda Ridgeline - she deserves it.

My wife-to-be is beautiful but above that she's beautiful on the inside. She is brillant, intelligent, generous, and an understanding woman. She's so much fun to be with. Her name is Ijeoma Oduah and she's from Ogbaru LGA Anambra State and she's still a student studying mass communication. I love my woman and I am going to have a loud and classy wedding very soon." ~ Kingsley Okonkwo of KC-Presh

http://www.kennynaija.com/2010/02/kingsley-of-kc-presh-speaks-on-recent.html
When i hear people brag and boast like this,it can only mean that they've experienced poverty so bad that they never dreamt of achieving the measure of success they currently enjoy. Well the fact is he may be rich in his own right but pleeeeeeeeeeeeease don't over hype it. So he gives wife to be a "pure diamond ring" ? Worth $20,000. I know value of stuff and my dear the picture of the ring on that finger can't be worth 20K.

Any way i wish him good luck in his life ahead and will advise him to brag and boast less and work on producing good music. angry
Music/RadioRe: Whats Happening To Nigerian Music? by hatch: 10:41am On Feb 19, 2010
Girlfriend, in fact you snatched the words right out my mouth. I sometimes wonder how these so called Nigerian musicians break even with the volume of crap they churn out every minute and yet some people will be bragging about Nigeria's Music scene being revolutionized. huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 8:21pm On Feb 18, 2010
Abeg who is the owner of the black hummer blocking the entrance of the beer parlor ? huh
I suspect it belongs to either kpolli (dividends of Aso rock appointment) or for Ayettymama (to sabotage our bar )
any way come and remove your property make i fit pass . grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu Used Starvation As A Deliberate Strategy During Civil War. by hatch(op): 8:12pm On Feb 18, 2010
Afam:
We must rise above the tribal bigotry and address issues as they come without insulting a whole tribe since it is not possible for anyone to be dealt with by a whole tribe.

Insulting a people is both wrong and silly.
I agree with this ideology

@ndu_chucks, abeg leave afam alone. We have reached a point of cease fire .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 3:31pm On Feb 17, 2010
Please enough of the noise making in the Beer Parlour. angry
i may be forced to write down names of noise makers in this place. undecided

How can a whole acting Minister of special duties be having petty talk to people
asking for rabena and s_x on the beach coacktail. shocked

Please keep my double 33 safe in the freezer away from any minors reach.
I dont want to hear story when i return after work. huh huh
PoliticsVote Forpeace For Lagos State Governor 2011 by hatch(op): 10:46am On Feb 17, 2010
[b]Dear NL,
Please let us all give forpeace a benefit of doubt,as his intentions are truly genuine and good hearted even though he sometimes goes about it the wrong way. Recently the numerous smear campaigns by Mr. forpeace Hardtalk against BRF was initially thought to have been sponsored by BAT however this was swiftly debunked by the media team of forpeace then a new development arose which lead the NL masses to think that Jimi Agbaje or even Koro were the secret sponsors of Mr forpeace.

However the latest development has put even Seun Osewa and Nairaland community as risk with the threat by our gubernetorial candidate of the next Lagos state 2011 elections to ensure that NL is boycotted. We are not taking his threats likely as we know what this candidate is capable of doing.

So we have gone ahead to help him declaring his intentions know to all well meaning Nigerians, Lagosians and Nairalanders as a whole.

[size=30pt]VOTE FORPEACE FOR GOVERNOR LAGOS 2011 [/size]

Mr. Gbenga Smith
Forpeace Media & Campaign Group, Nairaland Chapter[/b]
PoliticsRe: Between Seun Osewa And Fashola by hatch: 10:34am On Feb 17, 2010
[size=29pt] Forpeace = Hardtalk [/size] huh undecided
You know userid's may change but ideologies don't
PoliticsRe: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by hatch: 10:32am On Feb 17, 2010
[size=25pt]HARDTALK = FORPEACE[/size]  huh  undecided
You know userid's may change but ideologies don't
PoliticsRe: Between Seun Osewa And Fashola by hatch: 10:25am On Feb 17, 2010
forpeace:
I have been wondering with keen interest how the Administrator of this forum Seun Osewa has been avoiding posting any thread relating to the Fashola corruption saga on the home page. .

a) Could he have been bribed by the very corrupt Governor?

b) or is he letting his personal views cloud his delivery of authentic and up-to-date essential information to the people?

Seun might have sympathy for the governor but if this country is to move forward we must not let sympathy or personal feelings cloud our perception and judgement when tackling issues if not corruption will forever linger.

Hence,i am requesting that Seun put a thread related to fashola's corruption saga on the front page or i shall begin a national campaign calling for the boycott of nairaland on this grounds.

Thank you.
Why not simply shut up and go suck on a thumb !  undecided
When goons like you are blinded and clouded with hate against one man with so much venom,its will expected that your desperation will only lead to outright request like this.  sad  sad

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