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PoliticsRe: 2011 Presidency: Name Your Winning Duo by hatch: 11:57am On Mar 04, 2010
[size=25pt]Becomrich and Aloy Emeka[/size]
PoliticsRe: In The SpotLight. Becomrich1 And His Multiple ID(s) by hatch: 11:48am On Mar 04, 2010
Poor kosovo,  grin I remember a few weeks ago i also started a thread about our hero becomrich, but i have gradually come to realize that all becomrich is doing to us here is simply playing mind games with the political section .

Yes, i believe that he may be residing in Canada as suspected and is infact a well learned fellow who is intentionally using this awful english to increase the humor.

Any way,who ever you are becomerich, I must confess i have joined your increasing fan base.  grin  grin
RomanceRe: Facebook Can Lead To Divorce by hatch: 11:27am On Mar 04, 2010
Regarding the question you asked : Can facebook lead to a divorce ?

My simple answer is maybe but lets face it,don't you think there are more issues in your life that needs ironing out rather than the facebook thingy. Considering your age (That is if it is true) I think you and your hubby should have crossed these kinds of bridges before.

Give it a rest about the facebook thing and try to sort out the gray areas of your lives. undecided
Music/RadioRe: Music Defiantely Pays More Than The Movies by hatch: 6:30pm On Mar 03, 2010
Godmother:
I heard D'banj is worth 760 million.I doubt if any movie celebs in Nig can boast of that much
Thank God you used the word "heard". I dont know what your source for this information is but sweetheart i find it strange that you started a thread here based on "hear say" huh

How much are you worth by the way tongue
PoliticsRe: I Would Have Shot Down Fayose’s Chopper Over Ado-ekiti –oni by hatch: 12:26am On Mar 03, 2010
I love the part where fayose referred to oni as a little mind .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Why Do Nl Girls Overseas Love Bragging? by hatch: 11:00pm On Mar 02, 2010
Intresting observation,i think most of them are living in a fools paradise :~
PoliticsRe: US Requests Information On Yar’adua’s Health by hatch: 11:06am On Mar 02, 2010
Afam aka the mumu please do not comment on this again,since mumus like you cant reason beyond your usual fish brain thinking.
PoliticsRe: US Requests Information On Yar’adua’s Health by hatch: 9:55am On Mar 02, 2010
Afam:
I thought this forum has spell checker installed or are minors allowed to use the forum? No one should deny you your right to be silly so go on, we dey look you.

As usual, the pig that called others morons for having a different opinion is now talking about others resorting (even though he stupidly wrote result).

With a very dangerously low level of reasoning I wonder what this guy does in real life because I don't fancy him being anything better than a tout, thug, armed robber or just a mad man.
Afam you can go suck on your mothers kittens for all i care after all you have little or no understanding of international diplomacy after all you have shown us this with your regular mention of Abacha as your role model leader. Such a "nit-wit" like you coming here to talk such crap.

Since you have worn the Crown Title of "slowpoke of NL" . Pathetic looser undecided cry
PoliticsRe: US Requests Information On Yar’adua’s Health by hatch: 9:33am On Mar 02, 2010
I laugh in spanish when i hear idi.ots on this forum result to their usual rancor when they openly talk like illiterates when it comes to issues of international diplomacy and they are quick to play the inferiority complex card.

Such retards, undecided cry

Only in Nigeria will the events of the past 90 days not matter to them as a Nation as if such crap can happen in near by Benin republic yet some fo.ols will come here talking about complex when it is glaring that the international community is just trying get out out of our comatose situation.
PoliticsRe: US Requests Information On Yar’adua’s Health by hatch: 12:41am On Mar 02, 2010
America is in no way commanding or setting ultimatums here.They are applying common sense and in simple english mounting pressure on the cabal ! Why do Nigerians love suffering and smiling ¡?.
PoliticsRe: US Requests Information On Yar’adua’s Health by hatch: 12:24am On Mar 02, 2010
I have read a number of replies to this thread,which clearly suggests that there a lot of morons that cant reason or see beyond America's big brother role or our delusional oil pride.Is it now a crime for America to help do what we Nigerians dont have the guts to do ? Only morons will ask someone trying help him to go to blazes ! Only morons .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 4:51pm On Mar 01, 2010
kpolli my guy, na becos if woman na him you no wan dey take your beer palour business serious again abi ? huh
Anyway God dey, I be don start to dey go ayettymama new beer palour small by small.

As you dey allow woman dey run you like yaradua and turai. undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 6:39pm On Feb 27, 2010
omo no be small thing oh ! I hear say turai be invite kpolli to a private meeting
and they guy turn down the invitation.

Well i no blame kpolli,because e fit be say na him dem one use do juju wey go
make yar'adua well. since na juju dem one use heal am no as the saudi approach no work.
Music/RadioRe: Kingsley Of Kc Presh Speaks On Recent Engagement - Pics by hatch: 10:20am On Feb 27, 2010
michelin89:
Una too jealous. Nor worry, your own go soon come. grin grin grin
As usual "michelin89 the great" just can't get enough of the boot licking of her naija celebrities. grin
PoliticsRe: Who Does Babapupa Think He's Foolong? by hatch: 6:08pm On Feb 26, 2010
[size=14pt]The prayer for peace

God Dear,
please give me the grace, zeal and valor to
devote my energy and time to improving upon  myself,family and business
the same manner forpeace spends time on Nairaland Attacking Gov. Babatunde Fashola.


Amen
[/size]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 10:17am On Feb 26, 2010
do am fast fast,because the invisible man go soon wake from him coma oh ! undecided
PoliticsRe: Have Mercy On This One Man(he Has Done Nothing) by hatch: 8:14pm On Feb 25, 2010
Some true talk you have laid oñ table .
PoliticsRe: Turai? by hatch: 8:05pm On Feb 25, 2010
I dont believe all this talk about turai being in charge . Na beans !
PoliticsRe: Inside Story Of How Yar’adua Was Smuggled In by hatch: 7:56pm On Feb 25, 2010
Let the dead bury their dead .while we alive move on.
PoliticsRe: I Am Not A Nigerian,i Am An Ijaw Man - Asari Dokubo by hatch: 6:07pm On Feb 25, 2010
What a confused goon ! undecided
Music/RadioRe: Jayz Turns Down Invitation For The Remake Of 'we Are The World' by hatch: 3:14pm On Feb 25, 2010
CHAIRMAN1:
This big lipped arrogant b.a.s.t.a.r.d. should keep his smelling mouth shut. angry

That's a very shallow excuse, he just want's history to remember him like PRINCE who snubbed an invitation to perform in the 1985 version. Prince gave shalow excuses too. He(Prince) ended up contributing his own single to the 'We are the world(1985) album.

JayZ is used to pulling of tricks that'll make him to be compared with great artistes of the past. We should remember his 'The Black Album' Stunt. He claimed it was his last album- The Beattles last album was titled 'The White Album'.

He think's he's a legend-Devilish fellow.
Well its obvious that there will always be haters grin What does it matter anyway, how you feel does not in any way remove an atom from jay z's person. In his honest opinion he gave his reason why he didnt want to be part of the remake and all some loosers here can do is to start calling him names and rain their abuses. huh What a bunch of loosers.
PoliticsRe: Have Mercy On This One Man(he Has Done Nothing) by hatch: 1:42pm On Feb 25, 2010
@ CyberG,

WTF ! Can you please shut your trap and stop all this barking that you are currently involved in huh
ndu)chucks does have a valid point and instead of you to cool down and get the point he is trying to bring out
all you do is go ahead to start misquoting the bible. undecided

Try to use your head next time you coconut head grin . Do you think Yaradua is responsible for 99% of your personal woes huh
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian "hiphop" Music Scence Is Just As Over Hyped As "nollywood" by hatch(op): 11:18am On Feb 25, 2010
yoji:
@ poster

urs is just a case of an illiterate trying to appear learned but u dont fool me. when u go about comparin the music industry of naija a third world country to america a world power, u may as well continue in other sectors to fully expose urself.
fine our music industry is miles bhind america but so is every other aspect. this is a country that fought and won a world war fa! this is a country that landed men on the moon decades ago.
or are we even mates in infrastructure? roads, power etc.
u are comparin naija hiphop that was born with d advent of mtv base barely 5yrs ago to, kai u have to be really dumb.
forget wat u see in abj, naija is a poor country with a low standard of livin and every sector is affected.
First of all,i think it is you that is confused and illiterate huh I think it is you that is actually comparing our music industry to that of developed countries by the way where did you get the misconception that Nigerian Hip hop was born 5 years ago with the advent of MTVBase huh . I think that should be the dumbest statement i have read on this thread.

Learn to at least Get some of your facts right and try to learn to spell correctly or how to use the spell check tool on SMF. undecided You have the audacity to come and challenge me with such terrible written English and vocabulary . tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 6:04pm On Feb 23, 2010
kpolli which kind name be that ?  huh . By the way see how Bush take declare for us yesterday. Omo
i don dey await there next visit to the Beer Parlour. It is good to have money especially dollars and pounds.
PoliticsRe: Baby Seating And Creache School. (advice Me) by hatch: 10:02am On Feb 23, 2010
vykychie:
Hey Everyone,

Please I really need advices from you. I have a passion for kids and have plans on starting up somthing like a creache school and really would need you guys to give advices on what it would entail to get started.

What ever suggestions you give would be highly appreciated.

Would also not mind if you guys could help me with the list of stuffs I'ld be needing.

Thanks alooot.
Another Cow Dung smoking poster grin Go start the creche in Aso rock or Saudi undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Crusifiy Me If You Want. by hatch: 9:46am On Feb 23, 2010
Ok, i must confess that i followed this thread like an English Premiership Match and can say nothing but i have never met such a delusional and confused person such as Mikaela. huh

Goodness grief, your giberish is capable of driving a sane person insane. Now you don't believe in the existence of God neither do you believe in evolution but choose to adopt logical reasoning when you speak so many illogical things that can only make one laugh more and more. undecided undecided
PoliticsOur Mission To Saudi Is To Thank The King – Ojo Maduekwe by hatch(op): 9:24am On Feb 23, 2010
The Punch: Indications emerged on Monday that the six-man delegation raised by the Federal Executive Council to visit ailing President Umaru Yar’Adua in Saudi Arabia might only be on an appreciation visit and may not necessarily see the President.

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Chief Ojo Maduekwe, told journalists in Abuja that the delegation’s mission was to thank the King of Saudi and express the appreciation of the government and people of Nigeria to the monarch for accommodating Yar’Adua.

He did not, however, respond to the question on whether the team would have an opportunity to meet with President Yar’Adua while in Saudi Arabia.

He said, “We will be expressing our deep appreciation to the King of Saudi Arabia for the excellent and generous attention, both the government and people of Saudi have given to our President, who, unfortunately has been away for almost three months now for medical treatment.

“We need to be on the record to thank the King for that, and that is enough reason for us to go and it is enough reason for a strong team from the government to go.”

Maduekwe, who himself is a member of the team, said that the six-man delegation would leave for Saudi Arabia on Monday night.

Besides Maduekwe, others in the team include Petroleum Minister, Dr. Rilwanu Lukman; Health Minister, Prof. Babatunde Osotimehin; Attorney-General and Minister of Justice, Chief Adetokunbo Kayode; Minister of Agriculture and Water Resources, Dr. Sayyadi Abba-Ruma; and the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Alhaji Yayale Ahmed.

Maduekwe spoke to journalists when he came to the Presidential Villa for a meeting with the Acting President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

Another member of the delegation, Osotimehin, was also in the Villa on Monday to see Jonathan.

Osotimehin, who arrived in the State House earlier on Monday morning, had initially informed journalists that members of the delegation were waiting on Maduekwe to finalise the travel arrangements with the Saudi authorities.

The delegation was forced to postpone its trip on Sunday night when the members were denied landing clearance by the Saudi aviation authority.

However, the delegation’s chances of successfully meeting Yar’Adua on his sick bed at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital in Jeddah, appeared uncertain as Maduekwe could not offer a definite response when journalists asked if the ministers would see the President. Maduekwe was also not definite about the date the Federal Government emissaries would return to the country.



“We are leaving in the next few hours; we leave tonight (Monday night) and we are not going to be there all week.

“It is not going to last long and as soon as we carry out the purpose of our going there, we start coming back,” he said.

When he was asked if the ministers would see Yar’Adua, Maduekwe said, “We will talk to you when we are back.”

Maduekwe’s response gave room for the suspicion that the trip might go the way of previous ones.

Prominent Nigerians who had so far travelled to Saudi Arabia, but failed to see Yar’Adua include some governors, chieftains of the Peoples Democratic Party, including the National Chairman, Mr. Vincent Ogbulafor; a delegation of members of the House of Representatives, as well as some of the President’s loyalists, including ministers.

The inability of previous visitors to see the President has led to concerns that the six-man FEC delegation might eventually return to the country without seeing him.

A national daily (not The Punch) had reported on Monday that Yar’Adua’s wife, Turai, had already barred the ministers from seeing her husband.

The FEC’s decision to appoint six of its members to travel to Saudi Arabia had also prompted speculations that the council might be moving to invoke the provisions of Section 144, which mandates it to declare the President incapacitated to remain in office on the grounds of ill-health.

But Maduekwe stressed that the delegation was not a medical mission, and would not be seeking to determine the President’s state of health.

He said their objective was to pay a solidarity visit to Yar’Adua and members of his family, and also convey the gratitude of the Nigerian Government to the King of Saudi Arabia, for his hospitality to the President.

He said any minister could have made the team, adding that Osotimehin was not going to see Yar’Adua in the capacity of a medical doctor.


He said, “The constitution does not make that doctor a member of a medical panel; the fact that he is the minister of health does not make him a member of a medical panel.

“An engineer can be minister of health; even a lawyer like me can be minister of health.

“The only position in the executive council, which by constitutional provision requires a particular profession to head is that of the Office of the Attorney-General, it must be a lawyer.”


Explaining the purpose of the visit, Maduekwe said the delegation would also assure Yar’Adua that the country was moving forward under Jonathan’s leadership.

He said, “The purpose of this visit is exactly what I have told you; to express appreciation to the King of Saudi Arabia and also express our solidarity with the first family and register our prayers and the best wishes for the rapid recovery of the President and of course give assurances that under the dynamic leadership of Acting President Goodluck Jonathan, governance is going on.

“The executive council remains focused, united and that every issue whether it is infrastructure, healthcare or education or even diplomacy has been proceeding normally.

“You can see the flow of foreign visitors to Nigeria and we need again to have this conversation in Saudi both with the government of Saudi and also members of the first family.”

He said FEC did not make the gesture until now because it did not know that Yar’Adua would be away for so long.

He said, “We didn’t know that this thing would last two weeks, will last one month, will last two months and it’s close to the third month.

“It’s just time; we couldn’t have done it much earlier because we would have thought it was just for a few weeks but it’s entering the third month.

“So we felt there is need to be on the record.

“We don’t want it to be on the record that when our President comes back, even if he comes back today, that for the three months he was there we didn’t go to Riyadh to thank the king.

“It is better to go physically to do the thanking.

“We can write a letter to thank him but this is the King of Saudi Arabia and nothing less than what we are doing is adequate, that’s all.

“That is the major emphasis on what we are doing.”

Maduekwe also said that the delay in the delegation’s take-off was due to “normal issues of process.”

He added, “Ok, and the offices opened on Sunday, your request to come into a country is received, is processed and we have a very good relations with the Kingdom and there is no problem and our desire to be there is accepted.

“So there is a process, just like nobody comes to Nigeria without notifying us that the person is coming.

“Protocol arrangements at the airport to receive them; we are not going as private citizens, we are going there as government officials and on the basis of reciprocity, like if the Saudis come to Nigeria they will be properly received at the airport.

“Like I told you, this request was made close to the weekend when I asked the Saudi ambassador to see me, he duly said he would pass on our request to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

“It was only by yesterday (Sunday) that the details of our going were concluded.

“By the time we had them it was almost midnight.

“So we couldn’t continue because we have to get the people on the delegation to know.”
http://punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20100223415928

I now rest my case that this country is being run by idiots and insane people that make loose canon statements.  huh   huh
PoliticsRe: The Curious Case Of "becomrich" : Is He A Human, Program Or A Trojan Virus ? by hatch(op): 8:59pm On Feb 22, 2010
shocked I DEY FEAR OH !
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by hatch: 5:29pm On Feb 22, 2010
My friends we are about to recieve Bush and Blair, so come well prepared and dress.
We are going to spend like crazy in this beer parlour.

No Naira payments allowed today, except for Dollars and Pounds . cool

By the way did i mention that Bush imported American Budwieser grin
RomanceRe: If You In Need Of Original Customs Papers For Your Car by hatch: 5:17pm On Feb 22, 2010
adeoyeee:
If you are in need of Original customs Papers for your Cars

If you are in need of the original custom's papers for your car, you can contact me on 08037145182 or my email. adeshinapaulity@yahoo.co.uk. Stop yourself for being harassed by officers (Polices and customs)

Adeoye Adeshina
@ adeoyeee
Have you been smoking cow dung again ? huh What on earth does this have to do with romance undecided
PoliticsRe: Governor Flogs Petitioner With Horse Whip by hatch: 4:56pm On Feb 22, 2010
woye77:
Keyamo said: “I know it is so convenient for politicians like you to quickly point to ‘political enemies’ when you are publicly engaged on thorny issues.

“But you cannot bath with petrol and stay close to fire when your enemies are around. In other words, you also have a duty to act decently and in tandem with the laws of the land so as not to arm your political opponents.

“Chief Ikedi Ohakim, you may think that because you enjoy immunity under the constitution, you may get away with this kind of atrocity.

“But your immunity is only temporary. And there are other measures to bring you to book, even now!

“Consequently, we are sending this open letter to the House of Assembly, Imo State, as notice to them of your barbaric actions, and to see if they can muster forth the courage and political will to investigate you and commence impeachment proceedings against you.”

He also informed the governor that copies of the letter would be forwarded to the Inspector General of Police and the SSS to investigate him and keep the report pending when he would be striped of immunity.


“I also intend to test the law as to how far we can take the concept of immunity vis-à-vis the commission and/or perpetration of such heinous crimes by a sitting public officer ringed with immunity. Thus expect my court papers soon!

Should all of these fail, I wish to inform you that I will patiently wait for you to climb down from your Olympian height as Governor (no matter how long it takes) to begin civil and criminal proceedings against you,” the letter stated reminding the governor that Samuelson was taken away and on his orders, detained for weeks, charged to court and remanded in Owerri Prisons!

“The charges are as ridiculous as the physical assault in you office. The eight-count charge accused Samuelson of publishing “falsehood” and thereby “bringing the Imo State Governor into public ridicule and hatred!” Keyamo maintained.
Take it or leave it Keyamo is the next to fit into the big shoes of Gani ! I love the way this guy uses words and even challenges Ohakim, By the way is that not the run away Gov. that switched parties recently.  huh
PoliticsRe: The Curious Case Of "becomrich" : Is He A Human, Program Or A Trojan Virus ? by hatch(op): 4:08pm On Feb 22, 2010
I just searched fb using that surname, bros i dey fear oh. Cos i saw a lot of crazy looking
people who bear that surname. Can you give any other clue that will enable one identify
our subject. grin

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