₦airaland Forum

Sheun001:
God bless u my brother
stupid set of criminals
without performing any transaction they'll deduct money
they are bunch of thieves

BTW that six thousand you fit reason me small there oh

Hahahahah!

You sef, pity me na!

Why won't it grow 200% when all they do there is to deduct money from people's account.
This bank will give you interest of 1000 and deduct 2800 from same account all in the name of service charge and other hidden charges.

This is the most useless and thieving bank ever seen in Nigeria.

Let them take the six thousand left in my account since 2010,I dash them.

Jeesss!

And this is my favourite. What is wrong with Nigerians sef?

Where have we gone wrong that God is punishing us with wicked set of people in this country that there is no day that you don't hear bizarre stories.

The other day it was men caught cooking plantain pepper soup with human hearth and intestine in Rivers State,Man killed cousin and decapitates her body parts for rituals. Pastors and imams caught daily with human parts.

Why are Africans,especially Nigerians going back to the stone age instead of progressing like other human race,eehn?

Tufiakwa!

He's only known for religious bigotry.

He has never visited any state officially to commission or inaugurate any project since he was elected president.

He came back from London not because he wants to come and take up his responsibilities but for religious reason.

2019 will surely be different because the mistake of 2015 has been learnt and noted.

Johngla:
Both men and women has their various things they do and believe they do it better than each other.

Someone like me now, i’m a man and there are so things i do which i know i did it far better than any women e.g cooking, kissing, washing etc.

What about You, What is that thing men do better than woman & the thing women do better than men?

Drop your comment

So you sat down conveniently and wrote this crap,eehn?

Even Englishmen will weep for seven days after reading this your murderous English.

sarrki:
Is it a gas turbine ?

In power we have distribution, generation, which one is the governor doing

There should be a kind of story for the pix u post above

Dumb ass fuul.

Must you always comment and display your ignorance all the time in this forum?

Anuofia!

Ajewealth123:
this one can also be categorized under HATE SPEECH o, this is purely HATE ADVERT
Oya oga lie Mohammed come and arrest them fa

There is nothing to hold against the author because no name was mentioned.

President can be anybody from the youth President, town union or market and club president.

No hate speech spotted, enugo!

Lalasticlala won't take this!

How dare you condemn the eating of his favourite dish,eehn!

Op You better tender an apology to him and all the snakeside Nairalanders before two years ban fall on you.

Ewu Gambia!

Which kind Yeye question be this?

Don't you come from a home,village,clan or are you not African?

@ Op,If not that I have turned born again I would have sent one otumuokpo thru internet to test you so that you will know that Juju works.

This Wike is not fit to govern Rivers State. Since he became governor crime have increased more than ever witnessed in the history of the state and instead of fighting these criminals that he created out of his political ambition he is shouting Amaechi and Apc all the time even in places of worship.

Keballl:
While you are busy blabbing away. How much did you pay as fees when compared to those reference Universities you mentioned.

I pay fees for six persons in the higher institution while you are still under your parents care who buy cloths,food,pay your school fees and buy you recharge card to subscribe for data so you can come online and display your ignorance and stupidity.

You are too small for me to engage in a discourse.

This is what you get when you are brainwashed by the albino who will finally flee to overseas when the chips are down.

How can you be selling and distributing materials that probagates a state within a state and you expect the law enforcement agents to look the other way. It is a treasonable offence to sell or distribute flag or insignias of a secessionist group or state all in the name of freedom of speech.

I don't even know why Buhari is too lenient with these miscreants.
This CANNOT happen during OBJ's era,if in doubt ask Uwazuruike and the bloated noise maker Asari Dokubo what happened to them.

ASSU have always been fighting for their selfish interest claiming to fight for a better educational system all the time.

What happened to our universities towing the part of universities in other clime by self funding through research and inventions.

Most universities have patent to products and do consulting to government and big organizations thereby realizing money to fund themselves. They receive little or nothing from government.

What ASSU is always asking for is funds for salaries increase and research grants that goes to private pockets

We need total restructuring of our educational system if we must survive as a Nation.

Guyman02:
Funny APC.
Wike has done better than Amaechi and there is no argument about that

Its eighter you were still a toddler or you were living in Ghana when Amaechi was governor of Rivers State.Because if you lived in Rivers state you won't spew this trash here.

Amaechi built 350 model schools equipped with computer lab and internet with standby lister gen and over 400 modern health care center fully equipped and employed doctors and teachers to man them.
He built modern roads such that you see in overseas with underground drainage system and dualized all of these roads that were once single carriage.He did a lot that speak much in agriculture and industries.

His only sin is because he booted the ineffectual buffoon out of Aso Rock.They use lies and propaganda to paint this man so that he looks bad.

Wike can never match Amaechi in terms of his developmental strides.

Sirjamo:
Chai ! see frustration

Na you frustrated pass.

Somebody like you no dey even see two square meal a day to eat.

Anuofia!

Is this man really a senator of the federal republic?

Shame on you!

He's back and all we hear is sad news.

Death upandan,rising prices of food and the naira crashing down.

Even when he was over there there was death from burning building and terrorist attacks.


The man is evil and evil follow him wherever he takes abode.

Why not free Nigeria and Nigerians from your grip old man.

@ Obi Madubuogwu your night has come and so also ours will come when it's time.

RIP great actor.

Chai!

Since he came back na so so bad news, Why?

When he was over there it was same death from burning building and terrorist attack.

Some people carry bad luck dey waka everywhere them go.

Can't he just do the needful and free Nigerians from his bad luck.

@ senator, Rip.

Since he came back it has been too many bad news.

From the crashing of the naira against dollar to rise in food prices to ritual killings upandan, accident on the road and untimely ones.

This man should just go back and let Nigerians live in peace.

Please don't ask me who I'm referring to because they now monitor our comments.

Obi sleep tight till we meet on the last day!

The real reason why President Muhammadu Buhari reportedly hurried back to Nigeria after over 100 days in London has been revealed. Intelligence reports suggests that President Mohammadu Buhari’s sudden return last Saturday may have been forced ahead of his planned arrival by pressures from UK intelligence and security reports over planned protest at Abuja House in London by Diaspora Nigerians. There had been enfeebled campaign outside the Abuja House, London, despite growing angst and anger at the long stay of Nigeria’s number one citizen in the foreign land for over 105 days.
As learnt, President Buhari is not fully recovered from whatever treatment he underwent in the UK, which, as he admitted through his presidential aides, has necessitated his continued stay in London until his doctors certify him okay to return. Planned return by the president had been put, tentatively at between September 1 and 4 of this same month. As also gathered, the dates were fixed to coincide with Nigeria’s World Cup qualifying fixtures with Cameroon. The hope is that the soccer fiesta would keep the Nigerian public engaged and may not be too keen about monitoring Nigeria’s President’s return. INDEPENDENT reliably gathered that the Nigerian Intelligence Agency, NIA, had intercepted scrap information suggesting that ‘money and logistics’ have been mobilized to have Nigerians converge at the Abuja House in London to continue a sustained protest. The source of the information is not clear. But the logistic movements were said to have happened after recent picketing by the ‘Resume or Resign’ campaigners were halted in Abuja, the country’s capital.
As recalled, Charles Oputa, aka Charlie Boy showbiz impresario, social critic and model, had led the campaign. He was both tear gassed by police and attacked by lynch mobs but was rescued by men of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defense Corps, NSCDC. A day after the conveners ended the protest, sustained mobilizations began in the UK to get Nigerians to come out to protest the continued stay of President Buhari in London for treatment of undisclosed ailment.
The UK police, anticipating the protest had placed a cordon at the Abuja House in London to keep the protesters at safe distance of the diplomatic house. But UK security agencies, especially the Metropolitan police of the country had become worried over the gathering. This was on account of terror threats and fears currently pervading UK and other European countries. As learnt from the newspaper’s London sources, the UK authority reportedly prevailed on federal government to have the ailing but recuperating President Buhari moved back to Nigeria or Saudi Arabia.The newspaper was also informed that initial plan of President Buhari was to return to the country between September 1 and 4 of the same month.

The real reason why President Muhammadu Buhari reportedlyhurried back to Nigeria after over 100 days in London has been revealed.Intelligence reports suggests that President Mohammadu Buhari’s sudden return last Saturday may have been forcedahead of his planned arrival by pressures from UK intelligence and security reports over planned protest at Abuja Housein London by Diaspora Nigerians.There had been enfeebled campaign outside the Abuja House, London, despite growing angst and anger at the long stay of Nigeria’s number one citizen in the foreign land for over 105 days.As learnt, President Buhari is not fully recovered from whatever treatment he underwent in the UK, which, as he admitted through his presidential aides, has necessitated his continued stayin London until his doctors certify him okay to return.Planned return by the president had been put, tentatively at between September 1 and 4 of this same month. As also gathered, the dates were fixed to coincide with Nigeria’s WorldCup qualifying fixtures with Cameroon. The hope is that thesoccer fiesta would keep the Nigerian public engaged and may not be too keen about monitoring Nigeria’s President’s return.INDEPENDENT reliably gathered that the Nigerian Intelligence Agency, NIA, had intercepted scrap information suggesting that ‘money and logistics’ have been mobilized to have Nigerians converge at the Abuja House in London to continue a sustained protest. The source of the information is not clear.But the logistic movements were said to have happened after recent picketing by the ‘Resume or Resign’ campaigners were halted in Abuja, the country’s capital.As recalled, Charles Oputa, aka Charlie Boy showbiz impresario, social critic and model, had led the campaign. He was both tear gassed by police and attacked by lynch mobs but was rescued by men of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defense Corps, NSCDC.A day after the conveners ended the protest, sustained mobilizations began in the UK to get Nigerians to come out to protest the continued stay of President Buhari in London for treatment of undisclosed ailment.The UK police, anticipating the protest had placed a cordon at the Abuja House in London to keep the protesters at safe distance of the diplomatic house.But UK security agencies, especially the Metropolitan police of the country had become worried over the gathering. This was on accountterror threats and fears currently pervading UK and other European countries.As learnt from the newspaper’sLondon sources, the UK authority reportedly prevailed on federal government to have the ailing but recuperating President Buhari moved back to Nigeria or Saudi Arabia.The newspaper was also informed that initial plan of President Buhari was to return to the country between September 1 and 4 of the samemonth.

Sometimes I wonder the kind of Skunk or weed that torments this old fool.

Even after spending time in port Harcourt prison her brain is yet to be reset.

Sense fall on you old woman!

Tell your elders.

THE ACCOUNT OF THE AFFLICTIONS OF THE KING AND CHARLES THE SON OF OPUTA (Chapter 1)

1. And it came to pass that on the 7th day of the 8th month of the third year that king Buhari ascended to the throne of the kingdom that trouble broke out in the land for the king suffereth affliction.

2. And he departed to seek medication in a foreign country for his affliction was grave that the host of physicians in the land Faileth to cure.

3. And he proclaimed to the people saying, "I present unto thee this day Yemi, the son of Osinbanjo, my deputy who shall sit upon this throne and rule in my stead till I be made whole of my affiliation. All these that the book of the law might be fulfilled.

4. But after he hath tarried to come for ninety days and ninety nights that the people murmureth against the king.

5. And they saith one man to the other; howbeit the king took pleasure in a foreign land when his kingdom lieth dissolate?

6. For the king bringeth much tribulation upon us and yet taketh refuge in a foreign land where he took counsel and make merry with foreign noble men.

7. But many said, surely, the king hath gave up the ghost to joined his fathers for no physician can make him whole of his affliction

8. And Charles, by the name Charlie Boy, who was also called Area Father, the son of Oputa, a noble man who judgeth over the people and dealeth deligently according to his duty before he rest with his father when he was old and full of age, took counsel among the people

9. For Charles is popular among the people for he ministereth in psalms with timberel, string instrument and organs and lived northward of the city of the great king. He rideth great horses of iron.

10. And he declared according to this words unto the people. "Brethren, I beseech thee this day, arise and gird thy loins for we shall march even unto the fountain of unity in the city of the great king.

11. And we shall march across the streets of the city even to the court of the great king and proclaim this words saying, 'return O ye king to thy kingdom to rule over thy people or ye shall be no king over us' .

12. And he named the congregation of men that followeth him "Our Mumu Don Do" which is translated to mean "enough of our folly"

13. For seven days and seven nights they marched upon the streets of the city and declared according to the words of Charlie Boy. But the watch men of the city contendeth with them and Charles fell upon his face.

14. And a certain adviser to the king by the name Garba the son of Shehu who dweleth in the court of the king declareth these words saying:

15. Verily verily I say unto thee, the king is made whole of his affliction and shall return to rule over the kingdom soon. Moreso, he dealeth diligently according to the books of the law before his sojourn to the foreign country. In like manner declareth Lai the son of Mohammed.

16. And it came to pass that when Charles the son of Oputa and his men marched unto the market of Wuse to to declare their message that the brethren of the king who buy and sell therein were wroth with anger

17. And they saith one man to the other, let us take hold of Charles that we might put him to death, even the son of Oputa, for he bringeth reproach upon the king.

18. And when they came to take hold of him by the garment so they may behead him, that he ran and escaped from amongst them. Not a few stones were cast upon him that day.

19. At the twilight of the next day, Charles who is also called Area Father, rose and declared to his congregation, be still for we shall put a hold on this march until the Spirit leadeth.
Alas...the king returned and even the Wike(d) one was among those that went to welcome him at the city gate and great will their folly be!!!

Please turn to next page for Chapter 2 (Bring back Deziani).

A middle-aged man who attempted to bury his mother alive over land dispute has been arrested by Bungoma police. Residents were shocked beyond words when they responded to distress cries from the ageing woman on Thursday, August 24 when they found her being buried alive by her son. The man, identified as Chris Wamalwa, is said to have been angered by his mother, Alice, who had sold a piece of land that he was hoping to inherit. In protest, the man decided to dig a grave and later threw his hapless mother in and started covering her with soil in broad daylight.
However, her cries of distress attracted the attention of passersby who rescued her before the worst could happen. Mother and son are said to have been embroiled in an unending feud and the son is said to be constantly attacking his mother especially when he is drunk.
The traumatised mother was rushed and admitted to Bungoma County Referral Hospital. According to eDaily, the two hail from Siuna village in Kabuchai, Bungoma County,Kenya.

The entire South South and South East has suffered much in the hands of this government that care less for the region.The federal roads from Port Harcourt to Enugu, Delta to Okene and the yet to be completed East west road is in deplorable condition. The roads have become death traps with multiple accident daily which cost both human life and material

The Rivers state governor Nyesom Wike has said that the South-South and the South-East region are the most marginalized region in Nigeria. Wike speaking during a meeting with 11 governors from the regions in Port Harcourt over the weekend said there are no 'reasonably' functional seaports and airports in the zones. Decrying the state of federal roads, the Rivers state governor said, the regions must strive to overcome all the challenges by sharing resources. Wike also said that the South-South and the South-East region are the most neglected in the country.
He said:“From geo-strategic economic perspective therefore, there is an urgent need to establish and link our cities with railways and superhighways; to provide viable and affordable flight services between our cities, and to ensure that cargoes are brought into the country and the regions through our seaports, jetties and ferry services as a veritable means of stimulating economic growth and social progress across our two regions."“Also, we are all aware that economic growth and social progress are possible only in a peaceful and secure environment," Wike said. The governor also called for the devolution of powers and resources to state and the institutionalization of state police.
Also speaking, the chairman of the South-South and South-East Governors' Forum Emmanuel Udom said the meeting is a new beginning for the regions. Udom said the presence of federal activities is not experienced in the regions. He also called for a creation of an industrial framework that will enhance regional development. Udom said:“Federal presence in the region is minimal and only seen in the presence of policemen."

For you to be posted to states like Rivers and Lagos you must cough out 50 million to the IGP because this states are high yield for corruption with many companies and VIP's that needs police protection.

The Nigeria police stinks to the high haven and need total cleansing and sanitization