₦airaland Forum

Since Nairaland have turned to consulting place for medical solutions, I have a problem too.

My case is that I trek up to 10km daily before taking a Cab to my destination before which I must have eaten about 10 gala on the way.

I need candid advise please.

No insults biko kwa!

Prodigal Son.

The same woman will leave you when that money is finished.

Sense fall on you ANUOFIA!

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Na wa for this Nollywood people o!

In real movie production settings it takes months or even up to years to shoot a movie but the reverse is the case here.

Every Dick,Tom and Harry is a producer,making substandard movies that can never compete in the international scene.

No wander they flood the market with at least 50 home movies every week.

Rambo In The Toilet.

Ipobians.

Cownu village person

Governor Wike should be held responsible for the crime rate that has increased in Rivers State.
During the last administration of Rotimi Amaechi Rivers state experienced peace but the reverse is the case because the chief executive is a known cultist and has appointed all the 23 local government caretaker members from his cult group.

Ayam tayad for Rivers State and blood spilling.

Good one.

Two more to go!

1. Bill against jungle justice.
2. Bill for politicians found guilty of corruption to die by firing squad.

Thazall.

Long overdue. The Igbos are not proud of their language. They prefer to speak Hausa or Yoruba languages fluently but speak Engli-Igbo to their fellow Igbos.

The traditional rulers as custodian of the traditional institution should set a good example by speaking pure Igbo language.

A President that is bedridden and quarter to die is that one a President?

Temidayo9:
High on Osogbo weed I guess?
Even with 7/2016 on your link

Stupidity dey worry some people no be small.
Even when you copy and paste,read the article if it makes any sense before submitting it.

This can only happen in Nigeria,a President missing in office for almost two months yet we carry on as if nothing happened.

All we do is rant on social media and pages of news papers with no tangible result.

Ayam tired of this country.

I'd rather value Jamb cerfiticate(sic) than this toilet tissue bought with millions of naira.

Anyway he will use it when he wants to contest for President when Cownu gets the......

What else do you want to hear from me?

TUFIAKWA!!

I'd rather regard a JAMB cerfiticate(sic) than this tissue paper that was bought millions of naira.

Anyway he will use it to contest for the presidency when Cownu succeed in the ...

What do you want to hear?

What is so special about this eehn!
Is this road too much or special that it will attract attention after borrowing over 100 billion naira coupled with internally generated revenue of over 2 billion naira monthly, yet no tangible project to show for it.

I challenge those of you who hail Wike to point to any tangible project completed in Rivers State and Port Harcourt in particular.
He should out do the previous administration in areas of building of new roads,health care centers,primary and secondary schools of international standards before will hail him.
The state is lacking in infrastructures compared to the revenue that flows in.

Wike should learn from Ambode of. Lagos state how to govern and provide for its citizens without much noise.

The bill seeking to grant amnesty to treasury looters has been denounced as ‘satanic’ by Hon. Ehiozuwa Johnson Agbonayinma, the chairman of the House of Representatives Ad-hoc Committee on US/Nigeria Relations. The bill which was sponsored by his colleague Linus Okorie,is scheduled for its second reading this July after scaling through the first reading within two weeks of its June 14 introduction. In a chat with newsmen, Agbonayinma stated:“We the 360 members in the House will mobilize against the bill and ensure that it is buried immediately it is introduced on the floor of the House.“I can assure you of that because such a satanic bill can never be allowed to sail through as its output will be retroactive and will further encourage corruption that has eaten so deep into the fabric of our society.“As for those peddling rumors that the speaker, Yakubu Dogara is the one behind it, they should shut their traps because Dogara cannot support a bill that will be counterproductive in Nigeria.“Many Nigerians have been jailed for stealing just N1000 and we are proposing a bill that will further promote corruption? No way; it can’t happen, as we can’t make separate laws for treasury looters in this country.”If the proposed bill goes into law, suspected looters of the nation’s treasury would enjoy full and complete amnesty, not face any probe, inquiry or prosecution, and will not be compelled to disclose the source of their looted funds, as long as they invest their ill-gotten wealth in the country.
Recall that members of the House of Representatives are currently seeking a bill to grant amnesty to those willing to return funds looted from Nigeria's treasury. According to the lawmakers, the bill will provide a three-year amnesty to the looters.

The bill seeking to grant amnesty to treasury looters has been denounced as ‘satanic’ by Hon. Ehiozuwa Johnson Agbonayinma, the chairman of the House of Representatives Ad-hoc Committee on US/Nigeria Relations. The bill which was sponsored by his colleague Linus Okorie,is scheduled for its second reading this July after scaling through the first reading within two weeks of its June 14 introduction. In a chat with newsmen, Agbonayinma stated:“We the 360 members in the House will mobilize against the bill and ensure that it is buried immediately it is introduced on the floor of the House.“I can assure you of that because such a satanic bill can never be allowed to sail through as its output will be retroactive and will further encourage corruption that has eaten so deep into the fabric of our society.“As for those peddling rumors that the speaker, Yakubu Dogara is the one behind it, they should shut their traps because Dogara cannot support a bill that will be counterproductive in Nigeria.“Many Nigerians have been jailed for stealing just N1000 and we are proposing a bill that will further promote corruption? No way; it can’t happen, as we can’t make separate laws for treasury looters in this country.”If the proposed bill goes into law, suspected looters of the nation’s treasury would enjoy full and complete amnesty, not face any probe, inquiry or prosecution, and will not be compelled to disclose the source of their looted funds, as long as they invest their ill-gotten wealth in the country.
Recall that members of the House of Representatives are currently seeking a bill to grant amnesty to those willing to return funds looted from Nigeria's treasury. According to the lawmakers, the bill will provide a three-year amnesty to the looters.

Pedophiles+incest= Insanity

This religion of peace is a trouble to the world.

This same thing will happen to Biafra if granted secession.
From all indication Biafra will experience an unprecedented implosion as never seen in the whole of Africa because of greed and quest for political power,fear of domination by other tribe of the same Igbo nation.
The Igbos Biafra will not survive up to two years because everybody would want to be leader and the fear of subjugation will lead to civil war.It is on this premise that many people conclude that they are better off in a Nigerian state with a renegotiated terms of coexistence.

Pastor Donates Life-Saving Kidney to Ailing Congregant.A Christian man who had been praying for relief from end stage renal disease since 2015 recently got a life-saving answer from his pastor who turned out to be a matching kidney donor after God told him to give his ailing congregant one of his own organs.End stage renal disease is the final stage of chronic kidney disease where the kidneys of those afflicted don’t work well enough for them to live without dialysis or a kidney transplant.In a narrative on fundraising website GoFundMe, Jesse Cerecerez, a longtime member of Holy Ground Baptist Church in Cameron, Texas, explained how his life changed after he was diagnosed with kidney disease.“In April of 2015 I was diagnosed with E.S.R.D. (End Stage Renal Disease) my doctor told me that my kidneys had failed. I started dialysis treatments on May 5, 2015, and that has changed my life forever. Dialysis is a rough lifestyle to live. I felt as if all my freedoms were taken away from me. These last two years have been really hard. I take dialysis three times a week. Every day I have been praying for a miracle in my life,” Cerecerez wrote.Without even knowing if he was a suitable matching donor, Cerecerez said his pastor, Basillio Montez Jr., told him last fall that God asked him to donate one of his kidneys. Eightmonths after Montez made his anointed offer, medical professionals determined he was a suitable matching kidneydonor for Cerecerez.“About eight months ago Pastor Basillio and his wife came to visit me. During his visit he explained that God had impressed in his heart to donate a kidney to me. I was shocked and excited all at once. So he went and got tested, and he’s a match,” Cerecerez revealed in late May.On June 16, two days before Father’s Day, Cerecerez went on to have a successful kidney transplant and he shared how grateful he was on his Facebook page.“So on this Father’s Day weekend I’m in the hospital. This past Friday I was given thegift of life by my pastor. I am forever grateful! Thank you pastor for allowing God to use you in this mighty way of donating your kidney to me. Love you pastor!” he wrote.Both men are now recovering. A day after the surgery, Cerecerez was already jesting in good spirits.“So now that I received my pastor’s kidney, he tells me I’m a Cowboy fan! Lol Dang it!” he quipped.“I got my life back and I can’t wait to see what else God has in store for me,” he told 11 Alivein an interview Monday.Pastor Montez Jr. explained that even though he was fulfilled in his normal duties as a pastor it was a special honor to be called to save a life.“We praise God for everything that God has been doing,” he said. “For the healing that he’s been giving us and always for his honor and his glory.”

lifeispeace:
tcheeeeew....
have you wondered if he couldn't recognize you because he thought you couldn't be outside or near him after you gave him the impression that you knew his plans?
if he had seen you, who knows? maybe you couldn't have been alive to write this story (be glad he didn't see you)
thank the fog thick darkness not some unseen God...
Abbi why didn't he just send one of his angels to fly you away rather than subject you to that heartbreaking fear..
Religion is really for the gullible...

Whatever blinded the attacker,be it darkness,fog or whatever as you claim is God.You atheist believe there is no God abi?You believe in evolution, big bang theory and all the rest.Whatever caused that big bang, or pushed that atom to split or caused evolution, that thing is God.
God is a spirit and cannot be defined in terms of matter or substance so you must agree with me that there must be a force for the causation.

Only the fool say there is no God.

Nyesom Wike is too troublesome and unfit to be a governor. Everybody knows how he bribed his way through Gesilia Khan INEC to get to that position.

What Rivers state needs is peace and development like Lagos state,not wasting of precious time and resources fighting his political enemies.

Wike should concentrate on infrastructural development to match what Amaechi did in Rivers State,curb cultism and insecurity and pay salary areas and pensioners.

Which kin yeye kwesion be this abeg?

Oya carry am for head one after the other to Lagos.

Luckianti:
Ohaneze ndi atulu

Who is the goat here... you or Ohaneze?
You people should continue fooling yourselves and making enemies with hate speeches across the country.
Nnamdi Cownu has his family resident in the UK if you don't know because when the chips are down people like you will have nowhere to run to.

People can be easily deceived especially when you give them that which they lack.Mr Kanu capitalized on the absence of leadership in Igbo land and had his way into the people's hearth with propaganda and hate speech while agitating for Biafra,a state that was vanquished over 40 years ago.
This agitation if allowed to continue will balkanized this country and it will be to no advantage of any region because every region has what the other needs to survive.
The people of the south east may even be the losers because 90% of their businesses are outside the region.They are also scattered across all states and have a limited land space.
They should rather re strategize and become major players in Nigeria politics rather than pulling out.Restructuring should be the way out.

Kanu and his Ipob should discontinue this macabre dance that will only lead to destruction and re negotiate their stake in Nigerian state.

I said it...yes i said it that it must be them....

Namadi CowNu dem people.
Apart from the shoe he was angry because the little boy refused to fly their useless flag with half sun.

What kind of a man is this biko nu?
He talks too much like a parrot.
Anyway,why wait till six months before declaring your Oduduwa after Biafra declaration eehn?
The same this Awolowo did and deceived the then Biafra military authority and was released from Calabar prison where he was locked up for treason.After his release he went back to the West as a hero and aligned with the Nigerian government to carry out blockade that saw millions of women and children to early grave.
Even though I'm against Nnamdi Kanu's agitation for Biafra, he should mind who he make friends with.

They don't clap for mosquito because he knows how to sing,its because they are targeting to kill him.
When the stage is set people like FFK will fall back to his root.

Understanding husband indeed.

Abeg this woman dey nack wela outside matrimony.

This is un African,in fact a taboo in Yoruba land.

This man is one of the problems of this administration, the cabal in Aso rock that has held this country to ransom.

The presidency is an office that is occupied by a person,the President or acting President be it Buhari or Osinbajo and such can never mean same.

Just because they don't want to subject themselves to the authority of the acting President Osinbajo, they act with impunity.

You people should continue in this your boju boju play with this country. All I know is that God no dey sleep he will surely deliver his people from this bondage.