Islam › Re: Man Says He "Found Allah's Name On Ram Meat" In Lagos by hatchy: 11:46am On Sep 03, 2017 |
Brainless people all over Africa,especially in Nigeria where religion is all we know yet we are the most corrupt,wicked,and backward.
It is very obvious that the so-called inscription is as a result of the grill used in roasting the meat.
Hmmmmm!
Na wa for Africa o! |
Romance › Re: Noxolo Mampa, The South African Lady Who Bashed Nigerian men Finally Apologized by hatchy: 11:19pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
You think you can open your gutter mouth and spew trash at us and expect us to take it...
We will not take it...
Next time think before you address Nigerians on the social media. |
Romance › Re: Will My Boyfriend Marry Me? by hatchy: 7:53pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
This old woman with her nonsensical post all the time.
You want us to tell you if your boyfriend will ever marry you. Are you desperately looking for a husband? You no get levels at all. |
Romance › Re: I Had A Dream Whereby My Boyfriend Met My Mom? by hatchy: 7:48pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
After checking your profile I conclude that you are an adult but with a baby brain. All your post on Nairaland is nothing but poo.
Sense fall on you when you grow up mama with small pikin sense. |
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Arrested In Ilorin After Releasing Maggot In A Lady’s V**ina (photos) by hatchy: 4:53pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Taaaah!
Fake news.Where is the photos,eehn?
People just sit comfortably behind their keyboard to write rubbish and post here thinking everybody is a fool.
Nansence! |
Politics › Re: Governor Ben Ayade Rushes Home To Avoid Impeachment by hatchy: 4:43pm On Sep 02, 2017*. Modified: 6:53pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Even those you think will reason with their brains because of their educational background are the ones that will disappoint you since they seem to reason thru their anus.
Ben Ayade has done nothing in Cross River other than appointment of 5000 political aids.
Nigeria is a circus! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why The World Did Not End In 2012 by hatchy: 8:25am On Sep 02, 2017 |
vaxx: Question (Q): Are there any threats to the Earth in 2012? Many Internet websites say the world will end in December 2012.
Answer (A):The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.
Q: What is the origin of the prediction that the world will end in2012?
A:The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth. This catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003, but when nothing happened the doomsday date was moved forward to December 2012 and linked to the end of one of the cycles in the ancient Mayan calendar at the winter solstice in 2012 - hence the predicted doomsday date of December 21, 2012.
Q: Does the Mayan calendar end in December 2012?
A: Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -just as your calendar begins again on January 1 - another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.
Q: Is NASA predicting a "total blackout" of Earth on Dec. 23 to Dec. 25?
A: Absolutely not. Neither NASA nor any other scientific organization is predicting such a blackout. The false reports on this issue claim that some sort of"alignment of the Universe" will cause a blackout. There is no such alignment (see next question). Some versions of this rumor cite an emergency preparedness message from NASA administrator Charles Bolden. This is simply a message encouraging people to be prepared for emergencies, recorded as part of a wider government preparedness campaign. It never mentions a blackout.
Q: Could planets align in a way that impacts Earth?
A: There are no planetary alignments in the next few decades and even if these alignments were to occur, their effects on the Earth would be negligible. One major alignment occurred in 1962, for example, and two others happened during 1982 and 2000. Each December the Earth and sun align with the approximate center of the Milky Way Galaxy but that is an annual event of no consequence.
Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A:Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.
Q: What is the polar shift theory? Is it true that the Earth's crust does a 180-degree rotation around the core in a matter of days if not hours?
A:A reversal in the rotation of Earth is impossible. There are slow movements of the continents (for example Antarctica was near the equator hundreds of millions of years ago), but that is irrelevant to claims of reversal of the rotational poles. However, many of the disaster websites pull a bait-and-switch to fool people. They claim a relationship between the rotation and the magnetic polarity of Earth, which does change irregularly, with a magnetic reversal taking place every 400,000 years on average. As far as we know, such a magnetic reversal doesn't cause any harm to life on Earth. Scientists believe a magnetic reversal is very unlikely to happen in the next few millennia.› More about polar shift.
Q: Is the Earth in danger of being hit by a meteor in 2012?
A:The Earth has always been subject to impacts by comets and asteroids, although big hits are very rare. The last big impact was 65 million years ago, and that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Today NASA astronomers are carrying out a survey called the Space guard Survey to find any large near-Earth asteroids long before they hit. We have already determined that there are no threatening asteroids as large as the one that killed the dinosaurs. All this work is done openly with the discoveries posted every day on the NASA Near-Earth Object Program Office website, so you can see for yourself that nothing is predicted to hit in 2012
.Q: How do NASA scientists feel about claims of the world ending in2012?
A: For any claims of disaster or dramatic changes in 2012, where is the science? Where is the evidence? There is none, and for all the fictional assertions, whether they are made in books, movies, documentaries or over the Internet,we cannot change that simple fact. There is no credible evidence for any of the assertions made in support of unusual events taking place in December 2012.› Why you need not fear a supernova› About super volcanoes
Q: Is there a danger from giant solar storms predicted for 2012?
A:Solar activity has a regular cycle,with peaks approximately every 11 years. Near these activity peaks, solar flares can cause some interruption of satellite communications, although engineers are learning how to build electronics that are protected against most solar storms. But there is no special risk associated with 2012. The next solar maximum will occur in the 2012-2014 time frame and is predicted to be an average solar cycle, no different than previous cycles throughout history.
https://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C7773390958
Do you think this world will ever end? be rational and religious in your answer. What about the date 21 September 2017 ? To me the world will never end,for it is written in the scriptures "World without end" The world will end spiritually for man. When we die that is the end of the world for us,we transit to another spiritual plain of existence. This plain is a place to prepare us to another place spiritually. The physical world as we know it will never cease to exist rather events and occurrences will continue to shape the world,that is nature. |
Romance › Re: I Love My Guy Girl Friend. Should I Pray They Breakup. by hatchy: 7:42am On Sep 02, 2017 |
Why cant you go and get yours elsewhere must it be that your friend's girlfriend?
This shows how low self-esteemed you are.
Anuofia! |
Crime › Re: Horror As Man Inserts Four Fingers Inside Wife's Privates In A Bid To Punish Her by hatchy: 9:46pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Horror As Man Inserts Four Fingers Inside Wife's Privates In A Bid To Punish Her by hatchy: 9:46pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
The man is a beast and a sadist.
How can you treat your wife like an object of sex taking pleasure in inflicting pains on her by inserting four whole dirty fingers in her private part.
Wucked! |
Travel › Re: Tanker Collapses On Nearby Vehicle On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway by hatchy: 9:41pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:

Thank God that the car is not a complete write-off.
The tyres and rims are still good and can be salvaged.
I wish I were there, instead of snapping pictures, I'd be scooping diesel into my gallons. Always talking trash on Nairaland. You have become a nuisance here just like this other guy, Sarrki. |
Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa's Response To Ruggedman's Invitation To An Event Via Twitter by hatchy: 8:04pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
Evaberry: Hahahah
someone actual invited this ugly obese chick to an event and she's making yanga.
it's true what they say
foolishness is like peak, it's in you Women can hate themselves like kilode! See comment from fellow girl na. Why the bashing from you now? |
Politics › Re: South West Youth Assembly Ask FG To Arrest Nnamdi Kanu Within 72hrs by hatchy: 12:30pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
Which one is South West Youth Assembly Kwanu,eehn?
I still say it that people should leave Nnamdi Kanu and his Ipob miscreants alone to dance their dance.
We have seen something similar to this in the past when Uwazuruike came and scammed after which he went to enjoy his money.
Stop making a mountain out of ant mole by calling this young man and his group all the time to be arrested and made a hero.
All we know is that Nigeria will never be balkanized and whatever that goes up must come down.
Its a matter of time and people will realize that the agitation is nothing but for selfish gains. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. Orders Closure Of Russian Consulate In San Francisco by hatchy: 12:01pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
Forget it!
These two world powers carry other countries dey play Ludo.
It is all for their own selfish interest they are fighting for. Without Russia,America will be flogging every country like children in school and without America Russia will convert every country to slave camp like Siberia and Ukraine.
They should slug it out there and leave us out of their battle of interest and mineral resources. |
Celebrities › Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by hatchy: 11:38am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Why is everybody bashing this guy for God sake! He came out open to tell the whole world what he passed thru in his marriage and also to serve as an eye opener to others so as not to fall into same kind of mistake, instead of commending and encouraging him,we call him names.
Most guys who are calling him all sort of names are even in the worse marriage but decide to keep low out of shame of what relatives and friends would say,while some ladies who choose fine face,money and fame are suffering in silence.
Mr Fine Face,God will see you thru and give you peace in your marriage since you have realized your mistakes,for as you make your bed so shall you lay on it. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Hurricane Victims Need Prayers, Not Blankets!!!"---christian Politician by hatchy: 10:56am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Prayers without work?
Are you sure this politician is not related in any way to Nigeria because this is what we see in this country when people are supposed to provide for the citizenry but fail to do so they then ask for prayers.
Any way there too many drugs in the US, I don't know the particular one that is tormenting this one. |
Phones › Re: Checkout The World's Biggest 400GB Microsd Card With Price In Nigeria by hatchy: 10:48am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Wao!
White man is far far ahead of us and there is no way we will catch up with him even if he stops development for the next 500 years.
The black race and Nigerians in particular are still hunting human heads for money rituals and cooking plantain pepper soup with human intestine,liver and hearth.
Thumbs up for real human beings(whites).
Well done job in Sandisk laboratory for this innovation! |
Politics › Re: Biafra: Northern Elders Demand Nnamdi Kanu’s Head by hatchy: 10:38am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Make una allow this small boy rest na,eehn!
Just imagine how they have made a mountain out of ant mole.
Kanu this,Kanu that. He has become more popular than Buhari that made him.
Ayam tired of this country! |
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Career › Re: Things To Never Do At Work - Workplace Etiquette by hatchy: 10:14am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Bitcoin1000: If you take bold steps like me you don't need this bullshittt
Check my profile If everybody take this same bold step of yours, who will be in the bank working,who will work at the airport, sea port,factories etc. What you so called entrepreneurs or self employed people fail to understand is that not everyone will be like you and not every entrepreneur succeed,so maintain your lane let others maintain theirs. Period! |
Celebrities › Re: Funeral For Huge Crocodile by hatchy: 8:13am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Show us pictures of the dead Crocodilian or this news is fake and should be discarded in the dustbin ASAP.
Meanwhile Happy New Month and Sallah Holiday to all Nairalanders. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: For The First Time In 70 Years, Ghana Will No Longer Manage Nigeria’s Airspace by hatchy: 8:04am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Junk journalism!
Repetition of statements over and over and over just to fill space. |
Phones › Re: Substandard Phone Causes Cancer – NCC Warns by hatchy: 7:51am On Sep 01, 2017*. Modified: 9:14am On Sep 01, 2017 |
All regulatory agencies are toothless bulldogs from CBN,NAFDAC,NCC,SON etc are all enmeshed in corruption hence they can only talk but can't go beyond that. All the network providers pay heavily to ncc both in cash and airtime to keep them at a corner.
Nigeria is a circus! |
Politics › Re: Hate Speeches: NBC Impose Heavy Sanctions On Broadcast Stations by hatchy: 6:51am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Government that was founded and built on the foundations of lies,deceit and propaganda is pained on how the arrow they shot has reversed back to them.
You cannot gag Nigerians and the media from saying what they feel is right or criticizing,which is one of the ingredients of democratic governance.
Anyway I will take them serious when they are able to shut down their nightmare, Radio Biafra. |
Science/Technology › Re: Astronomers Are Hearing Something Weird In Space, And Can’t Figure Out Where by hatchy: 6:45am On Sep 01, 2017 |
That could be Jehovah's abode.
Humans with their quest for knowledge sef! Can these whole galaxies and billions of stars come into existence by accident, just like that? Of course there is a master designer somewhere who did it.
Only a fool say there is no God. |
Politics › Re: EFCC To Begin Repatriation Of $200billion Dubai Stash, Receives Looters' List by hatchy: 6:20am On Sep 01, 2017*. Modified: 7:08am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Enough of this recovered loot news Abeg! All we hear is Billions upon Billions being recovered from Nigerians yet no one is in jail and the economy is still in shambles.
A government that is founded on the foundations of lies and deceit,not knowing when to stop the lies and propaganda game and come clean will definitely crumble one day.
If I may ask,where is Yakubu and his millions of dollars recovered.Where are the ones recovered in buildings,flats and shops stashed by people. No one is jailed and the money disappears and re-looted as nothing is heard after the initial gra gra by Efcc.
Nigeria is a circus! |
Crime › Re: Slay Queen Slayed By Bestfriend [video] by hatchy: 10:16pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Yeye bloggers looking for traffic.
Left for me una go hear am! |
Education › Re: List Of JAMB Cut-Off Marks For All Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges by hatchy: 8:14pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
malware: Must you drag the North in every thread that has nothing to do with region or religion
How do you arrived at your 97% figure?
Do you know how percentages are calculated?
Are all Nigerian Higher institutions captured in the list?
You can do better... . Tribal jingoism won't put food on your table. Very lame argument. Learn how to argue convincingly. |
Education › Re: List Of JAMB Cut-Off Marks For All Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges by hatchy: 8:11pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
FoolishBoy419: next time use your brain please. so many Northern universities were omitted in the list including the Almighty ABU, Bayero and many others I don't need to engage you in any discourse because your name says exactly who you are. Anumanu! |
Nairaland General › Re: Flood: See Photos Of Agony, Pain And Devastation In Benue by hatchy: 5:01pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Na wao!
Mammy water don do meeting for Benue people o! |
Crime › Re: Girl Burnt Her Lover & Herself To Death In Lagos (pic) by hatchy: 4:41pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
midehi2: Say you are madly angry, grab a knife and say you wanna cut my guy, he go use am slit ya throat
But why not quietly walk away, thou its painful but better opportunity await out there, why killing yourself and another.
Ladies, if a guy breaks your heart, cry it out and walk away pleeeeease Feminist spotted! You want to put the blame on the guy that he jilted the lady,not so? This lady is a very violent person who had evil intention for the guy walking out of the relationship. 98% of domestic violence are caused by women but the will be the ones to run to the social media to display. |
Education › Re: List Of JAMB Cut-Off Marks For All Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges by hatchy: 11:25am On Aug 31, 2017 |
97% of these institution are located in the South.
Those who are supposed to bring education to the North are busy enriching themselves and sending their children to study overseas but brainwash the poor northerner to reject the same western education so as to continually subjugate,impoverish and bring them to total submission.
It will take decades for the North to catch up with the South educationally and exposure.
The Northern youths need to rise up against this imbalance in social justice or risk total annihilation by their elites |