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AM NOT COMING BACK, BUHARI TELLS NIGERIANS
Pellow Naijerians I heard zat you fiful are conflaining zat I habe been missing in action por too long like a gwost worker, some fiful said I habe mobed za goment prom Naijeriya to Lonzon, while my suforters are fraying por me to kwum back soon. I am not kwoming back.
Why should I Kwom back to za kwontiri that za citizens don't habe resfect por za fresident and commander in chiep op za arm porces, a kwontiri dat makes me sick like never bepor? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat I can't habe rest feacefuly wizout fiful shouting zat I should attend Pederal Exicuutive Council meetings and stof attending Pridays Juma'at frayers? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that za oza time I tra eled and was releasing fictures, za fiful started saying za fictures were potoshofs? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za Senate cannot eben inporm me bepore zey made his Seselency, Fropesuar Yomi Osibande za Bice Fresident, zat I made za Kwodinata op National Apears, an acting fresident? Zis is disresfect and disafoinmet to my ferson and oppice. Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za fiful are either frostesting por piscal pedralism or tutal seferation? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat Pemi Pani Kayode and Payose are jas tarking any hahu against me, my feaceful fiful and my farty, za All Frogressives Confidence, and fiful are fraising them on Pesbook? Chai! I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat za Sufrime Court has resurrected za Fifuls Democratic Farty by rulling in pevour of Makarpi against Sheripp my frepaad candidate? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that hyenas and jackals are all over ze flace attacking weaker animals zat are fraying por me? Kai! I am not kwoming back.
I am not kwoming back, but I can ashua you fiful dat you wili miss me and begi me to kwom back, but por now, I am not kwoming back.

Nothing would have stopped me from arranging at least six hefty men to catch this op, put him in chains and take him straight to psychiatric hospital if i had set my eyes on him.

I know him very well,he have not taken his medications since he escaped from the psychiatric place.

Meanwhile i will upload his pictures soon for the general public to beware.

This guy wey get frog voice.
His time is past.

And what kind of mad person hair style be that,eehn?

Some yeyebrities sef!

So you sat down comfortably behind your keyboard and typed this trash eehn?

Amadioha,Sango and all the gods of the land fall on you and your entire generation.

FUCKyouALL:
are you done talking? Mad man are you done talking? Hell fire locate you

Lorry load of Cow(nu) fall on you and your generation.

Nwa Mmefu!

Apple is very costly commodity now.I and Eve would have plucked enough to sell in fruit garden market here in port Harcourt to offset some of our financial bills.

Period.

dudebuck:
GO AND HANG YOURSELF, I SAID, GO AND HANG YOUR SELF! KPOKWA nne gi na nna gi ndi anumanu. Ha ga asi gi eeh nwa anyi i meela nke oma.

This my comment pain you reach your bone marrow,why?
Instead of you to think of how to become useful in life,don't drink snipper because of my comment o.

Ewu Gambia!

All I see around him are miscreants ready to cause public disorder because of one Cownu.

Very very soon their eyes will be cleansed after scamming them.

Ndi Anumanu!

Wiked Wike appoints his boys from the same cult as caretaker chairmen rather than election for over two years now.
There is no way people like me will know these people as they are not popular and represent no one except their master that appointed them.

I will wait till 2019 to know who my Local Government Chairman is.

NwaAmaikpe:


Which ex-Ambasaador drives a Lexus RX300?

Why do you spew rubbish all the time?
Must he drive G-Wagon because he was an ambassador. What is wrong with living a modest life,or you think it's everybody that like to show off.

Think before you type.

Murderers. The husband and his brother killed his wife and staged her death like suicide and and gave her palm oil.

What a wicked world we live in, mother against children, husband against wife,tribe against tribe, nation against nation. It is written in the scriptures.

I don't know why Angel Michael is still holding the trumpet and not doing the needful.

sarrki:
You are a patriot

And you are enemy of the state for supporting that a brain dead and incapacitated man to continue holding this great Nation under his armpit.

I spit on your comment.

Chisos!!
What da heck with this people.
Just because he's poor abi?
Meanwhile Saraki and all those who looted this country dried are walking the street free and throwing parties and recieving titles and Doctorate degrees here and there.

Chai! God where are you?
Why is Angel Michael still playing with the trumpet without sounding it,eehn?

I weep for this country, honestly.

What is he coming back to do for God sake. Can't this Cabal leave this dying man with his hard luck to exhaust all his tenure there?
The name Buhari is an epitome of hardship,religious bigotry, economic quagmire, nepotism and visionless leadership.
His return will take us back to square one and reverse what ever progress made in the past 70 days he's been away to London.

I pray his plane develop serious fault that will take another two months to fix before coming back; at least we should be almost the end of the year.

Gman4real:
See as u dey talk like say u go fit fight if them invite u

I'm not a coward like you.

Meanwhile get off my mention,I don't engage kids in discussion.

Kwankwaso is a known Jihadist who doesn't hide his hatred for Christians. He is worse than Buhari and will do anything and everything to defend his core Northerners anywhere in Nigeria.

Blood thirsty Fulani rampaging the whole country and the Federal government stands akimbo watching.

I don't understand the reason why other tribes cannot unite and deal with this Fulani issue tit for tat once and for all,show them that no tribe have the monopoly of violence.

This albino of Cownu is chewing more than he can swallow.

Obasanjo would have shown you how not to challenge the state if you had done this rubbish during his tenure. Ask Uwazuruike of Massob and Asari Dokubo what happened to them.

Anuofia from Umuahia!

Look at this Cow called Cownu, your stupidity is at the peak.

So all your plans is to annex Rivers state because of oil and sea port.
You will never get it because Rivers people will defend their land with the last drop of their blood.
I have always said it that other ethnic groups within the south south are afraid of the Igbos annexation of their land and that is what this albino is already planned to do. Thank God you just said it now so every Niger deltan will know the hidden agenda of the Igbos.
My advice to you and your bunch of dreamers is to take what they offered you and leave or else....

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Zoharariel:
Your brain is leaking hydraulic fluid. This is the reason I despise Amerika and will see, insha allah, to her collapse & downfall.

Who made Amerika the overseer or the ultimate director of the affairs of all other sovereign states?

It is an article of faith in Amerika, Britain & Israel that each missile test by Iran or North Korea is a “threat” or “provocation.”

But is it true?

Over the last several months, India tested its Agni-2 medium-range and Agni-3 intermediate-range ballistic missiles, as well as an Agni-5 ICBM, producing only yawns of indifference.

Pakistan also fired an Ababeel medium-range ballistic missile, capable of delivering multiple warheads, while China and Russia both tested ICBMs.

Even Babylon, as it was roundly condemning North Korea for its tests, launched Minuteman 3 & Trident missiles. None of these tests by these nuclear powers were deemed provocative nor was note taken of the hypocrisy of the Trump administration in expressing outrage over North Korea's self defense.

Therefore, North Korea & Iran say their nuclear program “is a legitimate and righteous measure for self-defence to protect the sovereignty and the right to existence” of their nations.

You're even lucky that I am not the President of North Korea or Iran; we would have gotten over ww3 and be focusing more on ww4 - Because Mio raye rada-rada, nonsense!

From your utterances i can see the kind of person you are.Your type is the reason Trump is keeping Muslims away from entering the US. Go and get rid of your self of hate and religious bigotry before I engage you in any discourse.

Iran is a rogue state just like North Korea. What are you going to do with Inter Continental Ballistic Missile if not to use it to terrorize other Nations.
The Islamic state is unstable and cannot be trusted to have Nuclear weapons in its arsenal.
Even if the US is guilty of some of the atrocities, it remains a watch dog to maintain the balance of power.
Had it been Adolf Hitler and Japan was not stopped by mainly US involvement in WW2,Africa would have been converted to slave camps working for Hitler and his allies.
Truth be told,Iran is a troublesome country ruled by religious extremists who once said the state of Isreal should be wiped away from the face of the map.How then do you allow such a country to possess nuclear weapons.
She is a big treat to its neighbors and the world at large. If Iran was to be US,then we are doomed because they will impose Islam in every country of the world.
The west is not comfortable with Pakistan and Iran possession of nuclear weapon as an Islamic nation because these people can never be trusted no matter how you try to please them.

He's very right. They should all come back for the usual August meeting.

Good one from Dr Adeleke.
God bless you.

Although i was thinking its "Michael Jackson" Adeleke,the newly elected SINator.

conductor001:
They don beat innocent Maiduguri farmers looking for food until they agree they're terrorists.

The Nigerian Zoo Army I know or another one?

Na true talk o!

Check out how tattered and hungry looking they are. These are definitely locals looking for food.
Nigeria army and police are always looking for scapegoats to make it look as if the Oga in charge and his boys are working.
Police parade suspects by their Oga while Army Oga do same.

Deceiving Nigerians since the days of Aguiyi Ironsi

I suspect that PDP and APC wants to go into alliance.
Ike Ekweremadu's visit to Tinibu the other day and this woman's visit today smack of something.

There is no opposition in Nigerian politics any longer rather people of same interest coming together for their selfish interests.
Tell me the reason a minister from the ruling party will pay official visit to the chairman of supposed opposition party.

2019 will surely hot for all of you because the electorates have become wiser.

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Kenya and Ogun state are competing in odd news.

Nothing good comes out of these two places.

Ayam tired of this country sef.

Every week new distraction will crop up to make the citizens look the other way from critical issues of an absentee President and economic quagmire.

And so what?
Is that why his husband abandoned his responsibilities and moved to London pretending he is sick.

Sharing food is not what we need. The people need to provide their own food. So government should provide all the necessary enabling environment for that.

"Don't give me fish;teach me how to fish"