₦airaland Forum

Since Buhari came back it's death,death and more death everywhere.

Buhari why na?

And death you will get because Rivers people will vote Apc into Brick house come 2019 instead of this murderous and occultic devil,Wike.

Keep deceiving your self and these miscreants following you sheepishly.

You were not born and was not there during the Nigeria/Biafra civil war.
You have not also heard the sound of artillery gun fire nor the sound of bomb explosions that is why you always spew this rubbish.

Kanu please go and read the history book and learn because when the stage is set you will be the one to flee this country first.

Even their mother does not hide her miserable life of stupidity and idiocies.

Ipob brainwashed miscreants showing off their foolishness even in places of worship.

Ndi Ara!

It that all?

The entire Europe never see anything sef!

Europe especially Germany will see more of this terrorist attacks in the future since they absorb these Moslems into their country.

Their fellow moslem countries of Saudi,Jordan,Egypt etc are strict and don't even allow migrants the way European countries do.

Very soon Moslems will over run the entire European continent and impose sharia law.

So what is godly about their pictures,eehn?

Are you telling me that they have not tasted the "Adams Apple" or what?

Hypocrisy is all I see there.

Quote me and Buhari cow dung will fall on you.

Like my comment and be blessed for the rest of the week.

"You Cut Them"

I believe that you didn't see the four walls of higher institution but you are training her in the University.

Your mumu tie wrapper o!

This Ebonyi people don't have any other business acumen than hawking gala,soft drinks and handkerchief.

They constitute public nuisance wherever you find them and turn violent when government decide to dislodge them from street and highway hawking. Most also engage in criminal activities here in port Harcourt.

They should all be sent back to their state instead of polluting other people's state with their Yeye life.This is not what the right to live and do business anywhere in the country says.

The President General of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, Chief Nnia Nwodo has berated the Federal Government over its appeal to the court to imprison separatist leader, Kanu for flouting bail conditions. The apex socio-political association of the Igbo, Ohanaeze Ndigbo, has condemned moves by the Federal Government to re-arrest the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, who is being prosecuted before an Abuja Federal High Court on treasonable felony charges. Kanu was granted bail on April 25, 2017, after spending several months in detention. But, in an application which was reportedly served on Kanu on Friday, the Federal Government asked the court to revoke the bail granted the IPOB leader, and also order his immediate arrest by the police. The Federal Government’s motion seeking the revocation of Kanu’s bail was hinged on the grounds that the IPOB leader had flouted the terms and conditions of the bail granted him by Justice Binta Nyako. The Federal Government noted that Kanu violated the bail conditions by granting interviews and holding rallies which attracted crowds that exceeded 10 persons, contrary to the orders of the court. The IPOB leader was equally described as a threat to national security for inaugurating an illegal security outfit known as Biafra Security Service. However, reacting to the development on Saturday, President General of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, Chief Nnia Nwodo, accused the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, SAN, of bias. Speaking in a statement entitled ‘Attorney General of the federation, please respect your oath of office!’, the Ohanaeze leader noted that the bail conditions handed down by the court violated Kanu’s human rights. Nwodo wondered why the AGF would move to re-arrest Kanu, when he (AGF) did not take any step to check the activities of the Arewa youths, who, he said,only ‘pretended’ to withdraw the quit notice they issued to Igbo in the North.
Parts of the statement read, “It has just been brought to my notice that the Attorney General of the Federation has approached the courts to incarcerate Nnamdi Kalu for flouting his bail conditions.“I am amazed that the distinguished attorney is prepared to contest the superiority of the provisions of the constitution on fundamental human rights of freedom of movement and freedom of association over an erroneous judicial proclamation violating those rights.“I am equally miffed by the audacity with which the Attorney General displays his bias without regard to his oath of office.“A few hours ago under the watchful eyes of the Chairman of the Northern Governors Forum and in total defiance of the Head of State’s proclamation of the rights of a citizen of Nigeria to live anywhere in Nigeria and to do business anywhere in Nigeria, the Arewa youths, pretending to withdraw their quit notice gave qualifications to the Head of State’s proclamation, issuing conditions for enjoyment of citizenship status.
“These same Arewa youths are supposed to have been arrested on the orders of the Governor of Kaduna State and the Inspector General of Police for acts of treason, conversion and sedition.“As the Chief Law Officer of the Federation, the Attorney General looks the other way. He does not go to court to seek an order of arrest or prosecution.
”Nwodo pointed out that, although he and some other Igbo leaders have been insulted by Kanu due to differences in opinion, the IPOB leader reserves the right to hold any point of view in a democratic society.“Nnamdi, as a citizen of Nigeria, is free to hold any point of view no matter how displeasing to anyone so long as they are not inciting or provoking any criminal activities.“I and some Igbo leaders have differences of opinion with Nnamdi on a number of issues. We have been insulted and abused by Radio Biafra but we concede them their right to differ from us. We concede them their nature to be exuberant as youths but we cannot be judgmental about their rights.“This is a democracy. In democracies, leaders are abused, pelted with rotten eggs and booed at, as the former Edo State governor was booed in Abuja a few days ago. These acts are not necessarily criminal.“I urge the Attorney-General not to exacerbate our already tense nation by commencing a legal action which portrays him as biased, insensitive and misdirected,” the Ohanaeze leader added.

Orodje:
Some are real in Ghana the magic pot and all that but nah fake many pass

That is why their currency is always on the decline when you have magicians minting money other than the central bank that is saddled with such responsibility.

Nma27:
Ghanian TV can advertise this voodoo thing like its legal there.

A country that cannot stop money making voodoo rubbish on television....

Is that one a country?

Nonsense!

Repetition of statement.

The miscreants will all hang themselves for hearing this from the wife of Late Ojukwu who led the people of the south east into a bitter war and later fled abandoning them to their faith.

This albino carrying himself like an emperor have started his own game of brainwashing the people and finally lead them to self destruction after which he will flee to the UK.

The elites should stand up against this guy because he is leading them to the red sea to be consumed instead of crossing it.

More earnings for the government but more poverty to the Niger Delta people.
Money earned from oil has oiled every part of the country except the owners of the resources. Lagos,Abuja and other cities were built with the money gotten from oil but the Niger delta as a whole is stricken by poverty with no roads,pipe borne water and good health facilities.

The injustice in this country will only be corrected by total restructuring where there will be total devolution of powers and resource control.

[quote author=emaxjey post=59739491]kk.......may God continue to help you Mr President..
God bless Nigeria
and lastly all the patriotic citizens that didn't say bad about you during your trip to London [/quote
Taaaah!

Buhari smelly boxer fall on you.

ecoeco:
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B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

FBI Agent.

But since you are a Buafraud,you will be recruited into the Biafra secret service.

Deal decisively with that stubborn mosquito called Nnamdi Cownu and his gang of miscreants stirring the crocodile infested waters.

Baba is back everybody buckle up and be on your lane or....

I strongly believe that the stubborn grasshopper will not make it for too long.Not wishing him death tho but from the look of things,he is really really not medically sound to face the rigors of that office.

The stubborn grasshopper is not doing this on his own,for left for him he would have long gone to rest to take care of his health, but because of not just the Aso rock cabal but the Northern emirs and elites whom he represent their interest.

Resign old man or go the way of the stubborn grasshopper!

Very nonsensical and idiotic talk from this people.
Thou I'm not a fan of Fayose but everyone has the constitutional and human right to criticize which is one of the ingredients of democratic governance.

Trailer load of Buhari cow dung fall on you people.

Anuofia!

You are very very right.
Most of your party men are mad.

Le' me call their names;
Fani Kayode
Ayo Fayose
Reno Omokri
Nnamdi Cownu and his gang of miscreants.

We thank you for this unclad truth; so call these your people to order before they make it to the market place.

That is a result of too much Alomo bitters, Oshogbo weed and tramadol.

Stay off drugs and alcoholic so you will live long.

Thank me later.

Mushroom groups and criminal gangs with bogus names all over the Niger delta,each claiming to represent the people but in reality fighting for their pockets just like that inflated balloon called Asari Dokubo.

When the ineffectual buffoon held sway in Aso rock he did nothing other than drinking wine while the national treasury was looted by his ministers and aids.He did not even provide ordinary pipe borne water to his community Otuoke,now you just wake up and begin to rant like a mad dog all the way from Lagos that there won't be election if there is no restructuring.

What happened to the Confab report that the buffoon convened,why didn't he have the political will to implement it?

Shame on you!

Oh my Goodness!

Which kind of prayers requires the rubbing of both genitals together to be answered,eehn!
Some people can be so foolish that you won't believe a grown adult can act like a child of two years.

Well, it is obvious that the babalawo(pastor) have been sleeping with not just with the younger sister but also with their mother as well.
Meanwhile the thing sweet the woman sotey she had orgasm.Had it not resulted to pregnancy nobody would have heard of it.

That is what happens to 90% of women who flock to prayer houses and miracle shops.

Nonsense!

SalamRushdie:
Impressive policing from the NPF I must say .They must look into every angle just to make sure nobody is playing smart ..The woman left herself open to suspicion the moment she took the child to her church instead of the nearest authorities and from there further took the child to another station outside the jurisdiction she claimed she saw the child ..I must say this is impressive policing and I stand with the Nigerian police on this ..Great call by the police

Your stupidity is of the highest oder.


Trailer load of Buhari cow dung fall on you.

This is my own drawing...

THE ACCOUNT OF THE AFFLICTIONS OF THE KING AND CHARLES THE SON OF OPUTA (Chapter 1)

1. And it came to pass that on the 7th day of the 8th month of the third year that king Buhari ascended to the throne of the kingdom that trouble broke out in the land for the king suffereth affliction.

2. And he departed to seek medication in a foreign country for his affliction was grave that the host of physicians in the land Faileth to cure.

3. And he proclaimed to the people saying, "I present unto thee this day Yemi, the son of Osinbanjo, my deputy who shall sit upon this throne and rule in my stead till I be made whole of my affiliation. All these that the book of the law might be fulfilled.

4. But after he hath tarried to come for ninety days and ninety nights that the people murmureth against the king.

5. And they saith one man to the other; howbeit the king took pleasure in a foreign land when his kingdom lieth dissolate?

6. For the king bringeth much tribulation upon us and yet taketh refuge in a foreign land where he took counsel and make merry with foreign noble men.

7. But many said, surely, the king hath gave up the ghost to joined his fathers for no physician can make him whole of his affliction

8. And Charles, by the name Charlie Boy, who was also called Area Father, the son of Oputa, a noble man who judgeth over the people and dealeth deligently according to his duty before he rest with his father when he was old and full of age, took counsel among the people

9. For Charles is popular among the people for he ministereth in psalms with timberel, string instrument and organs and lived northward of the city of the great king. He rideth great horses of iron.

10. And he declared according to this words unto the people. "Brethren, I beseech thee this day, arise and gird thy loins for we shall march even unto the fountain of unity in the city of the great king.

11. And we shall march across the streets of the city even to the court of the great king and proclaim this words saying, 'return O ye king to thy kingdom to rule over thy people or ye shall be no king over us' .

12. And he named the congregation of men that followeth him "Our Mumu Don Do" which is translated to mean "enough of our folly"

13. For seven days and seven nights they marched upon the streets of the city and declared according to the words of Charlie Boy. But the watch men of the city contendeth with them and Charles fell upon his face.

14. And a certain adviser to the king by the name Garba the son of Shehu who dweleth in the court of the king declareth these words saying:

15. Verily verily I say unto thee, the king is made whole of his affliction and shall return to rule over the kingdom soon. Moreso, he dealeth diligently according to the books of the law before his sojourn to the foreign country. In like manner declareth Lai the son of Mohammed.

16. And it came to pass that when Charles the son of Oputa and his men marched unto the market of Wuse to to declare their message that the brethren of the king who buy and sell therein were wroth with anger

17. And they saith one man to the other, let us take hold of Charles that we might put him to death, even the son of Oputa, for he bringeth reproach upon the king.

18. And when they came to take hold of him by the garment so they may behead him, that he ran and escaped from amongst them. Not a few stones were cast upon him that day.

19. At the twilight of the next day, Charles who is also called Area Father, rose and declared to his congregation, be still for we shall put a hold on this march until the Spirit leadeth.
Alas...the king returned and even the Wike(d) one was among those that went to welcome him at the city gate and great will their folly be!!!

What kind of accident is this,eehn.
From what i see in the pictures posted there was nothing like accident but a carefully parked car by the owner or driver with little pencil scratch.

Op is an alarmist who wants to create panic over little thing.

Buhari newly formed Nigeria poo fall on you!