₦airaland Forum

Timmytimmy:
Molotov cocktail or taser?

Molotov cocktail....GTA?

Elthugnificent:
Ice cube once wrote, " the best thing in life is LIFE."

another wrote - the best things in life are not things

joedejana:
I found a need contractor, your help will not be needed

if thats d case, ok then

jauntee02:
following my poor performance for the past two years in the University with the inability to make it into 2nd class, i think i need your advice guys.

i applied through direct entry with a distinction from a polytechnic into a federal university. But i got carried away with "unnecessaries" that i couldn't make it even into the 2nd class level. now, we're about to end the session which is my 2nd year-which means i have only 1 year to complete my bsc program from that university (as it is a 4 year course).

i know i can't make it to second class form the result is too poor now.even if i have the best result in my final year, i won't still make it. Do you think it's a good idea to apply for another direct entry form next year into ilorin for i know i'm not that bad, but due to some "rubishes" i was involved. or do you think i should just carry on and end up with third class? pls your mature advice is needed!

thank you all

Hey! U have no problem at all. If u know in yourself that u're good, confident and have great ability, just finish and look for a job. I tell u what, all those telling u to reapply, quit, etc are not being very realistic.
U are not the first person to graduate with a 2nd class lower, a 3rd class, or a pass; & u wont be the last.
Who says that those who got 3rd class arent doing well?
Be realistic that's all. This is Nigeria

joedejana:
40 kg packed in a traveling case, disguised as a Teddy bear.
Let's talk about your commission,
$1m flat, little negotiations.

that's not going to happen. There're also 3rd party settlements (which u dont know about)

joedejana:
there might be a problem, I have some dop.e, and it has to come with me, will the security be tight? I can't afford to lose this deal. It costs me $90m.

It has to be smuggled

$90m....how many kilogrammes are we looking @?

joedejana:
***Tokyo ***
Yes, I left Asia. Their Food was weird. I had a quick stop in Brazil, I heard they have nice women.

By the way, I'll upload a picture of the yacht soon.

ok thats good. What about d consignment? I called San Rodrigo on d phone, & he said he'd dropped u some wraps.
I've called my contacts in d airport. U're now clear to come in freely.

Mimee1:
Anambra State Uni
Acceptance...21,300
School fees for new students..
College of medcine..close to 190k
Professional courses..136,950
Other courses..close to 120k
Hostel...20k
Off k..as ur moni reach
RepANSU#

quite expensive

AnodaIT:
If You are using Windows 7 below, just go to Windows update and select "Do not notify or download automatically" or something like that. Then half of your problems is gone.
But if it is Windows 8 above, sorry, you may need a third party app to put the firewall

ok....for windows 8, how do i get d firewall? Thanks for that little piece of info.

pls i know this is out of topic...
when browsing online using on a laptop, i notice that the mb starts zapping even when nothing is loading. Within 10 minutes, 40-50mb can get exhausted. What usually causes this? How do i solve this problem?
Thanks

TheSonOfMark:
No, it's not. The thing is: I've never really fancied hostels. I stay off campus 'cause I like preparing my meals, entertaining visitors and 'cause I'm a private person...but I love hostel girls.

hmmmm. Even in hostels, all these can be done

Greatest IFE:
Acceptance - N20,000
Freshers (Arts/Soc. science/Education) - 63k+
Freshers (Science/EDM) - 72,500
Accomodation - N3,090
>
Returning
Arts & co - N19,700
Science & co - N30,700
Health Scis - N33,700
Accomodation - N2,590

TheSonOfMark:
[color=#7700775] UNIVERSITY OF UYO, UYO[/color]

.Acceptance fee: #20,000
Year one: #56,000
Year two: #48,000
Year three: #46,000
Year four: #22,500

Hostel space: #8,500

#TeamOffCampus even if the hostel space is free of charge.

lol....must be like a gaol

StrongPenis:
University of Akobikobi (France...where I schools) ....Fees converted to naira

Tuition Fees per semester = 70,000
School Fees per semester = 25,000
Pension fees = 25,00000
Exam fees = 30,000
Lecture fees per lecture = 10,000

they made your p (e)nis strong there?

It was the first day of the session and a new fresh student, Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the
class in one of Nigeria's universities.
The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history."
The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Mensah, who had his
hand up.
Mensah replied: "King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875" "very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, "The land use
act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response except from Mensah:
"Obasanjo, 1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the class; "class, you
should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows
more about its history than you do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go"
"who said that?" she demanded,
Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student in the
back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?"
The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?"
Again, Mensah said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."
Now furious, another student
yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of
his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha,
1998"
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little shit. If you say anything
else, I'll kill you."
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered
around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon, 2007"
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a
fool"
Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" ·
Then a student again said we've started this
already,''no going back''
Mensah again said:
''Ibikunle to the students of OAU , 2014''...

Etech007:
ABU is the toughest uni to enter.because about 40% did remedials and about 59% do jamb more than once and only 1% get direct entery in one seating.

it has to do with reading. And they arent reading intoto

Johnwills:
Show!!! See advice!! Tantrum in deed... face your music my friend...

be guided thats all

simpleseyi:
YabaTech is the first higher institution in Nigeria, if you think it is not the best, then ask your professors either in UniLag, UNN, OAU, Covenant, ABU or where ever, they will tell you that they graduated from YabaTech.

wrong! Very wrong!! Very very wrong!!!

abheey11:
I'm nw convinced dat d pple I dis houx r bias and easternax. Hw culd u av include unn in dat list? Gt sumtn clear nw. D best skool in nigeria is unilag, dereafta u can cal oau and ui. Hw can u include unn dat produces local graduates dat cabt even speak proper english witout u knwoing dem b omo ibo. Abegi.... Any unilag product r alwaiz expose,veri sound, intelignt and smart in evri areas of life, and dats wot educatn is all about. Educatn simply means to be enlightend. Bt wen u talk of unn product, infact dy can yellow shirt on red trouser... If u r educatd, it must afect evri area of ur life and pple must c it in u....

the most horredous comment i've seen in a long time. Stirring up a hornet's nest. I'll just watch and see

alexis007:
not yet...i'm a fresher anyway and i'm still lingering in my city

ok....fresher in unn? Are u also in Nsk?

tosyne2much:
you took the words out of my mouth

I don't agree with this assertion.Self development is all that matters in life regardless of your institution

i could not agree more

abujamal:
in term of poly: Yabatech

Yabatech? Not close....not @ all

alexis007:
word,bro,Word!....(turns away and keep smoking his wrap of weed)

are u studying law in unn?

missyhorlah:
which is

ok, lets just say i agree with u

missyhorlah:
Ife tough Gan,infact my admission was thru God and no one else.I cried my eye outta its socket b4 I got it...

Greatest Ife!articulate Ife!ever conscious IFe
Of the greastest gbogbo,of the greatest gbabgba,of the greatest shiiiii

got a point there

alexis007:
i'm not gönna do that now...else that yoruba e-i.diot would start screaming 'gay alert!' to our own embarassment.....btw,who wants to kiss your big,black,weed-stained lips,even if they are going to get paid for doing it?[sticks out tongue]

i advise u in your best interest to be careful with your language tone. Trust me u dont want to come back here in future to see some of the stuffs u typed yourself. Be guarded and guided - lobatan.

Tinubu:
true talk... The UNN admission process is crap. Eight years ago, I had 269 in jamb, and got admitted on merit to study law in unn... At the registration point, one mad staff there said my ssce result was postdated( whatever that means) and stripped me of my admission. Na so I take cry go house, after my parents don hapi say dia baby boy don hammer enter unn. I had even been allocated hostel sef, had attended a few lectures, among other things.... All my efforts to even get philosophy fell through... It was later that one of the staff confided in me that since I am Yoruba, I should just forget trying to get in, because even the 'nwa afors' had not all gotten in... I cried my eyes out. I was so devastated that I could not even muster the energy to take the next JAMB.. Two years after, I mustered enough courage to take Jamb again, opting to study law at OAU as first choice... With my JAmB score of 272 and and post ume score of 298, na my house I dey wey news of my admission on merit come meet me, without lobbying any OAU staff, or knocking on any office Door. I only resumed in school to do my registration and commence lectures. Na the same 'post dated' result OAU accept without as much as a raise of an eyebrow. Having now graduated strong and presently in law school, my middle finger goes to UNN, and whatever it is associated with.

hmmm. very strange. What exactly happened to d result b'cos u should have taken it up.

Johnwills:
are you asking everyone here who Johnwills is?

i stumbled upon your comment when u quoted on d issue of cutoff marks which i posted some months ago...
u said ...''na 4 ur room dey release am? Or na 4 ur door post dey paste am?...''
>
Inasmuch as it happened in September, i need to advise u to be guided as to d way u make comments. That tantrum of yours is unnecessary.
Thanks

chaloner:
this is purely the universities dat can never hav a merit list .....everytin is of money , who knw who and state of origin nd we re here celebrating rubbish..... Nigerians , we are our own problem , the earlier we solve who we are the better for all of us . Thank u , love u all . Happy sunday christians and happy friday Muslims

i'll not speak for other schools...but anyone here that made d merit list in OAU & didnt get admitted should just say ''ai'' & tell us how it happened

Prescott001:
its jamb plus post jamb divided by 2

OAU no be beans sha....they've got a history of raising d bar - just to see who gets there.