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RomanceRe: True Love In Display - Man Files Lawsuit To Take Wife's Name by hax: 8:24pm On Jan 10, 2010
That doesn't show love. At all. Maybe he's just a big Jay-Z fan. lmao
RomanceRe: Men: Lingerie Or Not? by hax: 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2010
It shouldn't really matter much, unless it's hard to take off. lmao

He probably appreciates it and would miss it if you stopped wearing it.

And P4me, she says 'so my question to d men, do u like her to wear lingerie or it doesnt matta?' I don't think she's a Lez.
Music/RadioRe: Elzhi by hax(op): 6:57pm On Jan 10, 2010
Genuflect:
True that. I can't really feel a rap song well if there are no multies.
lol
I wouldn't go that far, but it makes a song much more enjoyable, listening to someone like eLZhi or Pharoahe Monch spitting multis (and in Monch's case, alliterations as well. Crazy mofo!) and actually making sense is just perfect. I like a story, or concept, I believe you guys know I'm not a big fan of punchlines, but I don't mind listening to Loso every once in a while. Big L on the other hand, Crazy multis AND punchlines. GOAT.
But I still think Eminem is the greatest 'multivist' o. Lol
I used to think so too. But he's been forcing everything recently. Elzhi's more natural. And imo, more skilled as well. How much of Elzhi's work have you heard?

Wtfhuh? More of singing? And I just started to feel him when I heard that his Scriptures track. I hope he changes his mind
Sad, huh?

But he'd still sell anyways, thanks to his silly female fans, and it doesn't help that his buzz is so big he could sell a blank disc. undecided lol
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by hax: 6:46pm On Jan 10, 2010
*hits head on wall*

*washes ears with soap*

what's happening? I'm actually enjoying listening to Drake RAP (not sing. not enjoying that at all.) on So Far Gone. shocked

Until Lil Wayne jumps in though. *skip* lol
Music/RadioRe: Elzhi by hax(op): 6:26pm On Jan 10, 2010
Huey, I downloaded the Leftovers. Ill. Deep was crazy. As well as Colors remix. Can't get tired of it. lol

Gen, I get saucy and salty when i don't hear multis. tongue
That's what made me listen to him in the first place, then listening closely, found out that he was crazy all round, concept wise, punchlines, flow, etc.

I don't know anyone with sicker multis.

And DaBlaze, you're right. But not everyone wants to be commercial. All we ask for is the underground rappers to stay underground, and for the commercial ones to actually be half-decent at rapping. Sad as it is to say, more Drakes would actually help right now. I'm not a big fan of his, but I hope his first LP is great, but with the rest of young money and lil wayne especially trying to ruin all his better songs (successful, ignant shiit??!!) I'm not too positive.

oh. i just saw that he stated in a recent interview that 'Thank Me Later' would be more of singing, with only 3 or 4 hip-hop tracks.

Interest officially lost. grin
Music/RadioRe: Rap Singer Eminem Is Dead by hax: 12:34am On Jan 10, 2010
da-whizkid:
Na ma guy Sauron na una dey take play so, abi? because him no dey around, abi?
Hax, if Sauron Catch you!
I couldn't let the opportunity pass naw. tongue
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by hax: 12:26am On Jan 10, 2010
A-40:
The One - Slaughterhouse (Can't get over the beat mayne)
That beat was f-cking sick!!!!

Have you heard the whole album? Listen to the first track, Sound Off. And how they all spit rapid fire when the beat changes. Damn.

anyways, just downloaded relapse: refill. let's see,
Music/RadioRe: Asa - Caught With Heroine In London Heathrow Airport: True or False? (Rumour) by hax: 12:20am On Jan 10, 2010
lol

who still reads City People and Encomium bullsh!t?

Headlines - 'LAGOS BIG BOY HAS ORG-Y WITH 3 LAGOS BIG GIRLS!' (lmao @ 'sin assembly')

'ONITSHA BIG GIRL HAS SEX WITH RANDY IKEJA BASED PASTOR!'

'SOUTH-SOUTH DEPUTY GOVERNOR CAUGHT IN BROTHEL!'

Notice a trend?
Music/RadioRe: Rap Singer Eminem Is Dead by hax: 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2010
It's reported that after his death, a fan drove off london bridge with his girlfriend in the booth. New sources claim that it was his mother he tied up in his booth. His neighbours support the claim that it was his mother. They claimed that they hadn't seen him outside his house for months, and they seriously doubted that he even had a girlfriend in the first place.

Just in- During the investigation, after searching his house, they found his computer on, and discovered that he posts on NairaLand.com under the alias 'Sauron'. Other members on the site claim he probably won't be missed much. tongue

chei! lmao

na you kill am? lol
RomanceRe: your Partner by hax: 7:48pm On Jan 08, 2010
*counts on fingers and toes*

0. embarassed undecided cry
Music/RadioRe: Drake Vs Lil'wayne by hax: 10:40am On Jan 08, 2010
@Jossidu

'I have more jewels than a jeweler.'
'I tell my girl when you fuxck me better fuxck me good cos if another girl could she go fuxck me good'
'I'm hot like dogs'
'being fake is puzzy so nigga I'm a virgin'

Best rapper alive my azz.

I call people that say he's the best alive April babies, cos they fools *lil wayne giggle*
Music/RadioRe: Rihanna: Irritating Voice, Stiff Dancer & Always Half Undressed by hax: 1:47am On Jan 08, 2010
chiogo:
On mute?? LMAO.

Her lyrics are not so x-rated, the video maybe.
don't you dare judge me! tongue lol

I can't stand her music, but I don't mind looking at her. Win-Win. lol
Music/RadioRe: Rihanna: Irritating Voice, Stiff Dancer & Always Half Undressed by hax: 1:21am On Jan 08, 2010
I'm feeling the video. wink grin

It's because of people like her I've been watching MTV on mute alot these days.

*closet pervert* lmao
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by hax: 2:31am On Jan 07, 2010
FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]
LOL I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee those lines.

LOL I listened to it like 10x today[/color]
It has over 100 plays on my iTunes lol. That beat was just sexy. And Pusha and Malice came hard on it as well. It's in their top 5 best songs imo.

Heard 'Champion'?

Clipse rule.
Music/RadioRe: Elzhi by hax(op): 2:17am On Jan 07, 2010
Elzhi- Colours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q28GvOS-Aro

Settle down class, take your seats
Pull out the manual and turn to chapter three
We about to learn the lesson on color schemes
You ready? Here we go

OK kids, today we learn the color schemes
Like +purple+ hearts, +black+ clouds, +yellow+ submarines
Can't go wrong if you listen to the song when it's on
Listen to the song, sing along to the
(colors)

Damn, it's bleeped up how they found Tune
He was robbed for his +gold+ chain in front of a +brown+ stone
But what's a fellow to do if he not earning one +red+ cent
Or trying to make the +green+ like mixing +yellow+ with +blue+
Oh no it's true another +black on +black+ cuz it's lynch fly
That's what I heard, word get around like the +pink+ eye
Watch out when your enemies sneak by
Wish I could pour +white+ out
On these lines before the ink dry

OK kids, since now we learning color schemes
From +Red+ Cross, +blue+ shields, +yellow+ submarines
Can't go wrong if you listen to the song when it's on
Listen to the song, sing along to the
(colors)

Now there's some that's dead from fighting over breadcrumbs
Feet and head numb, it's a murder, we call it +red+ rum

Got them boys in +blue+ with +black+ jacks locking the new youth
They sell +purples+ through +Black+berries with the +Blue+ tooth
Saw this +gold+ digger +red+ bone I knew poising in +Black+ Tail
Another +black+ girl lost inside the world of +Black+ Male
And +white+ collar crime done on the sneak tip
Different from +blue+ collar workers catching the +pink+ slip

Yo red, yellow, orange, green, brown, white, black
Pink, purple, grey, blue, now let us bring it right back
Blue, grey, purple, pink, black, white, brown
Green, orange, yellow, red, now let us break it back down to the
(colors)

I think it's quite foul while I sip the +Grey+ Goose and +orange+ juice
And twist a +white+ riddle in a +White+ Owl
How first you painting the town +red+ beneath the night skies
Now you going to trail telling little +white+ lies
It gives a mother the +blue+s
To see drama printed in +black+ and +white+ on papers that cover the news
And read some dudes in a +white+ tee was laying in old piss
A victim of a drive-by, they even killed his +gold+fish

OK kids, we done learning color schemes
Using words like +white+ horse, +yellow+ submarine
Can't go wrong if you listen to the song when it's on
Listen to the song, sing along to the





Crazy concept. Executed perfectly. I don't see how anyone could fault Elzhi's flow or delivery, really. No one can make words rhyme so often and make so much sense as much as he can, imo.

And Huey, I'll try to look for it jor. I'm tired of my internet, if i don't find the torrent, i'll download it later.
Music/RadioRe: Whats The Saucekid Hype In Here by hax: 2:06am On Jan 07, 2010
I wish I knew.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by hax: 2:04am On Jan 07, 2010
I see someone listening to 'Speak Of Freedom',

Your young money love aside (ugh), you're my new favourite poster on NL, FL. lol

'Never mind my car, careful what you wish for
Behind every curtain, the devil and his pitchfork
Jealousy I ask thee, what is this for
How was I to know I was happy being piss poor?'
RomanceRe: Do You Think Umar Farouk Abdulmuttalab Is Goodlooking? by hax: 1:56am On Jan 07, 2010
I never knew the dark mark on the foreheads of some muslims was from prayer. Wow.

Anyways, Mutallab no try jor. With his ponmo lips and now his 'fried sausage'. lol

I'm probably biased because the idiot gave up a VERY comfortable life to become a bomber.
RomanceRe: What's Your Most Suitable/preferred/romantic Location For A Date. . by hax: 1:43am On Jan 07, 2010
On your bed. tongue
Music/RadioElzhi by hax(op): 10:50pm On Jan 05, 2010
Better than you. Better than your favourite rapper. Better than your favourite rapper's favourite rapper.

Elzhi- Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJEKCF3If1I

Verse One:

What I put down in the sound coil is Crown Royal
It's like I dug in the ground soil and found oil
I'm known to terrorize/, paralyze/ a pair of guys/ or prepare to rise/ off the land, sea, air, and skies/
Snatch his heart, but spare his eyes
To show him why I'm great, violate, and I annihilate
My punchlines ain't just tossin' jabs/, they often grab/ to put you in a Boston Crab/
Caution, they say I'm psychosomatic in the attic
My automatic stick to my clothes like static
-cling on, better kiss the fist while the ring's on
On the winning hand, four aces, now a king's drawn
What, how you want it, head or gut?
Let it cuts from the machete, you're not ready
Check, 1-2 and you don't stop
For niggas frontin', I get you open till the buttons on your coat pop

Chorus:

It's that fire, I see the smoke rising high up
Hit higher, hands to the sky up
Spit fire, no, can't deny us, they getting lava
'Cause it's that fire, I see the smoke rising high up
Get 'em, get 'em up, get 'em high up
Get a cup, let me see, see you light up, they getting lava
'Cause it's that, 

Verse Two:

Demand the respect, the effects could heat the room
Full of fans in the deck, got my hands on the tech-nology
It's a little too late for an apology, a style from me got more star quality than astrology
L is the name
Spit that shiiit that's so fire, it can dance around hell as a flame
Who nicer than me? You ain't worth the price of a tee, in China
You a vagiina, a Tyson to be
fxxck, I'm stuck in the spirit form, my brain mirror store 'em
Speak my mind, hear it swarm, now lyrics born
I write a masterpiece
Better than my last release, cooler than a cast of grease
Burn a nigga to the ash at least
You couldn't get signed into cast, surviving then crash in peace
Back the bleep up
Get it nigga? Back the fxxck up, before you get attacked, smacked, hijacked, and stuck up

Chorus 1X

Verse Three:

I am hot shiiit, a stand-up nigga, I do not sit
SWAT's getting alerted, they heard I got the spot lit
Think deep, how deep? Deeper than a plot get
In a novel, with a pen, I tend to boggle
Now feel the kiss of death when you spin the bottle
Don't have to send a hollow-tip for others in the clip to follow
The man with the pen is ill and/ when he's into spilling again/ been as healing/ as penicillin/ DAMN!
If your body can suck and inhale
And blow out, then no doubt, probably not bleeping with L

In this genre, full of politics, chicks, and ganja
Find the one who signed ya, and murk him in his recliner
My words could kill a man/ much more than a kilogram/ of coke/
Once spoke/, shiiit can hit the ceiling fan/
'Cause in the booth I hear the siren calls/
When I inflame off four entire walls/ with fireballs/

Elzhi- Fire remix (last verse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-acC1LgmDY4

Yeah, yeah, still charge/ an ill joggin/, with skill/ that can kill squadrons/
We'll/ reveal/ this all in your grill/, like the drill sergeant/
Too mean/ two spleens/, this is daily routine/
If you seen/ foldin new green/, in my blue jeans/
Knuckle every clown/ always chuckle barely frown/
Pistol here beneath the buckle, like Huckleberry Hound/
When I came in/, bent down to strike the game in/
They say that I'm fire/ you just got fired/ for soundin like your flamin/

Elzhi- Brag Swag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avfqvYXpiX8

[Verse 1 - Elzhi]
Yo, the day that hell snowed/ is when El fold/, poetry well told/
It's entertainin/, keep niggaz trainin/ like the railroad/
Stingman/, what I bring in is dope as the kingpen/
Slingin/, OG's threw me beneath the wingspan/
Expert/, through the less dirt/, but still my tec spray/
Bucked, then/ it gets tucked in/, just like a dress shirt/
Been a beast/ in a winter fleece/, time for your dinner feast/
With a pen unleashed/, if there's a priest/, within a piece/
Quick to lead/, stick chicks of the thicker breed/
Get fricassee/ with trigger speed/, you puffin nigga weed/
I buy hundred dollar bags/, Cadillacs and polished Jags/
Yeah, I show you how to brag/, while the hours drag/
Spit quotes/ that slit throats/, bet it could split boats/
Get votes/ off poo wrote/, I'm the legit G.O.A.T./
And no statistic/, to biiatch niggaz I'm chauvinistic/
I tote a biscuit/, carry arms like shoulder discus ('scus)/

[Chorus] (*scratching*)
"You heard what I said"
"Makin money for the music that a nigga create"
"Makin money for the music that a nigga create"
"Nigga you heard what I said"
"Makin money for the music that a nigga create"
"Makin money, money"
"For the, for the, music that a nigga create"

[Verse 2 - Elzhi]
Remain a fresh goon/ 'til my flesh prune/
You'll need a vest soon/, to catch a chest wound/
Have you rest/, above the crest moon/
On your block/, get your door knocked/
Then by my warlocks/, who wore glocks/
And left you with stains too deep for Clorox/
Run rap/ beneath sun cap/, levels is untapped/
Done laps/ around a spun mat/, hoes get they buns slapped/
Y'all panic/ for all static/, that's what I call frantic/
Lookin shookers to small planet/, becomin volcanic/
Up top/, y'all skull pop/, weak as a cough drop/
I love cop/, to stop in the mall, so I can club shop/
Veteran/, you better involve us all in the letterin/
If I don't get your girl wetter than/, I must have met her twin/
Create rhymes/ that are straight bombs/, and call 'em Napalm/
I date dimes/ and maybe an eight, if she got great palms/
'Nough said/, get at a rough dread/, so I could puff red/
I cuff bread/, I'm paid/ and got maids/, that could fluff beds/
I even snuff heads/

WOW! YOU'RE CONVINCED ALREADY??!!
Music/RadioRe: Drake Vs Lil'wayne by hax: 9:35pm On Jan 05, 2010
Both average. But Drake is less annoying. I'd pick him over Weezy.

And lol @ Drake being the 'greatest ever'.
Music/RadioRe: On To The Next One Video, Jay-z Is Goddamn Illuminati by hax: 9:31pm On Jan 05, 2010
As in. . . the twist in A&grin was CRAZY!

Totally unexpected. Fxxking madman! I liked Da Vinci code alot, but A&grin was alot better imo. Haven't read Lost Symbol yet though.

Dan Brown is a genius. lol

'Don't tell anyone, but on the pagan day of the sun god Ra, I kneel at the foot of an ancient instrument of torture and consume ritualistic symbols of blood and flesh.' Look how he made that sound. lmao

And I'm tired of all this. I used to think it was the higher ups in the labels or they just needed the controversy to sell, but it's costing them alot of fans. If they knew it'd get them more sales, they'd have put Baphomet and co. in D.O.A and Empire State Of Mind, the more popular singles from the album, but for some reason, they didn't. undecided
They should just come out and say they are Illuminati and all. And the date they joined. So I can stop listening to their music from after that date just to be safe. I can definitely do without BP3. After time, I realised that it doesn't really have any depth.
RomanceRe: Is It Compulsory To Wash Your Husband's Clothes? by hax: 7:36pm On Jan 04, 2010
All you evil women on NL. How will you just sit and watch your poor husband while he's washing clothes? Chei. Be kind and help him naw? grin
I will ban my wife from browsing on this site when I get married. Can't have you all corrupting her and putting silly ideas in her head. Wash plate together. Wash clothes together. Haba! lmao grin
Music/RadioRe: Rihanna: Irritating Voice, Stiff Dancer & Always Half Undressed by hax: 10:21pm On Dec 31, 2009
eldee:
Hmmn . . . this is quite interesting.
The guys like Rihanna cus she stepped out of the silly popstar stereotype that all the rest are fighting to conform into.
Into the new 'Britney Spears' silly popstar stereotype i.e wear as little as you can.

The chics hate her for that exact same reason.
Hehehe . . . and some even came out to say they prefered the teenager on S.O.S?? And all the commercial B.S Jay-Z put her on to make her famous back then.
I'm ashamed for you's lot.
They both weren't that good. She just wears less now. undecided

How won't you like a chic that made Kanye and Jay-Z sound like Terry-G??
She stole My Life off T.I and still went on to kill Jeezy on Hard.
I haven't listened to 'Hard' properly, because I'm not a big fan of BOTH of them. but T.I. was wonderful on 'Live Your Life'. It was much deeper than the usual poppy single, listen to the message. 'Never mind what haters say, ignore them till they fade away'

And I really don't get how R n B hook-singers 'kill' and 'steal' tracks from rappers. I miss the days before T-Pain and Akon decided to start singing on the chorus of every song.

How can you not like her hook on Umbrella?? That's been voted the best song of this decade!!!
I have NOTHING to say to whoever thinks so, lipsrsealed

Her voice is not that B.S we hear all the time from other popstars, she has a signature.

Don't let's even go to her body, we should make a sequel to Jennifer's Body and have Rihanna as Megan Fox' patner in crime grin grin

She is different . . . her voice, her style, he fashion choices, her type of music, her.
Different doesn't mean good. Good 'Different' is Alicia Keys. Good 'Different' is Corinne Bailey Rae. To a lesser extent, good 'different' is Jazmine Sullivan. Bad 'different' is Lady Gaga. Different is not 'ella ella ey ey ey'. I wouldn't know though, I'm not a big RnB fan.

eldee:
Guys don't like her just because she's pretty, we like her cus she's different.
Her voice is unique, it makes you wanna listen, kinda like listening to Floetry sing.
Rihanna could only wish to be half as good as Floetry.

Aren't you guys tired of Beyonce, Ciara and Fergie??
I'm not saying they're crap, but Rihanna, Floetry, Duffy and other non-US chics bring sumn different to R'n'B and Pop.
I'd listen to Fergie or Beyonce (Sasha Fierce only, at least she's gotten much better, as well as wearing much less. WIN-WIN cheesy) over Rihanna. Glamorous alone would make me pick her. And 'The Dutchess' was solid. London Bridge, Glamorous, Clumsy, Big Girls don't Cry, Velvet, etc.

Besides Rihanna rocks on Hiphop tracks, that's a rare trait that even Beyonce will give an arm to get.
Because she doesn't want to? Listen to her on Jay-Z's Hollywood, or Pray. Singing hooks isn't a 'rare talent'. Keri's done it. Alicia Keys did it in probably the biggest song of the year. There's T-Pain and Akon on every other hook, everyone sings on hooks these days. Gone are the days of hooks like 'Niggas bleed' or 'Somebody's Gotta Die' (BIG, not MI). Or Roc Boys. Or Allure. Now everyone wants the latest RnB star on their hooks. Chris Brown, Jeremih, etc. ugh.

Apart from the videos, she's a tred-setter and a style star.
Remember the bob?? She got a bob for Umbrella and the next thing, every chic wanted one cheesy cheesy

Now she cut a section of her hair and voila, everyone (except Naija chics) has decided that that's the way to go. grin grin
Come on, she's a fashionista, that's why she's on GQ. cheesy
Wearing nothing?
I do hope 9ja girls do follow her latest trend and hide only their nipples with rubber tape. cheesy

chiogo:
Hope you were being sarcastic!! enough with this illuminati talk, it's scaring me.  embarassed tongue
lol
Nah, I'm just joking. lol
But there's nothing to be afraid of, the Illuminati are cool. :p lol
Music/RadioRe: Rihanna: Irritating Voice, Stiff Dancer & Always Half Undressed by hax: 10:41pm On Dec 30, 2009
$500,000 show?

$500k for a show they're going to chase her out of when she appears half naked like in that video with Jeezy?

The woman can't sing, can't dance, and yet still has millions of fans. I think she might be Illuminati, and all her fans are mindless zombies all being controlled subliminally. undecided lol
RomanceRe: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by hax: 1:17am On Dec 29, 2009
what's up with you guys?

muscular babes deserve some loving too. :p
Music/RadioRe: *~ Tosinadeda Voted Best Poster In Music Section *~ Congratulations!! by hax: 9:18am On Dec 28, 2009
Yo, Tosin. I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish. But Eldee's one of the best posters of ALL TIME!
Music/RadioRe: Are Lupe Fiasco Fan's In Nairaland by hax: 12:34am On Dec 28, 2009
There aren't too many albums I like as much as The Cool. So sick. His flow on intruder alert was so sick. That last verse, damn. I wonder why he can't do something like that again.

He had better deliver, and his voice had better not sound like it did on Enemy Of the State. I liked it, but it wasn't up to his usual level.
Music/RadioRe: Are Lupe Fiasco Fan's In Nairaland by hax: 11:19pm On Dec 27, 2009
I doubt. You don't waste sexy original beats like this.

I've not been impressed with anything he's done after The Cool. He has this annoying new flow. Even Enemy of the state was kinda poor by his standards. Beaming is definitely his best track since The Cool though, imo.
Music/RadioRe: Are Lupe Fiasco Fan's In Nairaland by hax: 9:31pm On Dec 27, 2009
He didn't try on the song like that.

But that beat was crazy. Neptunes know how it is.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by hax: 9:25pm On Dec 27, 2009
Little Brother - That ain't love
Music/RadioRe: Did Jay-z Mean To Offend Christians On 'Empire State Of Mind'? by hax: 8:37pm On Dec 27, 2009
Yeah, that shiiit's been out forever.



lmao

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