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Phones / Re: Qw by Haykinsofficial: 4:43pm On Dec 14, 2020
Where iz ur location? I reside in Lag0s.
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by Haykinsofficial: 4:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Slimfit pale's brown Chinos and gave to her lil bro. Still she no gree gimme kpekus chop. *qqo*

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Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Haykinsofficial: 4:05pm On Dec 10, 2020
All of us (tenants) must obtain an ID card issued by him for proper identification. The house na 'barracks' tho

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Sister Posts Photo Of Messi Kneeling At Her Brother's Feet by Haykinsofficial: 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2020
BafanaBafana:
Whenever Messi does something impressive, everyone is quiet because we are all used to it. It's normal for Messi to do magic. But whenever Ronaldo scores one goal, we all start mentioning Messi's name. It seems Messi is the standard Ronaldo is trying to measure up to.
Ghamsolutely! I owe u 2 crates of chilled Gulder.

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Family / Re: . by Haykinsofficial: 10:07am On Dec 10, 2020
But oga wait o, is she starving u kpekus? Let's start frm there*jp*

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Samsung J8 For Sale SOLD*** by Haykinsofficial: 5:39pm On Dec 02, 2020
4X4:
I have a tecno m6 for sale at just 15k call me on 08109977194 09014135779 lugbe Abuja is virtually brand new no problems
15k for a 1g phone? Fear God na. U gree 8k? Serious buyer...location is lagos *4J*
Romance / Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Dies On Top Of A Sex Worker In Lagos During Intercourse by Haykinsofficial: 8:41pm On Nov 29, 2020
Ogbeni died in active service. I gat no R.I.P to waste this time...
Business / Re: Curvy Broom Seller Advertises In Style, Causes Stir At The Market (Video) by Haykinsofficial: 5:31am On Nov 26, 2020
Jeesu! Man wey dey flog diz kain nyansh don make am in life. Real folo-come ikebe unlike d fake ones of Tonto, Toke and Nicki Minaj. *xwjai*
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Survival Fund: I Missed Their Call by Haykinsofficial: 5:20am On Nov 26, 2020
BeckyChinelo1:

Yes you need to apply as a company. With your company details and staff details. But I don't think the registration is still on

Eeyah! Tnks for ur response anyways. *x*

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike & His 6 Pregnant 'Girlfriends' Made It To Wendy Williams Show (Video by Haykinsofficial: 12:57pm On Nov 25, 2020
So none of dem don born pikin all diz months? Nawah
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Survival Fund: I Missed Their Call by Haykinsofficial: 8:26am On Nov 25, 2020
BeckyChinelo1:

I don't know about you but I was able to call the number that called me. And it was 11 digits

Hi, pls wat made someone eligible to benefit frm dis fund, or do one need 2 apply or wat? Tnks in advance
Health / Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Haykinsofficial: 8:30pm On Nov 04, 2020
Around 1 : 12am while lying sleepless in hospital bed, heard some kinda moaning sound so i peep thru d window and i saw a man giving one nurse hot doggy.
I later discover d said man is d hospital gaurd...abi na guard. jjjej

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Technology Market / Re: 6 Ways To Increase The Lifespan Of An LED TV by Haykinsofficial: 9:21am On Nov 04, 2020
teacherbim:
I want to get a new Television for my dad,I so much like Samsung and LG but popsy says he wants Hisense, please is Hisense also good?

Buy for him wat he likes not wat u like. 5
Food / Re: Single Cucumber Now Cost 500 Naira by Haykinsofficial: 9:09pm On Nov 03, 2020
Those m.ofos using it as Love Machine make it xpensiv.
Health / Re: Dead Man "Breathing" In Imo After Corpse Was Exhumed 1 Year After His Death by Haykinsofficial: 5:02pm On Nov 02, 2020
Death mus hav rejected him. Righteousness89, wat do u gat 2 say 'bout dis?
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Her Football Skills by Haykinsofficial: 4:57pm On Nov 02, 2020
Kingsuave:

My guy do you have evidence? grin how you "Tecno" tongue
Na Anichebe 'tele' me

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Her Football Skills by Haykinsofficial: 3:59pm On Nov 02, 2020
Kingsuave:
This gurl punna don wide finish,if you dey doubt me check her lips grin

The commenter below me tho grin grin

Na only her mouth wide. Her punna is not...

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Screams As Wizkid Follows Her On Instagram (Photos, Video) by Haykinsofficial: 3:54pm On Nov 02, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Wizkid my niggarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Not that untalented moda fuckkking frogged voice called davido who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still dishes out dogg shitt to his fans..
Am even blazing wizkid album right now on my Samsung
While blowing my weed
Am going to smoke all day and all night with wizkid songs

I sha knw sey u no fit smoke pas chimneys.
Celebrities / Re: Lady Screams As Wizkid Follows Her On Instagram (Photos, Video) by Haykinsofficial: 3:50pm On Nov 02, 2020
saaphiere:
Hmm.
God I don't need this kind of achievement. I need a God-fearing husband, respectful kids, friendly in-laws, academic and career success, a peaceful home.

And wat do u gat to offer such guy in return...? **Asking for a frnd tho**
Religion / Re: Satan And His Angels Hurled Into The World This Full Moon by Haykinsofficial: 7:05am On Nov 01, 2020
My bloda look here... there is no satan anywer; we humans are d satan.
Religion / Re: Children Of GOD Pray For Nigeria At This Time. PRAY. by Haykinsofficial: 11:48pm On Oct 18, 2020
Incrizz:

Yet the whole world cannot understand why covid-19 did not ravage Nigeria.
We prayed bro...

GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS.

Pray children of The Most High, PRAY.

Ok o continue wasting ur precious time in d name of praying. Yeye dey smell. k
Religion / Re: Children Of GOD Pray For Nigeria At This Time. PRAY. by Haykinsofficial: 6:28am On Oct 17, 2020
Naija's prblm NOT prayer. Why are atheist climes (japan etc) progressing while 'Godly' countries getting poorer? ke
Food / Re: 10 Foods That Can Make A Woman's Breast Grow Bigger by Haykinsofficial: 7:08am On Oct 15, 2020
No babez need dis thread more than D'ija and Niyola.
Politics / Re: "SARS Officers Can't Join SWAT" - IGP Adamu by Haykinsofficial: 5:26pm On Oct 14, 2020
All the godamn disbanded SARS officers should be deployed to sambisa forest make dem dey flex muscle with bokoharam. They're needed in Borno state d most currently.

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Phones / Re: Apple iPhone 12 Series officially unveiled by Haykinsofficial: 5:11pm On Oct 14, 2020
I knw plethora of chicks who've already lost their panties...includin soul 'cos of iphone11. Now wey dis one wan cum out, its time they'll lose their life.
Crime / Re: Security Officer Joins EndSARS Protest In Lagos (VIDEO) by Haykinsofficial: 1:23am On Oct 10, 2020
I only knw two SARS; SARS on da beat and SARS wey dey kill unjustly. #EndSARS

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Family / Re: The Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Seen. by Haykinsofficial: 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2020
Lol. Such couple need raba more dan FG.
Politics / Re: Science Ministry Settled N2m Debt With N17m Vehicles – Senate by Haykinsofficial: 1:00pm On Oct 08, 2020
Not surprised one bit. Naija & corruption are like SARS and extortion. smh
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye And Wife, Gloria Celebrate 32nd Wedding Anniversary by Haykinsofficial: 11:46am On Oct 08, 2020
Awsome! Gone are those dayz of one of his 'scary' movies "AgbaraNla" in d '90s...featuring Ishawuru &co. 66
Events / Re: Drop A Date That You Will Never Forget. by Haykinsofficial: 11:35pm On Sep 28, 2020
16-09-2012. I lost an irreplaceable treasure -my mum. I almst cried my eyez out. Enjoy ur eternal sleep momma! *r*
Family / Re: This Life Things Happen SAY YOUR MIND by Haykinsofficial: 7:30pm On Sep 28, 2020
Hmmmmm. Plz wat's d title of dis movie?

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Education / Re: What Made You Popular In Secondary School?? by Haykinsofficial: 1:45pm On Sep 26, 2020
Am d 1st persn to use mobile phone (Siemens) . I ws nicknamed "gsm l'omo".

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