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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: David Beckham Is 'Open To Talks' Over Manchester United Takeover by Haykinsofficial: 5:52am On Nov 24, 2022
Make dem buy dis club jare make we rest
Phones / Re: Picture Of A Man 'Speaking On A Cell Phone' In The 1940s Goes Viral by Haykinsofficial: 8:14pm On Nov 19, 2022
l guess he's Abija. **Niggaz birthed in the '80s would easily relate**
Celebrities / Re: Dablixx Oosha Is Dead!!! by Haykinsofficial: 12:56pm On Nov 09, 2022
Baba probably died of heavy tattoo angry
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Interesting Movie You Can't Get Tired Watching? by Haykinsofficial: 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2022
A man called god; Oleku by Tunde Kelani
Romance / Re: Help, My Roommates Hate Me So Much Because Of My Looks. What Can I Do? by Haykinsofficial: 4:59am On Feb 11, 2022
Healthrelatedjo:
I experienced the same thing while I was in hnaub bene republic,my roommate claimed he sprinkled sniper in the room cos of mosquitoes,how then did it come in contact with the rice I cooked?I ate part of it unknowingly,and I noticed I cldnt breathe very well again,I sha forced myself to vomit,drank palm oil and I went to a clinic.
This same guy joined eiye cos of me.
It's better to stay alone.

Baba wait o, Eiye dey BeniN Republic too?

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Career / Re: Get Your Trade Test by Haykinsofficial: 9:39pm On Jan 19, 2022
Hi... Pls are u still into the TRADE TEST stuff 'cos i need it (1, 2 & 3) on ELECTRICAL. Pls meSSage/call me on 08189466013, OR quote me here if you're still into it. Thanks in advance.
Agriculture / Re: Can You Eat This Animal? by Haykinsofficial: 8:38am On Jan 15, 2022
Aswear down life in rural settlement is the best! You eat the 'freshest' meat and vegetables. All these indomie/spaghetti kiddos won't relate... *p*
Romance / Re: Biker Proposes To His Girlfriend On Third Mainland Bridge With Friends (Photos) by Haykinsofficial: 9:46am On Dec 16, 2021
Guyz, anoda new way to propose:




Take her on a boat cruise. At d middle of d river, bring out d ring and pop d question "wil u marry me or getat of my boat?" thank me later. *qip*

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Celebrities / Re: Man Hugs Olamide, Cries Profusely (Photo, Video) by Haykinsofficial: 1:31pm On Dec 13, 2021
Olamide collet e bread?

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Romance / Re: My Fiancé Wants To Call It A Quit Because I Don't Relate With His Siblings by Haykinsofficial: 1:02pm On Nov 16, 2021
Another one?!
Relationshit palava nor dey ever finish for nairaland.
Family / Re: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by Haykinsofficial: 8:27am On Nov 16, 2021
My mum. I had first hand xperience with corpse. Bck in 2012 @ Ikd general hospital around 6pm, lost her to a brief illness. I first planted a deep kiss on her forehead b4 bursting into an uncontrollable cry. It was a black friday. Took her frm der straight dwn to villa. We got home(villa) around 12am. Couldn't burry her dat day. Kept her in a room till nxt day... I was *'m* d only son dat slept by her side till daybreak hoping she may wake/resurrect. I wake almst every 40mins to check maybe she's back to life breathing. It was d first time i'll cry 1hr nonstop. *I80* Continue 2 rest in roses, mum. *h*

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Romance / Re: What Made You Decide To Never Open Up To People Again? by Haykinsofficial: 6:22am On Nov 16, 2021
iamtardey:
my last relationship, I really dived in, twas a pool with no water. I'm sorry

U dive into a water-less pool?! Shey u wear bra for face ni?
Religion / Re: Ikoyi Building Collapse: We Cried Unto God Under The Rubble by Haykinsofficial: 7:56am On Nov 14, 2021
Religion is meant for the weaklings, faint-hearted, gullibles. Nice job you're doing @op for freeing more 'sheeples'. Alwys enjoy ur writeups. *qiqsr*

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Begins Recruitment For 82 Regular Recruit Intake by Haykinsofficial: 9:17pm On Sep 16, 2021
...join NA? Mba! Wil rather join Taliban.
Nairaland / General / Re: We Just Killed This Snake In Our Compound by Haykinsofficial: 9:12pm On Sep 16, 2021
You guyz shoutld hav killed FFK instead of diz poor, innocent reptile. Sad!
Family / Re: What Could He Be Doing Spending 4hours And More In The Bathroom? by Haykinsofficial: 10:19pm On Sep 02, 2021
I guess he's washing away his sin
Phones / Re: Nokia 3.1 For Sell by Haykinsofficial: 5:34am On Aug 29, 2021
5K cash ready. Let's deal if u agree. Ur location?

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Politics / Re: Are There No Nigerians In Afghanistan? by Haykinsofficial: 11:25am On Aug 24, 2021
Conrod:
And what's the diference between the two ?

Naija is ruled by a clveless dvllard while Afghanistan is rulled by clveless muslims. *wink*
Religion / Re: Church Worker Steals Money From Offering Basket; Stuffs Money In Her Bra (Video) by Haykinsofficial: 7:06pm On Jul 02, 2021
GeneralPula:
Nah where person dey work person dey chop o

Na e make oyinbo ppl cal am "workshop"
Family / Re: Gotv Decoder With The Remote And Accessories For Sale by Haykinsofficial: 4:02am On Jun 20, 2021
Quick advert. Op abeg nor vex. I hav HD DSTV decoder and its accessories for quick sale. Ogijo/ikorodu is my location. Inquiry? Zero 9 zero 66 four 8 two 7 eight nine. Tankiu. *Y* P.S: Cnt take clear pix wit my torchlight qwerty fone. Its legit no doubt.
Technology Market / Re: Sold!!! by Haykinsofficial: 7:48pm On May 02, 2021
Legitman5179:
Lagos too Text me on WhatsApp 09048816576
My current phone doez nt support whatsapp. sorry
Technology Market / Re: Sold!!! by Haykinsofficial: 7:07am On May 02, 2021
ur location? am in lag. u gree 4k?
Family / Re: What Advice Did Your Father Give To You That You Cherish So Much by Haykinsofficial: 6:33am On Apr 07, 2021
Omo mi, itelorun ni baba iwa (son, be contented with wathever u have). Rest in roses, dad!
Phones / Re: Glo Launches App To Help Nigerians Book NIN Registration Appointment by Haykinsofficial: 6:33am On Mar 31, 2021
rottable:
9ice one from Glo. This will reduce the long queue at their office. But what about users that don't have browsing phones?


I tried to register on the website but I was shown this

404 means u too like to dey chop dog meat.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Scammed Me by Haykinsofficial: 6:35pm On Mar 15, 2021
U deserve not less than 50 strokes of koboko for disclosing ur ATM card PIN to a mere galfrnd.
Autos / Re: 2019 Rolls Royce Phantom VIII with 8k miles Call For Price by Haykinsofficial: 8:27pm On Mar 13, 2021
ZIINI:
OK you mean you have 12k Kuwait dinar right? If yes You'll be needing another 100k Kuwaiti dinar And this machine is yours
And mind you 112k Kuwaiti dinar to naira is 140m grin
Autos / Re: 2019 Rolls Royce Phantom VIII with 8k miles Call For Price by Haykinsofficial: 7:27pm On Mar 13, 2021
ZIINI:
Omo see roll zay shocked
Abeg hw much i go add to 12k to own diz machine?

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar: Stay Away From Motivational Speakers by Haykinsofficial: 4:45pm On Mar 11, 2021
Folabifreeman:
*lights Kpoli*

What do Motivational Speakers and New Generation Pastors have in common?
Lamba

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