Omoo Southwest really need to be grateful to this man,If not we would still using riding horses from place to place by now

Thank you Buhari for introducing Car and Railways to the southwest,We always thought it is an alien mode of transport before. . Now you've opened our eyes the more.

No be your fault,Na that man wey trek come meet you for Abuja 2015 cause am.Oloribu eyan

Ekpoudom:



Arindin, the child of Oponus. You lack commonsense. Your elders lack commonsense. You their younger one lack commonsense and that’s why the entire nation is distrustful of you and will not touch you with a ten-foot pole.

You’ve not yet started crying, you’ll still cry blood and then cry to death. Alainironu jatijati.

Such a pity that your dad is part of those elders that lack common sense

Ekpoudom:



Shut the hell up, you IPOB bigot and irredentist. You are very predictable to attack anything YORUBA and APC because of you sifia pains. Yet, idiots like you expect everyone to vote an igbo candidate in 2023. You lunatics will hear it!

Why are Buhari dogs everywhere all over the internet?? It is obvious that State like Oyo State did well under the PDP regime than under the 8 years APC regime even though both party are full of corruption

Truthisunique3:
dumbo

This is your "prophet" he has no sign from allah

Dumbass but he didn't die right after eating the food...What other signs do a disbeliever want to see? Maybe he should extract the poison and show everyone around so they can lynch the girl and beat her up for attempted murder...Mumu

Truthisunique3:
lol, see logic

So poisoned food is lawful to be eaten?

Since you want to make a total fool of yourself...Now tell me how to recognize a poisoned food from mere looking at it.

Truthisunique3:
So what was Mohamed eating below if not meat though poisoned

Sahih Muslim 2190 b

Anas b. Malik reported that a Jewess brought poisoned meat and then served it to Allah's Messenger

Eating a poisoned food/meat is different from eating unlawful foods like Flesh of swines,Blood of Animals etc

What you lack is knowledge,So stop prophesying to be wise

We Yoruba Christians support ISWAP because they're using style to eliminate Islam and kill Muslims

hopeforcharles:
Why must Islam be always associated with violence?
Can't things be resolved in a peaceful way?
A baptist Church is a Christian Church and should follow chirstain values.

From what I see above,The so called matchete cut is obviously from someone of the so called Christianity...Christians provoking people of other religion with violence

Oselenebaby:
Hello

I'm seeing time table flying around. Please, is the timetable for batch A really out?

It has not been confirmed yet

I really don't understand Nairaland mods obsession with Snake meats...Any post relating to snake meat must reach fp

Where is portable on the list?

Who else noticed how they stylishly blame EndSARS in this matter

NYSC BATCH A 2022

Please Read this to the end, it's from 1 - 60 in Number

1. How would I know when the NYSC Registration Portal is open?

It is not being done in secret, once the registration portal is opened the news will be everywhere.

2. Are there accredited centers for the NYSC online registration?

There used to be in the past, but as of now there is no longer accredited centers. You can register anywhere.

3. Which e-Mail address should I use during registration?

You can use any e-mail address, but Gmail is better and recommended by NYSC. It’s not advisable to use Yahoo mail because of delay in getting confirmation code

4. Can I use the Gmail I have before or should I create another one?

You can use the one you have before, but make sure you know the login password.

5. Can I do the registration with my smart phone?

Yes, but you have to connect the Thumbprints scanner to your phone for biometric verification if it's supported. Or if you get to where thumbprint is required, save your work and then go to cyber cafe, login to your dashboard and continue from where you stopped.The phone fingerprint scanner cannot be used

6. Can I use another person’s phone number to register?

No! Make sure you use your active Nigerian phone number. It has to be your phone number.

7. Can someone do the thumbs printing for me?

No! You must do it by yourself. If it is rejecting your fingers, keep trying until it accept it. Use spirit or water to clean your hands before trying again if you are having difficulties

8. How is the choosing of state of choice look like?

You will be given an opportunity to select four(4) states of your choice during online registration and you will be posted to one out of the four.

9. Will I submit my BVN during registration?

No, BVN is not required during registration but you will need it in camp for opening of your allowance account.

10. Must the name I used on my school documents match with the one on BVN

Yes, if does not match, go to your Bank and update your BVN to make it match; if not you may have problem opening allowance account in NYSC orientation camp.

11. Does registering on the first or second day the Portal opened determined where I will be posted?

No, but it is important to register on time so that you would not be among left over's that will be pushed to another batch or stream.

12. Must I pay N2,786.24 to NYSC during registration?

No, it is optional! Though, my advice is for you to pay. If you pay the money, you will be able to print your Call-up letter on-line, and can reprint it in case you lose it. But if you do not pay, you will go to your Institution for collection your Call-up letter, in case of lose, there will be no replacement.

13. Do I need a passport photograph for NYSC registration?

Emphatically, Yes! The background color must be white or off-white

14. Can I do online registration if my school has not uploaded their Senate list?

No! Your school has to upload Senate list first.

15. If I don’t see my name on the senate list, what should I do?

Once you name is not on the senate list, complain to your Institution, they are responsible for uploading of senate list.

16. My name on JAMB is different from the one my school used in mobilizing me, will it be a problem to me?[b]

Yes, it is a problem! If the one with JAMB is the error one, then go to JAMB for correction but if the one with your Institution is the error, go to your Institution for correction.

17. [b]Is Medical certificate of fitness compulsory?

Yes, it is needed in camp for physical registration, but if you wish to redeploy on medical ground, then you also need to obtain Med.

18. Should Medical Certificate of Fitness be handwritten or typed?
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*It must be gotten from government hospital

19. Is it possible for Schools to upload Senate list during online registration?

Yes, it is possible!

20. Does NYSC request for O’level in orientation camp?

No, except for foreign trained graduates who are required to produce original of all documents uploaded during online registration.

21. Is it compulsory for my name to be on the JAMB matriculation list before I will be mobilized?

Yes, your name must be there; but for foreign trained graduates, they don’t need such.

22. Is the original ND result required in camp for Polytechnic graduates?

Yes, but if you don’t have the original, please go to camp with the statement.

23.How do I correct spelling mistakes in my name?

Yes, there is provision for you to apply for change of name on the dashboard when you have successfully registered

24. How do I correct wrong date of birth?

This can be corrected from your dashboard using your WAEC details and WAEC verification pin

26. How do I correct wrong course of study?

This can also be corrected from your dashboard

27. How do I correct wrong class of study degree?

On your dashboard

28. How do I correct wrong qualification?

On your dashboard

29. Are we going to be given pillows and foam in camp?

You will be given mattresses without pillows, however, you can buy a pillow from Mammy market.

30. If I go to camp with a mosquito net, and I was given upper bunk space, where will I get tent poles?

You will meet the ones left by previous Corps members or you can go with some nails but sure they don’t see the nails at the gate because they will seize it from you as Sharp object are not allowed in camp.

31. I heard that sometime, Corpers will be given Condoms to do it, is true?

To do what?? Condoms may be given to you during HIV sensitization CDS in camp but not for you to do it in camp. If caught in that act, you will be decamped immediately. Nor try am oh

32. I hear about camp thieves, how can one do laundry without losing ones clothes

Use temporary marker to write your name on all your properties including your socks and everything inside your bag. doing that would help to deter camp thieves.

33. Are there barbers or saloon for ladies in camp?

Yes, there are barbers. But for girls, I advice you plait your hair before coming because soldiers wont give you time for your hair.

34. Are their dry cleaners in orientation camp?

Yes, you will see many of them, and they can Iron your cloths as well.

35. Is attending churches on Sunday compulsory?

No! But there is church and mosque in camp

36. What are the best way to safeguarding one’s phones and money?

Your waist bag, make sure you always tie it around your waist even when sleeping or going to the bathroom and toilet.

37. Are guys allowed to visit female hostels?

No! Don’t go near there, the same thing applicable to female, don’t go near boys hostel. Not try am o,You will blame yourself

38. What is the best way to safeguarding one’s clothes?

Buy padlock, and always use it to lock your luggage.

39. Can I go to camp a day before the opening date?

Yes, it is allowed especially if you are posted to far place.

40. I’m a good instrumentalist, can I go to camp with my guitar or piano?

Yes, it is allowed

41. Can I go to camp with my spouse?

Lolz, don’t try it. Wetin una wan de do for night?

42. I have car, motorcycle and bicycle. Can I go to camp with any of them?

No, it is not needed.

43. If am assigned to a particular bank during account opening, must I open account with that bank?
Yes, Open account with any bank assign to you in camp .

44. How many days would I stay in camp?

21 days only

44. Are pregnant and nursing mothers allowed in camp?

Yes, but they won’t be allowed to lodge in camp like other otondo. They will stay off-camp, and be going to camp for their registrations.

45. Are there ATM in NYSC orientation camp?

Most of the camp has no working ATM, please go with enough cash.

46. When does parade start in the morning?

As early as 4:30am, but you are required to wake up around 3:00am to fetch water,bath, brush teeth and dress up.

47. Will they allow me to cook in camp?

No! NYSC will take care of your food, but you can buy “mama put” from Mammy market if your are not OK with NYSC food.

48. Can I go to camp with garri to soak?

Yes, it is allowed.

49. Will soldiers beat or shoot us if we are in orientation camp?

No, soldiers are not permitted to shoot or beat any one in the orientation, they can only give you military punishment like juggling, squatting etc.

50. Is laptop allowed in camp?

No, don’t come with it, or you wan do yahoo inside camp? �and it mm ight

51. I heard that NYSC is a scam, how true is that?

NYSC is not a scam, don’t mind those trying to paint it black.

52. JAMB gave me Admission but my school changed the course

You'll do JAMB Regularization

53. JAMB didn't give me admission at all, it's school that gave me Admission

You'll do JAMB Regularization.

Together we get informed.

*Share to your various departments and school group chat*

BabaJoe001:
You actually told a Girl you not interested in her anymore because she asked you to lend her just 5k? So what's the big deal if you even dash her 5k? Holy Grams. All these small boys on Nairaland. You are rude, for telling her you no more interested in her. And you are very inmatured. All those hailing you no get head. Normal as Guy man, you go spend if you trying to woo a lady. This one no be simp matter. Simp na when you dey spend on her and you not taking any move . Make una gettat for this nairaland. Abeg

Did you even ask the guy how much his job pays?People like you are the reasons why girls take advantage of guys...I'll think twice before rendering financial help to a girl whom our relationship status is not defined yet

Psoul:
Lender of the whole nations.
How do we verify this New Year story?

She asked for a loan.
You said No.
Turn back and tell her you are no longer interested in her.
Meanwhile, she's a lady you are crushing on.
Not even in relationship wt her.
So where did you get the basis to tell her that you are no longer interested in her.
How can one tell someone he is secretly admiring that I no wan do again.
No be juju talk be dat.

I will also lose interest in a girl if she try am with me

flokii:
@OP Yes you did very wrong.. she asked you to lend her, not dash her the 5k. Atleast give people the benefit of doubt first before knowing next step to take on their matter.

What is the assurance that your guy will pay back the 10k (×2 of what she asked) in stipulated time? that's if he ever pays and not come up with stories that touch the kidneys.

Bro I'll rather help my brother than help a bih because I know it's hard to get help as a guy. And secondly from experience,Giving a girl benefit of doubt is what I can never do cus again...Btw why the fk do I have to borrow a girl my money,She should message the guy behind her smile not me

caesymore:
People have their reasons for drawing Tats. Could recall when I lost my best friend I wanted to draw one so badly what held me back was the comments I would get from my Godly family so I decided to draw the Tats somewhere privy but I didn't later draw one.

Now that is for me, your friend should ask his Woman her reasons for such. And I guess he will be as curious as I to know the sex that drew the Tats

Okay so she felt so comfortable to open up that part for another nigga/niggress to draw a tattoo their

Interesting!!

But na 21 iphones be this na

MaverickA3:

Life and death? Then Army and Navy recruits should go for 1 year training.

How many years do Army and Navy usually use?
Is NDA a joke to you?

MaverickA3:
6 months training for Junior officers is too long. What kind of training does custom wants to give them for that long period? Anyway, they have the resources. But 6 months is just a waste of time.

How's 6 month training too much for a job of life and death

VOsimhen144:
Nairalanders, I'm about to boil yam? Pls Should I use water or I should go to hell with my yam

If you don't mind eating roasted yam instead of boiled one.You can go to hell

[quote author=NwaNimo1 post=108919998]The Lagos State House of Assembly on Wednesday evening passed the year 2022 budget estimate with a slight increase of the grand total from the initial N1.38 trillion to N1.758 trillion.



N1.758 trillion - N1.38 trillion = N378 Billion (21% Slightly Added!)

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You legit skipped the part where they said Yishawu, after the plenary, explained that the total budget size passed has addition of left overs from the previous allocations in the 2021 budget.

Only jamb will borrow computer centres from Universities,Poly,Colleges then name it,Our Facility like say na their papa buy the computer

Dukio:

God turned water to wine through Jesus

MightySparrow:
Muslims can lie

Mr. Truth did you just concluded that all I wrote is a lie just because you can't refute it.Lmao

Keep wrangling in ignorance.

Eze2000:



I don't go to white garment Churches and have never been there before.
I go to an International church where a young man or girl can stand up and tell you your life story and all the hidden skeletons in your cupboard including what you are thinking.

They are called visioners instead of prophetesses because they have no power to pray and cast out demons etc. They are just blessed with the gift of vision period.

There is no one God can't pass his message through,Have seen a smoker that got stoned and started prophesying,Have seen God use a mad man...God can use anyone
But the case here is that,Girls attending white garment church has turned this thing to a scheme of extorting guys and lying on the holy spirit

MightySparrow:



I am not a Muslim, these are the representative of your Allah and his Prophet. The tell us the meaning of Islam. How do I know these satanic verses you use to kill without your people. How much of Hinduism do I know, and for what?


You try to explain satanic verses away whereas, Islam was started by violence, spread by violence, sustained by violence.

As far as I am concerned,Christianity itself predominantly fostered violence as it was was spread through deceit,Slavery and what they termed holy war also code named Holy Crusade.In Russia,Christianization was a millitary project,Europe was converted through bloodshed,An entire country of Spain was cleansed by the use of force and Christianity was imposed and the Jews were faced between baptism and death. . The Philippines and Mozambique had a similar case. Muslims were wiped out and Christianity was imposed.
I am yet to talk about the bloody sectarian wars among Catholics...But anyways Christianity was spread by peace and love.How much of Christianity do I know though apart from what pastors have brainwashed me to believe

Eze2000:



I have met and dated her type before. She is correct in all she has told you.

You can get away with a lot but the problem starts when you penetrate. Don't tamper with her at all if you can until you ring her. Even traditional marriage alone may not work. Chruch wedding only. Her visions will continue if you do thing right.

It is a big lie.That is the new hot format white garment church girls are using,The scope don chop me before but never again...

Brother, That is the new format that girls nowadays are giving guys...As my friend rightly call it the day I told him about my ex,He called it Spiritual Format and it is mostly used by girls attending white garment church(My babe was a C n S girl) despite that I agreed to her terms and condition...She still cheated not after months of giving me attitude then I found out she is dating another guy that is piping her steadily and all she told me was scope
WISE UP BRO

MightySparrow:



You teach knowledge to your brothers that are killing innocent people.

I hope you taught Osama bin Laden, Al - barnawi, and Shekau all these. Do your ISWAP, Boko Haram, Taliban know this? Watch out for the news your people has been doing over the weekend. Allahu Akbar = destruction.

Those aforementioned individual and groups are people like you who have decided to wrangle in ignorance therefore leading to their utter destruction because they refused to seek knowledge and decided to cherrypick verses from the Quran and mocking it by giving it their own meaning to fulfil their evil heart desires.

[Quran 30:10] Later the evildoers met a terrible end for rejecting and [repeatedly] mocking God’s revelations.