lol funny. I still blame d guy sha, u shld be like 110% sure she'll say yes wen u propose before u even try to. I trust my naija guys

Jst talk to him politely and remember to say 'no offence sire' whenever u say something u think might provoke him

Lol. Silly tinz pple do for attention dis days ehn

Believe this at ur own peril

WhiteSoup:
I does not even knows what people gains from washing this show. I think the battle life have been draw between Kemen andTboss

Someone wrote this poo on purpose and pple are falling for it by taking it serious

I just watched d video footage and all i saw was two people sleeping ....do i need to watch it like 10times before i get to see wat d guy did wrong

Chai i pity d gal wey dis konjilicious guy go jam to cure his konji

Fabulosdave01:
Is he a girl?

No, he is a woman

Onegai:
There's a difference between dating a guy you're not sure of and dating a guy you are wondering what you're doing there. I have been on dates where I wondered what made my legs come to this place and i have been on dates where I was hoping the guy would like me but inside me I was baffled why I was setting my standards so low.

See, if you think this longings you have and loneliness you feel are bad, try getting married to someone whom in a year's time you think to yourself "maybe I should have waited a bit longer". That is the truth of so many marriages, each spouse thinking "maybe, just maybe if I had stayed a bit longer, the next guy/girl was The One". So don't rush. The only people who can live a happy life in a loveless marriage are those whom are able to effectively distance themselves from any sort of emotion: happiness doesn't carry them away and neither does Sorrow. They are pragmatic to the core. That's less than 15% of the world's population. You're not one of them, because this is getting to you. You get?

If the pressure gets to you, get off social media. Why bombard yourself with a million pics of your classmates posting pictures of smiling babies and happy husbands and blissful peace? You're not jealous, just being sensible: no need to punish yourself looking at cake when you're dieting. You get?

What are your interests? Go find them. It is better to find someone who likes you the way he met you. So if you like going out, it's better to meet a guy in a club than meet him in church and pretend to be what he wants for a ring and dying inwardly. Go pursue your interests.

When you meet a guy, take a look at your list. Find the one thing that you really need, not what you desperately want. The first thing in my list was a Strong Sense of Humour and Wit. But every single witty guy i met didn't want me. Guys are weird, they want girls they can impress, not girls that can match up to their skills. That Intelligence factor you crave, well those guys will friendzone you so quickly for that chick who thinks a Sidney Sheldon novel is deep intellectual thinking and puts up motivational pictures which she barely understands. That's why every wise woman will tell you to "laugh at his jokes and don't crack yours ". You get?

Live and love your life. Don't wait around for Prince Charming, go out there, attend the ball like Cinderella did. He may be waiting there. Enjoy this minute because you are never getting it back. You get?

You're gonna be fine. Fist bump!

Interesting! I actually read this piece twice to get what you are passing, but its really so on point. Most pple find perfection instead of focusing on the lil positives and turn that to happiness. Nice one sis

Take ur friend zone crown and ride on a horse as ur moniker says
Ur coronation into d zone soon bro

elmisti:




see, untill nysc release dier nonsense pop programme, make una no dey call october7 pop jare.........wetin i wan dey do here enta october?

Naso bro, pple jst dey call dates as if dem be nysc officials. Until nysc release their pop date all dis dates are jst invalid. Mk we jst keep our fingers crossed.
October ko January ni

Lol The hustle is real in the labour market .....i have only less than two months to complete my service year tho

Does this people ever get to stay in their kingdom Or what is all his traveling all about?

LDKOTB:
Wake me up when they use a Nigerian player...
Btw the shit looks rigged why not Man_Martial?


Congrats Reus



L•D•K•O•T•B

Lol. Wetin no dey rigged to Nigerians... Cos u be man u fan nw na Martial suppose dey

Marco Reus. Good talent waiting to be nabbed by Bayern

Very unfortunate indeed . What a funny world we live in. Is this misplaced priorities or misplaced stupidity

abumeinben:
this is the city i would've loved to settle in, but for the unpredictable patterns of violence. Though a friend that serves there recently said the place is cool and quite peaceful, most of the reported cases were mere media hyperboles

True that! Am presently serving in Jos and there is no violence here recently and its almost up to a year now for me here, i hope it stays this way. Nice city tho.

fratermathy:




I am a professional tourist. Check my other threads.

Everything boils down to interest.

Mind you, all you see in this post is 100% written by me.

Oh ok man. Good luck with that. (tourist)

How you know all these facts abt kwara and you only did ur nysc in d state is what i dnt get @op abi Google is ur frnd?

Strahovski1:


You have a side chic I get it.

So my comment offends you.

Unfortunately, I don't give a fvck. My comment stands.

Guy calm down.
I just wanted u to explain what u wrote and u just proved to be a nonce and mind u am not offended only surprised u don't use ur brain wen its needed

Going tru ur comments Well, i can only smh for u.

Strahovski1:
Any man that has more than 1 woman is a pervert and an irresponsible rapist who would be a potential cheat and liar anywhere he goes.

Such a man is a waste to this generation.

So the answer is NO

All this negative assertions of yours eh! Are u saying all these to justify ur comments or what I'm confused here.

slyIsaac:

MUVA who is tis guy?? i have my lawyers on hand to sue him oo

Sue my nigga for what if i may ask?

That's mangu camp in plateau state, I remember sitting on that same block when tired.

prindu:
Who wouldn't want to serve in a good place with social amenities. Are corpses posted to private school & how much do they pay? And i hope all ppa provide accommodation for corpers.

FYI, not all schools pay corpers, and not all give accommodation. my didnt provide accommodation but they pay us small token for accommodation sha.

prindu:
Hmmm! Ok, pls tell us everything we need to know abt jos south, thanks

Jos south is a nice lga with cool places...houses are at affordable prices unlike jos north where its more costly (based on ur choice sha)...food stuffs are somehw cheap and there is constant light coz I've been enjoying it (i mean d light is more dan ok) water can be hard to get in some area but I have running water with reservoir in my apartment...there are so many nice ppa's where u can serve in jos south but there will be high number of Corp members rejected at their ppa in jos due to high number of coppers (everyone wants to serve in jos). Jos south is a nice lga

prindu:
Oya bros, pls tel us all abt ur LGA where u re serving now... I hope its not jos north/south sha, because d capital of a state go everly dey ok somehow

Am serving in jos south lga

prindu:
..And how is d camp... Toilet, food (what's common), light situation & when does it go off every day? I hear sey network no dey follow us enter our rooms, how true is it
How cool is d camp commandant & crew? I hope no late nights parade as some camps do? How easy is it for one to influence posting to a particular place of choice?

Pls, don't mind d plenty questions ooo, just help me do justice to them & if there are other things I forgot to mention,...thanks!

Believe me mangu camp is one of the best in the country, nice hostel with good water closet toilet (but it'll b messed up by some crazy pple in camp) the light is ok for me coz I dnt make use of my power bank more than twice in camp..the light (gen) is on by 4:30am when they wake u up for the morning meditation and it will go off by 6:am but they will on it again by 5pm (u can charge at d maami market if u have to but with money) in d evening before dinner and off it by 11:30pm after d lights out (where all lights in all hostel must be off).... airtel is good so I'll advice u to go with an airtel sim for browsing in camp but not so good in d hostel and its good on parade ground and other areas like maami market, kitchen,hall.. the camp official are all friendly pple, the soldiers are nt too harsh like other camps soldiers (bt they always take parade very serious) and am sure u will like dem alot....no late nyt parades coz the lights out is always 10pm (maami market included) everybody must be in d hostel by then...Hmm.. on posting, u can influence ur posting if u knw any camp official (i mean have a close relationship with him/her) but I wont advise anyone to pay for posting...i was posted to jos coz I knw a camp official who assured me of where I'll be posted to after jst 3days in camp so I dnt bother to engage myself in any camp activities except football (i play Football for my platoon) I luv Football....NOTE: some pple engage in various activities and still got posted to villages so beware and dnt stress urself out everyday coz its nt 100% thingy....u can join red cross crew if u dnt want to participate in everyday parade coz they jst sit somewhere and watch pple do d parade, u can d OBS too if u like....Mangu camp is nice and u will enjoy it if u are posted to plateau state. Looking forward to seeing you guyz on the plateau ( Land of peace and tourism)

Oyehomie:

.....yeah sm of us have actually seen ours....but nysc is claiming smtn i don't understand...

The official posting should out jst a week to camp.

Oyehomie:

Guys we ve gat a Senior Friend in d aos...u can ask him any question......
Cc
Smileeey
Merikims
Kratoss
Prindu
SasquareT
damolajesu

Yea, keep d questions coming. on life in camp and outside camp. will b glad to b of any help to y'all.

Pls has NYSC start posting pcm ni abi u guys jst wish to serve here in plateau. Well, am a Corp member presently serving in jos B15

Honestly1:
If you serve in Jos, stay in Jos.

pls I will like u to enlighten me more abt dat. coz am serving in jos.

I know how irritating it can be. imagine telling a gal to bak dat u ar busy and she calls bak nxt 5mins *sigh*