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notoriousbabe:
ko healthy bawo? Iro ni ye sir

O da, sorry ma!

You can even drink it thrice a day!

Truvelisback:
Bros, it's just 40cl, just once in a day. Is it too much? I just managed to resist the urge yesterday even though resisting the urge wasn't that easy. By the way, i like to use am step down my afternoon food, like rice, BB(Bread and Beans) etc.

The amount of sugar in a bottle of soda equals your weekly requirement of sugar.

I mean all your sugar requirement in one week is in one bottle of soft drink.

Ko healthy ra ra!

Seems you have a UTI.
( however, since you are certain it is gonorrhoea maybe you have been doeing idoe ku doe)


Hold on with antibiotics, get you urine and discharge tested
Do an ultrasound of your kidneys and bladder if you can, as UTIs are unusual in young men.

Use the right antibiotics and complete the course.

Get your urine tested after you finish the medications.

If you had seen a Doctor, they should have told you this...
So see a Doctor!

If it is gonorrhoea, a shot of the right Antibiotic usually should be enough

bomb24:
the Yorubas were the first Nigerians to migrate to the gold coast ( ghana) not the Hausas. the Hausas barely migrate to other West African Nations. so the reference was on the yorubas.

You realize there are indigenous Hausa in Ghana.

You also realize Hausas habe been travelling from Nigeria to Ghana fro Hundreds of years.

It is know that Dantata even travelled to Ghana to visit his Mother who shuttled between there and Northern Nigeria.

You did not know all these or your hate filled brain just chose to ignore it?

Biodun556:
Technicians repair engineers build.

We should review our curriculum to accommodate the two.


It may be difficult to repair something not built by you even the roadside mechanics specalized on a type of vehicle. Some specialized on Japanese cars, while some will tell you they only repair Honda.

I have seen a mechanic that only repair vehicle breaks.

Some are based on truck alone. We should stop under rating our mechanical engineers

How can you not repair something you build?

This your logic get serious K-Leg o!

Wizzy552:
You're not a good fan. Sentiment apart though. Do you watch man u match too?

If it is another team then i might agreed with you

I watch Man U too, although not as much.

PSG relies on individual brilliance.
Collective effort is meh...

Pochettino keeps tinkering and tinkering like he is not sure of his first 11.
The team struggles against Pacey opponents which seems like Man U's forte.

Not saying PSG will lose, but they are very beatable.

I am a Messi Fan.

I watch PSG games...

PSG is overrated and very beatable!

Man U can beat them.

LILTJAY1:
Na why cursed igbos wan make davido marry that their godforsaken chioma be this
Animals

Cc Seun

Kingcalls:
U dont know about football....its a waste of time

...and only you know about football?

Delusion and the arrogance that comes with it... a horrible, horrible combo!

ngoziwrites:
Go and sleep since u have chosen not to use your head.

I don't go into relationship without a purpose it doesn't mean it has to work or not.

If u give birth some day.... Save this advise for your babies. Tell them to go into relationships and have flings and have fun.

So what am I supposed to think of? Why would I go into a relationship if it's definitely not to settle down some day?

If you want to live your life anyhow, feel free to.

It is not me coming to nairaland crying about marrying a guy who obviously thinks little of you?!


2 months and you are expecting ring?!
Sorry o!

You are painfully desperate.

If you went into a relationship with purpose, you would not be meeting up in a hotel at first contact.

Tell that story to the marines.

He is obviously not into you, pele!
Just deal with it.

Kingcalls:
Its certain u hv never played football... again I said the pressure playing penalties can't b compared to freekicks... I'm be small pikin or a novice in football just like most of u messi fans ... so because person fire shot from outside box 18... do u know the technic in hitting a volley??

A volley facing the goal keeper in the 6 yard box?

What you going on about bruv?

Like I said, hate is beclouding your judgement.

Your arguement is quite laughable.

Talking about playing football, anyone who has will not malign how important assists are, or the part of other team players.

Kingcalls:
Do u guys even watch football...how is lewa or halaand struggling for country?? Lewa and halaand are outstanding for country, its their national teams that are underperforming... so number 10 is the most important jersey was pele a playmaker ?? I swear I tire for una ooo

Let them just score and push their teams farther now.

Abi no be so?

Or what exciting thing has Lewandoski or Halaand achieved with their National Teams?

Since the goal keeper can hoof the ball to them and they will score.

About Pele, what if he was not a Playmaker?

ngoziwrites:
Yes. I don't sound desperate. I have never even mentioned any of these things. Anytime he says things like marriage is hardwork or probably any topic related to marriage, I don't say anything at all.

I just think I should ask now, so we are sure we are looking in the same direction.

Usually, people start relationships with asking a lot of questions. But we didn't start that way. I thought we would even ask basic questions when we see. But we didn't.

He hasn't asked my goals, my plans etc. I want to ask to but he is the one with more power in the relationship. It's his call. So, I can't ask him.

Just 2 months, and you are already thinking marriage?

Reeks of desperation.

...and so you know, OG is not ready for marriage.
He has told you so, if you think you will change his mind by gum-body...you will cry las las!

Enjoy single life, it is not a curse.
When you face your purpose in life, the people that should come into your life will naturally gravitate towards you.

HellVictorinho3:
Lewandowski is not struggling.. with Poland in the sense that he has done enough.



Messi plays for Argentina.... not Poland.


Don't compare!



Don't tell me Argentina is nothing without Messi..!



I won't give what you don't deserve....a furrrk!

Argentina is nothing without Messi.


I have said it!

...and Lewandoski is not struggling with Poland?
Come on man!



I won't give what you don't deserve....a furrrk!

Who cares what you give or don't, oga?

ceematics:
So you agree now that Messi is the best playmaker and Ronaldo the best striker? and when you talk of complete footballer,how many goals has Messi scored with his right foot? How many goals has Messi scored with his head? Okay leave goals how many shots on target with his right foot and head,you think giving assist and dribbling makes him a complete player. Go back to your mat and sleep.

And how does scoring with your head, bum or preek matter?
...As long as you do what you intend to do.

Robben was very one footed and he was phenomenal.

Does that mean Dembele (or Pedro) who can play penalties with either foot is better than him?

Come on man!

Kingcalls:
Since when did goals outside the box count as 2...or don't u know there are goals that are harder to score in the box than outside... so messis goal yesterday and Mbappés goal , which was harder to score?? When u are in the box, the pressure is higher cos u are expected to score compared to when u hit it from outside... the pressure playing penalties is more that the pressure playing freekicks....

This analogy is crappy at best.

Your hate is now beclouding your judgement.

So penalty is now harder than freekick?

...and Mbappe's goals were harder than Messi's long range finesse shot?

You capping man?

Wow!

Kingcalls:
U are the very dumb one here , cis u just can't get the fact... if u say assists are important, then tackles and interceptions should also be as important as assists cos these stats don't guarantee victory, but they contribute to victory...only goals and saves guarantee victory... tackles helps the defence just like assist helps the attack ... what now determines ur tackle or assist are saves or goals...without goals or saves , this e thos e will b useless ...if u don't have a scorer or a keeper, then no one will win the game

How did Cannavaro win world best player oga?

Your dominance in the game is what matters.

Whether goal or tackle, how dominant in your team is what counts.

Your goal scorer is dead without a number 10.
Or why do you think that number is the most coveted in the team?

The playmaker determines the success of the team in whatever team sport.
Basketball, American football...

He is the soul!

Why are Halaand and Lewandoski struggling in their National Teams?

Kingcalls:
Its has always been the best player in the team that won a major title...who contributed the most in achieving that title.... and it's 1.world cup, 2. EUROS , 3. Champions league, 4 league titles, 5 copa America, 6. AFCON,

And that order is from...?

HellVictorinho3:
Who says Ronaldo only has goals

If you read through the thread, you will see who I was talking to.

Kingcalls:
No one ever said dribbles and assists should b cancelled...but u guys are adding it as same as goals...which is wrong... only a goal or a save guarantees or not guarantees a goal

Don't say this outside please.

Why has the number 10 been the most special player in a team?
Or why has it been the most coveted jersey number?

Without a playmaker your goal scorer will wilt and die.

Or why is Lewandoski struggling in Poland?
Or Haaland in Norway?

Kingcalls:
Its has always been the best player in the team that won a major title...who contributed the most in achieving that title.... and it's 1.world cup, 2. EUROS , 3. Champions league, 4 league titles, 5 copa America, 6. AFCON,

I thought you said it was by scoring goals alone not assists, passes, saves and goal-mouth clearance?

You see yourself?

charlesm91:
Lewa has been consistent the past two years , and so, the organizers should’ve taken that into consideration given the fact that the award was canceled last year.
Coming over to National side, it’s fair to say Lewa will almost never win nothing with his nation except the usual upset that happens once in a while like Greece Euro 04. So for guys like him, his performances will be highly dependent on his club side. Poland has never been and currently isn’t a top tire footballing side unlike Argentina that have the history and world class players. They so much had the luxury to have played four finals, lost, and finally won. That’s the kind of luxury Lewa don’t have.
Individually, Lewa is a striker whose primary aim is to score. So it’s vague when people bring up stats like most passes, assists, pre assists, dribbles and use it as a basis to judge him when it’s not his job. Messi by nature of his footballing style will always triumph in that aspect

So you want the organizers to tell the voters who to vote for?

Assists, dribbles and key passes are part of the game.

They help to tell you how dominant a player is in a match.

Just like in Basketball, steals, rebounds, passess are as important as the points a man scores.

It tells you how dominant they are.

You gerrit?

Kingcalls:
U are the one being stupid...since when did assists start becoming important... its u messi fans that started throwing assists all over the place... assist wey Beckham fabregas zidane pirlo Effenburg Bergkamp dem de fire those days.... assists are useless without goals, thats y fifa don't award best or highest assists.... its a useless stat to use in judging a players very important stat performance ... goals are just the only main one , others are just there...if u say assist are so damn important, then tackles , saves , area battle , interseptions , goal line clearance should also be on the same level with assist

How did Cannavaro win World Best Player or Van Dijk make 1st three?

By scoring goals?

Come on! No dey talk rubbish.

The coach plays a different team in 'every' match!

Every single match.

Rotates the whole team including goal keeper!

About Messi, he will still click.
Besides he has been their best player in the past 3 matches.

Form may be temporary, but class is permanent!

ominilongest:
chai fools
sack ole appoint conte
una problems go don pafuka teytey
who b this rauf or aregbesola
abi which kyn boring football b dz one
klopp go dismantle this nigga talkless of Pep
wtf man

Oga no use laugh kee me naw!

xscoffy:
...

This matter go long oooooooo..


I have always told myself before now that non of my kids would attend a boarding school. Nothing kills a child morale n personality more than a boarding school. And the child wouldn't have an option to play along if the home training n orientation he gets from home is too poor.

You hardly see a day student so hardened. Boarding is where morale n sanity is lost!

My kids will always go from home to school daily so any shit u learn n display at home would be corrected immediately before it turns out something else. It's well

Depends though.

When I was in Secondary School, the Boarders always out-performed the Day Students.

Although the bullying no be here o!

NovesaTillie:
The parents who abandoned their 12 year old in a boarding school have failed woefully in parenting and should be arrested and charged for negligence and murder

So anybody in boarding house is abandoned?

No dey talk nonsense abeg!

miketyler:
In all your sayings never call any of Gods creation as being devilish; you just don’t jump out all in the name of preaching to say frightful gibberish.

He is showing signs of schizophrenia.

His analogy is so warped!

Holy Gram!

Parable of the Samaritan and the robbed man comes to mind!

If Pastor and his family will use my money to live a life of utmost luxury, why hand him more of my money?

If a Church has a more noble cause, then i will willingly give, and even more!

There was no lack in the early church, they shared everything...

Abeg, our mumu don do!

It took 10 years for Ali Baba to make a cent in profit.

I also hear Jumia has not made shishi in profit.

Just ensure you have other streams of income, or else...!

The start of a business is usually hard.

Most of them end up failing by the way.

AllahIsShit:
Abeg forget that nonsense. You will hear about Africans who are 120 years old, then you hear that the oldest child is 60 something years old, meaning that Mama was in her 60s when she started having children abi? Africans think the rest of the world is as poor, stupid and illiterate as they are.

I just did not have energy to comment.

Sometimes i wonder if our people think?

Someone even said he knows someone in his village who is 170 years old!

Someone that hot Son has made to age prematurely, has 30 years added to his life.
At least his children must pretend like he lived a great life-- till he was very very old!

Me sef be 133 years old.