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ajericho:
you dey ask me?,you know dem bro,

ronaldo scores hat tricks easily in laliga

You have no understanding of football.

ajericho:
make we no go south America,dem dey laliga sef

Examples bruv!

NORSYK:
Man you made mockery and jest of Messi by posting such a demeaning picture.

By the way if an average team of Chile could be win it back to back, then what stops the so called Messi from winning it 4 in a roll.

Chile is an average team?
You know nothing Jon Snow!

Joshmuch:
conductos, waiters, truck drivers, electrician team are also im South America, let Messi try replicate!!!

Give examples of such teams?

mystical109:
bro even if u re goal crazy, Ronaldo was nowhere last season. Not in goals, not in assists or anywhere. He was just there

He was just there...

His fans think he placed the best football ever actually

NORSYK:
Going by your logic Messi scoring the highest goals shouldn't make him the best

Just scoring goals doesn't make you the best footballer-- that's not the only thing that makes anyone the best.

What's your overall influence on the game?

You should look up 'real' stats on Opta.
Not some glory-hogging stats of some self-absorbed person.

NORSYK:
In what aspect was he better?

Tell me how/why C.Ron was better.

I am not a goal crazed fan by the way, I look at overall game play.

NORSYK:
Who was a better defender than VVD last season?

I asked about stats bro!
You said VVD had better ones.



Who was a better Keeper than Allison last season?

Does that make him best player through out the season?

NORSYK:
Bernardo Silva wasn't better than CR7 last season

How?

NORSYK:
VVD stats were better

What stats?

suzzyboss:
Are you high is Ronaldo a midfielder or a defender. Juventus needs a good midfielder not all those stuck stuck bamboo sticks they put on the pitch

It doesn't matter-- Ronaldo played primarily as a winger, almost all his life.

A winger is usually a creative outlet, except you know something I don't know.

Juve doesn't have good midfielders?
Get out of here man!

bewla:
Messi against Iceland unko

Portugal against Iceland nko?

NORSYK:
Don't forget that being the best in the world is by voting not necessarily means that you are the best.
Ask yourself does Messi deserve to win the best footballer this year?

His stats say he does?

charlesm91:
juve wey no dey score pass two goals. Only hat trick i remember him scoring was against Atleti in the ucl last season. That juve team needs creativity in the middle for Ronaldo to pump in goals solid

Can't Ronaldo provide the creativity?

starbuck:
Op, we never understood the formulas itself and instead of breaking it down for us, you are compounding it for us with your English

That English na die!

I don get headache sef

Kbs468:
So to be pressed only means pooing?

Learn something new today ooo

Egbon, park well!

Who goes around saying,'I am pressed!'

Pressed for what?

If you don't put what is 'pressing' you in the sentence, na shit dey worry you!

No dey form wetin you no be.

Dedemworld:
I guess u re a genuine Lasma cox soldier can’t put on words in this manner, u enter officers mess u enter sergeant mess, bull shit

Never said I was a soldier mate!

I was a youth corper, that year.

Go figure.

Hedonini:
These military guys are mostly brainless brutes no doubt, and everyone knows I can't stand them, but this doctor seems to have zero street smarts. Nigeria is a lawless jungle where anything goes, and surviving out there is a tough battle that requires lots of common sense.

So many unpleasant situations can be avoided by faking likable simplicity, humility and charisma. "Baba I hail oh, no mind me, na problem full my head, no vex. How work?...bla bla bla" Idris head go cool down - he might be a disgusting brute, but still a human being with ego and emotions at the end of the day.

No be every situation you go dey form Mr. Stubbornhead ITK.

I served in the Army and I enjoyed, die!

Enter officers' mess, free drinks for me.

Enter sergeants' mess, free drinks for me.

Dem no born any soldier or officer make e try anything, -- e won die?!

But I was a very likeable and friendly person.
I didn't misuse any power(s)

But I no believe the story-- Officer beat Doctor, inside barracks?
For wia?!

Crap!

Kbs468:
Why do Journalist always try to blow things out of proportion?

Imagine, He only Left in about 3 minutes to full time ooo.

Maybe he was pressed, who knows but here we are reading about a none-existing and imaginary outburst on the various media outlets

Pressed?

Toilet no dey dressing room?

SyrusdeHansome:
Barca is dead. Lionel Messi the one league goat is old nd can't perform at the level he use to perform because Xavi nd Iniesta are no more there. Valverde is a shareholder at barca if not he would've been sacked two seasons ago. I just feel 4 them because ever since they robbed PSG to qualify 4 dat quarter finals their story has never been de same again. That goes a long way to prove that barca have always been helped by referees. Without referees, Eufa nd FIFA barca wud never have won some trophies they've won. Nemesis has caught up with them nd they'll keep going down till they start fighting 4 a top spot.

I guess Man U, Chelsea, AC Milan, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid... were all helped by referees, UEFA and FIFA?

What fuckery are you spewing?

Lordjb:
thanks boss

The site works naw!

Na wetin boys dey use be dat

Came4amod:
Nah .. people are just different.. lifestyle is different.. take a look at floyd .. his be broke..no .. but he can buy 100k$ pen .. it's just his lifestyle

Floyd grew up dirt poor.

He has too show off his wealth to assure himself he succeeded.

It's a poor man's mentality actually.

leokid866:
Just keep quite when money is talking....why don't you guys listen....

The guy is a broke and poverty-minded dimwit.

globemoney:
Fake news. I'm not even sure theres a house that sells for $5m in Nigeria

How much is land in Banana Island?

EXLOVER:
Old mumu, a real African man eats from his wife pot, not from housegirl, my wife's food is the only food i can eat not from a househelp. Nor call me mumu next time, we ain't mate anywhere even if you're older we still not mate. Peace man

Your wife belongs to the kitchen and the oza room!

slimthugchimee2:
What do you think they feed the lions?

Carcases, not live animals.

Luciius:
All the goats? abeg how many goats one lion fit chop?

I tire o!

dfrost:
Zoo is for animals. Goat is an animal.

I expect to see exotic animals in a zoo, not the ones I will see in Mama Jamiu's compound.

They should kukuma put cows there also!

decatalyst:
Are we just going to keep silent about the fate of the innocent goats?


What a way to die

My only question is why would you have goats in a zoo?

marztar:
Rip to the dead

See boxing, with gloves oo... And some mumu will say wrestling is real.

Gloves actually makes it worse.

With gloves you can hit harder without breaking your hands.

AfroKnight:
And who is my master? Your own master has enslaved you right here in your own land; in the land of your ancestors. If you resist his yoke, he will scourge you with his soldiers and send you to jail and you will weep and trend hash tags that will last for a week and fade into oblivion.

I will come visiting from my sojourn and be treated as expatriate and made Lord over you regardless of your prowess and qualification and I would be deemed better than you by those who rule you. If I chose to oppress you with your own police, there would be nothing you could do because even your own courtrooms are the havens of your masters who invited me to be captain over your irrelevant life.

Do away with your foolery. Your brothers have enslaved you and your descendants, yet you are proud of your dung hill of a home. What a joke.

What you just wrote is painfully true.

I saw this first hand in Nigeria-- Returnee Nigerians were being paid 10 times more than those that didn't leave.

I japa'd straight.

In 20 years, those that will hold key positions in Nigeria, are not in Nigeria.

They are the returnees!

ajl:
And down the road they become oppressed just like any African-American and Black Briton. Maybe the first generation may pick some of your culture but from the second generation down they will be no different from African-Americans or blacks in Europe who are daily sent to prisons for minor crimes compared to white, some even killed in their home by white cops. And if their population get too much, their "master" could choose to obliterate some of them systematically from the face of the earth.

You all do not know you are under continuous attack in Africa and elsewhere you choose to run. As your master perfectly describe you, most of you only have the power of the Now but not the vision of the future. You are virtually owned because your narratives is in the hands of your master.

What are you saying?