₦airaland Forum

SirDelight:
Lol

Come off it,,,,the school be Baba,,,e get meaningful history

Ok o!

I schooled in one of the most prestigious Nigerian Universities...
I can however never allow my children School there!

I have interacted with young people trained in the West and the difference is 7up.

I was even in a presentation by a young chap in London today and it was obvious our young people here are sooooooo disadvantaged!

The guy was so confident, eloquent and did so well. I am sure we were all smarter than him, but the other skills necessary to succeed in life, he had honed very well.

My children will not slave for their mates. They will not feel intimidated in the comity of Nations...

Please, as long as you can afford it, please don't make your children school in a failed system.

Unibenfucker:
Sharap there . No other school other than University of Benin. Their post ume sef na die but people like us na small thing mehn pass their Post ume with no issues cos we get brain. I know say na people like you go convenant University

Most of my guys probate that year once you fail 2 courses na strate probation I remember osahon and temi dayo that year Dem drop out for engineering go start afresh for USA Las Las osahon graduate as best student for him class for USA now the guy dey work for Microsoft for us. Person wey. Nor fit pass for Uniben

And what has Schooling in the almighty uniben don for you?

You dey use am collect money for bank?

SirDelight:
U.I

Even if I don't, one of my pikins, at least, must study there.

I just pray her glory is never lost by then

Why will you wish your child to study in UI?

Don't you wish them well?

sheller:
Barcelona wont win this match I'm betting my wife

Bros, how far naw?

Shey make we run am, I no go use condom o!

burner44:
I was shocked when the housemates revealed it

What did she say o?!!!!!!!

hefelove:
I'm 21, a female and i still bedwet have done so many things to stop this but it seems all my effort are fruitless am tired of living my life like this.

I even cut down my intake of food and water,
I've used so many herbal treatment it seems all is not working please nairalanders I need your help is there anything you think i can do...this whole thing need to stop.
This as been going on since childhood

Go to the hospital, see a urologist. Urologist o, not anybody else!

You will get the help you need, there are medicines that will sort it out.

Cheers.

Oluwasaeon:
Just 3 years ? And you can't tell her what you feel if you are really sure about it ?
Bro, my ex was 11 years older than me

Baddest!

lilwetdick:
Lol, suddenly he remembered the definition of an invention

ok, let me make it easy for you,

now show videos of Nigerian Phd Holders inventing something that has been invented before, pls show me let me see

A working prototype will be needed.

I dont need to indulge you.

I have never worked in Tech or the applied sciences but I know in Health, there is a lot of research by Nigerians-- with the little incentives available.

The gap between us and the West keeps increasing however because the system is shambolic.

Academics, the staunch ones, still research though.

Nonetheless, if you believe your brain is smaller than that of an Oyinbo, that's your business.

I am a professional and I can hold my own anywhere in the World.

A little self-belief ( on your part) might help your already depleted brain cells however.

lilwetdick:
all these are trash, there is no working prototype, no videos, no evidence, i guess they are still waiting for govt grants

one of the invention said design of electric bus, do we even have electricity in Nigeria..lol..any way it is just a design, no working prototype,

get me another trash



it seems it only covenant university we have in Nigeria

You know you are saying rubbish right.
If it is just trolling, it's okay.

If it is not, it's troubling!

If this is how you reason in real life, you need spiritual help.

lilwetdick:
i have just showed you, at least many of the inventions, they are using them for personal use, you can see the function

if you want one, you can call the inventor up and he will create a new one for you.

An invention means you were the first to do something.

If you think those people were the first to do those things then you must be living under a rock!

Is this the first time you will see these things?

OkCornel:
How many of them are in use en-masse by Nigerians?

For example, is your light at home powered by potatoes?

Those things are not inventions, that is secondary school science project in the West.

lilwetdick:
interesting, apart from the govt budget for universities, it is govt that pays salaries and wages of lecturers not universities, so their no excuse that all expenditure for a university is recurrent

We also have private universities, what have they also produce. nothing

you are just an excuse giver

imagine if other countries were giving excuses like we do, i am sure they wont be where they are today.

The budget for Harvard University was 4.5billion dollars (about 1.4 trillion naira) in 2018 which is 3 times the budget for all Federal Universities in Nigeria ( put together)-- 331 billion naira.

You think it's beans?

Oga, comot abeg!

lilwetdick:
we are both daft that is why we cant engineer an enabling environment.

Speak for yourself!

You think Bill gates just woke up one day and decided to make computers?

Or Steve Jobs woke up in Mushin and made the iPhone?

At the time when very few Universities had computers, Gates' high school had a top grade computer courtesy of their PTA (donations).
His family was upper middle class, hence he enjoyed certain benefits several millions of kids couldn't enjoy.

Jobs' Father indulged him so much, that he sold his house, so he could attend the high school he (Steve Jobs) wanted.

Is it someone whose kids have not eaten that will think research?

Will you dream of space travel when your family is starving?

Our researchers have now become 'Entrepreneurs' all in a bid to survive-- our country is poor and visionless, and so important sectors will suffer.

It is obvious you don't understand how life works-- you think people just stand up someday and succeed.
Self made men?!

Shior!

A man is the product of his environment, there are no self made people anywhere!
Rich people keep on producing rich children while the poor one's recycle poverty.

That's why Nigerians are travelling abroad and doing better than they would ever have done back home.

You need a very big springboard to jump from if you are disadvantaged and unfortunately many of us are.

lilwetdick:
The money they give to educational and research institures arent the Phd Holders and professors stealing them.

Why don't you engineer an enabling environment, or are you daft also?

OkCornel:
Point of correction, you are referring to the peanuts allocated to the universities and colleges of education that can barely sustain the recurrent expenditure of these institutions?

Don't mind the man-child he has no knowledge of life matters, just blabbing like a tot.

OkCornel:
Exactly. Naija community is growing steadily in the UK. And Naija people sharp wella for UK.

100% effort you put in to accomplish something in Naija, put in barely 60% of that in UK...and you'll get results.

Another funny thing, 70% of prayer points will die a natural death when you live in countries like the UK.

Baba mi, na so o!

I no dey fear armed robber, fear accident...prayer points go change sharpaly!

Nigerians are one of the smartest on earth.

I was at the barbers recently and they were talking about Nigerians...
One of them said he wondered when he was in University, why they were still coming to school, as they always seemed to know everything way before the exams.

Another said there are now so many Nigerian professionals in London, who are doing well.

They all thought highly of Nigerians.

I changed jobs recently and when the Oga asked me where I was from, and I said Naija, he says, 'Nigerians are very smart, I have worked with them before, they pick up things very quickly!'

My colleagues don they use one Kain eye look me since then, but me I no send.

With the UK opening their country for immigrants, more people will emigrate and they will fit in easily despite the cultural differences.

Last last Oyinbo no get 2 head!

lilwetdick:
Those ones that the bloggers over hype, you got first class, it is over hype, you work in Microsoft, it is over hype, you work in a robotics center, in Nigeria, it kinda of genius, this things are normal stuff but in Nigeria, it is remarkable.

If Nigerian Phd Know their Onions, how come there is no invention from any of them

Phd is all about research that can bring new inventions like new drugs, new sceintific way of doing things etc but how come we see nothiing here in Nigeria.

Will you contribute your salary as grant for research?!

No dey talk rubbish abeg!

salford1:
You need a mental health assesmemt.

He does o!

Many are sick, only few are roaming.

Dee60:
Boy, check that again. Mane is a great player, but Sallah can destroy any defence. For Madrid to win Champions League, Ramos knew there was one player he must injure!

An Mane still scores for Liverpool...

Bros forget Mane no be Salah mate!

zicoraads:
So if Mike does anything stupid to dent his chances and gets evicted as a result, I'll then send money directly into his account as compensation for acting stupid and losing the chance to win a whopping amount of money?

When there are several homeless kids on the street? Widows? Out of school kids? Girls in need of things as basic as sanitary pads? Kids who are finding it hard to eat? Families in IDP's?

This must be a special kind of idiocy.

I can spend to keep you in the house, but it has a limit and it ends there. You mess yourself up afterwards, you bear your cross.

Ever heard, ' A people deserve the kind of leadership they have?'

Nigerians are inherently daft!

They will donate to someone when they don't have 0.1% of what they are hoping to raise in their own accounts.

Godsfavour78:
Chai when Tacha rush to spray perfume is when I understood her problems INSECURE, IMMATURE and Narrow World View.

I kon dey pity am

But tacha sha trying to slut shame and bleach shame mercy when we all know her and have eyes to see. Two of them should have been friends self.

That aside Diane did poke tasha in the eye so let's be fair she should be on the bus home too.

Las las no female deserve to win self.

I really pray the people close to tacha are brave enough to tell her the truth.

My stance was anybody should win except tasha. But now as I dey reason the mata I don't even hate tacha its the arrogance of her fans that got to me.

She was not trained and didn't train herself how to groom herself.

When you smell, it's not perfume that you rush to use-- it's a deodorant and any normal person knows this.
Why spray perfume when you know it's not your cloth that is smelling, but you!

So unrefined and crude!

AryaSand:
I will add 500million to the 250 to make it 750m.

You don't mean it?
You are so lovely.

Lemme add another quarter of a billion and let's make it One billion naira!

Grass to Grace.

I Stan!

AryaSand:
Dino no get wife for house o. Don't be deceived.

I am giving Tacha 250 million naira!

Minjim:
In 2019..
One footballer won 2 domestic & 1 national titles, & became 1st to 100 wins & 125 goals in Champions League, 1st current player to 700 official goals & 1st to win Premier League, Série A & La Liga.
Clue: it wasn't Lionel Messi who just won FIFA Best Player.

Argue with Piers Morgan

So Ronaldo should have won it based on the gibberish you typed?
Seriously?!

So if someone scores 5 goals in a year, and that increase his UCL goal tally to 200 overall, means he must win World best footballer?

Does this make sense even to you?

GEEBITE:
"Before ronaldo went to real Madrid, Madrid already has over 10 champions league cup, before lionel messi Barca has 1" Two fallacies in a statement.Real has 9 European titles and the tenth one was looking like a jinx cos it took another 12 years from when they last won it in 2002.Barcelona won their second European tittle in 2006 with negligible input from messi.They coach Rijkaard didnt even deem it fit to play him in the final again against arsenal and left him on the bench all through.Ronaldo won 4 champions league trophies with active participation for Real while Messi won 3 of active involvement with Barca.

Messi was injured was why he didn't play.

Messi was phenomenal even in 2006, get your facts right bruv.

Pele!

emmy4life02:
Nice write up, but u got it all wrong wen u said Argentina is a team to beat with Messi . no be only. Argentina the really struggle bad with Messi. See Bolivia, Venezuela, Peru and Iceland matches against them for more details. The really I mean really! Really!! Struggle in the last World cup n Copa America. Argentina didn't struggle to qualify for COMMBOL without Messi, but struggled throughout the tournament with him. To me he is a liability to that team @ the moment. That 4 months banned he has is what it, so that Argentina can put there act together. No doubt Messi is a fantastic player, a monster footballer probably one of the greatest footballer of all time, but his national team struggle leaves me with with no doubt that about his short coming, to me he is not the perfect leader, even Barcelona fall in Europe against Roma & Liverpool can attest to that. Argentine national team are really struggling with his presence, maybe because of his reputation or talent.

And they qualified for the World Cup without him?

AuroraB:
Tacha on everyone's lips. Even the ones with halitosis are bleating of her having BO. Your selective hypocrisy says what to Cyndy's

Everybody knows 'respeck' means respect?

That was deliberate.

owila4luv:
the ojoro in fifa is too much! every normal person knows messi don't deserve this award cos he did nothing other than winning laliga. Ronaldo: Back to back 3times champion league, won serie a, with his new team, achieved more in world cup than messi, won an international trophy for his country within same period, of which messi never came second in any international competition, fifa is crazy!

Dude don't burst an artery!

Ronaldo did not win Champions 3 times in a row in 2019.
He didn't achieve more at the World Cup ( at least not this year).

The award is for the person who played best over the year-- count all the trophies, you want, that's your business!

Did Ronaldo play better football asides Messi?

Messi stats were phenomenal over the year, and the votes say so.

Deal with it.

owila4luv:
the ojoro in fifa is too much! every normal person knows messi don't deserve this award cos he did nothing other than winning laliga. Ronaldo: Back to back 3times champion league, won serie a, with his new team, achieved more in world cup than messi, won an international trophy for his country within same period, of which messi never came second in any international competition, fifa is crazy!

Pls, can you re-read what you just wrote?

Iz not making sense.

Kalixx:
He likely had a plan when he invited Messi for dinner. To poison Messi.

Hin think say Messi no sabi hin plan.

Messi will bring his own food (inside food flask) and water.

Daguccizgreat:
Bro Ramos is not as good as Vvd. The former is too rough to be a football player while the later is a very articulate gentle defender who leaves no gap in the field of play.

But the former has dragged Madrid from the brink of defeat several times with his last minute headers.