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Good morning y'all,so i was at work yesterday tryna load our ATM machines when i came across this 1000 naira note in d bundle which I was holding,laff no gree me,so i decided to share d pix wiv y'all here...
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Five seconds tops... |
That hair on yuh DP looks smelly..... I can tell from d look of it... u look like someone that hasn't slept in a month,or is that d actual size of yuh eyeballs... No wonder u wrote dix rubbish... ![]() |
Why not put down d signs u give,when yuh in Heat... That should be more educative and more comprehensive.... ![]() |
Seems d dude has some sense after all.. |
You mustn't quote meQueenSekxy: |
Nope |
dix dude won't kill me,buh on a serious note anything more than 1 should be plain adultery,and that one should be yuh husband,buh our society dix days seems to encourage women to think that dey are equal to men, forgetting that d consequences for them are much more greater and worse... |
;DYou mustn't quote me,that x not yuh pre wedding pix up dia.. ![]() Preshy561: |
So u woke up dix early just to put down dix.... Hope u r dix dedicated to tinx that matters in life.. |
Buh she no fine jawe, just look at her lips,must be a good whistle blower ,u know d whistle i mean ![]() |
WTF x dix fella on.... |
Dear Kings don't kneel postrate.... ![]() |
D place looks more like a wh0re house on a casual business day... |
Nigerian Bloggers... |
Where is d write up of her saying so.... U just tag two ppl n start talking rubbish.... Take yuh time.o |
and now men are scum,because u dated a scum,in friend one two and friend three,i believe yuh dad falls into d category of men... Happy to b a scum like yuh dad..SMH... |
A fool at 20 could still be a fool forever..... |
Hope u used condoms,Mr fat short n slim.... Yuh destiny might be doing back tumble in somebody's compound by now... |
I wonder which part of yuh brain u were using while u were putting dix sh!t up,so u mean all a man's problem centers around women,man take yuh head outta yuh d!ck,d world doesn't rotate around d!cks n puccies,dia r much more important tinx in life,to both sexes oda than spending money on women n banging puccies, money was meant to be spent,if u think u lose by spending on women,then i advise that next tym wen yuh d!ck x hard,u open up yuh bank alert n try phucking it.... Relationships were meant for d matured in mind... |
Depends on her reason for smoking,if it's because of d hardship in dix country then maybe i might.... ![]() |
What about the herdsmen that kill and disappears without a trace,what about them.... Hmmm |
, nobody wants to invent new stuffs again, everyone now wants to Phuck peacefully n die in vain.... |
Till u fall and break yuh neck,then she would step over yuh body n move on to d next guy,n u would be like babe i injured myself tryna pls u,n then she would be like:- how can you now take my pix in all manner of styles wiv a broken neck,it breaks my heart to do dix buh i don't wanna watch u suffer.... |
When Op is a cocaine addict, what do you expect..... Talk bout vagina washing on a good Friday morning like dix,d person is either madt or mad.... True and True.. |
You sucked pucci n tasted milk,dat gal needs to be sent to d milk factory for further observation.... |
And u had to spend all dix time,just to come up with something so stupendous... Focus yuh energy on more important things... |
Nobody can take away yuh Man.... Cos y'all gat Men clustering in yuh life,n can only fight over d one that pays d bills... |
Hey you,if I may ask what is romantic bout that sh!t up dia,n dia u go calling lalasticala like u were calling yuh ancestors, during yuh times of trouble... ![]() |
What x wrong with this one.. |
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Five seconds tops...
That hair on yuh DP looks smelly..... I can tell from d look of it... 
