Abeg shey u go dey Bleep me sef. I can make u a partner in my company or give u regular fucking tips o. Bleep on jor. Fuckist

Now, I want to advise u mr lover man. If I were u, labake (the first one) is totally out. Reason is because she has been doing business for six years (2190 days) and even save a kobo but she know how to go into debt. It means that she cannot give u any financial advice at all o, plus you will be the bread winner/baker/saver and even the water and salt/maggi purchaser of the house, the children and her extended family not forgeting your own family too. My guy, there is nothing more fustrating in a marriage than that. Every idiot in form of a lady can lay lazilly in the and make babies, But is that all there is, na who go pay the school fees and every other things. I'm not saying you cannot afford it, all I'm saying is it is very fustrating for only one person to carry all those loads.
For the second girl, pls make sure her character is good plus u know girls are the greatest pretenders ever, even devil dey learn from them. If her character is spot on, u may love her later o. I don't have any detail of her just that u said u don't love her.
Recommendation: the second girl will make you a better man if you can grow the love for her and work with her to build a home. She is willing and ready, but if you can't, let her go. The second will will end up furstrating you. Nigeria is getting harder, no reasonable man will marry a financial liability. But at the end of it all, guy, FOLLOW YOUR HEART

Godmother:
Why should you be dating two people in the first place.
Anyways, you are waiting for perfection and guy there's no such thing.
My advice to you would be to sit Labake down and make her know what you think about her attitude to work.
Better let Shalewa go so a man that loves her can marry her.

My friend sharrap deer. How can u say such a thing. I intended reading through and not commenting until u provoked me. Mr writter, you are in a big soup o. The first gal is out of the equation except you want the marriage to be maximum of 5yrs. Plus u know say picking never enter, so when they start coming, na u go take care of them all o. Chai, u are in trouble. There is nothing like an industrous gal and that whom u love. Gbam!!! Agwa bu mma nwayin.

And she will kepp denying it was not her sofet porn that leaked last year or two. See her pics without the makeup and the one in the soft porn and try to convince yourself its not her again. But the porn made sense o.

I no fi understand una o. Is linda your family me? Why don't you allow her defend her rubbish blugg that is constantly filled with rubbish and borring stories of "the kardashians". Shey na with blogging you go take buy house for banana island ?? Mind you, she make an average of 50million (if e even reach sef) monthly and spend about 30-35 million for recurrent and capital expenditures. If e easy to buy house of 5billion then, I can name about 100 people that could have gotten houses in banana island. Mind you, no one , I repeat, no one spend 100percent of their whole money on a personal house. The most being spent is about 55-70percent on personal housing and about 70-85percent on properties (houses) for investment purpose (stat refernce from NIESVs). If this is correct, then linda should have about 3billion left she can afford to spend freely.
Abeg, Efcc and other relevant body should investigate her. If she is guilty, jail her but if she is not, free her and I will appologise to her.

Hi quinbee. I will like to put it to you that you are wrong and with all due respect, there is almost no woman of virtue in this my generation and below. One can never understand them and the expectations can never be too much or wrong. I know a lot of guys/men whom almost always are described as perfect gentlemen in the house and outside, yet their wifes and girlfriends are practically impossible witches. I get discouraged each time I see what ladies are becoming.

Mr man/madam, I don't know u at all but all theses you've written are pure nonsense only true for the part where you said mtn has the larfest subscribers. For example, mtn robbed me of 13thousand naira in 2hrs and they also robbed my big bro of about 25k all in airtime and within similar periods. For me, my data was exhausted that day, my g.f asked to make use of my phone which I obliged her and slept off (around 11am) when I woke up around pass 1pm, I wanted to call my mum only for me to hear "sorry, you do not have sufficient credit for this call." I checked my airtime balance and it was 0.00. When I went to mtn office to complain in enugu, they coludnt give me a plaudable reason. Later that day, they sent me a 1k airtime I guess for compesation. Guess what, same thing happend to the 1k the next day. So, bro, mtn deserves all they are getting. Criminals. F.Y.I I changed my sim card later that week.

Pidggin:
There's something fishy about his wealth, if he truly worked hard for it, he will not spend it this way.

Of course there is something fishy, he is into shipping, off shore oil and gas so he must be seing fishes. Idiot, no go hustle your own. Bad belly.

Mahn na 1 o because he doesn't know if what he is copying is actually correct. Truthfully, 1 and 2 deserves more purnishment and 3 deserves less scolding because it takes a bad sharp guy to do what he does. He is a professional.

No offence to you too. I have some friends who work there. They fit in perfectly.

olumide81:
No offense intended....but a good number of Nigerian Graduate can not and never fit into such working enviroment

You can lie against him all you want but the fact speaks for it self. How can you claim to love him and now threatening to kill him. Bitch, its better you walk out by means of divorce. My bet is that you certainly have done something wrong because you said it yourself that he was not like this when you guys got married newly. Oooh... Bitch my guess is that you bleeped someone or his spirit is telling him that you've been bad(you've changed drastically to the point where he feels very irritated to sleep in same room with you.
You said "you love him so much" girl, I must tell you that you don't love him at all else, some thoughts won't come into your head. Ask yourself and be honest in your answers, what have you done wrong ?? Because men don't just change for no reason. Him not fucking you, if I'm correct, your spirit is confirming that he has not cheated on you at least for now. The truth is that you've been a bad bitch and you need more than words to change him again for better. You're not the woman he married.

Hi55:
Thanks to you all for the words of advice and encouragement. To answer some of your questions: yes I have a job, my husband has NEVER been much of the sex type right from the onset but he also doesn't ignore me or sleep in the sitting room like he does now. My problem is majorly the lack of affection and not just sex. I can stay for ages without sex but not when my husband is alive and sleeps under the same roof with me daily. It doesn't just seem right to me. I love my kids beyond words but the truth remains that I'm not married to them so they can't play the role of a husband. The funniest part of it all is that he goes on as if all is well.
Someone talked about men being distracted if they have a project at hand. Yes, we have a huge project at hand but I still do not see the connection. I can't masturbate or commit adultery but I can take a walk out of the marriage if things become unbearable for me. I just love him too much and he seems to be taking advantage of that. I NEVER threw myself at him. This life is such an irony because a lot of men are out there begging their wives for intimacy. I just pray he is not cheating on me because if I find out, his family will receive his corpse prematurely. That is one thing I am certain about.

I am confident you are a lady. I keep asking, why don lady's of today have sense Dem say fire dey burn house and you dey say make dem pure gasoline. Rubbish.

yomi007k:
GO GET BUSY, u sef no go get him time.

And u'll see him running back to u.

Hi, my name is chima. Allow me to start by quoting T.D jake "...this may be your hard hard bone that is impossible to swallow. It may be your equaliser." Now to the main issue. see, I do have a brother who is dishing this treatment to his wife and I'm totally in support of it. He fits your description (age ratio and no. Of kids (lovely girls, I love them to death and back to life) and all), I hope its you. In his own case, all the faults came from his bloody bitch wife (I'm not sorry for my language).
For you (I hope you're not her else I won't give this advice), check if you're in one accord with his brothers, sisters and parents
2. If you are, talk to his mum (if she is still alive) because guys are closer to their mother, hence listen to every word of her advise.
3. Prepare his favourite meal or you take him out for dinner and after the meal, later that night at about 2;30am, make your sexual move, play dirty like give him the Mouth Action of his life and if he does not oblige you, sit him down and reason it out with him. Note, be very remorseful, infact, be apologetic and let him see and hear you genuinely cry (trust me, he know whe you're faking a tear). Now, the fear here is that he may just Bleep you silly and not feel a thing afterwards.
4. If he does not still respond well, he is either a cold blooded bastard or you've greatly offended him to the marrow in which case, it is only his family (especially parents) that can make him forgive you.
If you need outside affection and satisfaction (strictly business and no possession allowwd), halla 08159064379. Clitoral satisfaction guaranteed.

ojun50:
Wake ur man up around 1am nd discuss the issue with him after discussion leave the room then wait for another one hour u will see him coming to beg.

Op make yr discussion emotional

My dear, it does not always work that way o. It may even end up worsening it if he smells rudeness or you trying to manipulate him.

[Guy, your comment is longer than the original post o.
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What makes a man fall in love

Well I believe love is a very unique feeling which is common to all men and women, but it has its own variations for both the genders. The emotions are same but the roadmap for achieving it is different for both men and women. Each has to go through different stages and adventure. It is very important for a women to know What makes a man fall in love. It is true men always like bad girls, but in the end it’s the good girl who wins their heart and fall in love to make a happy living forever. This post will help any woman who is attracted to a man she wants to be with and make him fall in love.
1. Appearance
For men it’s all about how is your physical appearance ( note not for every men) but in most of the cases it matters a lot. It is a source of instant attraction. Men have a hormone called testosterone they get attracted to a women only for their physical appearance initially. It matters a lot to them, He might not even know what qualities in that woman he likes, but if they find her external appearance attractive they might fall in love.

2. Gain attention
A good fragrance really attracts men, they like the smell of a woman they are attracted to. Whenever you meet up make sure the fragrance of your perfume keeps him engaged, they will not admit but will notice the smell and when you leave give a quick shot of your perfume on his shirt or car dash. It is something that will gain his attention later when you are gone it will make him think of you more and more driving him wild enough to fall in love.

3. Forgiving
Anger is a very close friend of most of the men and they can sometimes turn very cruel and speak harsh words in moments of anger, which can hurt your feelings and turn you off. But they wish to be with a woman who forgive them even if they have done the worst possible things to her. A good woman is the one who is willing to love you even though you have done wrong to her. She is kind enough to handle your anger without getting irritated, though you are rude to her she doesn’t mind and prays for you to have a better living and hopefully change your angry attitude to have a good future. This things makes them realize their mistakes and gives a chance to resolve the situations instead of falling into unending debates which leads to nowhere.

4. Loyal
Every men wants to be with a woman who is loyal to him. A woman who is pure hearted and loyal will stay with you forever no matter how worse the situation gets. Life is full of mystery you don’t know what the future holds, every day cannot be a happy day, circumstance can be good or bad, and if it’s bad it won’t be possible for you to maintain the same level of confidence, sex drive and intimacy in your love. There will be days when circumstances will not be in your control, at that point of time a good woman will always resist her feeling and temptations to support you. This are some of the things What makes a man fall in love with a woman.

5. Good listener
Men always prefer a woman who listens to their thoughts, connects with their feelings and emotions. A good woman is the one who understands every bit of your heart, listens to you and allows you to speak without interrupting even though you are wrong, One who gives you a good advice and doesn’t fake you with false guidance. One who is from a different world than yours, she does not pretend to be good, makes you comfortable and cares for you. She constantly makes efforts to improve you in every aspects of life by giving right kind of advice to achieve your goals, more importantly she encourages you to be a better person.

A full package is What makes a man fall in love. Men are attracted to lot of women that doesn’t mean he is in love. It only shows that there are some qualities about you that makes him pursue you. If you ever want to win a man’s heart make him want you by following the above steps. But in the real world the good girl is hard to find and if you luckily found her don’t treat her badly, don’t take advantage of her innocence be nice to her, respect her emotions. For me it’s a matter of concern all those women who has been treated badly, ignored, lost their existence. I know good women still exist and they have the power to make any men fall in love with them, It’s just the men who needs to respect and love them to keep their existence.

I hope you guys found the post on What makes a man fall in love useful. If you liked it please share and comment below.

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origima:
The ibos should be careful less it will be a suicide mission to have followed kanu the same way they followed & accepted Ebele Jonathan blindly. Ibos unfortunately are not wise and may loose at the end

I don't know who you are or where you're from but, the igbo's are the smartest ever in nigeria.

TonyeBarcanista:
I am a strong advocate of right to self determination. However, self-determination is not an excuse for inciting people against the State and others. It is not acceptable anywhere to call for violence. It is unfortunate but Nnamdi Kanu not only broke the law but has made himself by his action a stumbling block to the right to the Biafran struggle for believers of this struggle.

I will strongly advise that patriotic youths consider the noble option that is provided in the UN charter IF they insist on secession. Personally, I believe in equity and justice whether within the political and geographical Nigeria or otherwise. The way and manner Nnamdi Kanu carried his struggle is unacceptable in any sane society. Nigeria is not a zoo

Tonye, I wonder how you reason. I for instance, didn't give a hoot about biafra but after the arrest of kanu, I see and now have a reason to join in the advocacy of the course. They have been going about it peacefully at list, they have no reason to raise heavy arms or start killing innocent people or vanderlise state properties unlike some other people. Despite these, the buhari lead government still arrested and killed some of its members unlawfully. What the biafran activist and the boko haram or the niger delta boys, which is better or more just or peaceful in their going Let's stop deceiving ourselves.

Beesluv:
Good. So the singles should also engage in constant s*x abi

yes o beesluv. Engage in constant "bleeping" and do you also know that squirting is very good for women/ladies. Now you know. But, if you want to "bleep" please do it with someone that knows how to do the it wella else it gets fustrating.

Dinirojones:
Jus watch our ibo brothers avoid dis thread like a plague [right][/right]awon yeebos " they Neva fail to disappoint

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*dances shoki out of thread*

when yoruba's and hausa's like you fool are doing everything possible to make this country very unliveable evn for yourselve, why won't some people do anything to secure a good future. Ate least, we don't go around bombing ourselves and innocent people, also, we don't go about "jazzing" people and trying to destroy thefuture via diabolical means. I'm proud to be an IGBO boy.
*my dick on your face boy!!!

Boy, yours is not bad o. I just finished a pack of ciprotab and I'm very ok. My elder bro took one anti-bacteria. And it got all of us scared. He is a fair guy but the drugs made some parts of his body very very black. At the end of the day, it was discovered that the drug was not meant for his body type.
For you, its eaither your body system is not in line with the drugs or the drug is fake.

A good girl May be. She lied when she said "it is not good to insult anybody" girls generally insult. Also, she lied when she said " she helps anyone who meet her fo help."

modelmike7:
A good well-brought up girl

Hi, my name is jonathan. I'm very impressed by your choice of simple dictions and the fluency and flow of your writing skills. For a deaf guy, you're cool so, I'll start by saying you should pls further your education, I can see greatness in you and I'm not trying to be a preacher nor an inspirationist, so pls further your education.
For the girl, I'll like you to summon courage and tell her how you feel. Maybe you can use your twin sister as a "side man" for the shock absorber and enforcer. Before you talk to her (the chick), if I were you, I'll write down how I feel, how beautiful she is in comparison to a beautiful moment/thing, how she make me feel etc. After you're done talking to her on your feelings, give her the letter (which will explain more in details), and then your sister will play the other very major role. Your sis may start by being her aquintance and use the opportunity cement everything for you.

See this niger delta fowl abusing biafra by saying nigeria will benefit more all because of one tradition amongs y in that region. Make I ask the toad, shey edo no get their own for body Wey them must bury woman for her papa compound. You must be a monkey.

RemyMartins:



You would have just passed the thread or even input a Smiley instead of this poo!!! I am a Firstly a Nigerian from the South South Area (Niger Delta) full blooded.

Though i'm not a traditionalist but correct me if I am wrong "the woman cohabited with the man before her death" all her people want is for her brideprice to be paid so she can be given a befitting burial.

Our tradition is who we are. Forget the shiiii we are borrowing from the west.

Crucify me if you wish. IT IS FINISHED





Do you think that man can claim his child if that rite is not performed?

A people's tradition defines them.

Lemme use a little example. If you go to a drink joint and you are served a bottle of drink and in the process of you using cork screw the bottle of drink slips and shatter, wont you pay for the drink?

If my brain dey my shoe, then keep on wearing your slippers

kokoA:
Fresh girls.

who is the stupid girl among them called rukaya atiku She should be properly retrained on ethics. Stupid girl making stupid comments.

I hope I'm not the only one noticing that the whole thing is a conspiracy by the okada riders and uniform men. Ask why is it that all the incidents have uniform men and okada only

MizMyColi:
Such tradition, whether it is applicable to man or woman, or both is simply barbaric and crude. It must be vehemently rejected. It promotes murder and oppression/bondage.

People should be free to make their choice and live with the consequence as meted to them by the cosmos.

It's really not in the place of any mortal (exceptions though) to determine who lives or dies.

Why destroy what you couldn't possibly create?

#MyTake

youy must be a serial cheat, in fact your own pass sef. Na cheater you be. Double mouthed nigro that is even denying his self.

vizkiz:
[b]team number 10. If you come my house, I will send you to the kitchen yourself. If you no fit cook e no cornern me.

since the time deborah taught me a great lesson, I stopped entertaining women luxuriously

Deborah will always come to my house almost every weekend cuz she knows I will buy turkey and cook my favorite dish (vegetable and pando yam) for her or I will go to "tantiz" and get her pie with ice cream...

Chai, I mumu no be small!

I will be in the kitchen for hours cooking before she arrives. When she comes, I'll serve her and we will start watching movies. After that she will put on some music and start dancing Upon everything, my people, after all my efforts to make her happy and comfortable I didn't see deborah's pants oh.
She kept doing all these for good 2months. Thank God for my padi who woke me back to reality. He told me what I should do when next she comes visiting.

Do you wanna know what I did the next time deborah came to my place? Watch out for episode 2 [/b]

my guy, its not all girls that are like deborah. I tell you, of a truth, I do entertain my female visitorly (only one specific and particular person because she has proven her worth to me severally). She does entertain me too more than I can do her so, she is not like deborah. But I must say, there are some girls (though childish and greedy ones) that are worse than deborah o, u na pant u no see abi, these ones, common honest hug, dem no go give you but them dey share their private property to the street and neighbourhood. So, if u see that one that deserves being taking care off, do take care of her and with pleasures bro according to your pocket o.

ZeezaRapture:
1. People should note that the source of this thrash is ALWAYS broadcasting against APC in general...(i guess it is owned by a Biafran activist)

2. I urge every reasonable person to ignore the nonsense written in the article and,

3 IF I WASTE MY DEAR TIME READ AM, MAKE MY D.ICK GO SHORT

idiot, do you even know what biafra is Just like your alias azeeza, you are very brainles ( u have no brains less it would be dead). Never in your forgotten life mention biafra again. You can write or comment all you want about everything and anything, I just don't want you to add biafra in anything you do.BLOODY BASTARD

calebo101:
Story for the gods. Believe at your peril.

Where the 5k monthly wen the dullard promise people? The free food nkor??

Propaganda government. Keep deceiving the illiterates and sophisticated people while the economy nosedive.

you must be a monkey or you're thinking from your ass. How can you talk of 5k when jonathan sold the whole country off. Let me ask u dummy, what can 5k do for you today My beloved country is rich enough to take care of her self and all her citizens confortably forever if things are done well, but no, people will always steal what belongs to all and their daughters and sons will have the boldness to say rubbish to our face. Ask atiku's daughter rukaya.

lagmostkuit:

How come i've not experienced this?

do you want to experience the great joy in sex (especially when you're being deflowered), just contact me provided you're a lady abve 21. It won't hurt at all. Just erotic joy

kendrick9:
Enyeama is looking for cheap sympathy.... yes,he lost his mother and we have sympathized with him but stop using to gain attension... we have all lost someone,so he ain't a special case.
He ought to have respected his boss

I may have something to say to you but I guess others have said all. Stop reasoning like an ass. No one in the current team has sacrificed up to enyeama. Even oliseh no even fit.

Dude there was no where in your article you mentioned that u have toLd your uncle. I think u should tell him and afterwards, do what u wish some one else will do if you were in you uncle's shoes. And tell your family members o because women can denie for AFRICA.