chumaZ:


You can abuse me as much as you want, you're no saint

Decimus:
When the audio is becoming too loud, you switch off the radio

ojun50:
I understand una Don tire

No,I humbly disagree.
Manufacturers all around the world buy products from farmers all the time,you know what you lack?
Wanna know?
Ok I'll tell you.
It's simply capacity.
Let's say you have more money and resources,let me start pointing out where you'll get the breathing space you so desire;
1)purchasing power;
Let's say you have enough money to buy 100,000tons at a go,do you think you'll still buy 1ton for 180k?
Hell no,you can have the audacity to tell the farmer that it's either 90k per ton or he go bleeps his mama while you humbly go and import from outside.
2)logistics;
It cost you 10-16k/ton to transport because you buy small small.
If you buy good quantity like I stipulated,you'll get to need bigger vessels or truck for haulage which when you fill to the brim and press calculator,you'll find out that it will cost like 3-5k/ton to transport because you now load more product per unit area.
3)Storage;
If you have money and capacity,you'll be able to build silos to store grains so that at time of scarcity,you'll have grains you had stored that will last you through the scarcity period.
You'll get to make money from hiking selling price due to scarcity even though you bought raw material at normal price,thereby maximising profit.
4)output capacity;
Imagine you have bigger machines that can handle more volume and push out more output per unit time,that is the same time and almost the same resources you use now to produce small small quantity will be used to bring out bigger output,that is you now get more jugs or kegs of oil on almost the same resource used to produce those small small ones you use to produce.
That further drives production cost down and gives you more room for profit or for you to be more competitive.
Imagine that...
Packaging;
Imagine you have capacity to buy 100,000 empty jugs at a go.
Will you still patronise iya big nyarsh that sell close to you with the small son at her shop with catarrh on his nose all the time?
Remember she always have small quantity available sef and by so her price will be very high.
Nah....
You'll now buy from the company direct at a very good price and they'll handle the logistics for you sef to your doorstep.
Also,imagine what will happen to your sales?
It will skyrocket,because you are competitive with good product and can give you the ability to drop price more and still be profitable because your sales is very high,even if you make 200 naira per jug,you multiply by your quantity or output or selling power and you smile.
Ownership of logistics;
Imagine you no longer hire transport but own them?
You know what that means?it now cost you less to haul product from point A to B.
That is still driving production cost down and giving room for profit or competitiveness.
Automation;
Imagine you get enough capital to buy modern automated machines?
It means you'll higher less labour,spend less per unit time or output,that is you get to save money on labour hire while machine handles all what those expendable humans use to do?
You make more money and remain very competitive.
In fact they are so plenty I can't list all.
Note;
There is no such thing as bad business,you just don't have enough money to run it optimally or enough strategy for it to be profitable.
Finish!

Kingdray123:
Pick up line to use for a girl walking alone on a road. (These are mainly icebreakers to get her attention and talk with you before getting her contact)

#1 Hello, sorry for the disturbance, I just have to ask, are you a model? Because you have the nicest legs i have ever seen, and you have the most lucid eyes ever. (Ice broken, most girls don't get compliments that refers to particular parts of their body. All they hear is "you are extremely cute," you have a nice body, etc)

#2 Hello, (then a short pause) can I kidnap you, so I can worship you all day..(end this opener with a smile).. You are gorgeous, and I would really like to be your friend. Nothing more or my gf would kill me(end this with a smile too). Note: try to do this when there are very few people around so all the words and your mellow tone can sink in well on other for her to get the humor..

#3 hey there, I have 10,000 things right now to say to you, but I am sure you hv heard them all from most guys. But I would just be blunt with you, I love your eyes,l love the way you talk and I love the way you talk... Would have told you I love those cute lips too, but I don't want to sounds to forward.. (end this opener with a smile, and try to sound sincere when saying this). Note: this should mainly be used on a girl you HV seen around a couple of times probably in your area or place of work, meaning she most likely HV taken note of you too in her subconscious

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EmekaBlue:
Just negodu

Why must it be an igbo man to be set as an example. Same ekiti many afonjas r strolling without mask daily

Campus4u:
Nawaooooo but I hope it's not only him,you can't because na Igbo man,you slam am 40k

dirtydiva:
Haaa.... Ds man don kill me ooo... I was contemplating on how we go resume work for company but ds news go mess everything up. How are my going to collect my 2 months unpaid salary for God sake?

God no let me reason suicide as I no dey ds Ogun with my parent to effect evacuation as depression is accumulating in my blood

Covidhunger20:
What nationality would the child now be?

lexdino:
Rule 1
You won't catch any feelings for him if you invest nothing besides sex in the relationship.

This means you must always remain jobless and broke as a bad girl. All expenses must be paid by whoever the simp that was fortunate enough to be chosen as your boyfriend.
Remember, "the one who invests the least holds the most power".
Don't fret about it bad girl, it is very easy to get a simp to fall in love and empty his bank account on you: simply give him sex sparingly while bombarding his ears with sweet names such as baby, love of my life, one and only, my ride or die, boo boo, I can't live without you, and so on. Neverminding the fact that you gonna dump him in not more than 6 months like you did with all your previous 13 exes. Within a few days the simp won't be able to sleep if you do even a little thing such as refusing to pick his call.

Rule 2
The more you get him to spend on you, the more in love with you he becomes. This means he becomes loyal and you find it getting easier to control him the more you're able to bill him successfully.

This means you must keep making demands upon demands from him until you're sure you've dried up his bank account.
Are you asking me how to pull this off on your simp of a boyfriend?
Bad girl, I can't believe you're still this dumb after reading Rule 1 above. Sex is your bargaining chip as a bad girl! Use it to reward him sparingly when he complies, withold it from him whenever he refuses any of your endless demands, while also shaming him and reminding him of how you can replace him with ease if he doesn't comply.
This also means that you must never allow him sex you for free! I repeat, never!!!
Even if you're ho*ny and you must have sex on that very day, just reach out to any of your multiple f*ck buddies that pays you real big cash whenever you offer them sex. Your multiple sexual escapades won't hurt your boyfriend if he never gets to know. You are getting the drift, right? Now you're a real bad girl. Cheers.
Remember that besides sex, you have nothing else to contribute to the life of your significant other therefore, why wait till he comes to his senses and realize this fact? when you can simply go on the offense and strike him why the iron is still hot, before moving on to your next victim.


Rule 3
Always move on whenever a bigger spender arrives.

This means you must always be on the lookout for your next victims, regardless of how much time and resources your current boyfriend is investing in you. Of course I understand you're getting close to 30 now and all your friends are getting married while you're not even sure if your womb is still intact after the severe bleeding you experienced in your 57th abortion, which you did two years ago. Your menstrual pains have increased since that occurrence and you also noticed that you haven't missed your period ever since despite the fact that you've done it raw with not less than 20 new guys since that time. Who cares if you can't get pregnant anyway? Soon the latest iPhone will be released and you must maintain your reputation as being among the first to buy it. Or do you want to lose your reputation of being called "miss expensive"?
Forget that depression and feeling of worthlessness that you feel deep down, knowing fully well that your life has been all about riding on the back of men and causing emotional pains to anyone who's ever gotten too close to you. Who cares? You have to keep doing whatever makes you happy, girl. That's how to be a bad girl.
At anytime you become too jealous of your married friends, either you steal their husband's or you pretend to be an active feminist on Nairaland, Twitter and the other social media platforms. It is a win-win for you bad girl.
Of course if you've been following rule 1 and rule 2 consistently, the simp of a man that is currently in your hook must have bought you the latest iPhone which you're using to snap and uploading celebrity-grade photos to your social media pages, your wardrobe is filled with all the latest designer wears now and you're using the most expensive perfumes thanks to being a bad girl. Hundreds of other rich simpleton are chasing and begging for you to come spend their money and ruin their lives in the name of love; an art that you've mastered how to pull off with ease.

You have all the time, girl. Why must you allow loyalty make you stick to one man?

IamDavids:



You no fit pass 20 as you dey like this. I wish you go talk am for my front boy

IamDavids:



Them born you well make you ff talk this shit for real life. I for break your head pikin.

Nonsense.

See all this teenagers, no wonder them go dey run their mouths anyhow. Thunder fire you there!