₦airaland Forum

blacksta:
A Bloke desperate for the Loo, uses the ladies in a posh Hotel for a dump.He sits down, and sees 4 buttons, WW, WA, PP & ATR .
Curious, he presses WW, and is gently sprayed with warm water, then WA and a blast of warm air dries him, PP a powder puff which left him smelling and feeling fresh.
Feeling suitably pampered, he presses ATR,
He wakes up in Hospital a few days later, and the nurse says to him "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover. Your C, k is under your pillow"

blacksta:
waste of bandwith

Efemena_xy:
@nlanders

make una encourage d guy now - na newbie

xynerise:
@all. Una don brush teeth?
Is like some nairalander dont even say good morning to their parents before browsing.

Efemena_xy:
hmmm

pessin need to get strong liver to survive 4 dis thread. . .

[i]*[b]*rushes out b/4 d insults arrive**[/[/b]i]

cynthoney:
why e be say,e no dey take guys long to show their degree of madness!!!

see studio,D1,clem and other male species just dey show themself for nothing

who be dis jjc sef

Efemena_xy:
hmm - someone's playing with fire dis morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning. . .

wats the worst that could happen

A-town:
No wonder Nepa didn't "carry the light"
We had stable power supply back then.

seedord247:
How i wish is the time of General Sanni Abacha the Terminator, By now cameroon population would have been reduced to 4 million.

mekula:
1. politics ---because that's one of the few occupations where u will be bestowed with national honours after robbing the country blind e.g
Ettehgate, Alamiesiegha, even the first lady(remember her money laundering case a few years back that was quashed?)

2. Oyel bunkering-----na from hia d money for operational logistics of kidnapping dey comot. and na d main business behind the kidnapping facade.

3. kidnapping

4. fake pastors---dem plenty!

5. contractors

6. bank executives

7. civil servants---------POLICE, ministry workers, PERM SECS, CUSTOMS, IMMIGRATION, e.t.c----ever wondered how some of them on
ordinary level 6 got to own mansions all over the place?

8. YAHOO YAHOO-----some will protest why its no 8, but how many yahoo guys u know wey get up to 7 houses except for the biggest fish dem?

9. BANK ROBBERS.

10. otokoto