₦airaland Forum

Onigbese, go and pay your debt and stop disturbing us. I wish say the loan company got hijack your WhatsApp join sef.

With una kobo kobo sense, wey no go gree una help Nigeria's credit system to develop. After you go open mouth condemn Buhari.

Nonsense people.

These are the same jokers who are quick to talk about 'kinetic and non kinetic' approaches to dealing with Northern bandits and terrorists. They will offer the bandits and terrorists amnesty upon amnesty, negotiate with them, plead with them, spoonfeed them, yet they would continue to wreak havoc.

But when it comes to 'nyamiri' or 'Biafran boys', the language is one of hateful, condescending arrogance... 'crush them', lol.

These Fulani blockheads in government haven't learnt any lessons at all.

Depends on what you're averaging.

All those ones for Island wey dey drive Cullinan/Wraith/Urus/G Brabus etc of N200m above (on one car alone o) how much you think say dem dey make? Some of these morrafuckers dey gross $3-$10m annually. Shebi na $40m in naked cash dem see with Hush and him squad when them bust them for Dubai. Shebi na $6m+ FBI see inside Woodberry btc wallet alone o. Choi. And their mate and some wey pass dem dey for that Island wey you see so

My eyes dey pepper me anytime I see the doings wey some of these boys dey put for ground. Ebenebe ebueee.

Fictitious nonsense. $91, 000 per ad indeed.

Seyi Tinumbu should be very familiar with the contents of that bikini. So we can ask him if it is worth it.

Buhari has totally destroyed this country beyond repair. Disfigured it beyond recognition.

All the Northern kidnappers and bandits who have taken over Nigeria's major highways and made life unbearable for millions of ordinary citizens are not evil and they are not destabilising Nigeria. It is Nnamdi Kanu that is destabilising Nigeria.

I wear these abokki bastards irritate me more than words can describe.

Another swegbe. What is all these checking WhatsApp and Facebook up and down? Which real nigga allows such nonsense? Besides she had your password but you didn't have hers? I stopped reading there.

All these mumu simps dey vex me.

Aboki idiot. You obviously didn't write this response. Which hungry Southern lawyer did you hire to concoct this nonsense defence for you?

Here we go again.

It's never a good idea to abandon a parent (especially when the other parent is late) in the village. That always hastens their death and can only bring nothing but trouble. The proverbial village people are no good.

The only solution is to bring her to the city. Let her live with you or any of your siblings, or if possible, rent a small place close by for her in the city. You can then easily get someone to cater to her health and wellbeing.

The future is........female Fintech, no doubt.

Interesting.

But the problem with Nigeria is that we like majoring in minors... Prioritising nonsense while ignoring the elephant in the room.

Leave yahoo boys. They would evolve and adapt quickly. The unsuccessful ones would evolve and adapt, find a way to blend in.

Our major concern should be with the banditry/kidnapping epidemic originating from the North, currently ravaging the entire country.. a problem that will surely bring the country to its knees in the next few years (worse than Somalia).

At least yahoo boys are exposed, enlightened and cosmopolitan to a reasonable extent. There's a limit to the kinds of antisocial activities they can undertake on a grand scale. We're talking about totally uneducated, unexposed and primitive abokki almajiri semi-animals, in their millions upon millions, who now increasingly see that banditry and kidnapping is the avenue to riches and success.

What happens to "unsuccessful" bandits who don't make it? More appropriately, what happens to the unlucky victims of such unsuccessful Northern animals? That should be a more worrying question.

A potential yahoo boy victim who refuses to pay loses nothing. A banditry/kidnapping victim who refuses to pay loses his life. Both categories of criminals are unsuccessful. But at what price? At whose detriment?

Picture that.

Mumus. When you were receiving sperm waaaaa inside toto like animals, you didn't know what you were doing abi? If it were to be some kind of regular guys, you and Chioma wouldn't have even allowed the thing to happen, or at worst you will sharply take Postinor 2 the next day to flush out the nonsense.

But because you wan take belle hook azu ndu... You were both looking for a meal ticket...you dey find rich boy/A-list celeb wey go marry you and inherit your useless family problems, you shamelessly carry and keep belle. Now you dey form 'unfairly treated victims'. Come dey form solidarity of abandoned baby mamas. Na ogun go punish una there.

ddippset:
These people don't know that they have set a precedent.

Every Nigerian President will be treated like this henceforth because no matter how good you are, it is practically improbable to satisfy every citizen.

They think it's Buhari they are doing,

Whether North, or South, our Presidents will be receiving this treatment from now.

Presidents abroad are treated worse
Every future Nigerian president should be disgraced and dehumanised if possible. if that is what it takes to restore much needed sanity in our political space and national life. What rubbish.

We don't need egotistical idiots who want to be worshipped. We need SELFLESS leaders willing to take the RISK to sacrifice for the country. God punish any bastard going into public office in order to answer 'excellency' and form god. If you're not seeking public office with a servant leadership mindset, then stay in your house and enjoy the respect of your children and dependants. Don't come and enjoy our national resources, and yet expect undue 'respect' from the public.

God go punish Buhari and him entire family, and any future president that is not ready to truly serve.

Nackzy:
No one is above the Law

Of course. Especially Sheikh Gumi and the Miyetti Allah executives. Bloody nincompoop.

saphiere:
Chioma was very much single before Davido met her.

Even if she had a boyfriend, did she disfigure the guy before leaving him? If Davido can't marry Chioma for whatever reason, let him return Chioma back to her normal self.

I swear if I were Chioma, Davido would be rotting in jail. I will so drag him in courts till that money his family claim they have finishes.

Nonsense.

Just imagine the sheer stupidity this one is displaying here. What is this gibberish?

toprealman:
With money, you can recreate anything

Walahi. That's the moral of the story.

I've recreated a few things in similar fashion. Can't wait to recreate even bigger things when bigger funds are assured. Not with public funds like this Bello idiot though.

I agree. This inflationary pressure is worst in the pussy market. These useless yahoo boys don disrupt and destroy the pussy market completely. Normal set babes go dey tell you N50k upwards per night. These are girls wey before before, go ordinarily jump up and down for N5k - N10k.

May Amadioha castrate all these useless boys.

A group of bastards come to your home zone to attack you and all you can do is lament to the media/on social media.

If you can't win away matches, at least your home ground should be an impregnable fortress. At all costs.

It is never about the infrastructure. It is always about the people.

Master Master P. E

Oga has spoken. I have nothing more to add than to nod aggressively in agreement.

Well, he brought home ant-infested firewood. You already know what happens when you do that kind of thing.

Nairalandian:
Oga leave leave all this big grammar.
If she's guilty, then she should be paraded.
She's a theif if she's guilty and should be publicly disgraced.

Illiterate. Learn to spell properly before throwing garbage opinions about the place.

"If she is guilty". Oh, if? So you're even sure yet on a speculatory premise, you have already condemned the smallie. Who has found her guilty now? Whose responsibility is it to declare her guilty? Why is she being paraded without being found guilty by any court - without even being accused by a victim? Who is her victim?

You can't answer any of these questions, yet you would throw your stupid opinions into the arena of public debate. Poster child of the vulgar, hopeless Nigerian mob of brainless brutes.

Unfortunately, nitwits like you are in the majority. You are the masses. That's why the country is a shithole. No be Buhari fault.

Small thing. By the time Tinubu becomes president (ya ya), she will step in with N30m lingerie. And other Tinubu boys' wives/mistresses would own clutch bag collections worth billions of Naira.

To be forewarned is to be fore...

saniby:
You can probably make a good lawyer, why don't you represent her in court?

A good lawyer means nothing in a failed system. Good lawyer arguing what exactly to a demented magistrate who doesn't even know what bitcoin means? A magistrate who is enthusiastically looking forward to the little 'commission' the. EFCC's 'counsel' or legal department would give him or her "as usual'? (Unless the lawyer's client can pay significantly more - and advisably through the EFCC's own counsel?) Lol.

You don't know how bleeped this useless country is.

plaindealer:
Shows you how crooked, mischievous, dubious and self-destructive some Nigerians are.

Why keep rushing to Wikipedia to edit the man's age just to suit your evil, lies, political and hateful political narratives.

Now, Wiki caught on to the dubious and evil tactics by these evil Nigerians and locked the page.

Even sef, what's the man's age got to do with the price of garri or your daily bread?

So Nigerians can be very very embarrassing and shameful for real.

Shut up. You're a shame and an embarrassment to yourself. Tinubu's crumbs would choke you.

Banga Lee. Just the kind of wife I could possibly endure. Beautiful, level-headed, LOW KEY (despite scandals and provocations). If she must para for you say you Bleep up, na INDOORS. Little or no social media noise.... In fact, baba you try. You wash eye come open eye well marry, within manageable limits with acceptable margins of error.

Not all these loud-mouthed, over-entitled, over-opinionated, pseudo-feminist, socio/psycho-damaged trollops parading as 'woke' females all over the place these days.

Imagine if the headline was something like... Igbo traders massacre 25 abokki persons in Yobe State or Bauchi or Kebbi State? Why can't we have that kind of headline indicating that anybody can win away match? So no other Nigerian tribe apart from Fulani can launch away battles and win away 'victories' with impunity? Imagine!

So when fighting against Fulani, home advantage means nothing. But they themselves, in all their smelly and disgusting abokkiness, enjoy full and unchallenged home advantage up north?

Which bastard arrange this thing like this? It surely can't be God

So, ndi EFCC, who did this sweet babe defraud? Who petitioned you? Okay, she presented herself on Instagram as bla bla bla as a bitcoin expert (whatever the hell that means) to defraud unsuspecting people. Who are these unsuspecting people?

Look, this approach is not beneficial in any way. Jurisprudentially, it serves no purpose to hunt small time loafers and products of a failed system - and parade them all over the place for what should be considered peccadilloes. I mean, we're not talking about terrorists, bandits, violent criminals and other antisocial elements who represent the real menace to society. No serious country wastes scarce resources on window dressing.

In terms of jurisprudence, hunting and parading people like this smallie serves neither deterrence nor corrective purposes. Even if you were to use primitive systems, this doesn't even serve punitive purposes, because we know that if this 'suspect' had enough money to bribe the retarrded agents who arrested her, she wouldn't be paraded at all. Even now after being shamed with a very annoying mugshot, if she musters a satisfactory bribe, she wouldn't even be charged to court - she would be released instantly. So what's the point of all these? It is just a crass, needless, thoughtless and hopeless merry go round.

The villages depict our true selves. Our true level of civilisation. Our unclothed and brutish ugliness. Our resistance to change.

The village life is our real face.

City life or 'urbanity' as we know it here is a cosmetic facade...a laughable attempt to hide behind a finger..