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PoliticsRe: Believe Any Tinubu Budget At Your Own Peril - Mahdi Shehu by Hedonisco: 6:23pm On Dec 19, 2025
You dey mind am. Let him come and implement the tax rubbish next year let us see.
BusinessRe: The World’s Black Billionaires 2025 by Hedonisco: 5:34pm On Dec 19, 2025
The rogue bat should be the richest black man alive. It is impossible to estimate his net worth, but it should be anything from $40 - 100 billion.
PoliticsRe: I Don’t Know Him From Anywhere - Why Buhari Didn't Back Osinbajo For President by Hedonisco: 4:13am On Dec 17, 2025
I am more interested in the real story of Habba Kiyari's demise. Because we all know that things would have turned out differently in 2023 if he hadn't been 'taken out of the picture'.
PoliticsRe: Oluseyi Tinubu To Be Installed As Okanlomo Of Yorubaland by Hedonisco: 8:33pm On Dec 16, 2025
Afi "barrister". Bunch of clowns.
BusinessRe: Top 50 Richest People In The World � by Hedonisco: 5:38pm On Dec 16, 2025
toffyz:
Slave mentality.

Dangote is far richer than some of the guys on this list, ajeh. That Dangote refinery project is a boom 💥. In few years time, watch out for the guy.
Typical local man don drop quote. Myopic types who are violently ignorant.
PoliticsRe: CAC Boss Magaji Allegedly Buys $200k Morocco Home As Two Marriages Crash In One by Hedonisco: 2:14pm On Dec 16, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Is this what government wants to tax everyone for? Our taxes will be looted by these thieving politicians? Haba!
Don't mind the jokers. A blatantly corrupt element like bat and his gang of crooks implementing such sweeping tax reforms is the joke of the millennium.
PoliticsRe: FG Mandates TIN For All Taxable Bank Account Holders From January 2026 by Hedonisco: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2025
goody234:
giving my money to you thieves and fraudsters!! you idiots that allow your ministers and civil service to steal with no accountability now want my money so you can steal even more
It's not gonna happen. I prefer the heavens to collapse on Nigeria and destroy the country than for this disgusting, illegitimate, infinitely corrupt administration to implement this kind of sweeping tax reform. This Oyelede whatever he calls himself would have to watch his back, because the fury would be a consuming fire.

Bunch of hopeless vagabonds.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hedonisco: 7:10am On Dec 13, 2025
Ballzproblemm:
SEC say they moving the entire market onchain.

And everybody is just like "eh",I love this market grin, cause na we go dey the selling when the fomo kicks in lol.
Your positive energy is commendable.

I've 'lost' $five figures this year on my alt (especially meme) plays, but I gained valuable insights in return... and would refine and restrategize. I have absolute confidence that I will recover it a hundredfold and that's on God.

Try try try try try, failed, but got closer.
Try try try try try try try try try, failed spectacularly, but got even closer.
Try try try try try try try try try try try try try, failed yet again, but determined to give it another try with my dying kick.
Try... BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.

And then onlookers will open their smelly mouths to call it "wealth without enterprise". Or "overnight success".

It's a tale as old as time.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Demand ₦100m Abducted Vine Crest College Staff Cries For Help (video) by Hedonisco: 6:44am On Dec 13, 2025
Bittersweetnig:
if entire Nigerians have this same mentality, the kidnapping business for don stop, you can't even carry me enter Bush, never, I will struggle till you shoot me at same point you kidnap me, after all nobody will pay for my Ransom, you will still end up killing me, so why will I allow you drag me enter Bush in the first place, we know the country had failed and the so called government is a failure
It pains me when I see full grown men allow themselves to be dragged for hours long walk into the bush.

It is better to to try and escape right there on the road, because you even have a better chance of surviving than to sheepishly follow these animals (sometimes walking as long as 5 to 6 hours) into the thick forest, in the middle of nowhere. Better to die on the road than to be scarred for life in the middle of nowhere.

All in all, God forbid.
PoliticsRe: ADC: We Are Concerned Obi, Atiku Not Working Together Ahead Of 2027 by Hedonisco: 6:33am On Dec 13, 2025
ChiefOloye:
People like you are Obi's greatest headaches and problems. You made politics so difficult for the man to play. Just take a sober look at what you wrote about a Nigerian politician, an ex Governor in this same unuseful country? Nothing is given in politics, rather everything is taken, if Obi wants to be the Presidential flag bearer of the ADC, he should contest its primary with other aspirants. At this point, Obi should just make up his mind and work for 2027, anything can happen thereafter, because his supporters won't allow his accept to be Atiku's Veepee, Atiku won't leave ADC platform for him, so where does he go from here? 😕 🫤 😶‍🌫️ 😕
Stop disturbing us with this senseless and tone deaf talk about "he should contest primaries". People like you who play the ostrich are the biggest problem.

Making noise all over the forum pretending like you don't know that contesting the primary means playing the corruption game with sleazy characters.. Bribing delegates with which money, just like your bat did. So Peter Obi should go against the very thing that his reputation is built on (prudence, accountability and squeaky clean corruption track record) just to please vultures like you?
CultureRe: Fusengbuwa Royal House Replied K1, Rejected His Lineage Form by Hedonisco: 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2025
Let him busy himself with what he knows how to do best: Singing for yahoo boys, drug dealers, and other criminals of different hues.

The late Awujale left very big shoes. It would be a great travesty for this clumsy dolt to hold such esteemed position. Only comparison would be for MC Oluomo to become the next Oba of Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Almajiris And Scrap Boys From North, A Huge Security Threat To Lagos Future by Hedonisco: 6:59pm On Dec 11, 2025
Shebi na industrious Igbos be una problem. We are not really serious in this country, and our unseriousness is directly responsible for our disastrous present and even worse future as a society.

I am a big believer in prioritizing. Resources of every kind are limited. Only a fool would pride and busy himself with chasing rats round the room when the house itself is on fire.

If you can't identify the real problems/threats, and focus your limited resources on dealing with the elephant in the room, then na sorry be your name.

You waste your time and energy tackling productive people who pay rent, put physical structures on the ground, and engage in actual economy boosting commerce and industry because of petty egotistical reasons. And then ignore a malignantly cancerous horde of parasites in their millions who do not pay rent (they always live in make shift shanties), do not pay any levies, do not do anything for the local economy rather than to steal, kill and destroy...

By the time you would realise your folly, it would be too late.
PoliticsRe: Lt. Gen. Attahiru Was Assassinated In May 2021 Plane Explosion - Ali-Keffi by Hedonisco: 6:06pm On Dec 11, 2025
djseanjohn77:
Just meshiornu - This year alone in the US, there have been more military aircarft crash than Nigeria's in the last 20 years - Was theres also a compromise? They should sort theirs first becoming coming to solve ours. More than 250 logged.


https://www.newsweek.com/plane-crashes-2025-list-updated-2024-compared-2063819

How Many Crashes Have There Been in 2025 Thus Far?
The NTSB logged 250 aviation incidents and accidents across the United States from January 1 to April 24, 2025.
Stop comparing apples and oranges. New York alone has more airports than the whole of Nigeria, by multiple times. Not to mention the number of military aircraft alone, not even civilian (over 10, 000 if not more) and thousands of training flights that happen EACH AND EVERY Day within the US. Yet you are comparing mumu statistics with Nigeria. Such cluelessness should be criminalized.
PoliticsRe: Lt. Gen. Attahiru Was Assassinated In May 2021 Plane Explosion - Ali-Keffi by Hedonisco: 10:11pm On Dec 10, 2025
Burantaishi's foul odour reeks throughout this expose, even without a mention of his name.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Ambassadorial Nominee Struggles To Name Ekiti Senators by Hedonisco: 9:35pm On Dec 10, 2025
I'm not sure why he needs to know the senators names. How does that affect his ability to do the job?
PoliticsRe: Senate Tells Tinubu To Exempt Lawmakers From Police Withdrawal Directive by Hedonisco: 5:55pm On Dec 10, 2025
johannesburg:
Those celebrities need the security more than lawmakers that convey to share loots.
We are not talking about "security". We are talking about policemen. Let the celebrities pay for private security. Senators represent an arm of government, whether you like them or not.
PoliticsRe: Senate Tells Tinubu To Exempt Lawmakers From Police Withdrawal Directive by Hedonisco: 5:50pm On Dec 10, 2025
Senators should have police protection. They should be exempted.

Such a policy should mainly apply to the yahoo boys, empty characters like social media noisemakers (E-money and the likes), yeyebrities like Burna Boy, and other such characters who have no business moving around with policemen.
PoliticsRe: Theophilus Danjuma Celebrates His 88th Birthday Today by Hedonisco: 5:54pm On Dec 09, 2025
I've always felt that he bears an uncanny similarity/resemblance somewhat to the late Deinde Fernandez.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Seals Timipre Sylva's Abuja Home, Aide Reacts (Photo) by Hedonisco: 8:36am On Dec 09, 2025
Didi2d:
Simple as abc, he should come out of hiding and defend himself
How do you "defend yourself" in a shithole country where the presidency (and even influential characters like Wike and some shadowy others) controls the judiciary... Where your enemies are the judge, jury and executioner all in one. Does the law here really permit "defending yourself" against an enemy in power who has decided that you are guilty ab initio, regardless of whatever the evidence says? Some of you need to deploy common sense before making these vexatiously simplistic assertions.
PoliticsRe: The North Has Been Checkmated, And Peter Obi Must Not Help Them. by Hedonisco: 8:31am On Dec 09, 2025
Penguin2:
So, Obi should be Atiku’s running mate?
That would be more palatable to every SE and SS person than to vote for the disgustingly ethno-pompous character like Tinubu and his awalokan gang. God forbid.

Rather a 'neutral' northern government takes over so that Yoruba and Igbo can go back to the trenches on a level playing field, rather than this nonsense we are currently seeing, where they think they can do anyhow because their foul smelling tribal god stole his way into presidential power.
PoliticsRe: Why Withdrawal Of Police From VIPs Never Worked – Ex-IGP Baba by Hedonisco: 6:36pm On Dec 08, 2025
Nigeria is a cesspit. This directive will never work. Just watch. Latest by February, everyone would have forgotten about the so-called directive and things would return to status quo.

Nigeria's problem is institutionalized anyhowness. There is really no remedy.
CrimeRe: US Court Sentences Nigerian-born Adekoya To 20 Years Imprisonment For Bank Fraud by Hedonisco: 6:45am On Dec 07, 2025
So why live in the US if you're determined to steal from them? Many of his kind are fully domiciled in the Lekki/Ajah/Ikoyi/VI axis in Lagos, moving around with luxurious convoys and armed government security. He would have been one of them.
CrimeRe: FBI Links Nigerian Tech Prodigy Izunna Okonkwo To Massive $41M Global Fraud. by Hedonisco: 6:28pm On Dec 06, 2025
White collar fraud is still fraud. Just as poo is poo and smells like poo, regardless of its colour.

Making a shitload of money without bending the rules or playing foul is like finding a unicorn. Na who dem catch be thief.
PoliticsRe: I Voted For President Tinubu Because Nigerians Offended Me - Bimbo Akintola by Hedonisco: 6:15pm On Dec 06, 2025
Typical senseless behaviour of agbadoists.
PoliticsRe: APC Politician Kidnapped In Ibadan by Hedonisco: 7:30pm On Dec 04, 2025
It is a family affair. It is only fair for the monster you created to consume you.
PoliticsRe: APGA Hints At Backing Tinubu In 2027 Presidential Race by Hedonisco: 7:25pm On Dec 04, 2025
AMINDA:
You wish. Forget the forced defections and endorsements, Tinubu is still not loved in the South. Unlike in 2023, Obi contesting on a separate ticket will be a huge disadvantage to Tinubu. There's a reason why he infiltrated the LP and is using Wike to destroy the PDP, despite PDP zoning its ticket to the South. He intends to be the only Southerner on the ballot.
Being the only 'southerner' (whatever that means) on the ballot wouldn't save him.

Assuming that that is even the case, every SE or SS person that is not an active member of the APC would rather vote Atiku than vote this despicable character they call Tinubu. That's for sure.

He should domicile his 'Southern' nonsense strictly within his awalokan South West.
CareerRe: Uk-based Nigerian Man Lost His Job After His Wife Reported Him by Hedonisco: 6:13pm On Dec 04, 2025
We4all:
Keep looking for a slave.
Keep being a slave.
CareerRe: Uk-based Nigerian Man Lost His Job After His Wife Reported Him by Hedonisco: 6:11pm On Dec 04, 2025
We4all:
No marriage will ever work except one partner becomes a fool for the other to continue his/her shenanigans.
Exactly. And as a man, it is one's duty to find a woman that is willing and groomed to happily occupy this position. And then you just do what you can to keep her happy in your own way.

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