₦airaland Forum

Only socially awkward dweebs would believe this thrashy super story.

Ifeanyi Ubah.. Heavy man. Billionaire ambitions.

2014 Camry. Not bad. Having money makes it easier to 'demonstrate' one's love for a deserving woman.

A truly deserving woman wouldn't care much whether there's money or not, but when the money is there then there is no limit to what an appreciative man can do.

Lol. I have been a master of all these kurukere tech improvisions since my adolescence. God knows how many devices I have destroyed due to curiosity or desperation to improvise this or that, though I have also had many successful outcomes.

Currently, I successfully converted my small rechargeable fan to be using 5v DC current from my 20, 000 mah power bank. It worked great, as the fan can now work for up to 20 hours nonstop (with one full charge of the power bank), unlike the measly 3 hours that the inbuilt rechargeable battery can last. I've been using this for more than three months now, so I dey fit off my generator early for night, with a 'no heat' guarantee at any time of the day.

Female doctors or experienced female nurses/midwives don finish?

How disgusting to have one randy idiot dip his hands into a married woman's pussy with a perverted grin on his face in the name of obstetrician. Why do women enrol in medical school then?

If the family signed a non disclosure agreement with the energy distribution company, then who disclosed to the press that the family was paid N45m?

In this perilous economy, there will be no shortage of families willing to 'sacrifice' one of their children to receive N45m, for real.

forexbinary:
11. When you now make the mistake of calculating how much your salary is in pounds.

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I’ve made a terrible mistake.

This shit is fucking hilarious.

To be village boy no good. The OP think say na cardboard boxes e take arrange that laptop put as table?

Not my dear Dana, my most reliable airline. Can't imagine the frustration of passengers.

People no dey get sense. Comparing an erect penis and a flaccid penis. Besides, some flaccids are bigger than others, but they even up when erect.

In the end, all this is ridiculous.

See the baseless arrogance written all over the foolish animal's face. These Nigerian military personnel are so disgusting. A bunch of undisciplined and unprofessional bastards without exeption!

Forget Tompolo's denial that he has no links with the Avengers and the renewed spate of bombings. He certainly is behind it, for good reason too. Buhari was very stuuupid to go after this kind of person openly with the EFCC over flimsy issues that should be overlooked in the greater public interest. That sent all the wrong signals to the militant overlords, that they might be messed up by this Abokki unless they show him who is boss. Forget about the story that no one is above the law. Not in the real world. At times you MUST let sleeping dogs lie and use a common sense approach to tackle very difficult situations.

Una never see anything. Until crude oil production grinds to a halt before the abokki animal in Aso Rock would know how the cookie crumbles.

Let the old Daura Buffoon continue chasing Tompolo and threatening militants with military action. Instead of letting sleeping dogs lie and using sense and diplomacy to achieve the desired aim for the good of our economy, you are forming no-nonsense idiot all over the place. You think say na everything be gra gra. Animal.

Something tells me that the short man called Osinbajo would be president one day, sooner than later.

Nonsense. I'm sure he will cancel the trip at the last minute because of a boil on his left yansh. Useless creature.

Wonderful, oya let us clap until our palms get sore. These wonderful "14 things" have positively impacted the masses, no be so? Our lives are better now than it was one year ago no be so?

Courtesy of Buhari's 14 golden achievements:

*Food and essential commodity prices are more expensive than ever before, making feeding a major challenge for most ordinary Nigerians.

*Unemployment rate is higher than ever before, thus increasing the army of desperate and dangerously idle youth.

* Fuel Price is higher than ever before.

*Inflation rate is higher than ever before.

*The poverty and misery index is higher than ever before.

*Exchange rate against the major currencies is higher than ever before, making our Naira virtually worthless...

*Crime rate is higher than ever before, as a result of the aforementioned factors

*Quality of life and standard of living is AT AN ALL TIME LOW courtesy of the aforementioned factors.

Now, let us all clap for Buhari and his 14 wonderful achievements again until our palms get sore.

How did Nairaland bring you back after 6 years? Bring you back from where? Your story is inconclusive like INEC's elections under Buhari.

REDBULL1:
The official rate is not up to 420 abi I'm mistaken. if u pay into your bank account na official exchange rate things o.

. Not true.

Depends on the online transfer service the sender is using. For example, try Azimo.com, and see what I'm talking about. From the UK directly to your Nigerian bank account, same day transfer, parallel market exchange rate live.

MRBrownJ:
i also dont understand how the bday party got anything to do with the raise?

Of course they are related. Ever heard the expression, fattening up for the kill?

He didn't increase the rent because of the party. He organised the party and invited the tenants to 'chop and quench' in preparation for the rent increase.... Pretty much the same way you feed a goat before slaughtering him.

MORNDEW:
Fayose banned Herdsmen from Grazing in Ekiti Stare and some illiterates clapped.
Hope the North don't ban Ekiti people from anything in their region. And when this happens, hope this illiterates applaud too.

A man is creating bad precedence that might turn out bad for his already hungry people in the future and many are applauding I pity Ekiti people.

MORNDEW

You be mumu. So how will an Ekiti man be identified and differentiated in the North? Or is an Ekiti man's body odour markedly different from that of, say, an Oyo or Osun man?

Besides, where exactly is "the North" in the context of this your senseless commentary.. Does it include Adamawa, Taraba, Plateau, Kwara, Benue, or even Kogi?

Fayose's ban should extend to human beings who reason like cattle!

All we hear everytime is that EFCC "grills" this or that. I don't understand what "grilling" means. Is a suspect not supposed to have the right to remain silent if he chooses and to defend himself only in court? Is it not the duty of EFCC to look for evidence of guilt by itself and then prosecute a suspect IN COURT based on evidence found?

How ridiculous and primitive is it to unnecessarily detain a suspect for days and weeks (and we're not talking about a violent criminal who poses a threat or security risk to the public) and expect him to confess to xyz or implicate himself in the name of "grilling"? I don't understand why everything works upside down in this country. We have a long way to go.

Tales by moonlight. Anyone who takes any official statement by the Nigerian military seriously needs help.

Sant1m:
the probe is not targeted at how PDP funded her campaign but against funding it using public funds.

So state government funds (Amaechi Rivers State and Fashola Lagos state et al.) used to fund the APC's campaign are not public funds abi?

Yeah, next you will tell me to provide "evidence". You people are hypocritical jokers.

Nkem4040:
Many of these kids are raised far better than Yorubaa children as most of you are born throw-way/unplanned, in other words bastards, and raised by single mothers. Usually malnourished and unkempt. Swear to God you are not a bastard...didn't only your mother raise you? Do you know your real father... not the strange man living with your mother? Anumanu

Hahaha hahaha hahaha
I don laugh fall inside gutter. Why una wicked like this? ? ?

Krisan234:
If i see a Ferrari, i won't even notice it, Whether Toyota Camry or Bugatti, Car na Car, We go still reach our destination, When i make such money, I'ld never buy such cars.

Make the money first come tell us how far, before you start budgeting for money that is in somebody else's account.

amyrealsea:
Hahaha...exactly. i sha love good things.

Then work for good things! Set up a business, roll up your sleeves. Work!

Don't lie on your back, open your legs wide and expect good things to pour into your carnal orifice via penetrative benevolence.

Chukzyfcb:
Do you have reading problems Mr? Two financial analyst in that report said we need two consecutive negative Gdp to technically say we are in recession. You most definitely would have read just the headline & commented

And you must be technically blind and definitely deluded to not see that we are already in a full blown recession - which will very quickly degenerate into a depression.... That would be worse than anything Nigeria has ever experienced unless Buhari is forced out immediately!

Mynd44:
Not in recession yet. You need two quarters of negative growth to be in recession

Modern day Joseph Goebbels. Keep denying the facts staring us starkly in the face.

And when Goodluck/Yar'Adua tried to do so earlier what happened? Didn't these same APC noise makers instigate a nationwide noise making session and media attacks to thwart the move? Now Buhari is planning to do the same thing. What sort of nonsensical fraud has Nigeria entered into?

Bad news left, right, and centre. What is this? And yet some animals still have the nerve to defend Buhari? A time would soon come when anyone that is senseless enough to defend Buhari in public would pay with his life. Boys are not smiling.

People are suffering and yet you want to proudly advertise your zombiesm.

nnaemeka817:
Jonathan himself is even a coward to have being so mild and calm to this extent. Buhari have finally find solace in his cowardice. He was foolish to have safely handed over power to such a dictator in this country. He fears a lot. Come and challenge this animal buhari

I largely agree. Till today I have not forgiven Jonathan for allowing this change of regime to happen. He could have won the election by hook or crook and NOTHING would happen, except for a few Hausa/Fulani bastards killing themselves and some unfortunate Southerners in the North for a few days after the election, and then the security agencies would teargas them into submission and life would continue as normal. Our economy does not depend on stability in the North one bit, so absolutely nothing would have happened.

I regret that Jonathan was too cowardly to hand over to this disgusting bastard called Buhari.