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The only type of woman who would enjoy her remarriage is a submissive woman who unconditionally accepts the fact that her husband is an African man with African privileges (no need to explain what this means).

By the same token, the only man who would enjoy his marriage is the man who has the aforementioned kind of wife.

FarahAideed:
I haven't spoken to my childhood friend in 6 month since he told me we need to give Buhari a second term to prove himself before we criticise ..The moment he uttered those words our friendship died and I blocked him out of my life .

I would have no problem with such a friend if he is a direct beneficiary of Buhari's evil regime. People profit from the worst of crises, wars and even catastrophes. If he somehow belongs to the tiny cartel of people making a fortune from Buhari's misgovernance, then I can understand and excuse him (after all, we are all hustlers). I'll allow him to 'chop' now that he has the opportunity. That's me being brutally honest.

But if he's supporting Buhari for very disgusting sentimental, misguided, or inexplicable reasons that are not pecuniary, I'll banish such a friend from my life. He is mentally unstable and I cannot guarantee my safety in his presence.

So this kind of beer parlour 'statement' emanated from the chief press secretary to the governor? In other words, this is the official government response to such a topical matter?

If you're an Imo person reading this, then I'm truly ashamed of you and ashamed for you. What is going on in that state?

holuphisayor:
true talk. She doesn't have any element in her to be a motivational speaker.

if not for IBB

You don't know how annoying it is when some fools mention this woman's name in the same sentence with Oprah Winfrey. It's almost sacrilegious. Alakija is not even qualified to wash Oprah Winfrey's underwear.

blackpanda:
When u are poor penniless and completely useless with no future ambition. Every persons success in life seems like a sharp needle pricking your ugly soul.

My advice to mrs alakija is to ignore the useless morons

If you truly like her, your advice to her should be to keep her stupid 'motivational' stories to herself and enjoy her undeserved good fortune quietly. That can't be too hard to do.

If she must taunt others with her unnecessary stories without disclosing what exactly entitled her to the oil block (the real back story), then she fully deserves the backlash she's getting. There are tons of billionaires in Nigeria who made money through the back door and are enjoying their illicit wealth quietly without drawing any attention to themselves. Why can't Alakija tow that line? This isn't about envy.

Lajet:
They claimed that hoodlums operate with motorcycles. so if the hoodlums start using Car are they going to ban car after 7pm also.

That's the black man's eternal problem. Focusing on the symptoms rather than the main disease.

I remember how the government through the very useless Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) made a lot of noise and inconvenienced us with their useless SIM registration many years ago. The stated purpose was to curb kidnapping and other crimes. Interestingly, the rate of kidnapping and other crimes has increased exponentially after SIM registration than it was before then. So what's the point of the whole nonsense?

In the same way, banning Okadas because criminals use bikes to operate just shows how incompetent we are as a people. How about the countless kidnappings and robberies that use cars as modes of transport?

I desperately hope I'll be alive to witness a time when those in government begin to think up and implement sensible, long term solutions to societal problems, rather than the low hanging fruit, knee-jerk approach that is the norm now.

We need brilliant outliers in leadership positions. If you're a daft idiot with some connections or with stolen money and that's why you're in one crucial government position - moving around with a siren-blaring convoy with loads of policemen, then you're not special. In fact you deserve to be killed because you're cheating the rest of society. We need special people in these positions. Not 'connected' or 'lucky', pot bellied bastards forming 'chief' this or 'Owelle' that all over the place with their empty brains that can't devise intelligent solutions to societal problems.

How dem wan take tiff MTN mast? A whole mast. Na train dem carry come for the operation?

An embryo or foetus is technically not 'human' yet - in the same way that an egg is not the same thing as a chicken (so to say), so abortion is arguably not murder. It all goes back to the very old and lingering 'pro-choice vs pro-life' debate.

In any case, an adult female should be able to take responsibility for her choices. If you're so 'pro life' , then why open your grimy laps and allow a man penetrate you raw? A simple and emphatic 'no' and laps closed would have ended it all ab initio, insofar as it is not rape.

We shouldn't downplay human agency. You are responsible for your actions and inactions. If a pregnancy results from YOUR indiscretion and yet you claim you're still pro life (even though the 'penetrator' insists that you must remove it), then keep it and have the child and take care of the child. It's all your choice and you must live with its consequences. Don't shift responsibility.

Lol.

cococandy:
The sad thing about nairaland is that it gives pathetic closet sadists like you an opportunity to rant in anonymity. Unfortunately when your picture ends up on nairaland with a very interesting caption, we won’t know it’s you in order to properly type “serves him right”.

But if you do have the mettle to actually practice in real life what you type on your NL account, it won’t be long before that happens to you from a scorned lover. Keep dreaming in a fool’s paradise.

Lol. Madam pseudo feminist slash Mbaise serpent. No carry my matter for head like bag of beans. Your neck no strong reach to withstand the weight.

I ordinarily like busty bitches, but this particular Romangodess girl is just so much of a turnoff. Everything about her and her package looks fake. I'm convinced she'll look very unappealing (and less busty than the pics suggest) in real life. Nonsense thing.

Just look at the thoughtless and arrogant response.

senatordave1:
Thats how we thought of buhari.atiku will be worse.atiku doesnt have that mass followership and national support that buhari has.he will lose even in adamawa.he will not divide any northern votes.he can only win in taraba,kwara,kogi,plateau,benue by a narrow margin.he will win in ss/se but with reduced margins due to apathy.apc will checkmate pdp rigging power and give them close marking in these areas.atiku doesnt even have fierce supporters in sw/north that will checkmate apc rigging and sweeping tactics.that nigerians are tired of buhari doesnt mean they will vote atiku.they will rather not vote.

So who do you suggest has the stature to checkmate Buhari on the platform of the PDP?

kabrud:
Military men are the people I pity most in this life. Imagine, staying awake all night while everyone else is asleep, coming out to face gun wielding criminals while others run for their lives, living their families to crisis spots of unfamiliar environment while the inhabitants go into hiding, and still getting killed in number. They signed for it but I see them as slaves and I pity them.

Abeg make we hear word. Policemen do this job better than them, and yet they don't block our ears everyday with this unnecessary lamentation and demand for undeserved respect.

It's the gallant policemen who protect us from daily criminality (armed robberies and kidnapping) that we should appreciate more, not arrogant soldiers who prance about with a stupid chip on their shoulders, bullying and intimidating unarmed civilians.

iykesampson:
Fighting him ,definitely is at your own peril and you might end up losing the case because after the fight he has backup whereas you don't have any.
I would advice you to seek for his name and batch number,proced to his posted station then file a complain to military police unit because they are the body that checkmate excess of Military officers.

Calling for backup is the hallmark of our cowardly soldiers. Calling for backup because you're dealing with Boko Haram abi wetin? For a simple matter with a civilian. If you can't fight man to man with a single civilian and beat him, then you should be too ashamed of yourself as a soldier to call for backup. You should simply take your bloodied face back to the barracks and lick your wounds.

God knows how much I hate these smelly animals called soldiers who always rely on their numbers, the so-called backup, to intimidate unarmed civilians.

Very foolish wife. Shouting 'he's a married man" to what end? Married man means that he should die of conji or be eating expired bitterleaf soup for the rest of his life when your shapeless unkempt body and unsexy ways at home has killed any desire he used to have for you.

Your job is to take care of the kids and live comfortably with the resources he is working hard to provide, not to jump up and down forming James Bond trying to monitor his movement. Senseless woman. You deserve even more than the public flogging.

Tobycharles:
In reality he's desperation is palpable for all to catch a glimpse at the moment in quest for corridor of power ones more, but I could also sight his frustration as he's being seived out in the course of the race

Very good English, but what is the difference between determination and desperation? When the imbeeeccile called Buhari was contesting elections four times (2003, 2007, 2011 and 2015) before he unfortunately got in, was it desperation?

zicoraads:
I've had it. I'm traveling next weekend to the cinema just to see this movie

You have to TRAVEL to get to a cinema? How many planets away from Wakanda are you?

HeyCorleone:
I'm not saying anyone should live their lives based on other people's modus operandi. I'm just stating a fact. There are some things you don't just do. What is his business in the club? Isn't it just mere frivolities? While other billionaires in other continents are improving their people and their countries. Do you know how impactful Amazon HQ2 would be on the US economy? Or just how Microsoft and Tesla helps in the area of employment.

The white man is innovative. Looking for ways to improve himself.

The black man is looking for ways to flaunt his wealth.

Oga shut up. You no get even small tintini point.

Even among white people, there are numerous hedonistic billionaires (read about Oracle Founder, Larry Ellison's lifestyle or Roman Abramovich's lifestyle) just as there are frugal and so-called 'socially conscious' billionaires. There are eoutgoing and extroverted billionaires just as there are introverted and highly reclusive billionaires. It's all about personal choices.

Lifestyle choices and personality traits have NOTHING to do with it. Stop yapping rubbish and go and make your own billions so that you can live exactly how you want to... on your own terms. That's the power of money. It allows you to live life on your own terms.

sirfee:
I was born in the early 90s but Dr Dre "Chronic" album is one of the best album of all time.

Nothing but a G thang baby. One of the first albums I had to have personally as a budding teenager, with its iconic 'blunt' album art.

Dre's wealth is the luckiest of all three, but if ever there was someone that deserved the luck he got, it has to be Dre.

There he was, after semi-retirement, a regular barely rich rap legend (about $30-$40m net worth) , mulling his next step in life. Like the rest of them rappers, he was thinking about starting a sneakers line.

One fateful day sometime in the mid 2000s, he was walking along a beach with his old oyinbo friend (the legendary music exec Jimmy Iovine), when he casually voiced out his plans about the proposed sneakers business. "You know what Dre", Jimmy impulsively interjected, "forget sneakers; why not sell speakers?".... That's the life changing sentence that transformed Dr Dre's existence forever and catapulted him to this financial level. Jimmy's advice made sense because, after all, Dre was best known for his deft production skills; for his mad beats.

Along with Jimmy, Dre started the Beats by Dre headphones business. Things moved along slowly but nicely, until the almighty Apple Inc bought Beats in 2014, and the rest is history.

Next year Jimmy and Dre's holdings in Apple will vest and increase in value by a projected $700m extra. That's what's most likely to make Dre the first hip hop billionaire ahead of Puffy and Jay.

I'm so proud of these three legends... Puffy, Hov, and Dre. Any 80s child who grew up on hip hop throughout the mid to late nineties and early 2000s would know that no one deserves this kind of extreme success more than three of them. Three of them would eventually become Forbes rated billionaires. Most likely Dre first (next year).

I'm more interested in what she got for her 'guy'.

Nigerian girls and their hopeless parasitism. Always leeching, receiving, taking, benefitting, without giving anything valuable in return.

danseph:
If you know you don't have PVC go and get one! Unless you have PVC don't come here and bash this administration because your bashing will not change anything except elevating you from one level of hatred to another.
The problem with many of us complaining here is that we lack basic understanding of rights and obedience. This government is against hate speech but here we are mentoring ourselves on hate speech and leaving the precious & powerful thing to do. Hate speech will not make us to move forward! The present government find itself in the current situation because one of its sin was/is hate speech couple with blaming the former administration! You cannot move forward when you have hatred in you DNA and also good in blaming others for your failure!
Like said I GO and GET YOUR PVC.
PEACE

Will these bastards in power even let you get your PVC? You need to see how difficult it is to do get this thing in the South. They expect you to waste your entire day on a queue and at the end you would still not get it. Compare this to the core North where they would simply gather all those smelly, illiterate animals into their mosques and share PVCs to them like cabin biscuits. Does that not tell you their grand plan?

We are not even interested in any so-called election outcome because we know that the results will be rigged. Buhari has prepared himself to rig the election right from the day he was sworn in. By appointing his lackeys into INEC, DSS, Police IGP, and the other security positions.

The way out is to begin now to sound a loud note of CODE RED warning to that old bastard from Daura that he must get out by hook or crook or meet a very disgraceful end in 2019 if he doesn't quit voluntarily,. When the handwriting is very clear, then he would give himself sense and get out of there for another abokki to take over (if that would allow northerners to sleep easy at least). Anyone else but Buhari would suffice. He just has to get out. Useless old pig.

pedrilo:
Just imagine. Everybody is lamenting n insulting buhari now, because him don use hunger reset una brain bak to default settings abi.
I remember all dis insult were directed at GEJ Bak then

That's how the cookie crumbles. I was very alive then when all manner of unprintable insults were hurled at Jonathan on this forum, across social media, and even offline.

Back then people still had the luxury of insulting the president with a full stomach. Now that their stomachs are empty and they are totally hungry, just wait and see. This is just the beginning. By the time election season kicks off and the book of lamentations open, you would know the difference between Elisha and Elijah.

Bastard Buhari

maclatunji:
Nigeria is almost self-sufficient in fertilizer production due to the efforts of this government. A thousand years from now, a review of fertilizer distribution in Nigeria with the same information will still reveal what the president is saying.

So, what are you saying? Facts change 1 year to election? Or is it that you choose not to be able to comprehend the story.

Just imagine. Nigeria is self-sufficient in fertiliser production under this government and yet food prices are three times more expensive across board now than under the last administration? Are you alright upstairs?

maclatunji:
Even GEJ will not claim this because he knows it is a lie. The man is respecting himself based on what he knows about himself which is the least he can do really.

This shameless creature would only find his voice in any matter that is critical of Jonathan the 'infidel'. What do you have to say about the hypocrisy, nepotism, mendacity and extreme corruption going on RIGHT NOW under your spiritual leader Buhari? Nothing.

Apostle of who or what exactly?

Fake ass charlatan.

This abokki boy probably makes up to N100m-N200m monthly on forex sales alone. By the time you add all the kickbacks from contract influencing, access to president facilitation fees, bumper handouts from VIP visitors to the president (always in dollars), lobbyist bribes for appointment influencing, etc, this rat called Tunde Sabiu can very easily make N500+ million every month.

I'm probably underestimating these figures but then, those who are conversant with the workings of the presidency and all the Abuja heavy deals know what I'm talking about.

I can only imagine the odious stench emanating from that zone - for anyone brave enough to put his nose close to it.

This Lola of a woman has a scheming, conniving and manipulative look.

The girl na my spec o. Fine face and big breasts. But as a lying slut she'll be my spec for one night only