₦airaland Forum

Tegabadguy:

what's funny?

i aint smoking, i aint taking, i aint having rum, no jack daniels,no magic moments,no brandy but i aint liking how i feel. anytime i think of getting over useless memories, i wonder if highness helps permanently. which poison makes more sense? where do i start getting higher from and what is the cost?

spits

aint sweeter right here

u will die trying

set it ablaze!! set the police ablaze ! share the arms! bulala balablu! nonsense!

garriAndsugar:
I will make it 2 cups and one cold sugar water

no dey whine me again unless thunder and lightning wan scatter ur family

garriAndsugar:
What can 1 cup of garri do for you?

at least add noise to my brain, u can as well stone me with pure water

Kiddogarcia:
Space your words.
Learn the use of paragraphs.


Na we be your best plug for everything Sexual enhancement tho

aint using android

Nia69:
I don't know. Ask him.

ok

Nia69:
Give him garri and sugar.

can he do better than that?

garriAndsugar:
You write like you're hungry

can u feed me?

helinues:
Why not read and learn then if you got no clue about what universe is?

what if i am not satisfied by the use of 'may' ? are you saying google does not use 'may'?

helinues:
Why not read and learn then if you got no clue about what universe is?

what if i am not satisfied by the use of 'may' ? are you saying google does not use 'may'?

helinues:
Wetin this one dey talk?

what is the universe?

1. my ability to think does not depend on your reaction or attention. i can also think in the absence of your thoughts . 2.nobody accepts anything as making sense except by chance.....including that it is by chance. .....3..i know you see it as justice when you are satisfied about it as the treatment of a case anywhere and however possible but that your satisfaction is yours to define and protect. 4.... the offender will never pay for the offence until the offended becomes more influential or powerful than the offender. 5....honesty can be useless. 6.... the absence of arms in my pocket never means i'm new to violence. 7.a killer can also have a prayer,even an altar. .

helinues:
We were made from the materials ejected from a massive supernova billion of years ago. Those materials formed our solar system.

Reason why Neutrinos present on earth is abundance till today even though there are journey are far

how are u sure the universe exists when u are not sure of what it is? google uses 'may' in their introduction of the universe.

donforeign:
stop replying to them .. Dem hate US for no reason but Dem dey apply for US visa and the west. Dem no go find visa go Russia n d rest

they blame america 4 the bullcrap of their favorite naija politicians.

amigo1088:
Shmuck can you tell which of my claimsbis outright wrong.

Stewpid human

no country is made of subhumans.

Blupen969:
The whole point is money tobby nwanem it is money, the clothes we wear is money, the cap is money, oga the sell sand now, the sell wood too brother, even spiderman suit na money he take buy am

i gain nothing by advising or motivating. i achieve nothing through generosity. so, u can keep going backwards. in fact, i see ur destiny getting disposed, spits

ChEkWaSIyKe:
Shut up and go to Reno Instagram page to see yourself. I know this post pain you.

meaning?

Exceed15:
By the Grace of God APC will happen to you and your family.

apc has christians as members too.

MASTAkiLLAh:
I have stayed for up to nine months without light at least twice, six months several times and that's because some people felt the bills we pay are supposed to cover repairs. NEPA will just say ok while you get old waiting for them until you decide to get sense and pay them specially or get an independent contractor who is usually one of them off duty. You won't have steady light if you're not crooked

no hope then

MASTAkiLLAh:
We can blame the man for not using safety equipment while working but if we're honest with ourselves, we all know that you can't get any repairs to your transformer and other equipments without paying hefty sums to NEPA which can take long months to conclude, the only other way to solve your problem fast is to call an independent contractor even as it's very dangerous. The lackadaisical attitude of electricity staff to their duties led to this man's death

damn!

RisenJoe:
I

seun is fixed on that.

traihit:
How will you know who among the police belongs to the 1% you mentioned.

I'm not a fan of the police either but trust me, we can't do without them.

spits. spits again..dey play.

Risingblue008:
He die well

This new set of police they brought into asaba too is becoming something else

They will
Kidnap you
Beat you
Force u to transfer all the money u have in ur account to theirs,and dey r moving with POS mechine,
And the worst part is dt ,they will take u to a big bush whr dey can fully deal with u

Na to dey find police children too and kill Dem cos for every 10 police men,4-5 don kill innocent person just becos of #500,like d one we r battling in asaba right now,
Police no get good story

make everybody hold gun,dem go know say we no need police, in fact , na to carry explosive and knife join, the useless politicians go dey quote their useless law wey no fit settle anything, e no dey settle any dispute, i prefer the self confessed baboon as padi,he beta pass the female bastards too, nonsense.

nonsense

chccho:
I have been seriously searching for my soul mate and wife but this has been a herculean task so far.

I have met in the past some very suitable and wonderful ladies who we were deeply into each other but I was either too naive at the time or wasn't ready for marriage so they had to move on.

Now that I am ready and able, no show!!!
I don't want to just get married anyhow to anyone, I want someone who's God fearing,my soul mate, someone who I'm attracted, loving, peaceful and so on.

I'm so confused!! Is true love this hard to find??!

you will never get married. you will never have any child or children with the woman you seek.

Racoon:
How would an election bribe bullion vans criminal not called a frugal man like Peter Obi "stingy" because he is a reckless spendthrift that Nigeria does not need now; given the homongous debt pillage an APC govt that have used Tinubu’s economic template to wreck the life of a once thriving 3rd fastest growing economy in the world?

How will a so called first class accountancy graduate of CSU not belittle statistics in a digitally-inclined world by saying "nah statistics we go chop"? if not because of cerebral atrophy, senile dementia, retrograde and anterograde amnesia, effects of substance abuse?

What are the tool of statistical analysis and projections? How are policies formulated if not based on availability of reliable statistical data?

Why would any sane person wants to cast his or her vote for a cognitively impaired, chronically sick and Parkinson's Disease cum dementia-plagued balabloo-blu-bulava heroin-drug baron/addict? May Nigerians get sense tomorrow and always.

4rk inec

logicalhumour:
With the current support for APC, I'm beginning to question myself as to if I lived in the same Nigeria under 8 years of APC alongside the supporters of APC.

The title of this thread is a very very honest question. Please do NOT reply if APC hasn't done any positive thing for you. I want to know what Nairalanders have benefited from this current government. Don't coman tell me how you suffered, I didn't ask for that! I just want to know what Nigerians enjoyed the most in this government.

Once again, a very honest question, sincerely. Thank you.

according to bastards, nigeria progressing means even if people die in order 4 tinubu not to win, they kill ants while blaming tigers 4 what wolves were used to enforce, nonsense