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Offpoint:
just flash me I'll chat you up...

lemme know if you got I wanna take my number offline.... when quoting this please edit my number out....


you de best

Got it.

Offpoint:
Oh mine, mine, mine... I can't believe my eyes!!! heloct is officially my crush-friend

can I give you my whatsapp number or you drop yours so we can catapult this to level 16...pleaseee?

before continuation, I hope you're single... I'm too young to die.... I no no get liver

You can drop yours.

Offpoint:
Good morning, I'm officially declaring you a friend of mine.... by fire and by force
if you say yes, I'll still be your friend, if you say no you'll still be my friend

Lol. No p. I'll be your friend.

Offpoint:
Search deep within your soul, take a deep breathe, relax your muscles, breath and exhale out... you'll find what you want to say and say it out calmly.

Okay

Offpoint:
I'm sincerely, honestly and hopefully waiting for your favourable reply... don't keep a gentleman hanging Pleaseeee. If you're shy... we can take it out of here to a place more private and serene.

I don't even know what to say to this.

Obodo999:
Is there any reason for me to lie?

OK. I believe you.

Offpoint:
Will you go on this birthday trip with me? I want you to join my yatch... the thread was about locating those we sure same birthday and when we do we grab our copy at the speed of light..... who knows, something may lead to another thing that may lead to another thing and we may hit nairaland front page next year for the right reason...you know the reason. so baby don't deny me my golden opportunity

Lol.

Obodo999:
Wow! I am the same. Oct 31st

Are you sure?

Offpoint:
You're my birthday mate, let's take it from here.

This is funny.

You should forgive yourself for even bringing this to an online platform.

Why should you regret doing something like that?

You see, I pray you never see a real regret. Life has more lessons in it. Don't get stacked on an unsuccessful rendezvous in 2013. I mean, guy, we are in 2018.

Get fresh memories.

It's obvious this is a lie.

She actually wanted to create her own female version of the story to trend which to me is dead on arrival.

Obodo999:
Share it again, madam

Oct 31

All these days that I've been sharing birth day, I've not seen a mate.

I don't like insulting people.

Instead, I'll pass.

I do believe I'm strong. I do believe I can get over any hurt in a relationship. But when it happens... I won't remember what I believe.

Why should anyone beg to stay in a relationship?

It's not ideal.

And I'm sure some peeps on here must have begged to stay in a relationship before or probably would still do it. When you see stuffs like that, they are acting on emotions. Unsure how to move and where to start from. But using common sense, once a side says it's over, it's over. No glueing can make that go away.

Agadsman:
I learnt celebrities don't repeat clothes so what happens to their clothes after they must have worn it ones. Do they give it to charity of what?

Some give to their fans.

But they repeat clothes. They don't just take pictures with it twice.

Contentment is so perfect.

My name and my month of birth.

ADENIKETINA2015:
Recycled story. Those lines have been used before. Can't remember the animals used as illustration. God help all these twitter bloggers


BTW: The picture the guy used is on the internet.

You are right. Old story. He copied it to trend.

And BTW, he claimed he took the pics of the roaches mating . . . but how is the camera quality of the roaches better than that of his picture.

Heartbreak is truly painful.

Why not consider another option like getting over it?

You ain't comfy on that car.

falcon01:
i thought it was married?

it?..

When you ain't a kid biko..

Always exercise patience. If you continue to react to everything, you will get frustrated. Life is to be enjoyed. Being vengeful takes you no where.

You make mistakes too.. Let things go. Free yourself and breathe in fresh air.

Kingsteve:
This thread is meant to be an Eye-opener, but No...some people will ignorantly choose to remain ignorant.
Quite a pity!

By the time they eventually get married, and can't conceive, even when medical reports have given them a clean bill of health, they begin to wonder the cause of barrenness.

My dear...this is partly the cause!
Stay awoke...that is: if you haven't fallen a victim yet!

And more so, I wasn't the only one who doubted the story. So, why take it up on me?

BabbanBura:
They don use this one finish

Can you take back your words please.

I have nothing to do with them and the power of darkness has no power over me.

Kingsteve:
This thread is meant to be an Eye-opener, but No...some people will ignorantly choose to remain ignorant.
Quite a pity!

By the time they eventually get married, and can't conceive, even when medical reports have given them a clean bill of health, they begin to wonder the cause of barrenness.

My dear...this is partly the cause!
Stay awoke...that is: if you haven't fallen a victim yet!

You should take things easy hun.

Didn't say this doesn't happen and I'm pretty aware.

The fact that the Op's story wasn't straightforward to me doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

I got bored of the lies..

Hian.

It's possible he isn't carrying it for love.

It's for fun most times and the lady must have resisted but the guy insisted.

Not strange one bit. People bring little things on here like it ever matters.

It's simple now. The painter was uneducated and he kinda mixed things up.

And BTW, I have seen this picture more than five times already. Cut them some slack. I'm sure the mistake must have been corrected.

This is so emotional gosh