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vampire gf

acenazt:
Seriously who get dis lady number. I want date her

me sef dey find her numba

pTomz:
Its just a question regarding our present urban society, some of dis babes dal be walking wit awesome behinds and mind blowing tatas that would make some guys sin on sight not knowing it's an artificial scam of the century. Pardon me, I don't mean any offence but shouldn't nature be what we should be proud of and not some western foam that breaths low self esteem?

Contributions and insults are welcome, it's a free world anyway ..

hmmm

sixtuschimere:
Pictured above is Secretary to Adamawa State Government Dr Umar Bindir with a rare type of handset at a public function.The former Director General National Office for Technology Acquisition and Promotion (NOTAP) attracted the attention of the public with the handset at a public function at Jimeta stadium in Adamawa.

See swag na!

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/swagcheckout-rare-phone-used-by.html

which kind fone b dis

Scammer watch!!!

uzedo1:
My fellow Nlanders, please don't divulge ur BVN to any person asking of it. I received an SMS this afternoon asking me to call 08135611434, that my ATM card has been deactivated.

I was full of laughter because i don't have any money in my bank account and my ATM will expire in 2017 .

Please let's be conscious of how we give out vital information, because this fraudsters have advance there method/approach of scamming unsuspecting victim.

Hope this is the right section to post this!!

In rick ross tone"uh!!! and in dj khaled's voice"another one"

payges:
These are not the best of times for former Chief of Defense Staff, Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh (Rtd.)

The former Military Supremo, who was recently docked by the EFCC on corruption charges, found himself in even more trouble after the EFCC allegedly found $1 million (one million dollars) cash in his house.

However, the craziest twist to the story was revealed earlier today, when an EFCC Spokesperson told our correspondent that another One Million five hundred thousand dollars ($1.5million) was found on Badeh.....in his stomach.

According to our source, the ex service chief was said to have panicked when EFCC operatives came to pick him up, and he reportedly ingested 1.5 million dollars in 100 dollar bills.

"that explains the enormous size if his belly. We should have known", our source told us.

So far, he has excreted just 900 dollars. He has been put on a diet of laxatives. More on this in subsequent bulletins

http://www./posts/296498/

Straffers lounge

KayBillion:
Let us not pretend as if sexual activities do not happen on Obafemi Awolowo University Campus. It happens. In fact, it thrives on a large scale. Anglo-moz car park and motion ground (aka emotion ground) are hot romantic spots that I’ve known since my part 1 days. The mere mention of these two spots elicit a particular meaning on the part of the speaker and hearer. Meanwhile, as I became staler, I began to realize that Anglo-moz car park and motion ground are only two out of the over one thousand and one places that our people patronize to engage in hormonal clash.
Great Ife students are geniuses when it comes to sexcapades. Their creativity and ingenuity is “more than worth its weight in gold”. Every dark alley on campus like departmental toilets, photocopy stands, the new chemical engineering lecture theatre and its surroundings, amphi theatre and its environs and car parks are potential hot spots once the blanket of night seals up the light of day. If you happen to pass by any of these places at night, don’t be afraid or concerned if you happen to hear someone gasping for breath for such person is gasping for the breath of life on cloud 9 not for the arrival of the grim reaper; don’t have a rapid dialogue with your legs if you happen to see one body on four legs.
I was utterly exasperated when I was told of a guy who has had carnal knowledge of about thirteen babes in “the prestigious faculty of Law” alone. I found it very hard to believe until the same guy said it to my hearing that he “does it” about three times every week on this ourogba of igiiwes.I later came to realize that his case is only one out of about hundred that happens on a daily basis. Wetin person no go see for our campus. Hey! I can hear you saying “guyssha” already but don’t be surprised to hear that it is for the ladies as it is for the guys. Not to go farther away from home, it is my pleasure to tell you that there are some ladies in my class that are popularly known in faraway departments like Estate Management and Chemical Engineering not for being intellectually sound but for their coital dexterity and sexual acrobatics. In fact, the mention of some classmates’ names is enough to turn on a lewd man.
Let it not appear as if it’s only students that engage in the act, numerous lecturers also star in the OAU sexual congresses. Like “Pan” the Greek god of sexual desire, the fire of their libido is unquenchable. Is it not even funny that in some departments, students know the kind of ladies some of their lecturers like? I can recollect vividly that about two years ago, some female students were so frustrated and helpless that they had to write an anonymous letter to their departmental head to register their discomfort at the way some lecturers were harassing them with the pendulous sword of Damocles hanging loosely between their two legs. Being senior members of the order, some of these lecturers move their games to cozy abodes in town while those who do not have much time to spare use their offices as “sexture theatres”. “Do you want it hard or soft?”, “Wrapped ones are better”, “Like a pen and its cover”; please don’t ask me for details!
Only God knows the volume of spermatozoa expended on OAU campus on a daily basis. Cases of abortion and unwanted pregnancies are not rampant for the numerous saving graces like postinor that ladies now have at their comfort and disposal; I even heard that the drug is cheaper than a forty leaves notebook or SUB popcorn.However, we’ve seen exceptional cases like that of “Okikimoremi” who are hell bent on coming to the world.

Wetin b dis mosquito or human

daylife7:
Anorexia: An eating disorder characterized by markedly reduced appetite or total aversion to food. Anorexia is a serious psychological disorder. It is a condition that goes well beyond out-of-control dieting. The person with anorexia, most often a girl or young woman, initially begins dieting to lose weight. Over time, the weight loss becomes a sign of mastery and control. The drive to become thinner is thought to be secondary to concerns about control and fears relating to one’s body. The individual continues the endless cycle of restrictive eating, often to a point close to starvation. This becomes an obsession and is similar to an addiction to a drug. Anorexia can be life-threatening.

http://www.naijarex.com/2016/03/09/photo-of-a-woman-deformed-by-anorexia/

For ikorodu naw we dey get light wella b4 but naw d last time dere was light is monday

Ojestas:
Somewhere in IB; where i am, i have not set my eyes on the IBEDC whatever for the past 7 days now.

What's the situation like, in your area? Lets see if this issue is general.

All dis lawyers sef confusing ppl since 1960

archstyle:
Kayode Olaosebikan, the lawyer of Yunusa Dahiru, the alleged abductor of 14-year-old Ese Rita Oruru, has faulted the claim of Dahiru Bala, the father of Yunusa, that his son (Yunusa) is 25-year old. The lawyer claimed that his client who was arraigned before a Federal High Court in Yenegoa is 18-year old.

In an earlier interview with national newspapers, including Vanguard, Bala, claimed that Yunusa is 25-years old.

“My son is 25, and I found it extremely necessary to stand by him at this moment of his travails despite his failure to accept my advice initially. Yunusa was a house help to Oruru’s family for 10 years and when he told me of his love relationship with Ese, I opposed him because we already had a bride for him in the village. When he called to say that he was on his way home with his love I informed him of the bride we had found for him,” the 55-year-old man said in the interview.

However, during Yunusa’s arraignment on Tuesday, his lawyer claimed that he is 18.

“We see the case as that of two love birds. It is case of Yunusa, an 18 year old boy in love with a 14 year old girl. They agreed to elope,” he said.

Yunusa was dragged before a Federal High Court in Bayelsa’s capital, Yenegoa on five count charge.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/ese-yunusas-lawyer-faults-father-your-son-is-18-not-25/

sokotoburundi:
shoroniyen?

o ya mi lenu ooooo

Chanchit:
This guy is dangerously stvpid. How would a mother be aware of your elopement arrangement, abeg this guy needs a resuscitating slap.

dat slap dat will return him back to factory settings

Rayban abacha na u big ooo

Ameboperoo:
Representatives of the Swiss government are expected in Nigeria on Tuesday to discuss with their Nigerian counterparts the repatriation of another tranche of huge public funds stolen by late Head of State, Sani Abacha.
The delegation will be led by the Swiss Minister for Foreign Affairs, Didier Burkhalter, who is expected to meet with Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, and the Minister for Foreign Affairs, Geoffrey Onyeama, over the repatriation of the $321million confiscated from the family of late former head of state, Sani Abacha.
An official of the Swiss Embassy in Nigeria, Pascal Holliger, confirmed the visit exclusively to PREMIUM TIMES on Monday.
“Yes, our foreign Minister is on his way to Nigeria on Tuesday,” Mr Holliger said. “He is coming on a working visit to Nigeria. During the visit, he would open the Consular General’s office in Lagos and meet with the Vice President of Nigeria and the Minister of Foreign Affairs to discuss the issue of the repatriation of the second tranche of the Abacha loot,” he said.
But some Swiss and Nigerian civil society groups, who got wind of the impending visit, dispatched a petition to President Muhammadu Buhari, demanding that his government give assurance that the $321million that would be returned to Nigeria by the Swiss government would be put to good use.
Copies of the petition titled “Restitution of Abacha funds: Swiss and Nigerian NGOs demand guarantees,” was sent to the Minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun, and her foreign affairs counterpart, Geoffrey Onyeama, and the Attorney-General of the Federation and minister justice, Abubakar Malami.
A copy of the petition obtained by PREMIUM TIMES was also sent to the World Bank Vice President for Africa, Makhtar Diop, and the Federal Department for Foreign Affairs Office for International Public Law (DDIP) in Berne, Switzerland.
Signed by representatives of eight civil society groups, the petitioners expressed concerns that the fund could disappear just like the repatriated funds by the government of Liechtenstein in 2014 if government did not take steps to guarantee transparency and accountability.
“Swiss and Nigerian NGOs demand that the authorities of these two countries, together with the World Bank, take all measures necessary to guarantee that these funds be returned in a manner that is transparent and benefits the general population of the country, the people that were initially cheated out of their money,” the petition said.
The groups said their fears followed the confidential agreement reached between the Nigerian government and the Abacha family in 2014, in which the Nigerian government agreed not to prosecute any member of the family in lieu of the returned loot.
The controversial agreement reportedly received the backing of Geneva’s public prosecutor, resulting in the withdrawal of all criminal charges against Mohammed, the eldest son of the late dictator, allegedly implicated in a case of laundering his father’s loot.
“There are fears in civil society, in both Switzerland and Nigeria, that this money could be embezzled once again,” Executive Director, African Network for Environment and Economic Justice, ANEEJ, David Ugolor, told PREMIUM TIMES.
Mr. Ugolor said the petition was sent to the Nigerian and Swiss governments, as well as the World Bank, to demand a guarantee that these funds would actually be used to finance projects that would improve the living conditions of the Nigerian people.
“It is imperative that they be allocated through a transparent process that involves both Swiss and Nigerian NGOs,” Mr. Ugolor said. “The transfers must also be performed in installments and upon the condition that the sums returned in previous installments were used as supposed,” he said.
Under the Goodluck Jonathan administration, Mr. Ugolor said the $235million returned by the Liechtenstein government vanished without trace after government said the money was used to acquire arms to fight the terrorist group, Boko Haram.


Other signatories to the petition included Olivier Longchamp, Berne Declaration (Switzerland); Martin Hilti, Finances and Tax programs coordinator, Transparency International (Switzerland); Adetokunbo Mumuni, Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (Nigeria); Mark Herkenrath, Alliance Sud (Switzerland); Debo Adeniran, Coalition Against Corrupt Leaders (CACOL) (Nigeria); Godwin Uyi Ojo, Environmental Rights Action/Friends of the Earth (Nigeria), and Blair Glencorse, Accountability Lab (UK).


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/199732-exclusive-swiss-govt-to-hold-talks-with-nigeria-on-repatriation-of-fresh-321million-abacha-loot.html

Correct

ShitHead:
Defrauding those who exploited our resources (Natural and Mental resources) to develope their countries and make them difficult for us to enter is something that should be highly commended. Now, who is arresting them for the frauds their committed against us? We are trying to get back what belongs to us!!!

oluface:
WHERE VPN, RDP AND DROP DEY TO SHIELD HIM. WHERE ON EARTH WILL I BE SO STUPID AS THIS GUY DEY CARRY CHEQUE UP AND DOWN.. ANYWAY HIS CUP DON FULL. YOU GAST TO LEARN MORE BEFORE JUMPING TO YAHOO YAHOO. OMO ODE JATI JATI

dude u no fit blame am,u knw ow guys dey,maybe some guys don go cast am

damiosy:
$1000 only not saying its good oh......what about the ones in government getting away with billions?


Where are all the laws when government officials are concerned

abi i tire ooo

The street is military

mikeola12312:
Indigenous rapper, Olamide ‘Baddo’ is ready to give back to the streets by giving them what they also like.

The award-winning indigenous rapper has announced his plan of launching street soccer on his instagram page.

Olamide posted the photo below and captioned;

“Not Everyday Music ! Coming Soon ! For enquiries and sponsorship call us on 08097548700 #YBNLStreetSoccer.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCpz5y7uLMU/

Well spoken prof

Kingspin:
http://thenationonlineng.net/ese-dont-mix-criminality-with-religion-say-soyinka-falana/

Nuzy:
Hollywood reality Tv star Kim Kardashian who took a break for famous controversial moves during her pregnancy is back to break the internet again.The wife of music star Kanye West and mother of his two kids, recently had a baby boy but she is back to shape after child birth.She recently released her post pregnancy naked pics and she is looking so gorgeous.see pics

http://www.naijacookies.com/2016/03/kim-kardashian-flaunts-new-naked-pics.html

evry mallam with him own kettle

lalasticlala:
Demonic spirits drove me into killing 10 years old pupil – Teacher



http://thenationonlineng.net/demonic-spirits-drove-me-into-killing-10-years-old-pupil-teacher/

Follow Link to see Graphic photo: https://www.nairaland.com/2974100/teacher-beheads-proprietors-granddaughter-ova#43525477

after such ppl tends to blame devil,the devil is in trouble....d culprit shud also be murdered in cold blood too and go join the devil in the underworld

NewSheriff:
I always wonder whether those pregnant men around town woke up one day to suddenly find out they're pregnant How on earth will a man just watch his tommy grow bigger and bigger by the day and not do anything to get it back to shape?

if u r gonna b fat u cant stop dat tummy from growing its difficult especially in dis part of the world where we eat dinner very late

Shinaad:
Holy hawtness! India Love is putting her ample cleavage on FULL display in new photoshoots. The beautiful model poses in one of the photos in a plunging swimsuit for her sexy shoot and looks beyond hot while doing it.

It was reported that India traded in her high school prom date ex-boyfriend in favor of the fame, went for Rapper, The Game but they both officially called it quit last year around August 2015.

More Photos 18++ (http://www.adelove.com/the-games-former-teenage/)

*mouth dropping*

sukkot:
tribalist writer. why cant one of the three friends be oyinlola and the other aishat ?

. Is that your own problem in these shenanigans

BeeBeeOoh:
By Evelyn Usman,Bose Adelaja, Emman Ovuakporie & Johnbosco Agbakwuru

LAGOS—There were indications on Wednesday, that the kidnappers who stormed Babington Macaulay Junior Seminary, Ikorodu, Lagos, Monday night, abducting three Senior Secondary School female students have reduced the ransom to N20 million per student.  


As at midnight Tuesday, the kidnappers who initially demanded for N100 million for each student, succumbed to passionate pleas by their contact in the school, as Vanguard gathered that they reduced their demands to N20 million. Besides, the kidnappers have been discovered to be militants turned vandals.


More details soon

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/lagos-school-abduction-kidnappers-demand-n20m-per-student/

. Our security in dis country is zero

MeloGistDotCom:
Just recently HKN Artist, B-Red threaten to beat Yung6ix and his crew up, well this another beef has blackface come out to blast the singer of using the name of a mobile phone to sell his brand just to fit into the industry.

Though he never made a direct name calling but with the description attach to his descriptive expression, it is easier to detect who he is making reference to.

According to him, “some artist wey go dey bear telephone name just to be popular.

That day I catch you, pray say a savior come to your aid, creepy agents, creepy artists.”

Though fans have come dragging the singer on his tail urging him to grow and stop smoking and concentrate more on reviving his career.

http://www.melogist.com/blackface-threatens-to-beat-tekno-when-next-they-meet-photo/

weed too much for dis guy

cokacoola:
thats a big fat lie, wait till one or two big fish ask her out

U may b right...only time will tell

Frontier2:
The latest celebrity in town Shapera Makepeace after winning the Tecno ownthestage karaoke show that made her an instant millionaire ( she was rewarded with
$25,000, a record label deal and a Tecno phantom 5 smartphone) was asked if she will still continue will her boyfriend now that she's made and now in public light

Her response was " I won't leave him for any lady, he stood by me and I will marry him, I remembered when when we couldn't afford a decent smartphone, and some things I would have loved to have, but now all that are over"

Her mind is made already with dat guy

Eisenhower:
Hello house, has anybody ever had embarrassing outings with new clothes?
today started on a very positive note. was filled with joy that am going to church to worship baba God.
I was dressed for the occasion with my latest trouser collection, brimming with smiles, then boarded a bus to church. when I got to my bus stop, I alighted from the bus in front of church my dressing was still intact s I noticed nothing when standing at the parish's glass wall. until I entered the church( you know as RCCG parishes dey bi nah with well dress members ) was ushered to a sit. Enroute to my sit I notice an unusual increase in length of the trouser when I tried feeling the trouser I discover I big opening between my legs (na so my head blow) this opening was so wide that my boxers were visible (imagine say na dirty boxer I wear?) I was initially uncomfortable with the whole situation but had to clear up my mind to get the best from the occasion and as soon as pastor's message and prayer is over I ran out. the most difficult part is returning home with a torn clothes in the visible glare of lagosian. when I left the highway part of my journey, I tried using short cut and corners to get home and avoid more embarrassment.
happy Sunday peeps.

Sori bro

Yarnvibes:
Guys seem to have upgraded, all thanks to this new development.
Just like D.ildo for the ladies, men now have something to service any day anytime without getting worried about menstruation.

This device doesn't menstruate and readily available to service you. Check out the features too.

Source: http://yarnvibes.com/see-what-some-guys-now-use-to-satisfy-their-sexual-urge-instead-of-prostitute/

Na wa ooo,dey straff wey no fit talk

mrBN:
Make who go sleep?

Bruce

mrBN:
SOURCE - http://www.abacityblog.com/2016/02/fall-of-naira-to-dollar-dont-blame.html

Abeg make dis bros go slp joor